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The Simpsons: Tapped Out "The War of Art" episode tie-in content update

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The forty-sixth content update, known as the "The War of Art" episode tie-in content update, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released on March 19, 2014, as a tie-in for the episode "The War of Art". It also has a new character Pokey that can be bought after the new building, Guinea Pig Rescue Center and a new decoration, the Strupo Statue.


Image Name Cost Unlock message
TSTO Pokey.png Pokey Donut Tapped Out.png40 Tapped Out Pokey New Character.png


Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Guinea Pig Rescue Center.png Guinea Pig Rescue Center An Experiment Where Guinea Pigs are Guinea Pigs Pt. 3 Pokey 5


Image Name Costs
Strupo Statue.png Strupo Statue Donut Tapped Out.png20


An Experiment Where Guinea Pigs are Guinea Pigs Pt. 1[edit]

After the player logs in
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Residents of Springfield, do not panic, but we are experiencing and invasion by an alien species.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Every neighborhood, every street is being overwhelmed by--
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png GUINEA PIGS!!!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I've always wanted one, and here are dozens wandering the streets, desperate to be rescued, and I'm the FIRST LITTLE GIRL on the scene!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hmmm, don't you think we should just call animal control? Or lots of speeding cars?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, Dad! Let me take them. I'd be the perfect guinea pig owner. I even know their common health problems, which include wheezing...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png ...crusty eyes, receding eyes, drooling, watery diarrhea, anorexia, bladder stomnes, limping, and mange mites.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That sound like a lot of fun, honey. But how about anything in the world else?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We have to rescue them. Guinea pigs are mistreated everywhere. Did you know that in Peru people eat them?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, they what?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Nothing, Dad! They nothing.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I just have one question: how long are they cooked and at what temperature and are they brined and what sauces bring out their delicate flavor?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They're getting away! Help me rescue them!
Message Tap on the guinea pigs to rescue them!
The player receives "An Experiment Where Guinea Pigs are Guinea Pigs Pt. 1" which is to "Rescue Escaped Guinea Pigs (x40)". The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Where did these poor guinea pigs come from?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png It's common for people to dump unwanted pets in Springfield.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png That's why there's a flock of parots in the tree, a bunch of ferrets living under Moe's and hundreds of monkeys in Professor Frink's lab.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png It's strange that so many people didn't want their moneys.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's horrible! But I'll never give a single one of these cute guinea pigs away -- ow! They, what white one just bit me!

An Experiment Where Guinea Pigs are Guinea Pigs Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh-oh, I see blue hair coming this way.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer! There's are 40 guinea pigs in Lisa' room!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know, honey. I'll find a tactic to make her get rid of them right away.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Good.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh, what tactic do you suggest I use?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Parenting!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay I'll try, but I haven't had much luck with it before.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa! You can't keep these guinea pigs here. You have to find a home for them right now or you don't get to go to Janie's birthday party.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Good lord, this "parenting" thing is some powerful mojo.
The player receives "An Experiment Where Guinea Pigs are Guinea Pigs Pt. 2" which is to "Make Lisa Locate a Guinea Pig Sanctuary". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I found a guinea pig rescue center on Craigslist!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ah, Craigslist — the site that killed off classified ads, the yellow pages, and escorts having no where to advertise.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The land the rescue center was on was taken over by survivalists so the center's looking for new land. Apparently it's easy to move — it's a "manufactured home."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png In my day, those were called "mobile homes" and the residents were proud to be called trailer trash. But there's no no name for these "manufactured home" people! Why must we ruin everything?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I'm a little tired of hearing your "take" on things. Can't we just find some land?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Land! The only thing in the world that God's not making any more of...except during the Squidport update.

An Experiment Where Guinea Pigs are Guinea Pigs Pt. 3[edit]

After "An Experiment Where Guinea Pigs are Guinea Pigs Pt. 2" is complete
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm so glad we finally found a home for all those adorable guinea pigs. Can we go there right now and make sure that the workers are calling them by the names I gave them? It's easy to confuse Iphigenia for Clytemnestra.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sure, we can go. My shoes can always use a few minutes of standing in shallow pails of bleach.
Message The Guinea Pig Rescue Center is in your Inventory! (Woo-hoo free building!!)
The player receives "An Experiment Where Guinea Pigs are Guinea Pigs Pt. 3" which is to "Place Guinea Pig Rescue Center" and "Make Lisa Faun over Rescued Guinea Pigs". It takes 24 hours to build and 8 hours for the task and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png70 in reward.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The guinea pigs look so happy! And only a couple of them have bumblefoot or slobbers.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png "Bumblefoot or the slobbers?" What are those?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Guinea pigs diseases. But not to worry, I don't think humans can get them...Dad, you tripped! Are you okay?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yea, that's weird — my foot suddenly doesn't fit in my shoe. And I'm drooling like crazy.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, Dad, Pokey the guinea pig is looking at you! Can I please adopt him?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *slobbering no**
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Please, please, please, please...?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *unintelligible slobbers**
Message Will Lisa get a guinea pig? Always wondered when Max von Sydow would do a voice on a cartoon? Then tune in to this Sunday's episode of The Simpsons 8/7c on FOX.)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's great, but I wanted a guinea pig.
Message Pokey is now available in the build menu!