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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 47 content update

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066 "Matt Groening/"Simpsorama" episode tie-in"
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"Level 47"
"Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in" 068


The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 47 content update was released on November 12, 2014. This update was named Halloween Takedown, despite the fact the Treehouse of Horror XXV event features were not removed, and included an episodic theme addition, with Freddy Quimby and the French Waiter, along with the Rat Delivery Truck and Quimborghini as decorations, and the Quimby Compound as a building ("The Boy Who Knew Too Much"). Princess Kashmir, who first appeared in the files during the Clash of Clones event, was also added as a premium character.

Level Up Message[edit]

The level-up message is said by Sideshow Bob:

Level Up Message
Level47.png

Characters[edit]

Image Character Costs Unlock message Notes
Freddy Quimby.png Freddy Quimby - Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Unlock.png Unlocked with the Quimby Compound.
Mr. Lacost.png French Waiter Donut Tapped Out.png50 Tapped Out French Waiter Unlock.png
Princess Kashmir.png Princess Kashmir Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Unlock.png Unlocked with Florence of Arabia.
Stewart.png Stewart Duck FP Tapped Out.png5,000 Tapped Out Stewart Duck Unlock.png Unlocked at Friend Point Level 14. NPC.

Buildings[edit]

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Quimby Compound.png Quimby Compound Cash.png500,000 24h or Donut Tapped Out.png12 Requires Level 47. Unlocks Freddy Quimby.
Tapped Out Florence of Arabia.png Florence of Arabia Donut Tapped Out.png175 6s Requires Level 27. Unlocks Princess Kashmir.
Tapped Out Little Black Box.png Little Black Box FP Tapped Out.png2,500 or Donut Tapped Out.png250 24h Unlocked at Friend Point Level 13. Requires Level 15.

Decorations[edit]

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Rat Delivery Truck.png Rat Trap Delivery Truck Cash.png150,000 Requires Level 19.
Quimborghini Tapped Out.png Quimborghini Donut Tapped Out.png50 Requires Level 47.

Friend Point Levels[edit]

Two new Friend Point Levels were added with this content update:

Image Level Item Costs Notes
Tapped Out Little Black Box.png 13 Little Black Box FP Tapped Out.png2,500 Requires Level 15.
Stewart.png 14 Stewart Duck FP Tapped Out.png5,000 "From the Season 5 episode 'The Last Temptation Of Homer'."

Gameplay[edit]

The Cost of Living Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I've got money. I've got influence. I've got much younger women. I am the er-uh epitome of success!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png And yet no one respects me. It's as if wearing a sash doesn't carry the cachet it once did.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It's time to remind the people why I got into politics – the enormous displays of wealth!
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Quimby Compound". It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png The Quimby Compound was worth every embezzled penny.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png And I, uh, taught those orphans an important lesson about living without doors.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I, on the other hand, have hundreds of doors for my five floors, four wings, three kitchens, two spas, and a partridge in a pear tree. Bronzed, of course.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png Hiya, Uncle. I, uh, got kicked out of limbo's country club so I'm back!
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png The movers have already moved the maid into my room.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Then you tell them to move her back!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png She's a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen for me.

The Cost of Living Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png Now that I've finished selecting my butler, it's time to party like it's going on Viewtube! Where's my box of cats?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Freddy, as the Mayor of Springfield, I'm expected to uphold a certain level of decorum.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That's why I do all my dirty dealings in back alleys and sleazy motels.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png Don't worry, Uncle. I've learned the Quimby code of discretion from my father, Clovis.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png He's the master! So discrete we haven't even seen him since he boarded that small plane years ago.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Well, I'm pretty sure this year isn't an election year, so we deserve to treat ourselves.
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 2" which is to "Make Freddy Quimby Drink Irresponsibly" and "And Make Miss Springfield Enjoy and Evening with the Mayor". It takes 8 hours and 3 minutes.

The Cost of Living Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png Butler, for breakfast, I'll have the hair of the dog that bit me... so I can make it into a coat.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png Plus some booze.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Your breakfast is on Springfield's dime today. Welcome to the drunk tank, Mister Quimby!
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png Joke's on you - my breakfast is on Springfield's dime everyday.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png And since I don't remember anything I did last night and truly horrible acts are said to haunt you forever, I must be innocent.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png I'd like my car and my complimentary gift bag.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You'll get your complimentary gift bag on your day in court!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png *sigh* That sounded a lot more menacing in my head.
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 3" which is to "Make Freddy Quimby Await His Day in Court". It takes 12 hours.

The Cost of Living Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Alright Freddy, time to get you to the courthouse for your arraignment.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Plus a little extra time at Lard Lad's. The Wig's got a craving for D-nuts.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png I keep telling you, Chief -- neither of those nicknames is going to catch on.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png You're making a mistake, Wiggum. Don't you understand that I'm rich?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Son, I've been making mistakes since the day I was born.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I came out feet first.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And sure, the justice system is just a dog and pony show if you're rich.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Or cleaning up after a dog and pony show if you're poor.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png But we've got to go anyway.
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 4" which is to "Make Freddy Quimby Make a Court". It takes 12 hours.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Frederick Quimby, you have been charged with a cornucopia of crimes, including defiling a cornucopia.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Which, according to the Pilgrims who wrote our town charter, is punishable by death. How do you plead?
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Your Honor, you could hear how he pleads, or you could wrap this up and enjoy a complimentary lobster lunch buffet.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png As a man of the law, you must agree that letting all this lobster go to waste is itself a crime.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Fine, my client pleads not guilty.

Testify! Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Let's start with the witnesses.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png There are witnesses?!
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png What is the point of having money if it can't silence people?
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Waylon Smithers, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
The player receives "Testify! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Smithers Testify". It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Mister Smithers, ignoring protocol, we have sworn you in on the Malibu Stacy Bible you brought from home.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Now please tell us what you saw that night.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png It was in between Mr. Burns' bedtime and his 4:00 AM "FDR got elected to a fifth term" nightmare.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I stopped into Moe's for a flirtini, when Mister Quimby here showed up with a woman of loose morals.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png The only thing loose about me is my willingness to take off my clothes for money.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Everything else is off limits.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Unless you pay me.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Mister Quimby forced me to be his "wingman" and dragged me all over town.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png You should be on trial for being the worst wingman ever!
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png You said there'd be hotties at that Steelworkers Sausage Fest.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png There weren't even sausages... just lots of men!

Testify! Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Selma Bouvier, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
The player receives "Testify! Pt. 2" which is to "Make Selma Testify". It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Ms. Bouvier, please tell the court what you saw that night.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Only if you tell the court if you're single or not...
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Not a chance.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Fine.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Freddy and I crashed into each other outside of the Steelworkers Sausage Fest.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Literally crashed - with our cars.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Luckily I shaved my legs just a few months ago, so I was able to charm my way into a ride back to town with him.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Sure, he was drunk and concussed, but he hadn't left me for dead, so I thought the date was going well.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Right up until he drove off a bridge into the river, and left me for dead.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Thank god buoyancy is my greatest skill.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png This is not looking good for you, Mister Quimby.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png No, your honor, in the light of day, SHE'S not looking good!...
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png I mean no comment.

Testify! Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Kirk Van Houten, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
The player receives "Testify! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kirk Testify". It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Mr. Van Houten, please tell the court what you saw that night.
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png When I heard a knock on the door, I thought those girl scouts had a change of heart and wanted to give me back my hat.
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png But instead Freddy burst in soaking wet, and challenged me to a drinking contest.
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png Since I had to sell part of my liver to pay Luann's alimony during the divorce, I asked if I could have juice instead.
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png But by then he was already hitting the whiskey, and on my wife.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png When we got back together, we agreed anything before second base isn't cheating.
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png You need to learn the rules of baseball, Luann!
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png Anyway, he said my crying was harshing the mood so he stumbled off, but not before he did unspeakable things to our mailbox.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Tampering with the mail system – a federal crime!
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Your list of offenses, like Superhero movies, just keeps getting longer.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Who says Judge Reinhold is the only funny judge?
After the task is complete.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png That's it? Pshaw!
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png As long as you don't call that dancing girl to the stand, I'll be home before my chow-dah gets cold.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Your honor, all comments muttered under my client's breath are to be considered hearsay.

The Cost of Living Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png They found me, ah, guilty on all charges. The court is going to throw the, ah, book at me!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Trust the, ah, system, Freddy.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png But the justice system fails all the time! Why should I trust it?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Not the justice system. The system of, ah, Ivy League graduates and family connections!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png To the Rolodex!
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 5" which is to "Make Quimby Call In Favors". It takes 12 hours.

The Cost of Living Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Freddy, it's time to hear the sentence.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Now remember, good or bad, we still walk out of that courtroom with our heads held high and my retainer fully paid.
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 6" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Deliver a Sentence". It takes 12 hours.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png Your honor, before you read the sentence I'd like to say a few words.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png It probably would have been smarter to have said those words before the trial was over, but I have no one to go home to, so alright.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png I did not inhale, have relations with that woman, or falsify reports regarding WMDs.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png One of those should get me out of this mess, right?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I have something to say, Your, uh, Honor!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png There's a new municipal by-law, issued this morning, that you, ah, must be aware of.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It states "charges against any public figure must be reduced if the defendant regrets that he, or the less likely she, is caught."
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png The defendant may also publicly enter any twelve-step program, but does not have to complete it."
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png And may apologize on national television, but doesn't have to mean it."

The Cost of Living Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png I can't believe this! They gave me indefinite house arrest!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Thanks to my buddy Gerry Mandering at city hall, your "house" now covers all of Springfield.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png He's a whiz at rezoning – he calls it Mandermania.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png But what if I want French Caviar? Or Chinese Silk? Or Turkish Delight?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png All of those women make house calls and you know it.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png And if you follow the rules, you might get time off for good behavior.
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png Rules? You mean like take off my shoes while inside? Like an animal?
Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon.png You might as well lock me up. Like an animal!
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 7" which is to "Make Freddie Quimby Enjoy a Privileged Life". It takes 24 hours.

Princess Pride Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Women, grab your husbands! And husbands, grab your wallets! Princess Kashmir is back in Springfield!
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png *Gasp* Are you a princess?
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png No, stupid, she's too old to be a princess. She's probably a queen.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Am I old? I've been lying about my age for so long I don't know what it is anymore.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png No one wants an aging adult entertainer. And I have started to notice the effects of gravity...
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Like when Mars was in retrograde motion recently.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Maybe it's time I found a skill that uses the 8th sexiest body part – my mind!
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Actually 9th. I forgot about toes.
The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 1" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Better Herself ". It takes 1 hour.

Princess Pride Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png How, I had no idea how many jobs there were that don't involve taking off your clothes.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png There's vet tech, tennis pro, nude art model.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Well, two out of three of those don't involve taking off your clothes, anyway.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png What I want is a job where I can really interact with people, day in and day out!
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Maybe where they tip me in a jar instead of stuffed into my underpants.
The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 2" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Work at Krusty Burger ". It takes 12 hours.

Princess Pride Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Miss Springfield, it's been forever!
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png I'm sorry have we met?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Don't you remember? We met at that ribbon cutting ceremony for the new ribbon factory.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Oh, right, the one next to the oversized novelty scissor emporium.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png That's the one! So what have you been up to?
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Mostly opening boat shows and working with the mayor on our charity that keeps struggling motels in business.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Oh, I also started teaching a class about how to be a professional celebrity. Like me!
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png You know, I'm a bit of a celebrity myself. I have been on Springfield Squares several times.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Center?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png No. Middle right.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Better than being a corner.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Any interest in being my TA?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png I'm really trying to stay away from T and A.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Teacher's assistant?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Oh, THAT I do.
The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 3" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Help Teach a Class on Class" and "Make Miss Springfield Teach a Class on Class". It takes 1 hour.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Gosh, all those students staring up at me, drooling, smelling of booze. What fun! And somehow strangely familiar...
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png We teachers are the real heroes. Not like those crummy firefighters.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Tell me about it. They have zero pizzazz sliding down their pole.

Princess Pride Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png And welcome back to BrockTalk, with your host, me, Kent Brockman.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png The topic is The Economy: Pro or Con.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png With us is a leading economic analyst, a retired Treasury Secretary, and former middle right square Princess Kashmir.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Princess Kashmir, since you won the three-way coin toss, the first question goes to you.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png What do you think has caused our current economic woes?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Not having enough jobs, not supporting the troops enough, and kids today.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png There you have it, folks! Blatant platitudes, delivered with brazen confidence and a stunning smile.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Ms. Kashmir, have you ever considered a career in doing nothing while people love you for it?
The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 4" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Be a Professional Celebrity ". It takes 8 hours.

Princess Pride Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png The life of a professional celebrity isn't everything I'd hoped it would be.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png How many charity 5Ks can one woman be expected to decline?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Plus the only sports persona that's asked me to marry him has been the Capital City Goofball.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png I miss the simpler days when a woman could be objectified honestly.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png I want to go back to being a dancer!
The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 4" which is to " Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks". It takes 12 hours.

Siren Song Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ms. Kashmir? I'm sorry to interrupt this fan dance mid-fan, but are you an acquaintance of Freddy Quimby?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png That handsome young man with a flashy ride?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Freddy Quimby, ma'am, not me.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png No? Nothing? Alright, fine.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Well if you wouldn't mind, we'd like to ask you some questions down at the station.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png I'm sure this drunken horde of men won't mind me stopping my exotic dance early for the sake of civil justice.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Of course they won't -- drunk young men always respect the law.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Lou, get the riot gear and for the love of god don't let anyone get a hashtag going.
The player receives "Siren Song Pt. 1" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Answer Questions Downtown". It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png At the club, he pretended to twist his ankle and insisted I help him into Moe's.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png But I really think he just wanted a girl on his arm to impress the sad hunchback who owns the bar.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I don't understand why I have to be here for this.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And that's the last time you saw Freddy Quimby that night?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Yes, I hope that helps.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png He and his family seem like such nice people, like American royalty. Commemorative plate stock.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Thank you. And now... just a few more questions.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Sir, you're questioning this girl longer than you questioned that suspected serial killer.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Yeah, but that guy wasn't pretty OR nice.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And he kept saying he was going to use my bones as a wind chime. Probably innocent anyway.

Siren Song Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Chief, there's a problem. I found hundreds of parking tickets in Miss Kashmir's name.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Oh, no, I must have left my car in a loading zone before the meltdown that destroyed the town.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Don't you worry your pretty little head, we'll talk to the judge about them.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png You didn't clear any of those suspected serial killer's parking tickets.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Jeez Lou, didn't know you two were best friends.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Just try not to get any more tickets in the meantime, Ms. Kashmir.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And watch out -- there's a suspected serial killer on the loose.
The player receives "Siren Song Pt. 2" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks". It takes 12 hours.

Siren Song Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I have good news and bad news, Ms. Kashmir.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png The bad news is I couldn't get the tickets dismissed. You have been sentenced to 24 hours of community service.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png What's the good news?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png That I finally got to use the expression "I've got good news and bad news"!
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png First I danced for money.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Then I danced because I was happy.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png And now I dance because I am sad.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png As long as you're dancing!
The player receives "Siren Song Pt. 3" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Dance Around Town". It takes 24 hours.

Calamity Case Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png Wat is this? A letter? Address to French Waiter Un-Deux-Trois Baguette Lane, Tour De France, Springfield.
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png Zut Alors, that's moi!
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png "Dear Monsieur Waiter, today is très important. More important than Bastille Day. For today, we need your help."
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png "We have been informed that you might have information regarding some recent vandalism, or Street Monets as you probably don't call them in France."
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png Sacre Bleu, I must go to the police station immediately!
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png Pierre, please inform the Indoor Cigarette Smoking Club that I will be absent ce soir.
The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 1" which is to "Make French Waiter Answer Questions Downtown". It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Alright, here is the pâté you demanded.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Now what information do you have?
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png This pâté is hardly fresh. And where is my fine bottle of red wine to go with it?

Calamity Case Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png I had heard stories of America's broken justice system, but le truth is far worse.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png The truth is in America we usually just ask you questions while we illegally search your beat-up car.
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png First no wine, and now you sully my Renault! You leave me no choice but to protest.
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png And perhaps to go buy wine.
The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 2" which is to "Make French Waiter Protest". It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ow! You stepped on my foot!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Sir, please sit down, you can't have a protest march in an eight foot by eight foot room.
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png You cannot silence my rights as a Frenchman! This is police brutality!
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Brutality?! You're the one who keeps hurting us!
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png How dare you? Are you calling moi clumsy?!
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Well you kicked me in the neck, and you spilled Eddie's coffee on his face, so yeah.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png You gotta get out of here before anyone gets seriously hurt.
After the task is complete.
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png Boss, deliveryman's here with those rat traps and cooking knives you ordered.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ok, Frenchie, out now!

Calamity Case Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png This is slander! I AM NOT CLUMSY!
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png Could a clumsy man juggle these silver hammers?
The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 3" which is to "Make French Waiter Clumsily Hurt Himself". It takes 12 hours.

Other changes made[edit]

October 12th in-game update ("v4_11_THOH2014_Takedown")[edit]

  • The amount of XP.pngXP awarded when you build the Writers Building was changed from XP.png8,000 to XP.png15,000, and the base cost was raised from Cash.png80,000 to Cash.png150,000.
  • Spooky House now earns Cash.png70 and XP.png7 every 3 hours, its task now "Tanking Local Property Values". The Portal To Rigel 7 earns premium of Cash.png200 and XP.png22 XP "Locking in Chevrons" every 8 hours. Make-a-Thing Workshop earns Cash.png300 and XP.png30 for "Charging People To Build Their Own Stuff" every 24 hours.
  • Rigellian Shrubs or Human Test Subjects can now be sold for Cash.png200 each, but after tapping to sell the item, a different notice to normal appears, reading: "Sell for: 200 Money? You might not be able to buy this item again."
  • Brandine, Disco Stu, and The Yes Guy were moved from the "More Oddballs" character collection to "Oddballs". Mrs. Muntz was moved from "Even More Oddballs" to "More Oddballs".
  • Building base multipliers updated. Level 39 buildings are now at the base rate, levels 40 & 41 at 1.3 times the base rate, level 42 at 1.4 times, level 43 at 1.6 times, level 44 at 2 times, level 45 at 3 times, and levels 46 and 47 at 4 times.

October 13th app update[edit]

  • Removed Halloween features

October 13th in-game update[edit]

  • Removed cash/Spooky House, Rigellian Tribal Hut and Portal to Rigel 7 glitch.