After completing Heavy Carb Rain and tapping on Gil's Donut Day mark
|
|
Finally an offer that's guaranteed to be a winner! Guess who has a brand new deal on donuts!
|
|
It just rained donuts. We've got enough to last us a lifetime.
|
|
But, didn't you just end up with fifteen or so?
|
|
I didn't say it had to be a human lifetime.
|
|
What if I threw in a few Golden Scratch-R's to sweeten the deal?
|
|
Golden Scratch-R's? Those give you donuts! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
|
|
If the offer is accepted
|
|
Aw, thanks. Gil won't forget your generosity.
|
|
At least as long as I remember to take my pills. Wait, what pills?
|
|
|
Aw, thanks. Gil won't forget your generosity.
|
|
At least as long as I remember to take my pills. Wait, what pills?
|
Message
|
Thanks for your purchase! Have a free Donut Tray decoration for your town!
|
|
With all these extra donuts flying around, why not buy something showy? Nothing says "extravagant wealth" like a concrete replica of your sugary riches!
|
If the offer is declined
|
|
Gil's too late to the party again? This is just like the time I created a dysfunctional animated family comedy right before FOX greenlit the Simpsons.
|
|
Fortunately I've got a great new idea -- where people pay 40 cents a text to vote on talentless singers!
|
Message
|
Even though you're not in the market for useful donuts, you might as well have this free Donut Tray decoration for your town.
|
|
With all these extra donuts flying around, why not buy something showy? Nothing says "extravagant wealth" like a concrete replica of your sugary riches!
|