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The Simpsons: Tapped Out "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update was released on January 13, 2016 as a tie-in to the episode "Much Apu About Something", and is the one hundred and fourteenth content update. It included 1 new character, 1 new building and 1 new decoration.
Characters[edit]
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Unlock
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Notes
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Jay
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FREE
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Unlocked after completing Big Jamshed Pt. 2.
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Buildings[edit]
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Name
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Cost
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Build time
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Task
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Quick & Fresh
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30
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6s
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Peddling Pretentious Pickles.
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Decorations[edit]
Returning[edit]
Items Origins[edit]
Gameplay[edit]
Big Jamshed[edit]
Big Jamshed Pt. 1[edit]
After the user logs in on January 13th:
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My son little Jamshed is coming back to Springfield. He's been, as they say, stuck in limbo!
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I'm not too good at limbo. Those sticks are racist against fat guys.
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Not that limbo! I am talking about the state of transitional oblivion!
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In other words, college.
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If Sanjay is owned: Task: Make Sanjay Prepare a Room for Jamshed (4h, Brown House) If Sanjay is not owned: Task: Make Apu Prepare a Room for Jamshed (4h, Brown House)
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Word on the street's that your son is taking over your spot at the Kwik-E-Mart.
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It's true. I have de-cockroached my last Squishee machine. I want to do something different with my life.
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Ah, the old midlife crisis. Too bad you're not young, rad, hip, ballin' and buzzfeedin' like me, Daddy-o.
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Mr. Simpson, you're a walking monument of a midlife crisis.
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Shows what you know. Dr. Hibbert said according to my cholesterol count my midlife happened when I was 20.
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System Message
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Check the store for limited time clothing and other monuments... the non-metaphorical type!
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 Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Jamshed Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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I'm ready to take my jam to the Kwik-E-Mart! And all it took was a $200,000 business degree.
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Now it's time for some hot yoga!
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Ah, my son – with maturity you have abandoned your anti-traditional views!
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Nah, Pops, I'm still not down with that Indian shizz. Yoga's just what's chill right now.
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Task: Make Jay Do Yoga (8h)
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You look a little... older than I remember.
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Yeah, doing a full course load at Wharton while mopping floors in a bank all night will do that to a kid.
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Hmmm... nobody around here ever seems to age.
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I credit clean living. And yes, I said that without a trace of self-reflective irony.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Jamshed Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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Why don't I find it surprising that all the food is packed with unhealthy preservatives?
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What's your beef with preserved fake-beef? The scientists at the National Preservatives Council say it's good for you.
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You should listen to my science Homer. Look at me, I'm in awesome shape!
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Stop by, and I'll show you how to make your favorite foods with kale and cauliflower.
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Who knows, maybe one day you'll be able to manage a pushup!
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I'll have you know I'm an expert at the "lowering down" part of pushups.
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Task: Make Jay Prepare Food at the Kwik-E-Mart (2h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Homer Shop for Broceries (2h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Jamshed Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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Come by the Kwik-E-Mart. We have healthy vegetarian culture foods, and our new inclusive signature: the LGBTQIA sandwich!
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Sounds like my kind of lunch food!
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It's lentils, goat cheese, bacon, tomato, quinoa, iceberg lettuce and asiago.
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Wait a minute there! There's bacon in there! How can you say that's vegetarian?
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I said vegetarian CULTURE. Pure vegetarianism is so "the aughts." Why would you want to live without bacon?
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He's got you there, Lisa. I eat so much of the stuff that people are always telling me they smell bacon when I'm around.
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Task: Make Jay Work a Kwik-E-Mart 1hr Shift (1h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Springfielders Buy Health Food [x6] (3h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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I sense a bit of hypocrisy. You're anti-Kwik-E-Mart, AND you work here?
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It's all about the Benjies, girl-dude. I need to maintain my lifestyle somehow.
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And the Kwik-E-Mart isn't going anywhere. You'd literally need a tank to take this place out!
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Cool coincidence! The police department is considering getting a tank right now!
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No, piggy, I don't mean LITERALLY literally! I want to crush the Kwik-E-Mart from the inside and then set up my own store!
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A totally millennial, religiously void, and secular store! How I wish for such a place!
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I can grant that wish for your own store... or for a tank! Whichever method you use, just offer me some donuts!
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System Message
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Check the Store now for new temporarily available items with new quests.
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 Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Jamshed Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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That's strange. I'm feeling more aggressive, my voice is getting a little deeper, and... helllllo, Sherri and Terri!
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Teehee, hi, Bart!
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Another grey hair... my eye wrinkles are expanding... my tramp stamp is fading. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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HI EVERY OLD BODY!!! What it seems you are experiencing is the natural process of aging!
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Aging? But I anti-oxidize and hydrate every day! What caused all of this? Is it something in the food?
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In all actuallyness, it is something NOT in the food! The preservatives in the terrible food you used to eat kept you preserved! Who'd a thunk it?!
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Task: Make Springfielders Buy Unhealthy Food [x6] (3h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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System Message
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Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what else Jay plans to do with the Kwik-E-Mart. Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!
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 Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Premium gameplay[edit]
Hypocritical Millennial Hipster[edit]
Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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Finally, a store of my own! The junk food I sell will be healthy junk!
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That ain't happenin. Yer terrible food rots out mah stomach!
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That's only because the preservatives in your food have destroyed your gut's ability to produce stomach acid.
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Nah-uh! My home-grown stuff ain't gonna rot nowhere! At least once it's away from that super-fungus in the fields...
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You know what, awesome call! I'm going to open up a market to sell local foods! Cletus, you're a genius!
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Tell that to that gol-dern Tic Tac Toe-playin chicken I lost my house to.
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Task: Make Jay Convert Quick & Fresh to a Farmer's Market (12h, Quick & Fresh) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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I've never even heard of many of these crops, do you refrigerate them? Freeze them? Pickle them?
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Nah, these foods contain natural preservatives. They's last 'til time ends.
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Cletus's no-rot-tots are the secret ingredient in our Krusty Fries!
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Task: Make Jay Pick up Local Foods (2h, Cletus's Farm) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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It seems that there's a lot of interest from everyone in town selling their food in MY store!
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Tha's excellent! Here I can sell my moonshine to you shoe-wearing city-freaks!
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You do know that selling moonshine is illegal, right?
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According to your gummint, marrying your mother is, too. Your corrupt laws don't apply 'round here!
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They don't? Then I am going to sell some of those "bags of sugar" from the evidence locker.
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Perfect! I'll get last week's meat scraps. Better than just using it to poison the cafeteria rats.
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Task: Make Springfielders Sell Their Home Grown Food [x6] (4h, Quick & Fresh)
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Awesome! The store is filled with people selling their own food!
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And I get a profit cut!
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Now, if I just wait a little longer, the entire millennial population of Springfield will pour right in!
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That would be me!
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Umm... Is there any position open for a job here? I need some ramen money.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Police Tank[edit]
Police Tank Pt. 1[edit]
After buying the Police Tank:
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With this tank, Springfield's police equipment is now on par with the rest of the country. The country of Kazakhstan!
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You think this tank will help in the war on crime?
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I think we'll see immediate effects after we record and air a kick-*tank commercial!
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Nice one, Chief. This should put the fear of death into criminals.
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And everyone else for that matter.
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Task: Reach Level 17 and Build the Police Station Task: Make Wiggum Record a Tank Commercial (4h, Police Tank) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Police Tank Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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Yo coppers! Heads up! I'm about to rob the Kwik-E-Mart. Just try and stop me!
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You've seen your last days of freedom Snake! Let's get in the tank and stop that thief, boys!
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But he's running and the tank goes about two miles an hour? How's that gonna work, Chief?
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We'll figure it out on the fly. This thing came with instructions, right?
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Task: Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart (60m, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Cops Try to Figure Out the Tank [x3] (6h, Police Tank) Characters: Wiggum, Eddie, Lou Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Police Tank Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
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Wow, I am literally going to totally rob this place again, and again. There's nothing you can do about it!
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Come on Chief, permission to apprehend suspect on foot.
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Permission denied! I know how to work this thing now! It's time to take out the trash.
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Wait! He's in my store, what are you doing with that tank?
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I don't think he's too clear on that.
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Task: Make Wiggum Fire the Tank (4h) On job start:
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With this tank, no one will ever say the Chief of Police is impotent ever again!
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Don't you mean incompetent?
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I know what I said, Lou!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Police Tank Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
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Whoa! You guys are insane! I'm outta here!
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Mission accomplished!
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Holy Shiva! You wrecked my store! I suppose I should thank you for not shooting me!
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And you're very welcome, but it's all in a day's work my friend.
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Uggh, I wanted my business to blow up, but not like this!
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Task: Make Snake Enjoy his Kwik-E-Mart Cash (8h, Brown House) Task: Make Apu Clean up the Mess (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Destroyed Buildings Look[edit]
Dr. Nick's Remedies[edit]
After tapping on Dr. Nick's exclamation mark:
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Have you ever heard that "transfatty foods are bad for you?"
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To that, I say: "Get real, everybody!" Countries that eat trans fats dominate the world!
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But correlation doesn't equal causation.
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I never said it did. I just said that eating trans fats makes you great!
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Task: Make Dr. Nick Run a Seminar (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Springfielders Buy Discount Preserved Food [x6] (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Homer's Millennial Life Crisis[edit]
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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So Mr. Midlife Crisis, here to buy something hip off the menu?
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Hey! I may look like a Baby Boomer, but I was born a Gen X'er! And I feel like a Millennial. MTV, baby!
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Listen, you should really buy my oldschool jailbroken myPad.
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There's an app on it with access to my order-out menu. Eleven hundred dollars!
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Done and done!
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Task: Make Cool Homer Place Orders for Food (4h, Quick & Fresh)
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What gives? All I see on this myPad menu is chard, cauliflower and the laziest salads I've ever seen.
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What is a wedge salad anyway? It's just quartered iceberg lettuce with some junk on top.
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It's what you call pretention-chic daddy.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Start
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End
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January 13 at 3pm GMT
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January 20 at 8am GMT
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Conform-o-meter impact[edit]
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Quick & Fresh
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Gluttony
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10
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Police Tank
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Bonus $ and XP
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2.5%
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Lincoln Memorial
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Vanity
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870
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Liberty Bell
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Obedience
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10
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Lisa Statue of Liberty
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Obedience Bonus $ and XP
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10 2.75%
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Cool Brown House
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Indolence
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10
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Other changes made[edit]
January 13 Update ("4_18_MuchApuAboutSomething_TieIn")[edit]
- Whenever a quest requires Marge to Walk Maggie, now the job is either to Walk Maggie or Take Maggie For a Walk, depending if Maggie is unlocked or not. The bug not showing the job on Marge is now fixed.
- Lucille Botzcowski was removed from the Characters inventory group.
- Walk Maggie now requires Maggie not to be unlocked instead of not having Maggie.
- Cool Homer's Break Into The Cool Brown House now pays out premium.
- Take Maggie For a Walk now requires Maggie to be unlocked instead of The End of the Beginning Pt. 1 to be started.
- Play Annoyed Grunt Pt. 1 (Maggie not owned) won't start again if Maggie is stored as it now requires Play Annoyed Grunt Pt. 1 (Maggie owned) to not be started.
- Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 5 and Pt. 6 now has Homer showing emotions in the text box.
- Springfield Heights' Leaderboard was added back.
- Biohazard Tower is now animated.
- Wooly Bully, X-mas Trees Slightly Irregular, Duff Center Arena, North Pole Station, White Witch Burns and Sophie Krustofsky had their description in the store and inventory screen removed.
- Buildings are no longer tappable in friend towns for the duration of the event.
- Imaginary Bears were removed from Other Springfield.
- Krustyland items that become unplacable on roads in November can now be placed on road again.
January 19 Update (4.18.6, "4_18_XMAS2015_Takedown")[edit]
Sources[edit]
Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information
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