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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Easter 2014 content update

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The forty-ninth content update, known as the "Easter 2014 Event" for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is a content update that was released on April 15, 2014.

Easter 2014's Artwork
Easter 2014's App Icon
Easter 2014 Guide

Contents

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
Tapped Out Rabbit 24601.png Bunny #24601 Tapped Out Unlock Bunny 24601.png
Egg Council Guy.png Egg Council Guy Tapped Out Egg Council Guy New Character.png
Hugs Bunny.png Hugs Bunny Tapped Out Unlock Hugs Bunny.png
Father Sean.png Father Sean Tapped Out Father Sean Unlock.png
Shary Bobbins.png Shary Bobbins Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Unlocked.png
Chirpy Boy and Bart Junior.png Chirpy Boy & Bart Junior Tapped Out Unlock Chirpy Boy Bart Jr.png
Crazy Cat Lady.png Crazy Cat Lady Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady New Character.png
Mojo.png Mojo Helper Monkey Tapped Out Unlock Mojo Helper Monkey.png

Decorations

Image Name Costs
Tapped Out Easter Banner.png Easter Banner Cash.png12,500
Tapped Out Pastel Picket Fence.png Pastel Picket Fence Tapped Out Gold Block.png
Gold Easter Box
Tapped Out Easter Float.png Easter Float Cash.png15,000
Tapped Out Kodos Topiary.png Kodos Topiary Tapped Out Gold Block.png
Gold Easter Box
(or Donut Tapped Out.png15)
Tapped Out Kang Topiary.png Kang Topiary Tapped Out Gold Block.png
Gold Easter Box
(or Donut Tapped Out.png15)
Tapped Out Natural Faberge Egg.png Natural Faberge Egg Donut Tapped Out.png100
Tapped Out Sumatran Century Flower.png Sumatran Century Flower Donut Tapped Out.png75
Tapped Out Easter Gate.png Easter Gate Tapped Out Gold Block.png
Gold Easter Box
(or Donut Tapped Out.png40)
Tapped Out Beach Towel and Umbrella.png Beach Towel and Umbrella Tapped Out Blue Block.png
Blue Easter Box
Tapped Out Easter Tree.png Easter Tree Tapped Out Blue Block.png
Blue Easter Box
Tapped Out Easter Pond.png Easter Pond Tapped Out Pink Block.png
Pink Easter Box
Tapped Out Easter Egg Pile.png Easter Egg Pile Tapped Out Pink Block.png
Pink Easter Box
Tapped Out Easter Fence.png Easter Fence Tapped Out Blue Block.pngTapped Out Pink Block.png
Blue or Pink Easter Box
Tapped Out Frinkthetic Egg Generator 1.png Frinkthetic Egg Generator 1 Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out Frinkthetic Egg Generator 2.png Frinkthetic Egg Generator 2 Donut Tapped Out.png75

Buildings

Image Name Costs
Blocko Store Tapped Out.png Blocko Store Tapped Out Blue Block.png
Blue Easter Box
Johnny Fiestas Tapped Out.png Johnny Fiestas Tapped Out Pink Block.png
Pink Easter Box
Crazy Cat House Tapped Out.png Crazy Cat House Donut Tapped Out.png180
Fireworks Candy and Puppies Tapped Out.png Fireworks Candy and Puppies Donut Tapped Out.png60
Banana Dictatorship Tapped Out.png Banana Dictatorship Tapped Out Gold Block.png
Gold Easter Box

Easter Boxes

In your Springfield, you zap bunnies to earn blue or pink eggs. One bunny generates every five minutes, with a maximum of 40 bunnies in your town at one time. The Bunny Stunner is activated when you tap and hold, and it stuns any bunny within proximity of your finger. You can also get eggs in your friends' towns by tapping on their buildings. The first 30 taps give you 5 eggs per tap, the next 30 give you 4 eggs per tap, the next 30 give you 2 eggs per tap, and the remaining 180 taps give you 1 egg per tap.

There are three types of Easter boxes, blue, pink, and gold. Once you collect 500 eggs of a certain color, you receive an Easter box for that color. The blue and pink eggs come from the bunnies, while the gold eggs are prizes from the blue and pink Easter boxes.

Players of the update are divided into two groups, the pink group and the blue group. Those in the pink group receive a majority of pink eggs, with quests and tasks rewarding pink eggs. Those in the blue group receive a majority of blue eggs, with quests and tasks rewarding blue eggs. There is no gold group. The odds for a box depend on which group you are in.

Easter baskets

Easter baskets can be obtained through donuts or by zapping bunnies. Once you place an Easter basket, a friend can place 100 eggs of one color (blue or pink) into that basket, and receive 50 eggs of the other color in exchange. A maximum of 400 eggs can be placed in a basket for exchange, and once that happens, the basket disappears. The owner of the basket will receive the 400 eggs placed in the basket. Baskets only work for one-way exchanges; blue to pink baskets only work in that direction, and vice-versa.

Image Name Costs
Blue Egg Basket Tapped Out.png Blue Egg Basket Donut Tapped Out.png10
0.3% chance from bunny drop
Pink Egg Basket Tapped Out.png Pink Egg Basket Donut Tapped Out.png10
0.3% chance from bunny drop

Store

Image Name Costs
550 Blue Eggs Tappped Out.png 550 Blue Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png15
1700 Blue Eggs Tappped Out.png 1700 Blue Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png25
4550 Blue Eggs Tappped Out.png 4550 Blue Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png50
550 Pink Eggs Tappped Out.png 550 Pink Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png15
1700 Pink Eggs Tappped Out.png 1700 Pink Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png25
4550 Pink Eggs Tappped Out.png 4550 Pink Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png50
5700 Pink and Blue Eggs Tappped Out.png 5700 Pink and Blue Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png100
550 Golden Eggs Tappped Out.png 550 Golden Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png15
(only from May 8)
1700 Golden Eggs Tappped Out.png 1700 Golden Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png25
(only from May 8)
4550 Golden Eggs Tappped Out.png 4550 Gold Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png50
(only from May 8)

Prizes

Pink Easter Box

  • Chirpy Boy & Bart Junior cannot be awarded before 12 boxes and is guaranteed at 80 boxes.
  • Blocko Store cannot be awarded before 12 boxes and is guaranteed at 81 boxes.
Image Name Blue Odds Pink Odds
Chirpy Boy and Bart Junior.png Chirpy Boy and Bart Junior
(or BlueEgg.png250)
2% 5%
Blocko Store Tapped Out.png Blocko Store
(or BlueEgg.png250)
3% 5%
Tapped Out Easter Fence.png Easter Fence 20% 20%
Tapped Out Beach Towel and Umbrella.png Beach Towel and Umbrella 15% 12.5%
Tapped Out Easter Tree.png Easter Tree 15% 12.5%
Tapped Out 100 Gold Eggs.png GoldEgg.png100 (if Blue eggs is your group) 0% 45%
Tapped Out 300 Gold Eggs.png GoldEgg.png300 (if Pink eggs is your group) 45% 0%

Blue Easter Box

  • The Egg Council Guy cannot be awarded before 12 boxes and is guaranteed at 81 boxes.
  • Johnny Fiestas cannot be awarded before 12 boxes and is guaranteed at 80 boxes.
Image Name Blue Odds Pink Odds
Egg Council Guy.png Egg Council Guy
(or PinkEgg.png250)
5% 2%
Johnny Fiestas Tapped Out.png Johnny Fiestas
(or PinkEgg.png250)
5% 3%
Tapped Out Easter Pond.png Easter Pond 12.5% 15%
Tapped Out Easter Egg Pile.png Easter Egg Pile 12.5% 15%
Tapped Out Easter Fence.png Easter Fence 20% 20%
Tapped Out 100 Gold Eggs.png GoldEgg.png100 (if Pink eggs is your group) 45% 0%
Tapped Out 300 Gold Eggs.png GoldEgg.png300 (if Blue eggs is your group) 0% 45%

Gold Easter Box

  • Shary Bobbins cannot be awarded before 20 boxes and is guaranteed at 80 boxes.
  • Hugs Bunny is guaranteed at 81 boxes.
  • Father Sean is guaranteed at 50 boxes.
  • Bunny #24601 is guaranteed at 20 boxes.
  • Banana Dictatorship is guaranteed at 15 boxes.
Image Name Odds
Hugs Bunny.png Hugs Bunny 3%
Father Sean.png Father Sean 5%
Shary Bobbins.png Shary Bobbins 2%
Tapped Out Rabbit 24601.png Bunny #24601 12%
Banana Dictatorship Tapped Out.png Banana Dictatorship 16%
Tapped Out Easter Gate.png Easter Gate 17%
Tapped Out Kodos Topiary.png Kodos Topiary 7%
Tapped Out Kang Topiary.png Kang Topiary 7%
Tapped Out Pastel Picket Fence.png Pastel Picket Fence 31%

Gameplay

Easter

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 1

After the player logs in
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whaaaaack...ing....day...whack...ing...day.....
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Whack-ing-day!... Whack-ing-day!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png WHACKINGDAY!!! WHACKINGDAY!!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png WHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, know what day it is? Here's a hint -- it's the day we whack snakes with sticks until they die. Can you guess?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, right. I forgot you're not a fan.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But even YOU can appreciate my new whacking stick. It's got everything -- a handle, the part you hit the snack with... and that's all.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png I've always been partial to Crushman Co.'s line of whacking sticks: the Brainseeker, the Snake Harmer, the Blunt Force Mama...
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Sure, those were fine sticks in their day. But the new carbon fiber whackers are light years ahead. It's almost like the snake is whacking itself.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png In all our squabbling over personal preference, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Whacking Day -- God hates snakes.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Prepare for Whacking Day", "Make Apu Prepare for Whacking Day", and "Make Willie Prepare for Whacking Day". It takes 24 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Bunny Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whacking Day is here, and all we've got in town are rabbits? How am I supposed to murder adorable, innocent bunnies?
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png By bashing them in the skull, same as the snakes. I'll show ye.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Willie, you wouldn't!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Oot a me way, little girl! Now, I simply entice the fluffy devil to me with a carrot, raise me whacking stick, look into its innocent soulful eyes and... and...
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ach! I canneh wack them.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png And now you don't have to! Thanks to my latest least-plausible -- the Bunny Stunner!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Instead of humanely bopping them on the head, it will humanely shoot thousands of volts through their body.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How is that humane?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png They've very few amps.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ugh, a science lesson?! Just shut up and let me try it already.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 2" which is to "Humanely Zap Bunnies (x10)".
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I guess the upside here is that by letting the bunnies live, we can whack them again and again.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's quantity over quality -- the hallmark of Simpsons Tapped Out!

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Is it my imagination, or are these bunnies... laying eggs?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You don't think that these are ACTUAL Easter Bunnies, do you?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So the Easter Bunny is real? Because my friend Janey doesn't believe in him, yet she still gets a basket.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's only anecdotal evidence, but it's sent shock waves through the entire second grade's belief system.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Of course the Easter Bunny is real! Don't listen to that moron Janey. Just cling tight to your remaning innocence with all your strenght, little girl.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay, will do. Phew.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now, stand aside. Daddy's got some eggs to collect.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Steal Easter Eggs". It takes 12 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 4

After tapping on Ned
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Bunnies instead of snakes? It makes no sense!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe it does. Consider that over the years, we've whacked the local snake population into near-extinction.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Leaving bunnies without a key predator, thereby allowing their numbers to explode.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Once again, we see evidence of the fludity of natural ecosystems. Animal populations change over time depending on their environment.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png So you're saying that all these bunnies are proof that nature is capable of adaptation and change. Sort of like evolution?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I suppose...
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, we can't have evidence of evolution hopping around everywhere. Time to go bunny-huntin'!
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 4" which is to "Make Ned Hunt Bunnies". It takes 16 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I remember my first rabbit hunt like it was yesterday. I had hired myself out as a guide on an African safari. My client's name? Teddy Roosevelt.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Dad, that's great, but I'm kind of busy right--
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png We were pushing through the undernush, in search of a 12-point bull rabbit the indigenous people called "El Guapo."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Teddy Roosevelt died before you were born, "El Guapo" is Spanish, and "12-point" refers to antlers, which rabbits don't have. Now, I really have to--
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I spotted El Guapo up ahed. He was leaning casually on the rim of his rabbit hole, chomping a carrot and giving me the old "What's up, Doc?"
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's a cartoon and--
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I snuck up to him, but just before I shot, the wascally bandit informed me that wabbit season had just ended, and that it was now duck season.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Imagine my shock!
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 5" which is to "Make Homer Endure One of Grampa's Stories". It takes 24 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 6

After tapping on Apu
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Hello, Lisa! Care to choose from our selection of ultra-high-quality Easter-themed items?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png A few days ago this store was stuffed with Whacking Day supplies. How'd you switch to Easter so quickly?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png You think it's so difficult getting plastic junk in a hurry?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png That said, this is, of course, only the highest-quality plastic junk.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Sold at a very reasonable markup of 6,000%.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png And still they buy. How I weep for my adopted homeland.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Stock the Kwik-E-Mart for Easter". It takes 8 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Zappin' rabbits? It's what Easter's all about!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Not to niptick, Homer, but Easter is actually about the resurrection of our Lord.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Really? How come I'm just hearing about this?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You can't be serious. You go to church every Sunday. Has literally none of it sunk in?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I like the part when we all shake hands and wish each other well.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's fun because sometimes you shake the hand of a dude you hate, and you can God-bless them in a sort of Clint Eastwood-style voice.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Like, you say "Peach be with you," but what you really mean is "I'll see you in hell."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And if that's all I take from religion, well, that's enough. It truly is.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, I... I have to... go... now.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 7" which is to "Make Ned Prepare Easter Dinner". It takes 4 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There's simply no logical explanation for a rabbit that lays eggs. It's like something out of a bad movie, or a poorly-thought-out video game!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I beg ta differ, little pointy-haired girl.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png As an expert on crossbreeding and inbreeding of all kind, I know genetic oopies like this happed every day.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png There's several Spucklers what lays eggs. You never tasted such delicious yolks. Ain't no egg like a person egg.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're saying these rabbits might have been genetically engineered to lay eggs? But who would do such a thing? And why?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I reckon that's for later missions. Right now, I need to grow some carrots for our little friends. For all I know, they's kin!
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 8" which is to "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm" and "Harvest Carrots at Cletus's Farm" and It takes 4 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 9

After tapping on Lisa
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Principal Skinner, are you aware that the school library is woefully undersupplied with books on genetic engineering?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Well, our funding has been drastically cut back. But we did recently acquire some mid-eighties L.L.Bean catalogs.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Quench your thirst for knowledge on those.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png And while I realize that the latest fad theories in education would dispute this, I've never really felt that girls and science are a good fit.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Principal Skinner!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I souldn't have said that, should I?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Please, I'm just trying to determine if rabbits can be bred to lay eggs.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Ah, yes. Well good luck with your worthy inquiries. Me, I plan on enjoying the free eggs while they're here.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Mother never let me go on an egg hunt. She said it was waste of good food that I'd never find anyway...
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 9" which is to "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elemantary" and "Make Skinner Search the School for Eggs". It takes 24 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 10

After tapping on Lisa
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I don't know. Maybe Dad's right. Maybe these egg-laying bunnies are all just magic and wonder.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hmm, an email in my inbox. From a "D.E. Machina."
Tapped Out Demachine Icon.png DON'T GIVE UP. FOLLOW THE EGGS. SENT FROM MY PHONE.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png WHO ARE YOU? AND WHY SHOULD I TRUST ANYONE WHO HASN'T TURNED OFF THAT ANNOYING "SENT FROM MY PHONE" SIGNATURE?
Tapped Out Demachine Icon.png I KEEP MEANING TO LOOK UP HOW TO DO THAT. SENT FROM MY PHONE.
Tapped Out Demachine Icon.png SOMEONE IS BUYING UP ALL THE EGGS. FIND OUT WHO. SENT FROM MY PHONE.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png FINE. IN THE MEANTIME, GO TO SETTINGS/MAIL/SIGNATURE AND CHANGE THE SIGNATURE TO BLANK. YOU'RE WELCOME.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 10" which is to "Make Lisa Follow the Eggs". It takes 60 minutes.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Here bunny... *zap* whoo, an egg! Here bunny...
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Why's everyone so excited about hunting magical bunnies around town? I've been doing it for years.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Yeah, but these bunnies aren't drunken hallucinations, Barn. They're real.
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Oh. Hey, that IS exciting!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Yeah, well it don't hold a candle to Whacking Day. There's something about killing defenseless little animals that just warms a creep's heart.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Wait -- what am I saying? The only reason people ain't killin' bunnies is because they're squeamish. But there ain't an ounce of squeam in me!
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 11" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Moe Hunt Bunnies with Prejudice". It takes 1 day and 8 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 12

After tapping on Lisa
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Milhouse, I need your help.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Anything for you, Lis. So long as it in no way conflicts with my being a word-class chicken.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Or involves breaking any rules of any kind, even rules I know to be stupid and/or unenforceable.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Come on, Milhouse. Live a little.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I've made it ten years without living. I'm not about to start now.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm trying to track down where the eggs go after they're redeemed. I need you to buy an Easter Box from the mysterious stranger.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If you help me out, Puppy Goo Goo gets invited to every tea party I throw from now on.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I can't deny that Puppy Goo Goo's anaemic social life is the greatest concern of my life. Very well, Lisa, I'm in.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 12" which is to "Make Lisa Investigate the Easter Boxes". It takes 12 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 13

After tapping on Lisa
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I've tracked the egg shipment to the nuclear plant. I think Mr. Burns may be behind the evil pot!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Like he's behind every single evil plot Springfield has ever faced?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yeah, this town could use another villain. But first, we need to break into the nuclear plant. How good are you at climbing fences?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Coach Krupt has called me "the most disappointing physical specimen ever to grasp a dodgeball."
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Compared to my P.E. assessment, that's a compliment. Looks like you're the man for the job!
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 13" which is to "Make Milhouse Sneak into the Control Building". It takes 8 hours.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png There's a whole egg factory in there! Bunnies laying eggs as far as the eye can see!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait a second, if Mr. Burns can produce his own eggs, why is he buying up everyone else's? It doesn't make sense!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I'm sure Hubert Wong could figure it out.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, he hasn't been added to the town yet. And anyway, I'm smarter than Hubert Wong.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I am TOO smarter!

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 14

After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Must get every Easter Box prize... Must complete set... Life meaningless until all are mine...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Snap out of it, man! Quit letting a randomized outcome rule your life.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, it's not random. There's a pattern, I'm sure of it. Just like there's a pattern to how we walk around town... I assume.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Maybe you should just go to work. Then you could earn enough money to buy the things you want outright.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What's the point of that? There's no drama, no delectable tension. Besides, Mr. Burns told all his employees to take the month off and collect eggs.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Which I find in no way suspicious! Now shut up.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png According to an online forum post I just read, the next Easter Box I buy is guaranteed to pay off big! Guaranteed!
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 14" which is to "Buy another Easter Box".

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 15

After tapping on Bart
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Lisa, everyone in town but you and me is obsessed with egg-collecting.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Follow the eggs... follow the eggs, he said...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh my God, it's got my sister, too.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Well, as the only non-zombified person here, I owe it to the town I love to embark an a massive crime spree. To the spary paint store!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait! Bart, an anonymous whistle blower is emailing me clues about the scientific origins of the bunnies. I have to find out who it is.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png To catch a geek, hire an even bigger geek.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 15" which is to "Make Bart Question Comic Book Guy". It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png You have come to the right place. On the internet, no one can hide from... FREAKZILLA48!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's a pretty lame handle for a cyberwarrior.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png What can I say -- FREAKZILLA1 through FREAKZILLA47 were taken. Anyhoo, typety-typety...
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png "D.E.Machina" appears to be originating from a server that goes by the name "Sax on the Beach."
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *sigh* "Sax on the Beach" is the title of Bleeding Gum Murhpy's only album!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png If this mystery involes jazz in any way, I vote we let this whole town go to hell.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Seconded! Horrible, horrible music.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png For your information, jazz is America's--
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png --only indigenous art form? Yes, we've all heard that argument before. And yet the music still blows.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 16

After tapping on Lisa
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe if we listen to "Sax on the Beach," we'll find a clue as to why these bunnies were bred.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Listen to jazz? I'd rather die. Seriously. That's not an expression. I honestly, rationally choose death over jazz.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I really don't understand this hatred for America's--
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png ONLY INDIGENOUS ART FORM??? WE GET IT!!!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png IT'S STILL GROWN MEN NOODLING AROUND ON WIND INSTRUMENTS FOR HOURS ON END.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sorry. Look, you're my sister. And despite that fact, I like you. On rare occasions.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png But don't ask this of me. If I hear lick one, I will literally vomit to death.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 16" which is to "Make Lisa Listen to a Bleeding Gumps Murphy Album". It takes 12 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 17

After tapping on Lisa
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's strange. Most of Murphy's songs are about the love of his life, but I can't remember him mentioning a special woman.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png In fact, the only obsession I recall him having was for Faberge Eggs...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Eggs? As in Easter Eggs?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But Farberge eggs are crazy expensive. You'd have to be fantastically wealthy to acquire even one.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png As wealthy as... MR. BURNS! It all fits!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's time for D.E. MACHINA to come clean.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 17" which is to "Make Lisa Contact the Whistleblower". It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Demachine Icon.png BURNS PAID FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF EGG-LAYING BUNNIES.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png BUT WHY? HOW WILL CREATING LOTS OF EGGS HELP HIM ACQUIRE A 'FABERGE' EGG?
Tapped Out Demachine Icon.png WHAT INTERESTS A MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING? WHY, THE IMPOSSIBLE, OF COURSE.
Tapped Out Demachine Icon.png YOU ARE ALMOST THERE. THINK, BY GLAYVIN!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png WAIT, "GLAYVIN?" PROFESSOR FRINK, IS THIS YOU?
Tapped Out Demachine Icon.png NO! FOR HOYVIN-MAYVEN'S SAKE! OKAY, FINE, YES. IT'S ME.
Tapped Out Demachine Icon.png WITH THE SLIP-UPS, AND THE POOR WORD CHOICE, AND THE WHY DIDN'T I ERASE THAT BEFORE HITTING "SEND?"

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 18

After tapping on Lisa
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So it was you who engineered these rabbits? I never suspected it would be the one and only scientist in town!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It's true. I gave life to these adorable abominations. Sooooo fluffy, sooooo cursed. Glayvin.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But why reach out to me?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Because I knew it was wrong. My delicate nerd bones crumple under the weight of a three-pound backpack, let alone a half ton of guilt.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Burns' farm is enormous, and those rabbits breed like overly linbidinous I-can't-think-of-the-word.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It was inevitable a few rabbits would escape into the wild.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And Burns doesn't want to lose their eggs! That leaves only one question left to answer.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 18" which is to "Make Lisa Confront Mr. Burns". It takes 8 hours.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Why did I do it? You see, I've collected nearly all the Faberge eggs that survive to this day.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png And it easn't easy. You have no idea how difficult stealing from Russian oligarchs is. "Paranoid" doesn't begin to describe those guys.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png But there's on kind of Faberge even THEY don't have. A naturally-occurring one.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png And so I hired Frink to create a creature that just might someday lay one.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So that's why you needed every single egg. On the off chance that one might contain your prize.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ha! I guess even the super-rich are powerless against the endless, unquenchable urge to collect things they don't need.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Of course! It's universal. A fact for which all of us in this digital town should be very grateful.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hmm, I guess if people weren't suckers for collecting, EA would have no reason to keep updating this game.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Exactly. So stop pointing out how useless this whole endeavor is, you idiot! We need these people!
Message All bunnies now have a rare chance to plop out the exlusive Natural Faberge Egg.
Message Or, if you're completetly, utterly sick of death of randomly-generated events, you can get it from the store.

Easter Basket

After the player has placing an Easter Basket
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Huh? Where did this basket come from?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png An incredibly stupid question I will be delighted to answer! That is the bleeding edge of modern egg exchange technology.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So… a basket that holds eggs? Ooh, what an incredible time we live in!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It's for holding, processing, tabulating and more!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Just put out a basket and any visitor can input eggs of the matching color. When the basket is full, you can collect its contents.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png For each donation, your friends get a return of eggs of another color!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png The trade is not equal, however.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png As the saying goes, you can't make an egg exchange without getting a little bit ripped off. Or words to that effect. Glayvin.

Sucking Out

After tapping on Lisa
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What are you even going to do with all these eggs, Dad?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Haven't thought about it. I'm simply obeying my brain's deep-seated, irrational impulse to collect things.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's a weakness we all share, and one evil game designers are expert at exploiting. Thanks, game designers!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But why are we talking, when we could be collecting?
Tapped Out Stranger Icon.png Pssst... I'll tell you what you can do with them.
Tapped Out Stranger Icon.png Collect enough eggs and I'll trade you a mysterious box from my extensive collection of rare objects from around the world.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh! More collecting! Pretty sweet…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, is this really the most productive way to spend your time?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, someday you'll understand that collecting things so you can trade them in for collectibles from some dude's collection is the only way to feel good about yourself.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But they're random prizes, Dad? What if you just get a bunch of fences?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey yeah, I hate winning fences!
Tapped Out Stranger Icon.png If you suck out and get a total of 50 Easter fences from boxes, I'll also give you a free 15 donuts.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png 15 donuts?! Holy crap! I love winning fences!!!
The player receives "Sucking Out" which is to "Buy and Easter Box" and "Place Easter Fences (x50)".

Priming the Pan

After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Chasing bunnies is wearing me out! I wish I could snap my fingers and make piles of Easter Eggs appear.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Well, now you can! With my new, state-of-the-art egg-generating technology!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I give you... The Frink-thetic Egg Generator!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's a lot of blinking lights.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png They do nothing, but they scream "high tech." Idiot customers insist on them.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Do we ever!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Go ahead, give it a whirl.
The player receives "Priming the Pan" which is to "Place the Frink-thetic Egg Generator".
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Professor Frink, I don't mean to pry, but why do you have all these bunny- and egg-related devices on hand?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Just what are you implying? All my research is highly ethical, notoriously unsuspicious, and infamously intrigue-free!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That was... and odd way to phrase that.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Good Glayvin! I think I left a bunsen burner on back at the lab! Must go!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Professor Frink! Wait!

1+1=1

After the "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 4" is completed
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png If you sit on an Easter Egg, it hatches and makes a Tooth Fairy!
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png That's why it's important to sit on every egg you see. Otherwise a Tooth Fairy dies.
The player receives "1+1=1" which is to "Build Wiggum House" and "Make Ralph Collect Easter Egg Count". It takes 16 hours

Cutting Out the Middle Man

After the "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 5" is completed
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I ain't got time to chase bunnies around for eggs!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I'm going straight to the source!
The player receives "Cutting Out the Middle Man" which is to "Reach Level 21 and Build the Muntz House" and "Make Nelson Raid Bird Nets". It takes 16 hours

Easter Box Prizes

Banana Dictatorship

Tropical Thunder
The player receives "Tropical Thunder" which is to "Build the Banana Dictatorship". It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Banana Dictatorship?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I love stores named for a repressive, socially stratified politcal system. It just screams "fashion."

Blocko Store

Hip To Be Cubical
The player receives "Hip To Be Cubical" which is to "Build the Blocko Store". It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Oooh, the Blocko Store! Where, if you can imagine it, you can build it!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png The doctor says I was born without an imagination. But you guys can all have fun!

Father Sean

White Collar Hero Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I just backed into a parked motorcycle with my car! I gotta get out of here before those rightful Sons of Anarchy shows up!
Tapped Out Father Sean Icon.png Excuse me? Your vehicle appears to be on my bike.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Too late! The gang has me! I'll be chain-whipped to a bloody pulp!
Tapped Out Father Sean Icon.png Relax, friend. The only "gang" I run with meets Sunday morning at St. Thomas More church.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Your motorcycle gang meets in a church? Whoa, that's pretty hard-core.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I sure am sorry about your bike. If you need to inflict gruesome street justice on me, I understand.
Tapped Out Father Sean Icon.png Instead, why not make it up to me by attending a service? We're always looking for new members. See you Sunday!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh my God. I'm going to be in a motorcycle gang! This is the greatest day of my life.
The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 1" which is to "Make Father Sean Be Cool on his Motorbike". It takes 12 hours.

White Collar Hero Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Flanders, I've always been a good friend to you. But for your own safety, please know that I'm in a motorcycle gang now.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png What truly horrible news!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It IS great, isn't it? Yeah, my gang leader is called Father Sean. Which, I don't need to tell you, is a very cool nickname.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png On Sundays we throw these sick gang parties. We sing songs, and drink Sacramento wine...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And you know how bad guys in movies are always quoting from the Bible? Father Sean does that too. A ton. Because he's the most evil gang leader ever.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But he also quotes from contemporary rap songs. Kind of speaks to all us gang-types on our level, you know? He's so awesome.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, I'm not entirely sure this "gang" is what you think it is.
The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 2" which is to "Make Father Sean Be Cool on his Motorbike". It takes 8 hours.

White Collar Hero Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Flanders! Wanna hear another cool thing about my gang? The worldwide leader of the whole deal is called "the Pope."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How twisted is that? "The Pope." Just like that dude in Rome who's way nicer than the one that came before him.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, brace yourself. I think this "gang" you've joined is actually the C-c-c-c... oh, I can't say it. It's too horrible.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Out with it, stupid Flanders!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png The Catholic Church! *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Church?! Father Sean, are you saving my eternal soul? How dare you!
Tapped Out Father Sean Icon.png Let's talk about this later, yeah? My band is about to go on stage.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Your band! Stop making religion cool, Celibate Fonzie!
The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 3" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Father Sean Play Drums in a Priest Ban". It takes 1 hours.

White Collar Hero Pt. 4
After tapping on Father Sean
Tapped Out Father Sean Icon.png I'm sorry I tricked you into coming to church, Homer.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm just bummed out there's no motorcycle gang. Because deep down I want what every man wants...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...to belong to a doctrinaire, hierarchical organization that enforces its will through intimidation and violence.
Tapped Out Father Sean Icon.png But the Catholic Church did all those things and more.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sure, but then Pope Francis came along and ruined everything. With all his caring about poor people, and seeming like a decent guy. Disgusting!
Tapped Out Father Sean Icon.png I'll admit, it's been an adjustment for all of us.
The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 4" which is to "Make Father Sean Make Catholicism Cool". It takes 4 hours.

White Collar Hero Pt. 5
After tapping on Father Sean
Tapped Out Father Sean Icon.png Homer, if I'm trying to recruit you for Catholicism, it's only because I want you to get into heaven.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What, all I need to punch my heaven ticket is to repent my sins right before I die, correct?
Tapped Out Father Sean Icon.png Well, uh, TECHNICALLY that's true...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So I can sin all I want, then just before I croaks, I say "My bad, sorry guys," and I get the same result that a genuinely good person would?
Tapped Out Father Sean Icon.png Uhhhhhhhhh...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Loophole!
Tapped Out Father Sean Icon.png You're not really appreciating the spirot of the ting...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, don't blame me if you guys goofed when you wrote the rules. See ya on my deathbed, dude. Not a moment before.
The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 5" which is to "Make Father Sean Regret Meeting Homer Simpson". It takes 24 hours.

Hugs Bunny

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Look, Tapped Out players! It's the Easter Bunny!
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png Actually, sir, my name is Hugs Bunny. Or rather, that'a the name of the character I am portraying. I am plainly a man in a bunny suit.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh. I mean, look, TSTO gang! It's a guy in a bunny suit!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Geez, everybody. Don't be so gullible. Did you REALLY believe that was the Easter Bunny? Because I sure didn't. Not for a second.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Seriously, everybody, I think tapping on that phone all day is turning your brains to mush.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png As much fun as it is listening to you berate your local customers, I have work to do. You'll excuse me.
The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 1" which is to "Make Hugs Bunny Check on Easter Eggs". It takes 60 minutes.

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hugs, you are truly the most gifted performer the world has ever known.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png I own a bunny suit. That is the full extent of my talents.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png I've not even taken the time to develop an "act". Most four-year-olds find me woefully unprofessional.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Let me be your agent, Hugs, and I promise you that within three years you'll be accepting the Oscar for Best Rabbit.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png There's no such thing, and even if there was, I would lose.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png See, the Oscars are a popularity contest, and I am famously difficult to work with.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png Because, when you get down to it, I am ashamed to be a man in a bunny suit.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I believe in you, Hugs!
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png Well, I don't.
The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House" and "Make Hugs Bunny Work a Birthday Party". It takes 4 hours.

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 3
After tapping on Hugs Bunny
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png Another day, another mildly disappointed birthday party.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Let me be your agent, Hugs. Don't you want to make the big bucks?
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png If I felt I deserved them, yes. But again, I am a lazy hack.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png A lazy hack who deserves to be paid more for his art. I can get you what's right and fair.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Then I will take 30%, leaving you with 70% of what's right and fair. Doesn't that sound fair?
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png Not especially, but I'm tired of arguing. Go for it.
The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 3" which is to "Make Hugs Bunny Fight for Fair Compensation". It takes 24 hours.

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bad news, Hugs. Some lawyers from Disney saw an ad I took out for you. They're suing you for stealing their character.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png Hugs Bunny isn't a Disney character. I invented him!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png See, they did a movie with the Easter Bunny in it. So now they feel they own all holiday-themed rodents.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png They also claim to own the rights to Santa Claus, the Boogeyman, the emotion "love," Ronald Reagan and dreams.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, and in that same movie one character hugged another, so by using the name "Hugs," you're infringing on their intellectual property.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Looks like Hugs is dead. Really sorry.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png You idiot!
The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall" and "Make Hugs Bunny Battle Homer". It takes 8 hours.

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 5
After tapping on Hugs Bunny
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Hugs Bunny, you have been found guilty of assauly, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png I hereby sentence you to twelve hours of community service, starting with an educational presentation at the local elemantary school.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, at least you're back in show business, Easter Bunny.
Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon.png I am NOT the Easter Bunny, you buffoon!
The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 5" which is to "Make Hugs Bunny Give a Presentation to Children". It takes 12 hours.

Shary Bobbins

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1
After tapping on Ned
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, I was thinking my boys might benefit from having a woman in the house.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I get it -- you want my advice on how to meet women.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, "Christian Couples" is a great dating site for people like you. "PlentyofJesusFish" is also good.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Or if you're feeling frisky, there's "Chritian Swingers." Though I imagine you'll meet some very conflicted people.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png No, no, I'm looking for a nanny!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Someone like Shary Bobbins, who came into your life so magically, discovered what horrible people you are, then got sucked into a jet engine.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh yeah -- happy memories. But hey, if Shary Bobbins is who you want, Shary Bobbins is who you'll get!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png But Homer... she's dead.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid Flanders, Shary Bobbins is magic! She WAS dead, but now she's alive... because of magic.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You don't mean... BLACK magic?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No! Let's call it... "grey" magic...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, actually really, really dark grey. Like Payne's Grey. So dark it kinda looks black. But of course it's not. Only it is.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Marge! Do we have any goat's blood or eyes of newt? Flanders wants me to do black magic!
The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1" which is to "Make Shary Bobbins Practice "Grey" Magic". It takes 8 hours.

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2
After tapping on Shary Bobbins
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png I've never seen such well-behaved childern! Your rooms are spotless, your homework is done, and you've completed every task set before you.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Oh no, we've run out of chores! It's a kid's worst nightmare!
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Bedtime isn't until 5:30. However shall we ever fill the time?
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Now, now, children. If you search a little harder, you can always find some meaningless task to fill the time...
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png I feel a song coming on...
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! POINTLESS TASKS FOR IDLE JERKS! NOTHING THAT NEEDS DOING, NOTHING REALLY WORTH PURSUING!
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! ANYTHING THAT LEAVES YOU IRKED! SORTING'S ALWAYS BRUTAL, EVEN MORE SO WHEN IT'S FUTILE!
The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2" which is to "Make Shary Bobbins Sing an Educational Song". It takes 4 hours.

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3
After tapping on Shary Bobbins
Tapped Out Todd And Rodd Icon.png Wow, Shary Bobbins! We just spent hours accomplishing nothing!
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png You see, children? I knew you could do it!
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Now, imagine how much more fun it would be if, instead of just wasting time, you actally accomplished something?
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png And what if the thing you accomplished was something very, very naughty? Wouldn't that be even MORE fun?
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png You're scaring me, British lady.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! TRY THEM AND YOU'LL GIVE ME THANKS! KIDS BEHAVING BADLY NEVER PASS THE EVENING SADLY!
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! SOON YOU WILL BE ROBBING BANKS! LET'S GET INTO TROUBLE, AND LET'S DO IT ON THE DOUBLE!
The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3" which is to "Make Shary Bobbins Encourage Evil Deeds". It takes 60 minutes.

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4
After tapping on Shary Bobbins
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Daddy, Shary Bobbins is making us do bad things!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Miss Bobbins, far be it from an American to criticize anyone with a British accent...
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png ...but why are you corrupting my little angels?
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Godness me! Most people who use the Dark Arts to summon their nannies from beyond the grave EXPECT this kind of thing!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Yes, well, it didn't say anything about "demonic tendencies" in your references.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png I've been meaning to update those.
The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House" and "Make Shary Bobbins Update her References". It takes 12 hours.

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5
After tapping on Ned
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Miss Bobbins, I'm afraid this just isn't working out.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Are you firing me?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png "Firing" is such an ugly word. Let's call it "encouraging your relocation by brining in an exorcist and dousing the entire house in holy water."
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png I suppose it's for the best. I've never met such perfect angels as your boys. It makes me sick.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png If only Homer Simpson would take me back. That son of his shows real promise, evil-wise.
Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Icon.png Ah, well. Goodbye, children!
The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5" which is to "Make Shary Bobbins Fly on her Umbrella". It takes 24 hours.

Johnny Fiestas

After the player builds Johnny Fiestas
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Johnny Fiestas! I've been there with one of my women's groups. Their margaritas are fantastic!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What is their food like?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I have no memory of their food...
The player receives "Mexican-Themed Hat Dance". It takes 24 hours to build and the player receives BlueEgg.png250 and XP.png10

Crazy Cat Lady

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Welcome back to Springfield, Eleanor Abemathy!
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Aiiririarrr!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Sorry, I didn't get that. Could you say it again, and maybe not hurl cats at me while you do?
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Gruiirahgruuugh!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I know that behind that endless barrage of cats and babbie lies the mind of an intelligent woman, I have to find a way to talk to you!
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Flumliilirajodamogh!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ow! Cats hurt, you know.
The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 1" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Throw Cats". It takes 12 hours.

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 2

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Aisiijelkrrr! Flamphumph!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Eleanor Abernathy, graduate of Harvard Medical and Yale Law at age 24... reduced to this. So sad.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Perhaps I can be of assistance!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I believe I have found a way to communicate with this insane-but-somehow-ravishing-at-least-to-me-but-I'm-so-so-lonely-person.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Professor Frink! Do you like the Crazy Cat Lady?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Nooooooooo... Or rather, yes, so much! It's comes with being immensely hard up, you see. Very logical!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ew.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It is "ew!" No one knows more than I. Anyway, let me explain what my latest invention can do...
The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 2" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Polish her Degrees (With a Cat)". It takes 4 hours.

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png You see, I believe that the Crazy Cat Lady's babblings are actually coherent thoughts, expressed in the language used by cats themselves.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Blauidiioeummmmaaah!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Good glayvin, you're intoxicating.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's incredible. But why, may I ask, did you invent a machine to speak cat?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I was hired by the Defense Department to build an argon laser that could be fired from space.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png But a few screws in the wrong place, and boom -- cat translator.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Now, Ms. Abernathy, if you would be so kind as to speak into the flayvin-moyvin, we'll begin.
The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Speak Cat". It takes 8 hours.

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png Aiisenbloooossunaaai!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Can your machine translate that, Professor? I must know what this brilliant woman is telling us!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I believe the translation is coming through now...
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png ...CAT!...CAT GOOD DOG BAD!...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes, Eleanor, we know you are fond of cats. We can understand you know. What do you want to say to us?
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png ...CAT! ALL CAT NO DOG NEVER DOG! CAT! THROW CAT! CAT CAT! THROW NO DOG BUT CAT THROW YES!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ow! Eleanor, there's no more need to throw cats -- you can express yourself through language! And, again, cats hurt.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png CAT THROW YOU DO CAT? CAT CAT! CAT CAT CAT! DOG BAD DOG GO NO CAT CAT DOG THROW NO CAT THROW!
The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Babble Incoherently". It takes 60 minutes.

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png CAT CAT THROW NO DOG DOG! ALWAYS CAT! MOUSE CHASE EAT MOUSE NO DOG BAD DOG!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *sigh* Thanks for trying, Professor. I suppose the bright young woman that was Ms. Abernathy is gone for good. Bye.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png CAT NO NEVER BAD ALWAYS GOOD BUT DOG BAD! ... IS THE LITTLE GIRL GONE? EXCELLENT. NOW GATHER 'ROUND, MY FELINE ARMY.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png THAT WAS A NARROW ESCAPE, BUT THE HUMANS STILL HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF OUR PLANS.
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png SOON THE HUMANS WILL FALL UNDER OUR CLAWS. THE EARTH -- AND ALL ITS PLUSH TOYS AND SCRATCH POSTS -- WILL BE OURS!!!
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png FOR THE DAY OF MAN IS ENDING. AND TOMORROW WILL SEE THE DAWN OF THE PLANET OF CATS!!!
The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Plan a Cat Revolution". It takes 24 hours.