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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXIV content update
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- This article is about the Tapped Out's Treehouse of Horror content update from 2013. For other year's Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror content updates, see TSTO Treehouse of Horror Content Updates.
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXIV content update is the thirty-third, and second Halloween, content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out. The update was released on October 1, 2013, as version 4.5.0. The event finished on November 7, 2013.
2012's Halloween event saw the player squishing zombies in order to receive currency, and in this update, the zombies are replaced with ghosts. The player must 'pop' ghosts in order to acquire GOO, the currency this update. Also, this time, instead of toilet paper-ing and egging friends' houses, the player can haunt them!
Treehouse of Horror Update 2013 Trailer was used to advertise the event.
Description
Ghosts have risen from beyond the grave and are haunting the town of Springfield. You've tested yourself against zombies and snakes, so saving the town from the invading ghosts and gremlins should be no problem. With new ghastly characters, scary buildings, and a slew of creepy decorations and quests, this update is frighteningly fun. Plus, don't miss Treehouse of Horror XXIV on FOX, Sunday October 6th, for your chance to unlock a unique outfit for Homer.
Read more...
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We've got new limited-time characters, quests, and more!
- Springfield's Spooky Specters– Something strange is happening in the neighborhood, haunting apparitions have invaded Springfield and are starting to take possession of its citizens. Burst these ghosts with a tap of your finger, suck them up with the vacuum, or blow them up with the mighty ghost bomb. Collect the precious GOO that is left behind to win personal prizes and unlock community rewards.
- Grisly Gremlins- Every popped ghost gives you a chance to collect some Gremlins; release these fiends into your friends' towns for a chance at some bonus GOO.
- UFO- Another year another alien invasion, build a Giant Ray Gun and take down these would be conquerors, once and for all.
- New Characters- Take part in a night time hunt with Count Burns, brush up on your child baking skills with Suzanne the Witch, or help Maude Flanders get revenge on Homer.
- New Buildings – See your future at the Gypsy Fortune Teller Shop, Climb to the top of King Homer's Skyscraper, enjoy some holy donuts at the First Church of Lard Lad, relax in the pinnacle of murderous modern technological housing in the Ultrahouse 2, and much more.
- New Ride- Twirl 'n' Hurl is a thrilling new ride now available for Krustyland. Collect enough GOO and have Kang and Kodos send your guests through the air on a ride that may remind them of what they had for lunch.
- New Decorations- If ghosts, ghouls and gremlins aren't enough to get your town in the season's mood then enjoy a variety of terrifying decorations that will both set the stage and raise your conformity rating.
- New Quests- Will the ghosts of spirits past find rest? Will the town endure the invasion of ghosts and gremlins? Will Booberella find work? Will you and your friends be able to collect enough GOO to win all of the prizes?
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Returning items
Several items from the Treehouse of Horror XXIII content update were re-added in the update, for the benefit of the players whom missed the 2012's event.
Characters
Buildings
Decorations
Image
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Name
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Costs
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Cauldron
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75 UNLOCKS Marge The Witch
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Spooky Tree
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325
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Dead Tree
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270
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Mausoleum
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60
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Jack-o-Lantern
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135
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Pumpkin Patch
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450
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Characters
- Note: characters in red are prizes; characters in purple are community prizes.
Image
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Name
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Unlock message
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Unlock method/Costs
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Booberella
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I hate playing with NOOOBs!
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100
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Clawing Zombie
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*Meow* (I can has brains?)
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Community Prize: requires 10 billion to have been collected.
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Crazy Zombie
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Not Brains!
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12
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Frog Prince
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Every moment I live is agony.
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Community Prize: requires 20 billion to have been collected.
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Homer Strongman (skin)
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I'm in the best shape anyone is, in the 1930's
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King Snorky
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Snorky... talk... man.
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5,250
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Kodos
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I love humans, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
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Count Burns (skin)
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No Smithers, I vant to suck your BLOOD!
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Burns coffin
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Maude Flanders
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Wait — who's Edna Krabappel?
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Senile Zombie
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Brains?
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12
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Shuffling Zombie
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Brains....
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2,000
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Snarling Zombie
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*Woof* (Brains...)
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50,000
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Susane the Witch
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Those amber alert phone messages have really cut into my children eating.
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Gingerbread House
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Ghosts
The following is a gallery of images relating to the ghosts (excluding Maude) in the game:
'Haunted' characters
The following is a gallery of images showcasing a character's appearance upon their haunting by ghosts, ordered by level unlock:
- Note: Fat Tony was unlocked through an episode tie-in, but is located in order of level unlock in this gallery.
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This article or section is incomplete.
Please improve the article, or discuss the issue on the talk page. What is missing is: Other characters
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Buildings
- Note: Buildings in red are prizes, buildings in purple are community prizes and buildings in green are both a prize and a Krustyland building.
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Name
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Building time
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Costs/Requires to be unlocked
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Task
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Character(s) unlocked when built
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Ultrahouse 2
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4,000
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First Church of Lard Lad
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Community Prize: requires 5 billion to have been collected.
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Worshipping the Holy Donut
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Gypsy Fortune Teller Store
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24h
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2,000
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Putting curses on Non-paying Customers
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Gingerbread House
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10,000
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Susane the Witch
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King Homer's Skyscraper
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Community Prize: requires 30 billion to have been collected.
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Pumpkin House
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100
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Violating Every Building Code
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Twirl 'N' Hurl
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6,500
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Decorations
- Note: Decorations in red are prizes.
Image
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Name
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Building time
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Costs/Requires to be unlocked
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Task
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Character(s) unlocked when built
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Ancient Burial Ground
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40
500 to obtain via prize system
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Summoning Spirits
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Burns Coffin
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8,000
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Count Burns
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Freak Mobile
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35
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Freak Show Tent
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760
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Ghost Zapper
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60
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Peanut Cart
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520
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Ray Gun
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150
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Kodos
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Spooky Wall
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1
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Victorian UFO
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3,000
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Wailing Wall
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50
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Gremlin
A chance to collect a Gremlin is possible when a ghost is popped. Gremlins are stored, like currency, and when the player enters a friend's town, they have the option to release a Gremlin or not. If the Gremlin is caught by the friend player within four hours of it being released, the player who released it gets rewarded with 2. If the friend player does not catch the Gremlin within four hours, the player who released it gets rewarded with 4.
Simpson Attic
- For the gameplay involving the skin unlocked through this system go here.
With the update, the "Simpson Attic" system was added. Leading up to the premiere of "Treehouse of Horror XXIV", the player would have to obtain an item each day through popping ghosts. If the player collected them all, they would get a chance at winning a Strongman Homer skin, on the day of the episode's first airing.
Description
Pop Ghosts to find new items, or as we call them, "frightems!" Collect them all to unlock a prize. A new frightem is released each day from our servers, or as we call them, "fearvers."
Items
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Flaming Hoop
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Barbell
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Leotard
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Top Hat
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Day
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Wednesday
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Thursday
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Friday
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Saturday
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Quotes after unlocking a "frightem"
Wednesday
After collecting Wednesday's frightem:
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A flaming hoop! I better save this in case someday I get poodles that want to jump through things.
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Message
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Thursday
After collecting Thursday's frightem:
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This barbell will come handy if I ever have two side-by-side stacks of giant paper that I need to stop blowing away.
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Friday
After collecting Friday's frightem:
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This leotard will be great for attending classes of that new exercise I invented... Pie-lates.
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Saturday
After collecting Saturday's frightem:
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A circus Ringmaster's hat. This will be useful next time I need to boss around an acrobat.
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Message
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Sunday (Question)
The question on Sunday is:
"What item of Moe's does Homer covet in this season's Treehouse of Horrors episode?"
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An Emerald Ring
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A Sapphire Tie Clip
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A Ruby Nipple-Stud
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After selecting the right answer the player recieves "Strongman Homer" and 10
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Unlock Skin
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Gameplay
The Ghost in the Machine-based App
The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 1
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I think our house is haunted. Last night I heard ghostly moans and shrieks, and I saw a strange figure draped in chains.
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That was me wearing a chain of 50 sausage links. The shrieking was me later realizing I'd eaten them all.
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As always, there's a perfectly logical although disturbing explanation.
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Yes. But there were also ghosts.
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What?! Our house really is haunted? We better call in trained professional.
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We can't afford that. Let's go see an unlicensed quack.
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Gypsy Fortune Teller Shop". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 100 and 10 in reward.
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So, you seek the old gypsy's help because you are troubled by ghosts.
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And yet when I ring your doorbell selling herbal supplements, it's "nobody home, gypsy."
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Please, just tell us why we're being haunted.
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The spirits are angry, and seek justice for wrongs done to them in their Earthly lives. And ghost justice involves possessing people – it's neat to see!
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I'll tell you how to get rid of them if you buy 10 jars of my house gingko blend.
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Nobody home, gypsy.
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What if we were to just pop the ghosts. Then we could collect their "ghostly organofluid outflow", or GOO.
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Very smart, little girl. I foretell that in the future you will have trouble finding a date. How did you learn about GOO, anyway?
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Google.
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Message
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Event is now open
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 2
The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 2" which is to "Pop Ghosts and Collect their GOO" (x10)". The player receives total 25 and 10 in reward
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Man, I popped ten ghosts and they still keep coming. What is there, a ghost bubble machine somewhere?
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We'll get our friends to help pop ghosts, and make sure they get nice rewards. Maybe some pop-corn! *giggles*
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I get it. "Pop" cause you pop them, and "corn" cause that joke's corny.
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Upon 'popping' a Gremlin:
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What is that thing? It's simultaneously cute and terrifying, like my daughter Maggie.
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It's a Gremlin, a creature so unsafe an American-made car was named after it.
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They're attracted by GOO like a senior citizen is drawn to pureed hamburger.
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Hey, do you think if I set this little guy free in the other Springfields it would steal me some of their GOO?
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Either that or make their school buses crash.
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Worth a try.
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Message
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 3
After tapping on Ned Flanders's exclamation mark
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Homer, I hate to be a specter hector, but your ghosts are all over the Flanders homestead.
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And they're gumming up the Kwik-E-Mart worse than Squishee syrup gums up your intestines.
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Their otherworldly shrieks are so laoud I can't hear my video game, "Ghost Scream III".
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Message
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 3" which is to "Remove Ghosts from Haunted Buildings" (x3)". The player receives total 25 and 10 in reward.
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Homer, I'm sorry dinner's late but two poltergeists were playing keep-away with the pork chops.
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Then we must take drastic action... and see that annoying gypsy again.
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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So, you return, just as I foresaw — when I saw you walking up on the security camera.
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Nice gypsy, we need to summon a spirit and ask why it is so angry.
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Very well! Hold hands in a circle while I enter my trance.
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Look! Her eyes are rolled up in her head!
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(BABYLONIAN BABBLING)
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*gasp* She's speaking in tongues! I wonder what she's saying.
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It better not be that she charges by the hour.
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 4" which is to "Make Homer Listen to the Gypsy's Babbling". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 35 and 160 in reward.
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Someone is here! Unquiet soul, what is your name?
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Maude Flanders.
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O unattractive and boring spirit, why are you angry at us?
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You killed me with a T-shirt cannon. Why do you think?
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The spirit speaks in riddles. Send it back and get another one.
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New Character
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 5
After tapping on Maude's exclamation mark
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It's so nice to see you, Maude. You don't look a minute older than the day Homer killed you.
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That how it works. Noe hear me! Three ghosts are angry at Homer! I am the first.
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We have raised the an army of the dead to haunt Springfield until Homer makes each one of us a sacrifice.
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What, like giving up beer for 15 minutes? 'Cause that he can't do.
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I wish to possess Homer's body and spend one more day with my beloved Ned!
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Okay, but no taking my possessed body past first base.
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 5" which is to "Make Maude Possess Homer" ,"Make Homer Get Possessed by Maude", and "Make Ned Spend Time with Possessed Homer". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 40 and 310 in reward.
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It was wonderful to spend time with you again Maude. But, don't you want to see Rod and Todd?
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Eh. Now that I've been away from them for a while, they kinda creep me out.
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 6
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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What are all these pesky Gremlins doing here? Shoo! Shoo!
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No, Marge, I brought them here. They love GOO, any GOO. So I'm going to have them clear our stuck drains.
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 6" which is to "Make Homer Use Gremlins to Clean Drains". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 25, 600 and 160 in reward.
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*moan* The gremlins cleaned out my drains, but then they ate my gooey cheese and chocolate pudding.
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On the other hand, a plumber would do the same thing and also charge you money.
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 7
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Homer Simpson! It's is me, Frank Grimes... the only man to ever truly hate you.
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Grimsey ol' buddy! Great to see you, pal! How're you doing, amigo?
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Poorly! I killed myself acting like an idiot. And the idiot I was acting like was you.
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Sounds like my best friend is looking to be appeased.
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I want you to go to the power plant and tell everyone how I was always better than you.
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 7" which is to "Reach level 11 and Build the Control Building" and "Make Homer Praise Frank Grimes". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 30 and 110 in reward.
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No doubt about it, Frank Grimes was a great guy.
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But you know who's better? Homer. For saying such nice things about Frank.
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Dammit!
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 8
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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These ghosts are driving me crazy. They look into the future and tell everyone tomorrow's winning scratcher numbers.
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I'm going to reincarnate them as birds. Let's see what it sounds like when doves cry!
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I'm going to sprinkle holy water on them.
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I'm going to argue them away by pointing out that according to science they can't exist.
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 8" which is to "Make Apu Reincarnate Ghosts", "Make Ned Sprinkle Ghosts with Holy Water" and "Make Prof. Frink Have an Epistomolgical Argument with Ghosts". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 35 and 525 in reward.
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 9
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Finally, a ghost with a sense of style.
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My name is Bont. James Bont. British secret agent supreme. At least, I was until you got me killed by Hank Scorpio.
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Yeah, Hank still sends me candies at Christmas for that.
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To appease my fury, you must let me take over your body, fight supervillians, and make love to a beautiful exotic woman.
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Well, I was supposed to work today, but I guess I can call in possessed.
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 9" which is to "Make Homer Get Possessed by Bont and Live Another Day". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 30 and 110 in reward.
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 10
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Pardon me, Mrs. Gypsy, but my dad appeased Maude Flanders, Frank Grimes and James Bont. How come we're still haunted?
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I feel the presence of other, older spirits who are also angry at this town. I sense unspeakable horror... and a tent.
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Sounds like my last Girl Scout camping trip.
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Just kidding. Girl Scouts are great. Please don't cut off my cookies.
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Anyway, my only clue is an old tent.
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Time to do some research in back issues of our town's longest continuously published newspaper: The Springfield Elementary Daily 4th Gradian.
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 10" which is to "Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library" and "Make Lisa Research Old History". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward.
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 11
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I say, Homer, can I possess you one more time? All my missions end with me making love to a beautiful and exotic woman.
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Well, okay. But don't tell my wife.
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That'll be tricky. The woman I'm thinking of IS your wife.
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 11" which is to "Reach Level 16 and Build the Gilded Truffle", "Make Homer Get Possessed by Bont and Romance Marge", and "Make Marge Spend Time with Possessed Homer". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 6 and 150 in reward.
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Marge, how was your date with us?
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Fantastic! Although James Bont had this really weird thing for my hair.
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 12
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Hiya, Lisa. You look down in the dumps. Although that's still better than I feel at my happiest.
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I've been trying to find out about a tent of horror that used to be in Springfield, but I haven't learned anything.
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Horrible tent? That sounds like the old Freak Show exhibit, from the 1930s.
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My grandfather was the chief attraction there. I'm named after him: "Repulsive Moe Syzslak".
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The Freak Show Tent! It's so politically incorrect I never thought of it. Moe, you're a genius!
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 12" which is to "Place the Freak Show Tent".
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Place
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 13
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We are the ghosts of the freaks — the sword swallower, the bearded lady, the guy who can put his whole foot in this mouth... and others.
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What must we do to end your anger?
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We will tell you. After you watch the Freak Show performance.
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Please feel free to tip. We're dead, so we can't use the money but we appreciate the sentiment.
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 13" which is to "Make Lisa and Moe Watch the Freaks (x2)". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 1,300 and 310 in reward.
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 14
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Okay, we watched all you freaks doing your stuff. Really made me feel better about myself.
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What do you want, O ghosts, so you may rest quietly in eternal peace?
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That's what's gonna happen to us? I thought we got to go on a big spring break party in Ghost Cancun. Oh well.
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We demand... back pay! Our old boss never paid us the money he owed us. And then we all died.
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Okay. What's the name of your old boss?
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That mystery you must solve for yourself!
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 14" which is to "Make Lisa Solve the Freak Show Tent Mystery". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 10 and 160 in reward.
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Once Lisa is inside Springfield Library:
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The spirits want to help you, Lisa, so they're sending a message: "CEBCREGL BS OHEAFHZ".
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Oh great, she's speaking in tongues again.
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Note: Before Lisa finishes her "Make Lisa Solve the Freak Show Tent Mystery" task, if the player taps on Mr. Burns , they will see an option in his job list to "Confess". It is a six second task, which rewards the player with 6 and 1 - for solving the mystery!
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Message:
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Wow... you must be very smart... But I'm going to stay at the library and figure it out for myself. I could never respect myself if I'd just looked up the answer on the internet.
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The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 15
After tapping on Burns's exclamation mark
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So, you've discovered the truth.
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My grandfather, Montgomery Burnsum, ran the old freak show, before he changed his name to make it less ethnic.
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To stop the ghosts all you have to do is give their back pay to their descendants – five bucks.
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Forget it. I already pay enough weirdos and goofballs at the plant as it is.
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Then all the ghosts of Springfield will haunt you!
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These ghosts are picketing my plant day and night. They're worse than the Teamsters.
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There must be some way to stop them. Smithers, hire a force of magical Pinkerton detectives to bonk them on the head.
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I'll do my best, sir.
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In the meantime, I'll check the Necronomicon!
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The player receives "The Ghost in the Machine-based App Pt. 15" which is to "Make Burns Read from the Necronomicon". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 175 and 45 in reward.
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You're looking cheerful, sir.
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Yes indeed. I've discovered that GOO burns! Who needs expensive uranium when I can power my plant with cheap, stinky, GOO.
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You do realize you are using the essence of human souls to power light bulbs.
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Hey, I'm a capitalist. Burning human souls is what I do.
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So keep those ghosts coming, and collect all the GOO you can!
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Prize gameplay
Pumpkin House
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Boy, you can tell housing prices have really shot up when people have to live inside giant vegetables.
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According to the realtor's brochure, it's a fairy tale cottage. Although that could just be marketing hype.
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Nutmeg floors, cinnamon fixtures...mmm, edible floorplan!
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The player receives "Pumpkin House" which is to "Make Homer Attempt to Eat the Pumpkin House". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 600 and 150 in reward.
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*burp* Pretty good, although that was a lot of vegetables. I'm ready for some meat.
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Well, up the street there's a little old lady who's selling a shoe.
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Shoe leather... the poor man's beef jerky. Let's go!
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Ancient Burial Ground
Ancient Burial Ground Pt. 1
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This sacred place holds the bones of the Native Americans who once roamed this land in peace with Mother Earth.
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According to this sign, it's also the future site of "Dirty Redskin's RV Roundup.
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That's so offensive! I'm going to start a petition to stop it. And there's nothing as indignant as an eight-year-old child.
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The player receives "Ancient Burial Ground Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lisa Prepare an Indignant Petition". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 170 and 27 in reward.
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Ancient Burial Ground Pt. 2
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Native American spirits, my petition has succeeded. They won't be building an RV dealership on your burial ground.
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Thank you, Lisa. Now we may rest in peace.
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Great, but what about us? You Indians built your burial ground on top of our caveman body dump!
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What about US?! You dumped your caveman bodies on our mastodon death field!
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If you don't like it you shouldn't have gone extinct!
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The player receives "Ancient Burial Ground Pt. 2" which is to "Make Lisa Mediate Land Rights Between Angry Spirits". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 25, 70 and 27 in reward.
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I can't belive we couldn't find a comprise you could all live with.
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We can't live with anything we're dead.
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Message
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Vaccum Tool
After unlocked the Vaccum Tool
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Congratulations! You've just acquired the latest in ghost disposal technology from Frink Removal Incorporated, or FRINC.
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It looks like one of those little robots that vacuums up dirt, but it's completely and utterly different. It's a little robot that vacuums up ghosts.
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Okay, let's suck soul. Where does it plug in?
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It doesn't! In a major convenience, it runs for fifteen minutes at a time on two pounds of uranium.
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Ooh, that's lucky. I have a couple uranium rods in my pocket. I put them there to keep my genitals warm.
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Message
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Kang with Victorian UFO
We Come in Pieces! Pt. 1
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Peaceful greetings, puny human!
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A real live alien! Welcome to Earth, friend!
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Let us live in friendship, and let us not deploy the beacon that summons the Rigelian invasion fleet!
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Uh... okay.
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That's one thing I wish you not to worry about. No one is deploying any beacons!
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The player receives "We Come in Pieces! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Kang Deploy the Beacon". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 600 and 150 in reward.
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We Come in Pieces! Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Mr Alien, sir–
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Please, call me Kang the Enslaver of Worlds! How can I help, friend human?
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There are so many problems with Earth: global warming, polluted water supplies, and, worst of all, gluten.
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Do you have any advanced technology that could heal the planet?
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Of course! Let me just get it over here.
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The player receives "We Come in Pieces! Pt. 2" which is to "Make Kang Activate the Beacon". It takes 10 minutes and the player receives total 26 and 7 in reward.
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We Come in Pieces! Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Mr. Kang, according to Salon, the planet is still doomed. I thought you were going to help us?
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Give everyone these alien power crystals. This will protect them from all future calamities.
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This appears to be common table salt.
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Don't be idiotic! What would be the point of salting humans?
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The player receives "We Come in Pieces! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kang Properly Season Humans". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 350 and 90 in reward.
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We Come in Pieces! Pt. 4
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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Bwa-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-haaaa!
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What's so funny?
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The Rigellian fleet will be here in moments! You are about to become dinner!
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Seriously? You'd fly all the way across the galaxy just to eat us?
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Of course! In all the universe, there is no food as well-marbled as the American human!
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The player receives "We Come in Pieces! Pt. 4" which is to "Make Kang 8-Hour Evil Laugh". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 420 and 105 in reward.
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We Come in Pieces! Pt. 5
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Excuse me? Your beacon is beeping.
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Huh. It appears my Message of Summoning didn't go through to the invasion fleet.
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Yeah, reception kinda stinks here in New Springfield. I'm working on it.
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Please, sit patiently while I resend the message that signals your doom.
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No way! Come on, follow puny humans — get him!
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The player receives "We Come in Pieces! Pt. 5" which is to "Make Kang Run from Puny Humans". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 1,000 and 225 in reward.
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Ultrahouse 2
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Welcome to the latest in modern dwellings from Frinklin Homes, the Ultrahouse 2.
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Controlled by an artificial intelligence designed to guarantee your every comfort, with the mood lighting and the climate control and the witty reparTAY!
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Forget it. Last time we bought an Ultrahouse, it fell in love with my wife and tried to murder me. And it kept recording over my shows.
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This Ultrahouse has been completely reprogrammed. I can assure you, it has zero interest in women.
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Hello, Homer. My you're an adorable chubby. How'd you like to have a drink with me?
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The Ultrahouse 2 is gay?!
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Now Marge, be tolerant. If an alternatively-oriented robotic dwelling wants to show me a good time, I say let it-him.
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The player receives "Ultrahouse 2" which is to "Make Homer Share a Romantic Evening with the Ultrahouse 2". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 600 and 150 in reward.
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So how'd your date with the Ultrahouse go, Dad?
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Nice, but then he proposed a criss-cross where he murders Marge for me and I kill a bisexual garage in Shelbyville for him.
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Pfft. Men.
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Kodos starts fly around in the town.
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I reckon it's the hillbilly's job to point out the alien craft menacing our skies?
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I have positively identified this flying object as an unidentifiable flying object.
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If the player didn't bought the Ray Gun last year.
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We must construct the Frink Ray Gun immediately!
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You can buy a Ray Gun from the Store and startle Kodos out of his complacency.
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I'm not concerned. Humans are known thoughout the galaxy for being too cheap to spend donuts on ray guns.
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(Please go to the Ray Gun section for the rest of the gameplay involving Kodos.)
King Snorky
King Snorky Pt. 1
After tapping on Snorky's exclamation mark
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King Snorky! The dolphin overlord who conquered Springfield and made us all move to the sea! My toes are still wrinkly from the sea water.
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A fate you richly deserved for humiliating me at Marine World... making me play with a beach ball like a common seal.
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Message
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Stupid King Snorky. My fingernails are all scratched out.
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Maybe we can get rid of him if we bribe him with a can of tuna fish.
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Tuna, eh? The irresistible drug for jerks of the sea. To the Kwik-E-Mart!
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We sell delicious "Horse of the Sea" brand tuna fish. Which would you prefer, solid or chunky style?
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Um... well... I guess... um...
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The player receives "King Snorky Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Agonize over Which Style of Tuna To Buy". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 420 and 100 in reward.
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Thank you, choose again!
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King Snorky Pt. 2
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Oh cruel fish, we bring you an offering of tuna, so you will leave our town in peace. I got chunky and solid, your choice.
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Tuna fish! You know how many dolphins have been trapped in tuna nets? Is... is that a chunk of blowhole?!
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Take it easy. You can eat around the blowhole.
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Now I'm really mad. Stand still while I insult you in dolphin. Squeak, pop, pop, squeak...
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Man, who knew there were so many words for "fat" in dolphin.
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The player receives "King Snorky Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Cry after being Insulted by a Sea Mammal". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 175 and 45 in reward.
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King Snorky Pt. 3
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Oh King Snorky, I've got another present for you.
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A beach ball! The symbol of my imprisonment at Marine World? How dare you?
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Come on widdle dolphin. Who wants a pretty ball? Who wants a pretty ball?
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If you think I'm going to... I... um... I want that ball! Let me play with that ball!
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That ought to keep old Herring Head busy for a while.
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Nice going, dad. You're a real pop, squeak, pop-pop squeak genius.
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Why you little! How dare you insult me in dolphin.
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The player receives "King Snorky Pt. 3" which is to "Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse", "Make Homer Strangle Bart at Home" and "Make Bart Get Strangled at Home". It takes 8hours and the player receives total 175 and 45 in reward.
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Twirl 'N' Hurl
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Cool! The "Twirl 'N' Hurl," a brand new Krustyland ride. High speed spins, over-the-top loops...
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Time to give it the Bart barf baptism.
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The juvenile Earthling has fallen for the oldest trick in the boo: a trans-neuronic brain enslaver disguised as an amusement park ride.
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Each lopp-de-loop will erode his will, until he must obey any command I give.
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Even cleaning my excretion pores, which believe me, I cannot pay people enough to do.
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The player receives "Twirl 'N' Hurl" which is to "Build the Twirl 'N' Hurl" and "Make Bart Ride the Twirl 'N' Hurl". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total 166 and 125 in reward.
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Build
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You monster! Set that child free! He still have money to spend here.
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You are too late to stop me. Bart is in my power and will obey my commands.
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Really? Can you make him buy the crappy souvenirs at my gift shop?
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That's going to take a lot more rides on the brain enslaver.
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I got time.
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Count Burns with Burns Coffin
Count Burns Pt. 1
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Night falls, and Springfield lies beneath my feet like a giant blood buffet.
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Now to take in bat form and bat-errify the city!
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Ow. Darn it, my wings are all cracked and dry. Time to apply some leather conditioner.
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The player receives "Count Burns Pt. 1" which is to "Make Count Burns Rub Lotion into his Wings". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 420 and 100 in reward.
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Count Burns Pt. 2
After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
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I'm famished. Time to find an unsuspecting victim to join me for "sipper".
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The player receives "Count Burns Pt. 2" which is to "Make Count Burns Stalk Victims". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 70 and 17 in reward.
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Count Burns Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Stop right there, vampire. I'm here to put an end to your evil evil-doing.
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Then you shall become my first victim of the evening! Now let's see, jugular or femoral artery?
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Femoral has more blood, but it's located in the crotch.
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You can't hurt me. I'm wearing a string of garlic around my neck.
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I don't see any garlic.
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I... uh... oh. I ate it.
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The player receives "Count Burns Pt. 3" which is to "Make Count Burns Drink Homers Blood" and "Make Homer Get Sucked". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 325 and 90 in reward.
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Well, that was unsatisfying. I have two inch fangs but they were still to short to get through his neck fat.
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Count Burns Pt. 4
After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
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Confound it, if I don't get some blood soon I'll un-die.
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Ah, here's a likely-looking fellow. I'll drain him like a bag of ketchup!
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The player receives "Count Burns Pt. 4" which is to "Make Count Burns Drink Blood". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 175 and 45 in reward.
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Whoa, what happened? I feel dizzy, lightheaded, and confused.
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Thank god all I have to do is drive a school bus full of children.
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Count Burns Pt. 5
After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
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I don't know what was in that bus driver's blood, but I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat a bag of cookies and listen to Bob Marley.
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The player receives "Count Burns Pt. 5" which is to "Make Count Burns Chill Out to Reggae". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 420 and 100 in reward.
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Count Burns Pt. 6
After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
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Bah, wandering about town in search of a decent meal is no way for a vampire industrialist to live.
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I need a more reliable source of healthy food.
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The player receives "Count Burns Pt. 6" which is to "Reach Level 24 and and Build Springfield General Hospital" and "Make Count Burns Make a Large Donation". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 175 and 45 in reward.
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Mr. Burns, I can't thank you enough for endowing a new wing at Springfield Hospital.
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Although I'm not sure we need fourteen million gallons of capacity for donated blood.
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Well, you know what they say: he who pays and then drains the life out of the piper calls the tunes.
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And what are those human-sized tubes with the pistons inside?
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Juicers.
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Suzanne the Witch with Gingerbread House
Hex in The City Pt. 1
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Hm. Warty nose. Squinty eyes. Out-of-date clothes. She must be a game designer.
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Dad' it's that witch from the Enchanted Forest. She eats little children!
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Oh, not any more. I spent six months at a rehab center for fairy tale eating disorders, and I'm totally cured.
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Met a lot of nice bridge trolls there.
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You say you're cured, but there's only one way to be sure. Bart, try to get the witch to eat you.
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The player receives "Hex in The City Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Tempt the Witch with a Succulent Bart", "Make Bart Be Tempting" and "Make Suzanne the Witch Be Tempted". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 175 and 45 in reward.
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Aha! I knew it! There are bite marks on Bart's arm.
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Dad, you did that.
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Well, you really know how to make yourself look delicious.
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Hex in The City Pt. 2
After tapping on Suzanne the Witch's exclamation mark
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Suzanne, what do you do for a living now that you're out of the fairy tale business?
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I'm a magical nanny! My friend Sherry Bobbins suggested it. She used to eat kids too.
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A nanny sounds great, but I'm not sure we can afford it. As it is we pay the babysitter by doing her homework.
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Oh, magical nannies don't take money. Just some trifle or other... that is the most dear and precious thing to your heart!*evil cackling*
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Boy, that cackling would sure cheer up the house. You're hired!
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The player receives "Hex in The City Pt. 2" which is to "Make Suzanne the Witch Nanny for the Simpsons". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 600 and 150 in reward.
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Hex in The City Pt. 3
After tapping on Suzanne the Witch's exclamation mark
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Dad, I wanted a BOOKie, not a nanny.
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Don't worry, Bart, we'll have a wonderful time. Let's start by cleaning up your room. It'll be magically fun!
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The player receives "Hex in The City Pt. 3" which is to "Make Suzanne the Witch Magically Tidy Up Bart's Room". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 70 and 17 in reward.
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Oh my god, I've never seen such filth. It took my darkest magic to clean it up.
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Still, now Bart's room is tidy and... what?! It's filthy again?! How did you do that so fast?
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There is a darker power in the world than your magic. Ten year old boys.
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Hex in The City Pt. 4
After tapping on Suzanne the Witch's exclamation mark
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That Bart is driving me crazy. Why did I ever take a job as his magical nanny? I've got to go home and rest.
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The player receives "Hex in The City Pt. 4" which is to "Make Suzanne the Witch Rest in her Gingerbread House with a Migraine". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 275 and 70 in reward.
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Hex in The City Pt. 5
After tapping on Suzanne the Witch's exclamation mark
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Mom, Dad! Suzanne is trying to shove Bart in the oven.
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Now Lisa, She's a professional. If she needs to give Bart a time out, let her.
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I just couldn't take it! The kid is driving me crazy! Six months of rehab ruined.
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I'm afraid we'll have to fire you.
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We'll write a letter of reference, but it'll be one of those wishy-washy ones that doesn't really say anything.
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Fine, I'll go. But first you must pay me the thing most precious to your heart: your first-born son!
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Well... he's A thing that's precious to my heart.
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But here's THE thing.
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I gotta admit, it's a pretty nice bowling ball.
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The player receives "Hex in The City Pt. 5" which is to "Make Suzanne the Witch Go Bowling at Barney's Bowlarama". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 600 and 150 in reward.
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Premium gameplay
Booberella
The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 1
After tapping on Booberella's exclamation mark
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I used to host "The Matinee of Blood and Commercials" at Channel 6. But they canceled my show because I used my catchphrase too often.
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They are such BOOOOOOBS!
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Pardon me, Cleus. Do you have any work around the farm?
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Um... you cold milk the cow.
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I see. Pray tell, what about me made you think of milking?
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Well, you ain't dressed for stabbin' possums.
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The player receives "The Girl Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 1" which is to "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm" and "Make Boobrella Milk Cletus's Cow". It takes 60 minuts and the player receives total 205 and 36 in reward.
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The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 2
After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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Miss Booberella, you are almost as attractive in person as the life-sized Booberella figurine I have in my bedroom. Almost.
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Would you like a job bending low to reach things?
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The player receives "The Girl Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 13 and Build the Android's Dungeon" and "Make Booberella Work at the Dungeon". It takes 2 hours and the player receives total 275 and 50 in reward.
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Tell mew, Booberella, who is you favorite Cosmic Wars character?
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That whould be Patmi, the princess of NaBOOOOB.
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The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 3
After tapping on Booberella's exclamation mark
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If you want to get ahed in the world, you have start your own business.
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That's why I'm here with my new "Street Cart of Horror and Peanuts."
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Goobers for sale! GOOOOB-ers!
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The player receives "The Girl Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 3" which is to "Place a Peanut Cart" and "Make Booberella Sell Peanuts from a Peanut Cart". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 520 and 115 in reward.
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The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 4
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Chief Wiggum! A lawless gang of teenagers just attacked my store!
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They stole candy and Squishees and read my magazines without buying a single one... just as if I were a library!
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Sorry, Apu, I'm dealing with something much more dangerous... an unlicensed peanut vendor.
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Please, Chief Wiggum, it's a mistake any vampire-themed horror hostess could make.
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I'm sorry, but I have to throw the boob at you. I mean throw the book at boob. I mean boob the boob boob boob.
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The player receives "The Girl Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 19 and Build the Springfield Penitentiary" and "Make Booberella Serve Time for Unlicensed Peanut Vending". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 1,100 and 235 in reward.
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Boobarella, you're free to go. I'll just get these handcuffs off you... Darn it, why do they always stick?
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Maybe they need some LUUUUBE.
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The Girls Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 5
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Great news! I have a new show — "The Bloodcurdling Hour of Children's Educational Programming!"
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The player receives "The Girl Just Want to Have Fun Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6" and "Make Booberella Host a Children's Show". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 360 and 80 in reward.
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Today's show was brought to you by the emotion "fear", the animal "snake", and the geometric shape... CUUUBE!
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Ray Gun/Kodos
After Placed the Ray Gun
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I knew we should have paid for the ray-gun-proof undercoating!
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Kodos tries to destroy the Ray Gun by firing at it using his spaceship. The player presses the Ray Gun so it shoots into the air. After one shot
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Pathetic earthling. Thanks to my top-of-line spaceship armor, it will take at least 100 shots to knock me from the sky. 99 to go...
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Kodos continues to fire at the Ray Gun, while the player continues to fire at his spaceship. Soon, the spaceship starts to wobble before a final hit makes the spaceship crash into the ray gun, destroying it and the ship.
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Arg! That armor salesman lied to me. Oh, why did I buy it from Zarkon the Unreliable?!
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Good hoyven moyven! He couldn't have crashed into a school or hospital instead of my precious Ray Gun?
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I put another in storage, but don't start thinking I'm made of Ray Guns.
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New Character
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The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 1
After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark
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PUNY HUMANS! There is still the devastating power of our single, steam-powered, flying saucer!
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Oh no! So with that you can defeat Earth's thousands of nuclear missiles and millions of jets, tanks and soldiers?
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Um... PUNY HUMANS! I come in peace.
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The player receives "The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 1" which is to "Make Kodos Act Harmless". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 1,000 and 225 in reward.
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The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 2
After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark
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Worthless human, can your ignorant mind recommend a good place to hibernate?
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Why it's the Giant Octosquid What Fell From The Sky! If I help you, will you grant me three wishes?
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My replicator will produce anything you desire, except donuts. That would ruin the in-game economy and make it not fun — trust me.
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Well, when I need a nap, usually enjoy me the quiet of the big book building.
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A building full of books? You store your knowledge in one place?
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Why I can absorb all of your Earth knowledge and use it to DESTROY YOUR PLANET!
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You're need one of them fancy library cards first.
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The player receives "The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library" and "Make Kodos Read Grade 4 Science Books". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 260 and 70 in reward.
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The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 3
After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark
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So how are you going to terrify us this time? Laser whips? Ultraprobes? Space karaoke?
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DO NOT MOCK SPACE KARAOKE! It's something to do when you're stuck in hyperwarp watching the same 15 DVDs over and over again.
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Now, you will learn to fear the impressive majesty of Rigellian technology. Behold THIS!
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The player receives "The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kodos Demonstrate Superior Technology". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 105 and 26 in reward.
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That's a baby toy. And it's been boring babies since it was invented.
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Well...we had them first!
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The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 4
After tapping on Kodos's exclamation mark
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Kang, you must hide me. I have been embarrassed... in front of a child.
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We stick out on this planet. There is only one person you could disguise yourself as and not be recognized. Me!
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Very well.
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But if this is a trick to get me to pay your gambling debts again, I shall not be pleased.
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The player receives "The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 4" which is to "Make Kodos Impersonate Kang". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 420 and 105 in reward.
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Just the Two of Us
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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You know Kang, it's starting to feel like we might be here for a while.
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Such a statement of truth. At least, Kodos, we have each other.
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Yes. Now let us begin the disgusting and laborious process of feeding on each other!
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The player receives "Just the Two of Us" which is to "Make Kang and Kodos Exchange Long Protein Strings". It takes 10 hours and the player receives total 520 and 75 in reward.
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Krustyland
Upon entering Krustyland for the first time in the event:
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Hey! There's no ghosts in Krustyland!
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Even the dead are terrified by our walkaround characters.
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Halloween
When they player log in on Halloween
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Excellent! The sheeple are popping billions of ghosts, fueling my soul-burning energy empire! And all I had to do was give away some knic-knacks.
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But sir, our data show people are slowing down. Thye feel their small GOO contributions won't make a difference toward the group total.
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Just like how once vote won't make a difference in a election? Well, those people are WRONG! Might I remind everyone of the Bush-Gore delection debacle in Flordia?
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If just one more Supreme Court justice had voted for Gore, he would have become president!
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Message
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Message
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Strongman Homer
The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 1
Upon unlocking Strongman Homer:
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Greetings! I am a circus strongman, the 13th most popular side sideshow at the circus.
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But the guy who eats glass is retiring soon, so I'll be moving up the list.
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I have the strength of Hercules! And like Hercules, I have been tasked by the gods to perform Twelve Labors.
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Unlike Hercules, I'll probably only get through five of them.
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Help me achieve my First Labor: impressing rubes with a feat of strength!
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The player receives "The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 1", which is to "Make Strongman Homer Impress Rubes with His Strength". The task takes 12 hours and the player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.
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The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 2
After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
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What will be the second Labor of Homercles? If I can earn the gods' favor, they will grant me a boon...
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Perhaps a leotard that doesn't bind up in the crotch.
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Strongman, I have an eight-headed hydra that will take all your strength to defeat.
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*Gasp* You mean... the octuplets?!
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Yes! My kids broke into the bulk Halloween candy and now they're going crazy in my store on a total sugar high.
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Do whatever you must. As a loving parent I ask only this: keep the windows closed so I don't hear them screaming.
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The player receives the quest "The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 2", which is to "Make Strongman Homer Battle Apu's Octuplets". The task takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 170 and 27 in reward.
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After the task is complete:
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I almost had them trapped behind the Squishee machine, but then they beat me up and stole my weight belt.
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Beating up an employee.. sometimes my kids make me proud.
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The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 3
After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
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Who's got a Labor? Looking for a Labor.
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Hey, strongman! I bought a bunch of horse meat from this Greek guy, Diomedes, for my new signature Krusty Whinniewich.
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How'd you like to tenderize it by pounding it with your fat fists?
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They're not fat, they're full-figured.
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The player receives the quest "The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 3", which requires the player to have "Reach Level 7 and Built the Krusty Burger", and to "Make Strongman Homer Punch Meat in the Freezer". The latter task takes 4 hours and the player receives total 275 and 55 in reward.
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After the task is complete:
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Well, I made a lot of progress. The meat used to be tough as boot leather, now it's only tough as shoe leather.
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Another Krustyburger, disaster. I guess the moral is, don't look at the Greeks bearing gift horses in the mouth.
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The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 4
After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
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I've gotta get one of these labors right, or I'll never get my boom from the gods. And I want boon! Major boon!
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I have lost one of my hounds. For your next task, you must travel into Hell, find him, and bring him back.
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I get finding a lost dog, but what's the "travel into Hell" part?
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Well, he'll only come to my voice. So you must carry me pick-a-back while we search...
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And the entire time I'm going to complain about the cost of employee health and pension benefits.
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So cruel! Still, eyes on the boom. Eyes on the boon.
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The player receives "The Lard Of The Rings PT. 4", which requires the player to have "Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers" and to "Make Strongman Homer Piggyback Mr. Burns". The latter task takes 24 hours and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward.
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After the task is complete:
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Oh, my poor little doggy, you look so tired. Just clamp your jaws on the Strongman's leg and he'll drag you home.
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The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 5
After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
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Homer: I'm so sick of doing labors! Who'd've thought they'd be like work!
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I've got a job for you. I need you to kill a bull in my tavern.
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Kill him yourself. The next feat of strength I'm doing is thunder farts.
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Nah, I mean killing a "Duff Bull", the new beer from Duff. "There's no bull about Duff Bull." Or some such.
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Finally a labor that involves getting drunk, like my regular job.
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The player receives "The Lard Of The Rings Pt. 5", which requires the player to have "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and to "Make Strongman Homer Drink Duff Bull". The latter task takes 8 hours and the player receives total 375 and 80 in reward.
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After the task is complete:
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Well, counting up the empties on the bar, I'd say you finished the Twelve Labors of Homercles.
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Let's go for forty-seven.
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First Church of Lard Lad
First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I don't know what's more disturbing, a church that worships a giant seller of donuts, or the fact that I don't belong to it.
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The player receives "First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Join the First Church of Lard Lad". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 175 and 45 in reward.
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I don't have to wear orange robes and a turban, do I?
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Don't be silly, we're a perfectly respectable religion. Now here, put on your jelly-filled underwear.
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First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Bow down before Lard Lad, only begotten son of Lard Dad, sent to Earth to crush sinners with his Holy Donut.
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Oh Holy Donut, fill our blood with Sprinkles of Power, that we may join you in your heaven, currently located on the International Space Station.
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The player receives "First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Worship Lard Lad's Donut". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total 40 and 10 in reward.
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What happed to Lard's Lad's Holy Donut?
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I ate it.
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But it's made of Styrofoam.
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I see that now. I'm burping up packing peanuts.
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First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Homer Simpson, for profaning the Holy Donut of Glory you must wear the Leaden Donut of Shame.
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The player receives "First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Wear the Lead Donut around his Neck". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 420 and 100 in reward.
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Mmmm... lead sprinkles.
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Ghost Bomb
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The Ghost Bomb is the latest product of my laboratory, guaranteed to blast ghosts to the kingdom come of Kingdom Come.
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I was actually trying to develop an automatic coffeemaker, but oh the kaboom and the coffee grounds on the wall and the scraping and the staining.
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I don't mean to be a Negative Neddy but will Maude's spirit be in any danger?
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According to these calculations, as a Heavenly visitor she will merely be returned gently to the Pearly Gates.
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OR, she'll be utterly destroyed and to you it will be as if she never existed.
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You know, quantum mechanics, uncertainty principle, SHROOOEdinger's equation.
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Only one way to find out.
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Message
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Frog Prince
After unlock the Frog Prince
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Once I was an innocent frog, then an incompent boy wizard turned me into this nightmare of agony.
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Please dont tap me. It just makes it hurt worse.
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When tapping the Frog Prince
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Hey, cut it out.
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When tapping the Frog Prince
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Kill me, please.
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When tapping the Frog Prince
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Why do you hate me?
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When tapping the Frog Prince
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Oh the agony.
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When tapping the Frog Prince
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Thanks a lot, jerk!
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When tapping the Frog Prince
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I'm going to barf on you.
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When tapping the Frog Prince
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Congratulations. You just tortured a frog.
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When tapping the Frog Prince
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Hey, I don't tap you, and you're no looker yourself.
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King Homer
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Behold my towering, hideous monstrosity.
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I don't know I think that ape is kind of cute.
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I was referring to my skyscrapter. I always wanted to ruin the skyline of downtown Springfield, and now I've done it.
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But now you mention it, there is some kind of oversized lemur clinging to my building.
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He's so handsome and strong.
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If by strong you mean the overpowering aroma of ape sweat and rotten bananas, I agree. Shoo, ape! Shoo!
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The player receives "King Homer" which is to "Tap the Skyscraper to Shoo the Ape". The player receives total 100 and 10 in reward.
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I think he's angry. Nice ape, don't hurt me. I'm half monkey myself: heart, spleen, and one buttock.
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Aw, come home with me, you giant ape. I'll sew you some underpants out of Homer's tighty-whiteyes. Three pairs ought to do it.
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Prizes
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Prizes were used once again in this event, the system working similarly to the Whacking Day 2013 event prize system.
Personal Prizes
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Object
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Unlock Image
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Unlocked after collecting
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Pumpkin House
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100 or 50
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Ancient Burial Ground
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500 or 65
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Vacuum Tool
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1,250 or 85
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Shuffling Zombie
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2,000 or 95
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Victorian UFO
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3,000
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Ultrahouse 2
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4,000
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King Snorky
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5,250
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Twirl 'N' Hurl
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6,500
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Burns coffin
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8,000
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Gingerbread House
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10,000
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Once the player has received all prizes, they receive free donuts for every 2,000 they acquire, similar to the Bonus Level-Up system.
Community Prizes were introduced in this event, rewarding the players every x billions they, overall, collect. There were five Community Prizes.
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