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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Queen Helvetica content update

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070 "Level 48"
"Queen Helvetica"
""The Musk Who Fell to Earth" episode tie-in" 072
Store panel.

Queen Helvetica is the seventy-first content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It started on January 15, 2015 and ended on January 20, 2015.

Character skins[edit]

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Lisa.png Queen Helvetica Donut Tapped Out.png175 Tapped Out Queen Helvetica unlock.png Unlocks with The Castle of Equalia.

Non-playable characters[edit]


Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes
Two-nicorn.png Two-nicorn Donut Tapped Out.png70 Tapped Out Two-nicorn Unlock.png


Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out The Castle of Equalia.png The Castle of Equalia Donut Tapped Out.png175 6s Confusing the Idea of Equality Unlocks Queen Helvetica.



After tapping on Gil's Queen Helvetica Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Gil Icon.png mark
Gil - Selling Hey there, Lisa. Why, you remind me of my daughter. Prettiest girl in the Quad-Springfield Tri-Area!
Lisa - Annoyed You're trying to sell me something, Gil. What is it?
Gil - Sad Nothing. I was just saying you're the spitting image of my little girl.
Gil - Happy Oh, how she loved buying my products!
Lisa - Annoyed Really. You sold steak knives and life insurance to your own daughter?
Gil - Surprised And she drove a hard bargain, let me tell ya!
Gil - Selling She's a smart one. Like you.
Gil - Selling And pretty. Again, like you.
Gil - Sad Please buy something.
Lisa - Annoyed I bet you don't even have a daughter. What's her name?
Gil Uh... Stanley. Stanley Grace.
Gil - Sad Oh, who am I kidding. I shoulda known I could never get you to buy a life-sized magical princess castle from me.
Gil Even if it DOES come with a matching pink gown. And tiara. And sash that says "HER MAJESTY".
Lisa - Shouting Gimme!
TO Queen Helvetica offer.png
On Declining the offer
Gil - Sad Gee, Homer, I hate to see your daughter so sad.
Homer - Serious My "daughter", as you call her, can't feel actual sadness.
Homer - Sarcastic As "she" is a sequence of 1s and 0s programmed by a nerd at EA.
Homer - Sarcastic Same goes for "me", "you" and "whatever you're trying to guilt me into buying". It's all just 1s and 0s!
Gil - Selling C'mon. It's a beautiful princess castle! Only 175 donuts!
Homer - Annoyed I hate you. Or rather, "I" "hate" "you".
On Accepting the offer
Gil - Happy Congratulations on your new Castle!
Gil - Selling But of course, no castle is complete without steak knives. And do I have some beauties right here. Only 19.95 donuts!
Lisa - Shouting OUT OF MY WAY!


Other changes made[edit]

January 15 update ("v4_12_PromoQueenHelvetica")[edit]

  • Quimborghini is now animated.


  • TOUI favicon.png Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information