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The Simpsons: Tapped Out "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" episode tie-in content update
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The fifty-first content update, known as the "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" episode tie-in content update, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released in May 16, 2014. It included a skin for Milhouse as a tie-in for the episode "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge". It also added a new friend points level prize, the Cool Lisa skin for Lisa and a new limited premium decoration, "Macaroni's Shed".
Characters
Prizes
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Unlock message
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Cool Lisa
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Friendship Level 8
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Decorations
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Character(s) unlocked when built
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Macaroni's Shed
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Gameplay
Milhouse FTW!
Milhouse FTW! Pt. 1
| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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*Sigh*
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Hey, it's what's-his-name... Glasses McBluehair?
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No, Mr. Simpson. My name is--
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Wait, don't tell me! I totally know you -- you're Lisa's boyfriend, or girlfriend, or something. Uhhh... Martin?
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No, close though.
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Okay, think, Homer. Not Nelson, because he's cool. God, I wish I was Nelson. Okay gotta focus... close to Martin... Comic Book Guy?
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That's not a good guess at all.
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Principal Skinner? Duffman? Lard Lad? The Kiwk-E-Mart?
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My last name is Van Houten.
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...
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Are you sure I know you?
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*Sigh*
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Hey Homer! Whatcha doin'?
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Just messing with Milhouse to cheer him up. He seemed kind of down.
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Sorry to hear that. What's up, kid? Did future Lisa future divorce future you again?
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No, field day is coming up at school and I've already got a closet full of last-place trophies in one of those. I don't know what to do.
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You could rent a storage unit!
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Yeah, I bet you could fit a crapload of last-place trophies in one of those.
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It's fun solving people's problems!
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I think Milhouse actually wants to NOT lose.
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Oh, like win? That's super-hard.
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I'd seriously give the storage unit some thought.
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Come on, guys - let's help him win!
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Do you guys actually now anything about fitness?
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I know "feel the burn" is a thing. And there's something called cardio, which is either good or bad. Also electroyltes, maybe?
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Listen to Professor Jack Lalanne over here!
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Maybe I should just look up fitness on the internet.
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The inter-what-now?
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The internet. It's where I learned about the Civil war, dinosaurs, my parent's divorce, my parents getting back togheter...
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...the tidal wave approaching Springfield, the assassination of Trotsky---
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They assassinated Trotsky?!
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There were dinosaurs?!
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I'm gonna go do an internet search for "rock-hard male bodies."
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Just make sure safe search is on with that one.
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| The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Milhouse Research Fitness on the Internet". It takes 6 hours.
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Milhouse FTW! Pt. 2
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I think we were really close to helping Morton.
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Totally! You should have kept saying science words.
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I kind of ran out.
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Hello, did I hear my name?
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Yeah, like a million lines ago. It's nothing, it was a joke.
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Hey, here's Milhouse now. How did the web surfing go?
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Pretty good. The internet is a weird place, but it sure has products to buy. Can I borrow your credit card, Mr. Simpson?
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I don't see why not. Knock yourself out.
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This card says "Todd Flanders."
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Well I'm not gonna give you my "Ned Flanders" card! You're just not ready for that flexible spending limit.
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| The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 2" which is to "Make Milhouse Order Unnecessary Fitness Gadgets". It takes 4 hours.
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Alright! My stuff is here already. Physical fitness, here I come!
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Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3
| After tapping on Fit™ Milhouse's exclamation mark
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This outfit is great! It's like I got a little fitter just putting it on!
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Now for that important part of getting in shape... choosing a sports drink.
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YARR! How about a salty treat from the deep to quench that thirst? Allow me to introduce...
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Captain McAllister's very own Obesotade!
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Who's Captain McAllister
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That's me. Sea Captain, Captain McAllister. Same thing. Same guy.
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I've never heard anyone call you Captain McAllister.
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YAR. You're not making this into something it's not. My last name is McAllister — Captain McAllister, who is a sea captain.
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I sell a product. It's effective. You should buy some.
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Okay, tell me more, Mister McAllister.
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Not Mister, Captain. Mine is the only brine-based sports drink scientifically guaranteed to make you lose weight be peeing out more water than you take in.
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Even as a naïve ten-year old, I question that as a fitness strategy.
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And how many whales have you killed?
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Two.
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Shiver me timbers, that's two more than me.
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Listen, my lad, the only question you need to ask yourself is which color you'd prefer. Will it be goat-urine yellow or rigor-mortis blue?
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If you promise to go away afterwards, I'll take a gallon of both. And here's my credit card.
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Ah yes, Todd Flanders. I sold a barrel of grog to your father Ned just yesterday.
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He's fatter and balder than I remember, but aren't we all?
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| The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Guzzle Sports Drinks". It takes 12 hours.
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Milhouse FTW! Pt. 4
| After tapping on Fit™ Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Now that I've bought a bunch of stuff on the internet, guzzled copious amount of sugary sea water...
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...and been to the hospital for acute kidney failure, I guess I'd better get exercising.
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| The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 4" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Work it!". It takes 24 hours.
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Feel the burn, Milhouse! Feel the burn!!
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Milhouse is getting in shape. Just like tapping through all the dialogue in this update got your finger in shape.
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Can Milhouse actually pull this 'fitness' thing off? Find out on this Sunday's episode of The Simpsons, 8/7 on FOX!
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Lugash see chubby American boy making silly moves in outdated exercising clothes!
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Look who's taking! You smoke, you drink a bottle of vodka a day...
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...you've never seen a vegetable, and your heart is mostly translated pig valves.
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How you know these things?
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They're written on your brochure and you have them tattooed on your back.
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That was crazy night. Never drink and redo brochure.
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When you are ready to stop silly girl moves and become best, come to gym.
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*Gasp* You mean you're offering to be my own personal trainer?
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Yes, but for a price. Lugash is premium!
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Is Milhouse tough enough to handle Lugash's training regime? Complete Lugash's "The Cranky Man Can" storyline to find out!
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Cool Intentions
Cool Intentions Pt. 1
| After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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Okay, I've got cool clothes, a slouchy walk and I've rehearsed a "cool kid" dialect.
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I will scientifically determine if a self-described "nerd" can be perceived as "cool" simply by emulating a cool kid.
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| The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 1" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Be Cool". It takes 60 minuts.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Uh, you know... like, whatever.
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Right on!
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He responded with slang. I'm in!
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Cool Intentions Pt. 2
| After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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Amazing! Cool kids have actually come to my house to hang out. I'll finally get to see what "hanging out" is...
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Who knew all I had to do was act uninterested in everything to make kids interested in me!
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| The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 2" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Hang with Cool Kids". It takes 8 hours.
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Hey, Lisa. Whose room is this? It looks like some brainiac sax player who's really into medieval stuff.
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Oh, that's my dorky brother Bartholomew's room. Also, that stuff is from the Renaissance.
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Whatever, doesn't matter, I certainly don't think of them as two distinct time periods.
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Cool Intentions Pt. 3
| After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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While no one is looking, I'll catch up on some studying just so my grades don't suffer.
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Oh, who am I kidding, I miss it. C'mere, books!
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| The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 3" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Sneak in Some Homework". It takes 12 hours.
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Cool Intentions Pt. 4
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...and then Lisa rigged the weather balloon so when it floated up it said "Skinner has a big butt". She's so cool!
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What?! That was my prank! Lisa cannot be cool. There is only room for one cool kid in this family.
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Lisa! I challenge you to a skateboarding contest. Let's find out who the really cool kid is ...really.
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Hah! Lisa's going to, like, destroy you. She once jumped Springfield Gorge on her skateboard, right Lisa?
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Something like that. But yeah, I, um, shred.
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| The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse", "Make Bart Skateboard", and "Make Cool Lisa Attempt to Skateboard". It takes 4 hours.
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Didn't even break a sweat. When you're cool, your body doesn't have to regulate its temperature through perspiration.
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*sigh* There goes my popularity. Well, it was fun while it lasted.
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Wait!! Before the race, I saw Bart drink a whole Squishee – Extreme Kiwi Flavor!
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Performance-enhancing beverages aren't cool, man. Only lame-wads "juice".
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Big deal!! Everyone does it...
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Sorry, Lame-O, you're disqualified! Lisa wins!
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Woo hoo! Is it cool to rub things in your opponent's face?
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It's super cool!
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In your face, Bart!
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Cool Intentions Pt. 5
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Hey Bart, how does it feel being a social outcast?
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Haha, good one Lisa!
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You got made fun of, by a girl!
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HA HA!
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In years to come, we'll all remember Lisa's epic dis!
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Actually, I was just asking as part of my research. Wow these kids really eat up cruelty. But their praise is so addictive...
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| The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 5" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Heckle Bart During Recess". It takes 12 hours.
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...and that's is why your farts smell like boogers!
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Another zinger. Kinda complicated, but a zinger nonetheless.
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Lisa, we've done a lot of mean things to each other over the years... but this is a new low.
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Hah! I think he's going to cry!
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*groan* I don't feel so cool right now.
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Cool Intentions Pt. 6
| After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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How could I do that to Bart, I, of all people, know how awful it feels to be excluded.
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Oh my God, I have gone from cool girl to mean girl! How did that happen?
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Er. Guys. You know what's REALLY cool?
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A T-Rex with a jetpack?
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Well, yes. But you know what's even cooler? Being nice to lame kids like my brother.
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I get it. We act like we think they're human too. Like we're not better than them!
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Exactly! Let's all hang out at Krusty Burger. If we all split a small order of fries we can hang out all day.
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| The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 6" which is to "Make Bart Hang Out at Krusty Burger" and "Make Cool Lisa Hang Out at Krusty Burger". It takes 24 hours.
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Hey, Lis, thanks for inviting me to hang out with you. It really meant a lot.
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What? I can't hear you because cool kids don't get mushy in public.
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Whatever.
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Lugash-sthetics
Lugash-sthetics Pt. 1
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If it isn't boy slug! You finally decided you want look like Dragomir, ancient Slavonic God of fitness?
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I'd actually like to look like a STRAIGHT version of Dragomir.
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Haha, good joke. Never joke about Dragomir again. So, you will come to Lugash's gym and train until you cry salty tears of joy?
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Bring it, chump. You heard me.
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| The player receives "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lugash Bring Milhouse to Tears". It takes 8 hours.
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....48.....49.....50! *Huff*....*wheeze*...so....tired.....feel like...vomiting.
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WHAT?! You only walk up staircase leading to gymnasium! The fun is not beginning yet!
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Lugash-sthetics Pt. 2
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The sight of chubby American boy, flabby little legs and soft buttery arms fill Lugash with UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE!
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Good thing anger management make Lugash more understanding.
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Lugash use pain management technique, focus on positive reinforcement, avoid more prison time.
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Instead of pain, Lugash promise you nice home made meal...
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Yes, hello, sorry to intrude, but did someone say "meal?" Because I'm a big fan.
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Get out. See, Milhouse, that is what you will become if you not get in shape.
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I'm big-boned.
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You are FAT-boned, and fat everything-elsed. Anger returning, not so managed now. Go away.
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Enough chit-chat, boy slug! Time for your first 10-kilometer sprint!
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Kilometer? What's that? Do you mean mile?
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NO! LUGASH MEAN KILOMETER! Lugash civilized and only accept metric units of measurement! Now start running before Lugash prod you with fifty-centimeter electric cattle fork!
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| The player receives "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 2" which is to "Make Milhouse Hide from Lugash in Fear". It takes 24 hours.
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Lugash-sthetics Pt. 3
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Oh look! Here is chubby American boy! Why you hide from Lugash when Lugash only mean well?
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I'm sorry Lugash. I don't know what came over me.
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Liar, you killing time because you no want exercise. Now get to running before old friend cattle prod say hello again!
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| The player receives "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 3" which is to "Make Milhouse Put in Some Honest Effort (x4)". It takes 8 hours.
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You doing well! Lugash almost proud! That closest Lugash ever get to actual proud. Okay, no rest, do again.
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Lugash-sthetics Pt. 4
| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Lugash's exercise regime has me looking as ripped as Rip Van Winkle!
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Didn't he just sleep for 20 years?
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Yes. And that's why I'll be turning out the lights when I'm taking 'the new me' selfies for posting on Springface.
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| The player receives "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 4" which is to "Make Milhouse Post Selfies to Springface". It takes 1 hour.
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