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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 34 content update

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The The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 34 content update is an content update which added Superintendent Chalmers, Sherri and Terri along with a building and several decorations. It was released on August 29, 2013.

Level Up Message[edit]

Its level up is message is spoken by Cookie Kwan

Level Up Message
Level34.png

Characters[edit]

Image Name Unlock message
Tapped Chalmers.png Superintendent Chalmers Tapped Out Chalmers New Character.png
Tapped Sherri Terri.png Sherri & Terri Tapped Out Sherri Terri New Character.png

Buildings[edit]

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Springfield High School Tapped Out.png Springfield High School 24h Cash.png126,500 Forming Into Cliques Superintendent Chalmers 34
Springfield Knowledgeum Tapped Out.png Springfield Knowledgeum 1d 12h Cash.png77,500 Claiming Things Are Science 34

Decorations[edit]

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Chalmer's 1979 onda.png Chalmer's 1979 _onda Cash.png9,800 34
Tapped Out Minnow Pond.png Minnow Pond Cash.png4,500 20
Tapped Out Campfire 2.png Camp Fire Cash.png2,600 34
Tapped Out Robby the Automaton.png Robby The Automaton Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out World's Largest Zirconia.png World's Largest Zirconia Cash.png5,000,000 5

Gameplay[edit]

Level 34[edit]

"SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Principal Skinner? Have you ever thought about what comes after all this?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Do you mean the afterlife? Yes, I've got it all figured out.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Heaven will be me and mother sitting in comfy recliners, and I have control of the TV remote.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Hell is the same, but she gets to pick the shows.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, I meant what comes after we kids graduate from Springfield Elementary. We need a high school!
The player receives ""SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 1" which is to "Build Springfield High School". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Build Springfield High School Tapped Out.png
New Character Tapped Out Chalmers New Character.png

"SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png When you have only one school in town, you only need a principal to run it.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png But with two schools, we'll need a... a... superintendent.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png And poof, like magic, here I am.
The player receives ""SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 2" which is to "Make Chalmers Shout at "SKINNERRRR!"". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

"SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Well, Seymour, I see you're performing your duties to your usual high standard of sickening incompetence.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Thank you, sir. As you can see, we still only have a handful of students at Springfield Elementary. It's lovely.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Yes. I'd almost forgotten how peaceful it is when the entire student body gets blown to Kingdom Come. We'll have to do it more often.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png But for now, let's roll up our sleeves and get educating!
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png We'll start with the foundation of any strong liberal art education -- standardized test-taking.
The player receives ""SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 3" which is to "Make Chalmers Administer a Science Test". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Seymour, these test scores are abominable! In science, we got the lowest aggregate score ever recorded!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png It could be argued that, by establishing a new worst, we have in fact made a major contribution to science.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png It could be so argued by an idiot.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png But my point stands.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png This is unacceptable, Skinner! Get out of my office while I think on what to do about this!

Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png It's not my fault these idiot kids don't know the difference between the decay rate of a top quark and a W boson.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I've provided them with the hands-off rote memorization of atomic numbers that young brains crave. And still, they don't learn!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe we could try something a little more interactive. Do you remember the Springfield Knowledgeum?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png How could I forget it?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I once dropped a twenty dollar bill there, and I couldn't find it. It was one of the formative experiences of my adult life.
The player receives "Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 1" which is to "Build Springfield Knowledgeum". It takes 1 day 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Build Springfield Knowledgeum Tapped Out.png

Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This is truly amazing. I feel like I am surrounded by knowledge, cradled in the bosom of learning!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I would echo your sentiment, but if I say the word "bosom" around a child, I could lose my job.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Let's split up. Remember -- we're looking for ways to make science fun for kids.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Or, barring that, some sort of kid-shaped automaton that is good at science tests.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Or, barring that, let's try to determine if there are any job openings in their janitorial team.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png And if so, if they'd be interested in someone like me.
The player receives "Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 2" which is to "Make Lisa Spend the Night at the Knowledgeum" and "Make Skinner Spend the Night at the Knowledgeum". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png640 and XP.png210 in reward.

Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think I know how to revitalize the science curriculum. Let's do what this place does, and show that science is fun!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Whoa, whoa, whoa, Lisa. "Science is fun?" I have Masters in Education, young lady.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png And one of the things I learned in graduate school is that science is boring and, to use a technical term, sucky.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Even Einstein knew science was a total snooze-fest! Probably, I mean, he was super-smart, so he must've known that.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm telling you -- follow my advice, and Springfield Elementary will be filled with budding scientists in no time.
The player receives "Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 3" which is to "Make Lisa Fix the Science Curriculum" and "Make Skinner Fix the Science Curriculum". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png640 and XP.png210 in reward.

"SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Um, Superintendent Chalmers?
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Can't you see I'm busy? I'm trying to determine the most painful, humiliating way to fire you.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png What I have so far is good, but it doesn't really "sing" yet, you know?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Yes, of course. But I think the children should be retested now that they've learned how fun science can be.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png "Science is fun?" The very notion goes against centuries of Western thought. I'll admit it -- I'm intrigued.
The player receives ""SKINNERRR?!" Pt. 4" which is to "Make Chalmers Administer a Science Test". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Well, look at that. The kids' test scores are up. Way up! I'm talking "satisfactory" up! Well done, Seymour!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Thank you, sir. Although I have to admit, I had help.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Yes, yes, we all assumed that.

High School Low Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Look at this! The improved test scores have earned me a citation from Town Hall, "in recognition of exemplary performance."
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png You did all the work, Skinner, and I got all the credit! It's every bureaucrat's dream!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png And it's every toadying lickspittle's dream to make his boss's dream come true! Congratulations!
The player receives "High School Low Pt. 1" which is to "Make Chalmers Visit Town Hall". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

High School Low Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png In recognition of your fine work turning around Springfield Elementary, Superintendent Chalmers, you are hereby promoted to Intendent of Springfield High School.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Thank you, Mr. Mayor. Two questions: one, how is going from "Superintendent" to "Intendent" a promotion; and two, are you aware that Intendent is a made-up word?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I oughta be, I made it up!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It means a "principal," but when the town doesn't have the money to hire a principal because of widespread corruption that is in no way the mayor's fault.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png I got into education because I wanted to cut art budgets, not having contact with children! I won't last a day!
The player receives "High School Low Pt. 2" which is to "Make Chalmers Intend Springfield High School". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

High School Low Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Great Scott, Skinner! I had no idea the students of today had grown so soft. They're like pampered veal calves, but with an even less promising future.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Heads always buried in their smartphones and tablets... What could they possibly be doing?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png They generally use them to play time-wasting, potential-draining "freemium" video games.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Or at least they did until that fateful day when the game they were playing asked them how old they were, and they all had to stop.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png I won't stand for it! I'm going to turn these kids into rugged, won't-take-no-for-an-answer individualists if it kills me!
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png We'll start with mandatory, 5:00 AM calisthenics!
The player receives "High School Low Pt. 3" which is to "Build the All Night Gym" and "Make Chalmers Lead Calisthenics". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

High School Low Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Participation in my morning calisthenics program is at 0%.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Look on the bright side. That's a lot higher than any of us expected, sir.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png "Any of us" being people educated in Springfield public schools, who due to years of poor math instruction, don't understand how percentages work.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png I've got to think of something. I always do my best thinking when I'm in the wilderness, honing my manly skills by surviving off the land.
The player receives "High School Low Pt. 4" which is to "Place a Camp Fire" and "Make Chalmers Survive Off the Land". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png155 in reward.

High School Low Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Did you realize, Seymour, that physical education in this school includes classes in "Badminton" and "Golf?"
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png No wonder these children are blobs of goo.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png The kids do enjoy badminton. They get to say "shuttlecock" a lot.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png You're not supposed to enjoy sports!
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Sports should push you to the brink of death, leave you utterly spent, heaving desperate gasps between blood-speckled coughs, asking yourself "Why, God, why am I so weak?"
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png From now on, the only sport here is Greco-Roman wrestling! Now, matches don't stop until both students are crying!
The player receives "High School Low Pt. 5" which is to "Make Chalmers Intend Springfield High School". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

High School Low Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Starting today, all Springfield High School students will participate in the following classes:
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Leadership, Mountaineering, Rough-Riding, Big Game Hunting, Celestial Navigation...
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png ...Tourniquet Making, Foraging, Trust Busting, Manliness...
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png ...Orienteering, Bare-Knuckle Brawling, Big Game Hunting II: Perspectives in Taxidermy, Chivalry...
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png ...American Expansionism, Knife Sharpening, Knife Making, Knife Throwing, and Deep Jungle Exploration.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png If you have any questions, keep them to yourself. That is all!
The player receives "High School Low Pt. 6" which is to "Make Chalmers Intend Springfield High School". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

High School Low Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Groundskeeper Willie! I wonder if you'd have time to build a caber-toss field at Springfield High?
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png But the noble Scottish sport of caber tossing was banned in Springfield years ago, on account of its being incredibly hazardous and generally pointless.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png We're bringing it back!
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png I'll not send a single student off to college who isn't adept at heaving a tree trunk end-over-end so that it lands as close to a "twelve o'clock" position as possible.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png It would be un-American to do so!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png I think I'm going to cry...
The player receives "High School Low Pt. 7" which is to "Make Willie Build a Caber Toss Field". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

High School Low Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Corpulent Anthony!
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Yes?
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png My students are cowards!
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png I want you to send some of your toughest enforcers into my school, and push them around until they learn to stand up for themselves.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png You're welcome to keep any lunch money that the weaker ones fork over.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png What a shockingly wrong-headed educational initiative. However, no grown-up bully can say "no" to lunch money.
The player receives "High School Low Pt. 8" which is to "Make Legs Intimidate Students" and "Make Louie Intimidate Students". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,300 and XP.png310 in reward.

High School Low Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png I've done it. I've molded these blubber-wrapped idiots into capable young Americans.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Who are shockingly ignorant of literature, but still.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png I think I should reward myself with a little "me time."
The player receives "High School Low Pt. 9" which is to "Make Chalmers Lead Calisthenics". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

High School Low Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png I've got another invitation to Town Hall. Wonder what it could be for this time?
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Maybe they've got a special commendation for me!
The player receives "High School Low Pt. 10" which is to "Make Chalmers Visit Town Hall". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You idiot! You've transformed this town's kids into self-reliant, confident individualists. What do you have to say for yourself?
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Uh... you're welcome?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No! You don't get it, do you?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Do you think I've allowed this town's schools to fall apart by accident? That I didn't INTEND for every class to receive a poorer education than the one before?
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png But why would you do that?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Because stupid people vote for incumbents!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You start churning out free thinkers, me and every other incumbent in this declining country is doomed! THEN where will we all be?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You are hereby demoted from Intendent to Superintendent. Now get out of my sight!

High School Low Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png I've failed. And relegated the children of Springfield to a life of ignorance and laziness.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png It's times like this when the only thing that can cheer me up is partaking in an activity that is a playful pun on my beloved catchphrase.
The player receives "High School Low Pt. 11" which is to "Place a Minnow Pond" and "Make Chalmers Catch Some "DINNERRRR?!"". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward, ending the level 34-questline.

Sherri & Terri[edit]

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 1[edit]

New Characters Tapped Out Sherri Terri New Character.png
After tapping on Sherri & Terri's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png I love that in New Springfield, we're premium characters.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png Check out these lame, non-premium characters.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png How I pity their easy affordability. Could they cost fewer donuts? The answer is no, because they cost zero donuts.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png To cost less, they'd have to cost negative donuts, which there's no such thing as.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png You can't bake a negative donut. And even if you could never glaze it. Because glaze is positive. Poor, poor boys.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png Let's moch them some more, shall we? But using our secret, unbreakable code language so they won't understand what we say.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png Switching to secret code language.... now. B-come bin b-Terri. B-do b-you b-read b-me, b-Terri?
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png B-loud band b-clear, b-secret b-code blangaguge b-buddy!
The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 1" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri use Their Secret Language". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png360 and XP.png80 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Sherri & Terri's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png Bi- b-wonder bif b-Milhouse's b-cooties b-have b-blue b-eyebrows b-too?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I can tell you're talking about me. But why are you using that secret, unbreakable code language?
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png B-Milhouse b-thinks b-we're b-talking babout b-him. B-That's b-so b-sad.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png B-even b-though b-he's b-correct, bit's b-sad b-he'd b-think b-so.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png It's no fair to exclude other people. All the TV cartoons agree. So I'm going to put a stop to this!
The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 2" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri use Their Secret Language". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png360 and XP.png80 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Principal Skinner, the twins are using a secret language that the rest of us can't understand.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Son, I realize schoolyard politics can be difficult. But dealing with difficult social situations is how we grow.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png If I step in now, I'm doing you a disservice.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I see. Maybe I'll just a register a complaint with Superintendent Chalmers.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png A complaint?! Attention, children! Effective immediately, all secret languages are banned on school property!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Any kindergarteners babbling incoherently will be assumed to be speaking a secret language, and will be expelled.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png You ratted on us, Milhouse. And now you will recevie the worst punishment we can dish out.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png The super-creeepy, super-intense Sherri/Terri double stare of death.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No, please! Anything but that It's off-putting! Off-puttiinnnnnggggg...
The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 3" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Do the Creepy Twin Stare". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Lisa, save me from Terri and Sherri! Their eyes are swirling pools of liquid hate.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png The kind of hate only found in Magnetos, Emperors Palpatine and little girls!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I won't help you! You got our secret languauge banned!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Wait a second -- you speak it too? But I thought it was a twin language between Sherri and Terri.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, it's a secret language all the girls at this school speak. We'll explain why in a few quests.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But right now, you're to come with me. They want an explanation...
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No! I can't! I don't know how to talk to girls yet!
The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 4" which is to "Have a Shrub" and "Make Milhouse Hide From Girls". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Help, I'm being pursued by women! It's every guy's nightmare!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Milhouse, follow me. I don't know what you did, but you pissed off boykind's natural enemy, the girl, and we're eternally grateful.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png We hereby grant you asylum in the only place no female can ever reach you -- the boys' bathroom.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png Attention, boys! The girls demand immediate extradition of Milhouse Van Houten.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png His actions have compromised the safety of everyone at this school, and he must answer for his crimes.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Not a chance. Boy Power!
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png Then you leave us no choice. Time to pull out our ultimate weapon. Just try to resist this!
The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 5" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Cry to Get What They Want". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total Cash.png850 and XP.png210 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Sherri & Terri's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png We demand you hand over Milhouse at once! He is a known tattletale and a convicted Knockout cheat.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png And by harboring him, you seriously jeopardize historically fragile boy-girl reletions.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Uh, listen. I don't think he'll leave the bathroom. He seems to really love it.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Bathroom life is sweet! There's so much to do! Sink showering, mirror staring, smell smelling...
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png Ew, I could never spend my nights sleeping on the couch in the girls' bathroom.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You have a couch in there? I knew it! I knew the girls' bathroom was nicer than ours!
The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 6" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Torment Bart". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What's so important about protecting your secret girl language anyway? I can't imagine even girls care about the dumb things girls say.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png For your FYI, we use our secret language to protect you.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh my OMG, what kind of an idiot do you think I am? You seriously expect me to believe that you talk in code to protect boys?
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png In the truth. You see-- wait, was that the recess bell I just heard? Can we pick this up later?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Of course. We may hate each other, and that's a wonderful thing, but nothing is more important than recess.
The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 7" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Play Kickball" and "Make Kids Play Kickball (x4)". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png445 and XP.png121 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And we're back. Good game, by the way.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png GG, Bart! Now, I was explaining how our secret language protects you. It's very simple -- you aren't prepared to hear what girls say about you.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png You see, we girls grow up faster than you. We understand fashion, social cues, music, trends, etc., at a level far, far superior to your own.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png We could verbally rip you to shreds any time we please. But that would destroy you.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png And then come middle school, we would have no one date.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png So you see, our having a secret language is really the best thing for everybody.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's crazy! Why would I ever care what a girl thinks about me?
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png Then you leave us no choice. I'm sorry, Bart. I'd hoped we could avoid this.
The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 8" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png205 and XP.png36 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wait a second! Where do you girls get off calling my look "so 1989."
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I wasn't even born then! And I certainly wasn't a ten year old boy in 1989. I would have aged by now!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Bart, the girls say my vest doesn't flatter my shape. Tell me that's not true! It'd ruin me!
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png What's wrong, Bart? Can't handle a little constructive criticism?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png When you said you'd bag on the boys, I never dreamt you meant me. Everyone knows my moves are the freshest and my threads are the dopest!
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png This can end anytime you want. Just give us Milhouse.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Never!
The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 9" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png205 and XP.png36 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Bart, the girls can tell I have a crush on the art teacher. How is this possible?!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png They're calling me "uncouth!" Make it stop!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Don't listen to them, men! Don't let the girls win!
The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 10" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png205 and XP.png36 in reward.

The Trouble With Twins Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Augh! I don't want to understand another awful word from you terrible, horrible creatures.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Ladies, take Milhouse. He's yours. Just bring back your secret language!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No, you have to protect me. I'm a whistleblower! I was performing a public service! Don't let the twins have me!
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png You belong to us now, Milhouse.
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png Come here. Come here and accept your punishment.
The player receives "The Trouble With Twins Pt. 11" which is to "Make Sherri and Terri Do the Creepy Twin Stare". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward, ending the Sherri & Terri quest-line.

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