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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 31 content update

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The twenty-sixth content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out, also known as the Wolfcastle content update, was released on July 15, 2013.

Level Up Message[edit]

Its level up is message is spoken by Bumblebee Man


        Level Up Message
        Level31.png

Characters[edit]

Image Name Unlocked when/costs Unlock message Level required Notes
Tapped Wolfcastle.png Wolfcastle Wolfcastle's Mansion is built Tapped Out Wolfcastle New Character.png 31
Tapped McBain.png McBain Film Set is built Tapped Out McBain New Character.png 31 Skin for Wolfcastle

Buildings[edit]

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Wolfcastle's Mansion.png Wolfcastle's Mansion 1d, 12h Cash.png114,500 Rainer Wolfcastle 31
Tapped Out Film Set.png Film Set 6s Donut Tapped Out.png120 McBain 31
Tapped Out All Night Gym.png All Night Gym 24h Cash.png70,500 31

Decorations[edit]

Decoration Picture Requires Reward
Carved Ice Sculpture Tapped Out Carved Ice Sculpture.png Cash.png2,600 Improves your Vanity rating
Radioactive Man Billboard Tapped Out Radioactive Man Billboard.png Donut Tapped Out.png30 0.75% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.

Gameplay[edit]

Level 31[edit]

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Er, um, Mr. Burns, I'm worried that at the rate we're rebuilding, erm, Springfield is heading for social unrest.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png We're running out of space to put our citizens. We keep building restaurants but we still don't have any garbage service.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png And I receive a lot of complaints that it's too difficult to find people when they're walking around.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png The Mayor may be right, sir. There already is a woman who keeps complaining about "something". Eventually that "something" could turn into something.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png We need to scrounge up some celebrity pap to dangle in front of the town like shinny keys. Call Bumblebee Man and tell him we need a nip slip pronto!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I'm not sure he'll do another one, sir. He said he needed to stop bringing so much shame to his family.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Ugh. Catholics. If they're not denying shame, they're making it up.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png A former political rival of mine has, uh, hit hard times. I would be happy to offer him up for ridicule as he tries to cling to his fame.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Did someone say fame? I must have it back! It is the only vay I can afford to do that thing where food goes in my mouth.
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1" which is to "Build Wolfcastle's Mansion". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Build Tapped Out Wolfcastle's Mansion.png
New Character Tapped Out Wolfcastle New Character.png

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Thank you for building me this enormous mansion. After Maria told me to leave, I have been forced to wander from luxury hotel to luxury hotel.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png The only bottles of alcohol I could get were very tiny.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png That's not all we got you.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png You're now hosting a reality TV show so your tremendous Teutonic talents can once again distract the good people of Springfield.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Distract?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Oh, that's just my way of saying "entertain".
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png TV for Wolfcastle. If I am to be in front of cameras, I must take this flabby coal body and turn it hard as a diamond.
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 2" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Exercise". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey Brockman, you better not be here for "America's Laziest Premises". Hosting a reality competition was the crap job I was born for.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png I don't know anything about that terrible reality program where ordinary people are judged on who has the best idea for a terrible reality program.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Oh hello there, Krampy and Vhite-Haired Guy.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Have you come to audition for my fantastic new unscripted series? We are still looking for desperate contestants to exploit.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png You're the host?! I'm six times the star as Steroid Hitler! Looks like I have to remind Springfield who's the true big shot in this 'burg.
The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 1" which is to "Make Krusty Inflate His Own Importance". It takes 6 hours. The player receives total Cash.png325 and XP.png65 in reward.

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Pass me over for work, will they? Well, they picked the wrong fear-baiting sensationalist to slight.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Tonight's shocking headline – "Reality TV: Threat or Menace... or Atrocity?"
The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 2" which is to "Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png500 and XP.png110 in reward.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Excellent.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png These celeb-fed nimrods are flapping their bleached gums about nonsensical drivel, while any issue of substance is as forgotten as that dance that preceded the Charleston.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Time to lighten my pockets on a little nuclear-fueled stroll.
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 3" which is to "Make Mr. Burns Hide Nuclear Waste". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Thanks you kindly for visitin' my humble, alcohol-growing farm. I think you'll find lots of that ratin' generatin' drama 'round here.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Vhite trash are good for funny laugh at. It is the comedy of knowing I am better than you.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Follow me around, and yud get the reals story… on things ya don't care about. I call the show "What Dat Badger Doin' Dere?"
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png I enjoy this, because your accent is veird and your physical appearances bizarre. That statement carries no irony.
The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 1" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at Cletus' Farm" and "Make Cletus Yokel It Up at His Farm". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png940 and XP.png210 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Excuse me, sir, but we've received a report of a 5-22 in this area…
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png That's the crime of not putting the chief of police on your TV program.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Police Person Viggums, I like how you are a police person who plays by his own rules. It reminds me of me when I am McBain!
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Is your idea for "America's Laziest Premises" about a gritty, violence-packed law show?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I was thinking more like a gritty, violence-packed food show.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I actually got my idea while sleep eating! It's literally the food show of my dreams.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Another cooking competition… I already like how lazy it is.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png It would be like Top Chef meets Survivor meets the chili cook-off I always win.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png This sounds great, especially the part you did not think of. I will shoot this at El Chemistri.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png For what is the point of having a reality show, if I can't get important chefs to feed me free food.
The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 2" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at El Chemistri". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Hideous fat man, come back with my dinner!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But this is my idea for "America's Laziest Premises." It's a prank show where every prank is that I steal someone's meal and eat it.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png I warn you, that chili pepper is Wolfcastle strength. An average lard ball like yourself won't have the intestinal strength to survive.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I've eaten a whole saltlick before in one sitting at that stable. I think I can handle one little pepper.
The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 3" which is to "Homer Eat The Chief's Famous Guatemalan Insanity Pepper Chili". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Excuse me, Mr. Burns, but I have a teacher who is trying to unionize for better pay and benefits.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I fear she could succeed in uniting everyone, since she is the only teacher we have.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Ah, you want to borrow my guy to spay your Norma Rae. Wolfcastle, come here a momentiola.
Tapped Out Edna Icon.png Skinner, I need real health insurance.
Tapped Out Edna Icon.png I'm tired of using anatomy lessons to crowd-source diagnoses from the students. And their prescriptions are never strong enough!
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Mrs. Krabappel, put down your protest sign, and behold human perfection! BEHOLD WOLFCASTLE!
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 4" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Pose" and "Make Mrs. Krabappel Go fora Smoke Break (3x)". Wolfcastle's task takes 8 hours and Mrs. Krabappel's task takes total 30 minutes. The player receives total Cash.png426 and XP.png95 in reward.
Tapped Out Edna Icon.png If this is the new health plan, I'll let this Austrian Adonis take my temperature any day. HA!

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png I've been spreading hyperbolic panic, and still Wolfcastle is hogging the limelight.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png It's time I escalate this media war from conventional to guerilla.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Get ready for the viralest video of all time, world... because Kent Brockman is going to rant into a webcam!
The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 3" which is to "Make Brockman Create a Viewtube Video". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png300 and XP.png60 in reward.

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png I see you are trying to cyber-bully me, Brockman. So I am here to real-bully you.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png *gulp* I'm sure we can settle this dispute with a peaceful dialogue.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Yes, we could. But what is the fun in that? I recommend taking a calcium supplement now, so your bones heal faster.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png By any chance, you wouldn't once again fall for the old "your laces are untied" bit, would you?
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Vhut about my laces?
The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 4" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Go in for a Closer Inspection of his Laces". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png850 and XP.png210 in reward.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png On closer inspection, these still are loafers.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Today's finally the day we stand up to Mr. Burns and demand a safer plant. And what perfect weather to picket for a strike.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Yeah, almost too perfect. Do we want to spend such a nice day all angry and yelling?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Especially when we might miss the latest gossip about this Wolfcastle/Brockman media feud! I'm Team Brockman…
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png and I'm Team Wolfcastle. Hey, instead of striking, let's go to Moe's and watch celebrities bicker on TV
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 5" which is to "Make Carl Drink at Moe's" and "Make Lenny Drink at Moe's". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png650 and XP.png150 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Thanks so much for having me on your show, Mr. Wolfcastle. Usually, I'm told cameras can't take the exposure to the ol' Szyslak kisser.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Don't worry. We set up a system of mirrors to protect our equipment. Now tell us your idea, so we may film you, and judge you later.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png The title of my show is "The Sleezeball." It'd be a dating show where I date any lady willing to sign the release forms.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I figure their craving to be on TV will work like a legal roofie.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png You disgust me, but in a vay I vant to vatch. But I use my "Vild Card" to change the idea so we get fewer lawsuits.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png You'll scare couples on a date by being you, and document yourself doing it.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png It will be like Ghost Hunters, except you are your own ghost that you hunt.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Eh, that sounds fine too. Either way, I'll meet new people.
The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 4" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at The Pimento Grove" and "Make Moe Spook Patrons at The Pimento Grove". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png940 and XP.png210 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Mom, you've got to help me find a way to get you on Wolfcastle's reality show!.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm sorry, Bart. But I'm very busy today.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What are you talking about? You're a mom -- you're never busy.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Hmmmm. Maybe if you saw a day in my life, you'd understand how difficult being a mom really is.
The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 5" which is to "Make Marge Walk Maggie". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wow. Real housewives are a lot more boring than Real Housewives.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Mr. Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns has another dignity-lowering assignment for you.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Vhat does that vithered pigeon tendon vant now?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I booked you for an interview with Kent Brockman!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I haven't seen a public quarrel with this rancorous since the front-page feud between an aging Douglas Fairbanks and that upstart Rin Tin Tin.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png We must keep this vapid controversy at full boil.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Between that and the hoopla over your brainless show, no one has time to pay attention to anything important.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png If that is vhat you vant, then that is vhat Volfcastle vill do.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Ugh. I should really try to word my sentences without so many W's in them.
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 6" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Appear on a Talkshow". It takes 1 hour. The player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png I vas vonce the greatest movie star in the vorld. Now I am a henchman for that brittle nuclear baron, Mr. Burns.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Have I become as delusional as the vimps and veakoids on my pathetic unscripted program, clutching at celebrity?
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Comic Book Person imagines an audience for "Comic Book Man" vhere a nerd talks nerd-talk.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Elderly Skinner lady believes her attitude vould make "Sassy Mamas" a hit.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png That Viggums boy doesn't get that on "Little Wiggy Poo Poo" he vould just be showing off that he is a tubby idiot.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png All dream people vant to see their sad lives. Yet do I act any wiser?
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png I am being mocked across entertainment platforms.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png I have become a rock hard, finely sculpted punchline! Rainier Volfcastle: that is the joke.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Ugh, vhy Volfcastle, vhy are you doing these hollow, vorthless jobs? I must go home and hide from my disappointments.
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 7" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Relax in his Mansion". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png You are cancelling 'America's Laziest Premises'? But it hasn't even aired!
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png How could all the footage be unusable? I am screaming in more than 80% of it! THAT ALWAYS VORKS!
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png *click*
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png They hung up on me.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png I vill take out my fury on the iron I pump. For I swear vengeance on you, TV netvorks of Springfield! This is not the end of VOLFCASTLE!
The player receives "Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 6" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Exercise". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png I told you that vas not the end. And vant to tell you, Mr. Burns, I am done being your lackey!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png What are you going to do, you jobless, slab-necked oaf? Go into politics so you can freeload off the government?
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png The publicity from Brockman has made me famous again. And vith no TV show, I am free to do films.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png My agents already set me up to direct and star in "Death Grandpas."
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png I play a former Navy SEAL who must protect a retirement community from terrorists and long-haired teenagers.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png The movie costs $80 million so far, and hasn't even been written. Film is truly the hack work of kings!
The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 5" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Action Footage". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

Premium Quests[edit]

Now With Extra Hype[edit]

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, Rainier Wolfcastle here to announce my latest business venture.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png As you know, celebrities excel in many fields: Body building, action-heroring, governoring and now restauranteuring.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png We're going to have a huge opening night party and then... that's pretty much the end of my involvement.
The player receives "Now With Extra Hype" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Promote Planet Hype". It takes 16 hours. The player receives total Cash.png850 and XP.png210 in reward.

McBain[edit]

Prologue: Up Late With McBain[edit]
After Built Tapped Out Film Set.png
New Skin Tapped Out McBain New Character.png
After tapping on McBain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png America, it is, I, McBain. I have returned to give you the laughs and other spasms of the body.
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png Vhoop! Vhoop! Let us get silly! Let us all get silly!
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png I have broken the bones of many evil criminals. But the only bones I vant to break now are your funny bones. And not with fists, but with humors.
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png Ever notice how you are alive because I allow you to be alive. For you are nothing vithout McBain to protect you!
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png That's the joke.
The player receives "Prologue: Up Late With McBain" which is to "Make McBain Host Up Late With McBain". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png360 and XP.png80 in reward.

McBain, Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBain[edit]
After tapping on McBain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png SKOWIE! They killed my band leader Skowie! And I know who they is. Mendoza.
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png MENDOZA!!!!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Senator Mendoza? He has, er, many powerful friends because he is, um, so corrupt.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Which is not necessarily a bad thing in all cases, but is bad in this, erm, specific one.
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png I note your concern, Mayor, but I am a loose cannon.
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png And this cannon smells trouble at the race track. There I'll find Mendoza's cronies and make them talk.
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png I can be very persuasive. Because I threaten injury by physical violence.
The player receives "McBain, Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBain " which is to "Make McBain Find Intel at the Track". It takes 16 hours. The player receives total Cash.png850 and XP.png210 in reward.

McBain, Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise[edit]
After tapping on Agnes's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Dear lord! You…your hands are covered in blood.
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png I guess you could say those cronies at the track have gone to the dogs.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png What? How is that a reply to what I said? You need to clean yourself up, young man.
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png No time, old lady. I must take to the streets to track Mendoza vhile the trail is hot. First, to blend in. So I may gain the element of SURPRISE!
The player receives "McBain, Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise" which is to "Make McBain Go Undercoverck". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

McBain, Scene 3: Big Explosion[edit]
After tapping on McBain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png It is vorse than I thought. the Commie-Nazis are trying to take over the power plant to fuel their army of Murder Bots to destroy the President's daughter.
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png Only one man can stop them, and his name is ME! But you can call him McBain!
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png Foreign Commie-Nazis menace, prepare for doom. For as an American. I vow America vill vin!
The player receives "McBain, Scene 3: Big Explosion" which is to "Make McBain Battle Commie Nazis". It takes 8hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.

McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad Cop[edit]
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png McBain, this is the last time! You didn't get a single arrest warrent for any of those Commie-Nazis
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I know you're a lose cannon, but you can't also play by your own rules!
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png I just saved America, Chief. What did you do today?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png What I'm doing is suspending you? I want your badge on my desk right now!
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png This is just a piece of metal, Chief. My true badge is justice.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You're the best cop there is, McBain. And the worst cop there is. BADGE. DESK. NOW.
The player receives "McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad Cop" which is to "Make McBain Turn in his Badge". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Cash.png115 and XP.png36 in reward.

McBain, Scene 5: Undercover Showdown[edit]
After tapping on McBain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png Mendoza, you made this personal when you did something that affected me. Skowie vas not just my band leader. He vas…my friend.
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png SKOWIE!
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png Justice is blind. So it is good that I can see you in my crosshairs.
The player receives "McBain, Scene 5: Undercover Showdown" which is to "Make McBain Fight Climatic Battle". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,100 and XP.png235 in reward.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I'm telling you, McBain. Mendoza was shot, stabbed, bitten, nurpled, fired at by a tank, fired from a tank, and strapped to a bomb and dropped into Springfield gorge.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png There's no way, heh heh, he survived.
Tapped Out McBain Icon.png We shall see Doctor. Ve shall see after the vorldvide grosses come in, and ve know about a sequel.
Tapped Out Director Icon.png And…CUT! That's a wrap everyone. Great work, Rainier.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Thank you. I think ve are finally making a McBain movie people vill vant to see. Also, who cares? I vas paid already.

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