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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 50 content update

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 50 content update was released on March 4, 2015, adding two new building-character combos, two new buildings, three new decorations, and two new Friend Point Levels.

Level Up Message[edit]

The level-up message is said by Royce McCutcheon:

Level Up Message
Level 50.png

Characters[edit]

Image Character Unlock message Notes
Helen Lovejoy.png Helen Lovejoy Helen Lovejoy Unlock.png Unlocked with the Municipal House of Pancakes.
Jessica Lovejoy.png Jessica Lovejoy Jessica Lovejoy Unlock.png Unlocked with the Lovejoy Residence.

Buildings[edit]

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Municipal House of Pancakes.png Municipal House of Pancakes Cash.png1,000,000 24h Breaking a Few Eggs Requires Level 50. Unlocks Helen Lovejoy.
Tapped Out Lovejoy Residence.png Lovejoy Residence Donut Tapped Out.png180 6s Polishing Model Trains Requires Level 50. Unlocks Jessica Lovejoy.
Tapped Out Shortys.png Shorty's Donut Tapped Out.png60 Enabling Affairs and Brunches Requires Level 50.
Tapped Out It Blows.png It Blows FP Tapped Out.png3,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png300 24h Blowing Unlocked at Friend Point Level 15.

Decorations[edit]

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Book Burning Mobile.png Book Burning Mobile Cash.png200,000
Cash.png50,000 from St. Patrick's Day 2015
Requires Level 50.
Tapped Out Murderpuss.png Murderpuss Donut Tapped Out.png30
Tapped Out Canyonero.png Canyonero FP Tapped Out.png5,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png500 Unlocked at Friend Point Level 16.

Friend Point Levels[edit]

Two new Friend Point Levels were added with this content update:

Image Level Item Costs Unlock message Notes
Tapped Out It Blows.png 15 It Blows FP Tapped Out.png3,000 Tapped Out It Blows Unlock.png
Tapped Out Canyonero.png 16 Canyonero FP Tapped Out.png5,000 Tapped Out Canyonero Unlock.png

Early Access[edit]

The "Early Access" feature was first implemented in the "Clown in the Dumps" episode tie-in, to let players at a lower level, Level 6, get limited-time access to higher-level items. Krusty's Mansion, Krustylu Studios (both "Clown in the Dumps"), Springfield Clamphitheater (Level 46) and the Chalk Outlines (Level 49) have received this feature.

Image Name Cost Dates Store
Tapped Out Murderpuss.png Murderpuss Donut Tapped Out.png30 Available on Early Access
till March 16th 2015 at 8am GMT
Tapped Out Level 50 Early Access.png
Tapped Out Shortys.png Shorty's Donut Tapped Out.png60
Tapped Out Lovejoy Residence.png Lovejoy Residence Donut Tapped Out.png180

Conform-o-meter impact[edit]

Building or Item Rating Points
Bartman Cave Obedience 10
Municipal House of Pancakes Gluttony
Lovejoy Residence Indolence
Shorty's Gluttony
It Blows NONE NONE
Book Burning Mobile Vanity 10
Murderpuss Vanity

Bonus $ and XP

10

1%

Canyonero Vanity 2000

Gameplay[edit]

The Joy of Gossip[edit]

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Bart! The new issue of Radioactive Woman is out!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Women can't be superheroes! Whoever heard of women in tights?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Supposedly on the cover you can see upper thigh and even, dare I say, lower butt.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I think I'm coming around to the idea of female superheroes. It's largely butt related.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png This is my last copy, and I simply cannot let it go for less than TWENTY DOLLARS!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I also accept Galactic credits, dwarven runes, and microwave burritos.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Aw! I had $20, but I spent it on a collection of commemorative state quarters.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You spent $20 on $12.50 in quarters?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Markets fluctuate, Lisa. Who knows how much a quarter will be worth next week?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png 25 cents.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Nuts, I don't know anything about finances!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I mean, I talk the talk, but I can't walk the walk. Probably because of all the quarters in my pockets.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Well, we're in luck! Helen Lovejoy is up next and she knows more about investments than I know about analogies.
Task: Build Municipal House of Pancakes
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
If the user doesn't have Luann unlocked:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I've searched everywhere! The Jacuzzi suit store, the American Gladiator's green room, the Shelbyville eyebrow outlet, and I can't find Luann!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png We cannot hold an Investorettes meeting without the full membership present.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Take it up with the Great Man in the Sky who hasn't forked over the donuts to bring her back to life.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Was that Ezekiel 3:17? Bart, I didn't know you were so well versed in Bible quotes.
System Message Will the Investorettes get two new members? Complete the Investorettes club to find out!

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Helen, my prayers have been answered! You're finally here...
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png ...and holding a perfectly seasoned roast beef sandwich?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png No, just me.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Well, one of my prayers was answered.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Although, you seem troubled by something.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png It's just, well, I've been in limbo for so long that I feel like I don't even know this town anymore.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png How has everyone gone about with their business without my nose in it? I need a glass of fresh squeezed juicy gossip!
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Perhaps Marge Simpson could be of service. She's both up to speed on the town's affairs, and not up to speed on mine.
Task: Make Helen Make Marge Spill the Beans (1h, Simpson Home, Marge)
On job start:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Oh, Marge Simpson! How lovely to see you!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I wish I could say the same thing to you, but I promised myself that I wouldn't lie.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Oh Marge, you big jokester. So you'll only be lying to yourself from now on then?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png But enough about us -- let's talk about other people! Give me the gossip!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Hmmmm...
On job end:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, the big news in Springfield is that people seem to be turning up in order of importance.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Nonsense. If that's the case I would have been home AGES ago.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Would you?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Order of importance?!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png How could I be LESS important than a politician's spoiled nephew or some juvenile delinquents?!? I have a first AND last name for goodness sake.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png That a perfect lady such as myself, who only thinks of others, could be seen as LESS important than an old, uneducated stripper?
Tapped Out Mrs. Muntz Icon.png Who are you callin' educated?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I said UN-educated.
Tapped Out Mrs. Muntz Icon.png Oh. Carry on then.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png What are we teaching our children?!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Oh won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!
Task: Make Helen Think of the Children (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Helen, you are the most important person to me. Isn't that enough?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png There's a fire. You can either save me or your Christmas coal train car. Which do you save?
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Let's not go down this road again, Helen.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I can't believe that fat slob Homer Simpson is the most important person in Springfield.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Calm yourself, Helen. He isn't even a premium character.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Premium? Oh I like the sound of that!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Clearly, there was a mistake. I should be a premium character!
Task: Make Helen Apply for Premium Status (4h, DMV)
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png Premium status? Lady, this is the DMV. Does anyone here look premium to you?
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Now if you're looking for an eye test or novelty license plate, then maybe we can help.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Hmm, perhaps I could use a new license plate.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Great! In that case...
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png ...you're in the wrong line.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Ugh. Just tell me where to go to get premium status.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Only a being of supreme power could grant you premium status. Maybe a postmaster general, but definitely not the DMV.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I don't know why I thought the government was the answer. I need help from a higher power!
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png God?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png What?! Is He in this game before me too?
Task: Make Helen Plead with a Higher Power (8h, First Church of Springfield)
On job start:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Oh great one, hear my wishes!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I've been good, followed all the rules, publically shamed people for the things they do in private, and for this I believe I should be rewarded.
On job end:
Tapped Out Database Icon.png Look, lady. I don't know who gave you my information, but that's not how things are done around here.
Tapped Out Database Icon.png There are strategy meetings, lawyers, names picked out of hats...
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png PLEASE!
Tapped Out Database Icon.png Fine! But don't say a nerd never did anything for you.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Database Icon.png Now we just have to access your character data from the debug menu and set your status to premium.
Tapped Out Database Icon.png Although you WILL need to be re-acquired through the Premium Stuff Menu.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Is it going to hurt?
Tapped Out Database Icon.png No, but there's a small chance it would create a paradox, which could destroy the entire universe!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png But, I'd be premium?
Tapped Out Database Icon.png If the universe explodes, no one will be premium.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png That's fine too. Flip the switch!
Tapped Out Database Icon.png There is no switch. It's actually a complicated system of 1s and 0s that diverts the CSS stylesheet...
Tapped Out Database Icon.png ...whatever, it's done.
Task: Get Helen Lovejoy from the Premium Menu
After tapping Do It, the user is taken to the Premium store menu where "Premium" Helen Lovejoy is in yellow text.
Tapped Out Premium Helen Lovejoy.png
After "buying" her:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png It worked! I'm a PREMIUM character! I've never felt so important in all my life.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Um, Database, she's not REALLY a premium character... right?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png People get mad around here when we change the price of houses. They'd go ballistic over that!
Tapped Out Database Icon.png Well, she's not technically premium but... Hey! Look over there!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh! That cloud looks like a rabbit!
Tapped Out Database Icon.png Whew. Saved once again by my rabbit-shaped cloud emulation software.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png You look to be in much better spirits, my dear.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Did you discover some photos of a neighbor in a compromising position?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Oh, much better than that. I just had myself turned premium.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Good for you. What do you say I make a reservation at the Gilded Truffle for my gilded lily?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I have a better idea... do you still have that half mattress we got from the Simpsons?
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Another reason I'm glad I'm not Catholic!
Task: Make Helen "Worship" Alongside Rev. Lovejoy (20h, First Church of Springfield, Reverend Lovejoy)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Real Investorettes[edit]

This questline starts after completing The Joy of Gossip Pt. 1 if the user has Luann.
Characters in the Investorettes group: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Helen Lovejoy.
Characters in the Investorette Boys group: Bart, Milhouse.

The Real Investorettes Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Now that we're all here, I believe we can call to order this meeting of the Investorettes. Agnes, you were next on snack duty.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png I thought you were coming earlier, so I made Seymour bake a cake months ago.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Luckily they haven't introduced ants in this game so it's still good.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png We have some young male Investorettes interested in learning the ups and downs of the stock market.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Can't you just call us Investors?
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Lesson Number 1 of Investing -- Shut yer traps.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png And as your second lesson of investing, you must accomplish this task.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png It just says Hunt a Wild Goose.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Sweetie, go make mommy proud. Or at least in the ballpark of proud. I'd even take "not ashamed."
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Now that they're gone, let's get down to some real business...
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Can you believe what Marge Simpson said to me?!
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png SEYMOUR! Where's the lemonade?
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png What kind of hostess serves month old cake without month old lemonade!
Task: Make Investorettes Seriously Gossip [x4] (12h, Skinner House)
Task: Make Skinner Serve Refreshments (12h, Skinner House)
Task: Make Bart and Milhouse Go on a Wild Goose Chase (4h, Homes)
On job start:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I had no idea how mean geese are. Mother Goose must have been a real outcast.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png What is this teaching us about investing?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Maybe one of these geese lays golden eggs, and we're supposed to find out which one!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png It's unfair that, of the two of us, you have the brains, the brawn and the beauty. All I have is the bacne.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Real Investorettes Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We tracked down every goose but we didn't find any golden eggs. One of us did contract goose fever though.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png SQWARK!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Now teach us something about finance!
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Finance isn't something you can just learn, like economics or money-management. It requires good ideas.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png SQWARK!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What's that Milhouse? We could sponsor a pro-wrestling show... with El Bombastico as the star?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Like that idea I just had.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That wasn't your idea. It was Milhouse's. Who probably needs to go to a hospital.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I'm always thinking of the children, and you are a child, so it sounds like I thought of it for you.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Excellent point, Helen. El Bombastico has been our second most profitable investment.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png First, if you don't count illegal investments.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png But none of us knows how to speak Spanish! Boys, how about you go find us a translator?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png SQWARK!
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Bart, maybe you should take lead on this one.
Task: Make Investorettes Plan a Pro Wrestling Show [x4] (8h, Municipal House Of Pancakes)
Task: Make Investorette Boys Find a Spanish Translator (8h, Homes)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I've got a surprise for you. Who's dressed like an insect and only speaks Spanish?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Stinky Pete?
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Ay Chihuahua!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Oh, yes, that makes more sense. Let's go meet with El Bombastico!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We couldn't find anyone who spoke Spanish.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png What about that man dressed like a bumblebee?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You mean Bumblebee Man?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I'm a busy lady, I can't be expected to know everyone's name around here, Bort.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Real Investorettes Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png El Bombastico just pulled up in his luncha-4-door compact.
Tapped Out El Bombastico Icon.png ¡Hola! ¿Cómo puedo servirles?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png What did he say?
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Ehhh... he say... you have the teeth of a much younger woman.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Oh, why thank you! Tell him thank you!
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Mucho Queso.
Tapped Out El Bombastico Icon.png ¿Estamos comiendo nachos?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Shall we get down to business?
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png ¿Los accidentes para su gato?
Tapped Out El Bombastico Icon.png ¿Mi gato? ¿Ricky Meowtin?
Task: Make Investorettes Attend a Negotiation Meeting [x4] (12h, Municipal House Of Pancakes)
If the user has Bumblebee Man: Task: Make Bumblebee Man Fake Translate (12h, Municipal House Of Pancakes)
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png We would love for you to headline our pro-wrestling event.
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Ehh... Te gusta... el pro wrestlo... frijoles?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png And is there a Mrs. Bombastico? We would love to have her join the Investorettes!
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Tu esposa huele a pescado.
Tapped Out El Bombastico Icon.png *GASP* ¡Usted insulta a mi esposa!
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Where is he going?! Is his marriage on the rocks?
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Because I'm willing to take a bullet and become a famous wrestler's wife.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png No, that was clearly an offended walk off. I should know --
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png I invented it when Houdini refused to give me the quarter he pulled from behind my ear. My ear, my quarter!
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Forgive me - I do not know Spanish. My parents were just very tan Italians.
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Which I also do not speak.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Real Investorettes Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png What a disaster. And it's all your fault!
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Ay dios mio!
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Well, hold on a second. We don't need El Bombastico. We just need a man in a funny costume.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Duffman won't return my calls after I had him excommunicated.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Not Duffman. Bumblebee Man!
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Or more accurately El Bumblebastico!
Bumblebeeman Bumblebastico Icon.png Ay Ay Ay!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png You think Moe would let us host a drunk wrestling contest at his bar?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png WOULD I EVER!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Aw, shucks. Don't tell anyone that I was hiding in your bushes, alright?
Bumblebeeman Bumblebastico Icon.png No. No me gusta.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png There's only two ways out of this situation Bumbleboy. One, you do this for us. Two, end of list.
Bumblebeeman Bumblebastico Icon.png Que lastima!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png His Spanish is getting much better.
Task: Make Investorettes Host a Pro Wrestling Show [x4] (24h, Moe's Tavern)
If the user has Bumblebee Man: Task: Make Bumblebee Man Do ¡Lucha Libre! (24h, Moe's Tavern)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wow, we really learned a lot about investing.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Name one thing.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'd prefer not to.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Back from the Future[edit]

Back from the Future Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png A new Springfield eh? Let's hope this one isn't as boring as the old one.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Hey Jessica! Want to join me as we paint the town red?
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png I'm listening!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png And then watch that red paint dry?
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png And I'm no longer listening.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png We can take bets on whether the paint will dry darker or lighter than its corresponding paint swatch.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png I think I'll just TP the Jebediah Springfield statue instead.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Like a drop cloth? Good idea.
If the user doesn't own Jebediah Statue:
Task: Tap Homer 10 Times in a Row to Get the Jebediah Statue
Tapped Out Jebediah Statue Unlock.png
Reward: Donut Tapped Out.png10
After tapping:
Task: Place the Jebediah Statue
Task: Make Jessica Lovejoy Disgrace a Local Landmark (24h, Jebediah Statue)
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Now Reverend, I know you said never to contact you unless it was an absolute emergency.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Someone better be on fire, Ned. And no, hellfire does not count. Real fire.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Your daughter is wrapping our founder's statue in toilet paper. Something in there must be a sin. Wasting TP? Vandalizing? Glorifying mummies?
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png For the last time, glorifying mummies is most definitely a sin...
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png ...wait what did you say my daughter was doing?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Back from the Future Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Jessica Lovejoy! I thought we agreed that if you came back from limbo, you wouldn't cause any trouble!
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png All contracts are void when made in a void.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Good Lord, are you punishing me for that time I said an off-color joke about eggshell white?
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Maybe the only way to get you to behave is to IGNORE you until you shape up!
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png You can't ignore me, Daddy. I'm your sweet angelic daughter!
Task: Make Jessica Lovejoy Pretend to be a Good Girl (1h, Lovejoy Residence)
If the user has Reverend Lovejoy: Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Ignore his Daughter (1h, Lovejoy Residence)
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png Oh daddy? Daddy dearest? DADDY!!
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png *singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png Stop it! STOP IT OR LEARN MORE WORDS TO THE SONG! OK, I'M SORRY!!
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png *singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png I'll be a good, selfless, humble girl... just please pay attention to me!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Back from the Future Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png I hate pretending to be good. All this lying and deceiving gets in the way of my favorite activities: lying and deceiving.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png What I need is a patsy! Someone who I can blame if I get caught.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png Like when the government blamed that Lindbergh baby for Vietnam.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png Hmm, maybe I should stop skipping school too.
Task: Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Jessica Find a Gullible Dimwit (8h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Jessica? I didn't know you'd arrived in town.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png If only it were so simple. But no, Bart, I have a far greater burden placed upon my shoulders.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Orthopedic brace? Milhouse had one of those. The doctor said they'd never seen a spine so soft.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png I'm actually here from the FUTURE to save you from a terrible fate at the end of this quest line.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Nice try, Jessica.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png I knew that you would say that... being from the future and all. So I'll totally prove it.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png The big finger in the sky will touch the screen when I finish talking!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Ay Caramba! You ARE from the future!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Tell me what I have to do to prevent this terrible fate.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png Simple. All you have to do is... everything I say.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Back from the Future Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png OK Bart, I know this might be difficult for you, but I assure you it's a lot easier than what's in store for you in the future.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Is it bees? Tell me if it's bees. Blink twice for bees.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png Shut up. Now, step one -- replace your mom's shampoo with this bottle of peroxide.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Why would that save me from the bees?
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png It's not bees! But if you don't do it, well, enjoy your future fate with all its future pain and future suffering.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Pain OR suffering I can handle, but both together? No thank you.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse
Task: Make Jessica Baton Twirl (8h)
Task: Make Bart Replace his Mom's Shampoo with Peroxide (12h, Simpson Home)
Marge Peroxide Icon.png This isn't shampoo it's peroxide! Staining my beautiful blue hair a repulsive, unnatural golden yellow.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png Hahahahaha!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Why'd you have to make me do that? My mom is one of the few adults who hasn't given up on me.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png Don't think of yourself, Bart. Think of Future Bart, with his hover skateboard.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Back from the Future Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png OK Bart. The next thing you have to do to avoid your terrible fate is give me twenty dollars.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I don't have that kind of cash!
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png The church collection does...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Whoa! I don't steal from churches, or mosques, or synagogues. Maybe, maybe a Shinto shrine.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png Bart, terrible fate --
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png If it's so bad, then how come you won't tell me about it?
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png Fine. First, your eyeballs fall out of your head.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png But I love my eyeballs. They're my second favorite set of balls.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png And while you are searching for your eyeballs, you trip and fall down the stairs, breaking every bone in your body.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png So much agony and slapstick! Enough, enough I'll do it!
Task: Reach Level 14 and Build First Church of Springfield
Task: Make Jessica Go to Sunday School (12h, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Bart Steal Church Money (12h, First Church of Springfield)
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Bart Simpson are you stealing from the church?! AGAIN?!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png But I didn't want to do it! ... this time.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Jessica made me. She said she was from the future and if I didn't do what she said, my eyeballs would pop out of my head.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And I would trip over them and break every bone in my body.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Which I'm just now realizing was the plot to yesterday's Itchy and Scratchy cartoon.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Jessica Lovejoy! I can't believe how much I can believe you would do this.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png But I didn't do it, Daddy.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png You said you'd ignore me if I was bad and you're talking to me. So by that logic, I can't have done anything wrong.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png But I only did it to show how the media is unfairly biased against women!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Her circular logic checks out.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bart! How DARE you blame an innocent girl for this crime!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Dad, she's stealing your wallet right now!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now you're questioning your father?! Sounds like someone needs double the punishment! Go to your room! TWICE!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Back from the Future Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's it, Jessica you've gone too far. Lying about the future? You know that's my favorite time period. We're done.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png Oh Bart, you'll be back.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Just think of me as the Anti Terminator -- I'll never be back!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That sounded cooler in my head.
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png That's too bad... I was hoping we could go get ice cream together.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Fat chance!
Tapped Out Jessica Lovejoy Icon.png Great idea - we could eat it in front of the kids just getting back from Fat Camp.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Well...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png ...Ok. But then AFTER THAT we're done.
Task: Make Jessica Heckle Fat People (4h, All Night Gym)
Task: Make Bart Heckle Fat People (4h, All Night Gym)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It Blows[edit]

Tapped Out It Blows Unlock.png
After returning to Springfield and placing the It Blows:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ooh, a place that sells air conditioners -- now that's COOL!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Hee-hee-hee!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png How comes no one's ever around when I say something clever?

Canyonero[edit]

Tapped Out Canyonero Unlock.png
After returning to Springfield and placing the Canyonero:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Just what this family needs... yet another car.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And an overpriced gas guzzler at that! What is this, 1998?

Other changes made[edit]

March 4 update ("4_13_HelenLovejoy_Patch1_PreLaunch")[edit]

Current Bartman Cave.
Bartman Cave previous look.
  • Mrs. Krabapell and Agnes were added to the Investorettes group.
  • The unreleased "Bartman Cave" and "Book Burning Mobile" were released.
  • "Bartman Cave" model was changed slightly upon release.
  • Bart and Milhouse were added to the Investorettes Boys group.
  • Two new Friend Points levels and prizes were added.
  • Jebediah Statue was changed to an Animated Decoration.
  • Jessica Lovejoy was added to the list of kids able to use the Moonbounce.
  • Janey's Moonbounce task reward changed from Cash.png310 and XP.png70 to Cash.png225 and XP.png45.
  • Krustyland's Unoriginal Quest questline trigger was changed from Milhouse to Auto trigger.
  • In Churchy Joes character group, Reverend Lovejoy and Father Sean swapped places, Helen and Jessica Lovejoy were added and the reward for completing the collection changed from Cash.png500 and XP.png10 to Cash.png1,000 and XP.png20.
  • The reward for completing the collection Exotic Animals And Pets changed Cash.png1,000 and XP.png20 to Cash.png1,250 and XP.png25.
  • A commented character collection was added: Lovejoy Family.
  • Bartman was given a new 16h job with the Bartman Cave: Use The Bart Phone.
  • Animations for Agnes, Hans Moleman, Judge Snyder, Krusty, Lisa, Lurleen, Sideshow Mel, Superintendent Chalmers, Suzanne The Witch and Willie were changed.

Conform-o-Meter changes[edit]

5 Stars requirement changes[edit]

Category Points Increase
Indolence 560 10
Obedience 330 0
Consumerism 348
Gluttony 391 10
Tree-hugging 38695 1730
Vanity 57020 2350
Righteousness 293 11
Socialism 3030 132

Building prices[edit]

Base Level Multiplier Changes[edit]

Level Old Multiplier New Multiplier
42 x1.3 x1
43 x1.3 x1.3
44 x1.4 x1.3
45 x1.6 x1.4
46 x2.0 x1.6
47 x3.0 x2.0
48 x4.0 x3.0
49 x4.0 x4.0
50 x4.0 x4.0

Building Prices Changes[edit]

Building New Price Multiplier Base Price
Itchy & Scratchy Studios Cash.png200,000 x1 Cash.png200,000
Honest John's Computers Cash.png343,850 x1.3 Cash.png264,500
Bloaters at the Squidport Cash.png211,250 x1.3 Cash.png162,500
Indoor Tennis Courts Cash.png180,600 x1.4 Cash.png129,000
ZiffCorp Office Building Cash.png355,600 x1.4 Cash.png254,000
Classy Girls Strip Club Cash.png480,000 x1.6 Cash.png300,000
Quimby Compound Cash.png500,000 x2 Cash.png250,000
Gold Navy Cash.png543,000 x3 Cash.png181,000

Sources[edit]