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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Queen Helvetica content update

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"Queen Helvetica"
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Queen Helvetica content update was released on January 15, 2015. Gil returned with a new building-costume combo, that will be available until January 20, 2015 at 8am GMT.

Characters

Costumes

Image Costume Character Unlock message Notes
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Lisa.png Queen Helvetica Lisa Tapped Out Queen Helvetica unlock.png Unlocked with The Castle of Equalia.

NPCs

Image Character Costs Unlock message Notes
TO COC Two-nicorn.png Two-nicorn Donut Tapped Out.png70 Tapped Out Two-nicorn Unlock.png Returning from the September 4, 2014 update. Available until January 20, 2015 at 8am GMT.

Buildings

Image Name Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out The Castle of Equalia.png The Castle of Equalia 6s Confusing the Idea of Equality Unlocks Queen Helvetica. Available until January 20, 2015 at 8am GMT.

Gameplay

Islands

Upon logging in:
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Islands Message.png
System Message The holidays are over and we have one last gift for you! Start the New Year with your very own collection of islands, now in your inventory!
When the player taps OK, they are taken to the "Decorations" section of the Inventory, where the Donut Tapped Out.png90 Small Island is in yellow text.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Islands.png

Gil

After tapping Gil's Queen Helvetica Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Gil Icon.png mark:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Hey there, Lisa. Why, you remind me of my daughter. Prettiest girl in the Quad-Springfield Tri-Area!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're trying to sell me something, Gil. What is it?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Nothing. I was just saying you're the spitting image of my little girl.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Oh, how she loved buying my products!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Really. You sold steak knives and life insurance to your own daughter?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png And she drove a hard bargain, let me tell ya!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png She's a smart one. Like you.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png And pretty. Again, like you.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Please buy something.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I bet you don't even have a daughter. What's her name?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Uh... Stanley. Stanley Grace.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Oh, who am I kidding. I shoulda known I could never get you to buy a life-sized magical princess castle from me.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Even if it DOES come with a matching pink gown. And tiara. And sash that says "HER MAJESTY".
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Gimme!
The offer pops up.
TO Queen Helvetica offer.png

Offer Declined

Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Gee, Homer, I hate to see your daughter so sad.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png My "daughter", as you call her, can't feel actual sadness.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png As "she" is a sequence of 1s and 0s programmed by a nerd at EA.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Same goes for "me", "you" and "whatever you're trying to guilt me into buying". It's all just 1s and 0s!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png C'mon. It's a beautiful princess castle! Only 175 donuts!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I hate you. Or rather, "I" "hate" "you".

Offer Accepted

Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Congratulations on your new Castle!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png But of course, no castle is complete without steak knives. And do I have some beauties right here. Only 19.95 donuts!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png OUT OF MY WAY!

Queen Helvetica

We’re Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.1

After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Hello, Springfield! It is I, Queen Helvetica, ruler of the Kingdom of Equalia!
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Equalia is a land of tolerance and equal rights for all!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wait. If you’re the queen, then it’s not TOTALLY equal, is it?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Well, SOMEONE needs to be queen. You need a government, right? But my every decree is just and fair.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png "Decree"? Sheesh, so you’re a dictator?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png There’s also a legislature. But they’ve never disagreed with my policies.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png So they just rubberstamp everything you say. THAT’S not a system ripe for abuse.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png YOU HAVE TO HAVE A QUEEN. OTHERWISE, WHO WEARS THE GOWNS AND TIARAS?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Boys are so dumb.
Task: Make Queen Helvetica Write Stories of Equalia (1h, The Castle Of Equalia)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

We’re Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.2

After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Mayor Quimby, hail from Equalia! The blessed realm of equality, fairness and acceptance for all.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Mind telling me how you got elected running on such an asinine platform?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Well, I’m queen so... no elections.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png How is a monarchy a land of equality?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png IT JUST IS, OKAY? WHY IS EVERYONE SO HUNG UP ON THIS?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Anyway, Springfield could learn much from Equalia. May I share some of our enlightened policies with you?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I’m more interested in you "sharing" the property taxes on that enormous castle. Which is in Springfield.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png The blessed realm of paying your taxes or here come the bulldozers.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png We have no money in Equalia. We’re a post-scarcity utopian society.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That’s nice. Well, I’ve got a castle to rubble-ize.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Wait! Maybe I could sell you some two-nicorns? It’s a unicorn with two horns.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png So it’s a deer.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Well, no. Sort of.
System Message Returning for a limited time sale is the Two-nicorn! Check the Build Menu for details.
Tapped Out Returning Twonicorn.png
After tapping:
Task: Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall (Cash.png48,500, 24h)
Task: Make Queen Helvetica Meet with Mayor Quimby (12h, Town Hall, Quimby)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

We’re Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.3

After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Long live Queen Helvetica! Ruthless despot of that blessed realm! The Iron Lady of Tolerance!
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png You should visit Equalia. Seriously, everybody’s totally happy.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png They’d better be! Or else!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Am I right, oh Most Beneficent Tyrant?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Why can’t I explain this to anyone?
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png If you’ve got propaganda to deliver, television is a first-rate medium!
Task: Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6 (Cash.png46,000, 24h)
Task: Make Queen Helvetica Do an Interview (4h, Channel 6)
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Kent Brockman, here, with Queen Helvetica. Tell us about Equalia, Your Majesty.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png It’s a land of equal rights for--
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Any juicy gossip about the royal family? Bring us up to speed on the disgraceful scandals currently besmirching your reign.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Uh...
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png You see, America has never known monarchy. We pretend that makes us better than other nations.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png When, in fact, we are consumed with jealousy. Jealousy of the scrumptious, titillating gossip that even a second-rate royal family vomits forth!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png So feed the tabloid monster! How many of your sons are you ashamed of?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png I’m eight years old.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png You heard it here first, folks. A mother at eight! God, I love depraved royalty.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

We’re Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.4

After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png I came to deliver a message of hope and peace, and all they care about is gossip-rag fodder!
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Sure, I’ve got some great diet tips. And my great-aunt DID have a torrid affair with an orc in that one story.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png But why is that more interesting than the fine points of anti-discrimination laws?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Perhaps I'll have better luck talking with other children.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png This just in! Royal floozy trolls for boy toys! News at six!
Task: Make Queen Helvetica Speak at Springfield Elementary (12h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Kent Brockman here, with local bully Nelson Muntz.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Nelson, what was your impression of Queen Helvetica’s tour of Springfield Elementary?
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Kent, my impression was that she was very into me, and wants my junk.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png And by junk you mean?
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I have no idea.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

We’re Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.5

After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Everyone in this town has a horrible opinion of me!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hey Queenie! Keep your shady regal attitude outta my shady bar!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Who’s Equalia’s version of Camilla Parker-Bowles, and why won’t you be nicer to her?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Are you dating Nelson Muntz? If so -- great catch!
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png I’ve got to get away from them!
Task: Make Queen Helvetica Hide from Paparazzi (24h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

We’re Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.6

After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png I can’t take this place! Why won’t you leave me alone!?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Just wait out the news cycle. Everyone forgets about everything after one news cycle.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png And... done. There. You’re yesterday’s news. Congratulations, whoever you are.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Uh, thanks! So who replaced me in the public consciousness?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Some kid on ViewTube who puts metal objects into electrical sockets. There he is!
Tapped Out Electrocuted Ralph.png I’m a miracle I’m still alive!
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png I can always count on you, Ralph Wiggum.
Task: Make Queen Helvetica Listen to the Royal MyPod (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Notifications

  • Sometime on either January 16/17, 2015, this notification was pushed out: "Get a monarch who believes in equality...and mandates from heaven! Queen Helvetica and her castle are available now in The Simpsons: Tapped Out!"

Other changes made

January 15 update ("v4_12_PromoQueenHelvetica")

  • Quimborghini is now animated.

Gallery

References