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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Valentine's Day 2016 content update

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117 "Tailgate and Daily Challenges System"
118
"Valentine's Day 2016"
"World's Largest Redwood" 119
Event Store One Panel.
Event Icon.
Gil Deal Panel.
Event Guide.
Event Ending Guide.
"It's a holiday miracle: the holidays are finally over!
But with the Simpson family now complete, what will be their next adventure in Springfield?
Will romance blossom?
Will Homer finally “take-off” on his own?
Will anyone answer these questions? Anyone? Please?
Stay tuned and find out!
"
―Event teaser on the App Store

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Valentine's Day 2016 content update was released on February 10, 2016 and is the one hundred and eighteenth content update. It was teased by EA on the App Store on January 19, 2016. On February 9, 2016, the iTunes background of the game was changed to pink and the banner was changed. It included 2 new characters, 3 new buildings, 2 new buildings skins and a decoration. It included items as a tie-in to the episode Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4, the Valentine's Cooling Towers, Mona, the Coconut Babaloo and the Starline Commander, which also appeared in Barthood. It unlocks by reaching Level 9.

Characters[edit]

Image Name Cost Unlock message Notes
Mona Simpson.png Mona Simpson Prize Mona Unlock.png Tie-in to Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4.
Unlocked by completing The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 5.
Becky Mad Marge.png Becky Becky Unlock.png Unlocked with Der Krazy Kraut.

Returning[edit]

Image Name Cost Unlock message Notes Returns from
Mindy Simmons.png Mindy Tapped Out Mindy New Character.png Unlocked with Madame Chao's. Valentine's Day 2014 and Valentine's Day 2015
Maude's ghost.png Maude Donut Tapped Out.png90 Tapped Out Maude New Character.png Unlocked with Gypsy Fortune Teller Shop
if not previously unlocked.
Purchasable after starting
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 3.
Treehouse of Horror XXIV and "Day of Future Future"

Buildings[edit]

Image Name Costs Building time Task Notes
Coconut Babaloo.png Coconut Babaloo Prize 6s Closing Soon Tie-in to Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4.
Unlocked by completing The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 1.
TSTO Der Krazy Kraut.png Der Krazy Kraut Donut Tapped Out.png150 Schnitzeling Wieners Unlocks Becky.
She-She Lounge.png She-She Lounge Donut Tapped Out.png60 Cleaning Lipstick Off Glasses

Skins[edit]

Image Name Costs Notes
Renovated Coconut Babaloo.png Renovated Coconut Babaloo Prize Tie-in to Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4.
Unlocked by completing The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 3.
Valentine's Cooling Towers.png Valentine's Cooling Towers Donut Tapped Out.png25 Tie-in to Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4.

Returning[edit]

Image Name Costs Building time Task Notes Returns from
Phineas Q. Butterfat's Tapped Out.png Phineas Q. Butterfat's Donut Tapped Out.png80 6s Causing Cavities Valentine's Day 2013,
Valentine's Day 2014
and Valentine's Day 2015
Howard's Flowers Tapped Out.png Howard's Flowers Donut Tapped Out.png70 Capitalizing on Insecure Relationships
Tapped Out Up, Up and Buffet!.png Up, Up and Buffet! Donut Tapped Out.png90 Taking Low Standards to New Heights Valentine's Day 2014
and Valentine's Day 2015
Tapped Out Madame Chao's.png Madame Chao's Donut Tapped Out.png145 Serenading Uncomfortable Couples Unlocks Mindy.
Fortune Teller Tapped Out.png Gypsy Fortune Teller Shop Donut Tapped Out.png150 Putting curses on Non-paying Customers Unlocks Maude.
Purchasable after starting
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 3.
Treehouse of Horror XXIV, "Day of Future Future" and Treehouse of Horror XXV

Decorations[edit]

Image Name Costs Notes
Starline Commander.png Starline Commander Prize Tie-in to Barthood.
Unlocked by completing The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 4.

Returning[edit]

Image Name Costs Returns from
Tapped Out Valentine's Tree.png Valentine's Tree Cash.png760 Valentine's Day 2013, Valentine's Day 2014 and Valentine's Day 2015
Tapped Out Cozy Hammock.png Cozy Hammock Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train.png I Choo-Choo Choose You Train Donut Tapped Out.png50
Tapped Out Cherub Topiary.png Cherub Topiary Cash.png3,500
Tapped Out Valentine's Pond.png Valentine's Pond Cash.pngFREE on Valentine's Day
Tapped Out Rose Bush.png Rose Bush Harvest at Cletus's Farm Valentine's Day 2013 and Valentine's Day 2014
Tapped Out cherubbirdbath.png Cherub Bird Bath Donut Tapped Out.png10 Valentine's Day 2014
Tapped Out Lovely Flowercart.png Lovely Flower Cart Prize
Unlocked by completing
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 2.
Velentine's Balloons.png Valentine's Balloons Donut Tapped Out.png5
Tapped Out Love Fence.pngTapped Out Love Fence1.pngTapped Out Love Fence2.png Lovely Fence [x20] Bundle of Love
Donut Tapped Out.png50
Tapped Out Lovely Gazebo.png Lovely Gazebo [x2]
Tapped Out Lovely Fountain.png Fountain Of Love
Tapped Out Lovely Lampost.png Lovely Lampost [x5]
Tapped Out Love Bench.png Love Bench [x5]
Tapped Out Animatronic Bears.png Animatronic Bears Donut Tapped Out.png50 Valentine's Day 2015
Sir Love A-Lot.png Sir Love-A-Lot Donut Tapped Out.png20

Early Access[edit]

The "Early Access" feature was first implemented in the "Clown in the Dumps" episode tie-in, to let players at a lower level, Level 6, get limited-time access to higher-level items. Krusty's Mansion, Krustylu Studios (both "Clown in the Dumps"), Springfield Clamphitheater (Level 46), the Chalk Outlines (Level 49), Shorty's and Lovejoy Residence (Level 50), Forgotten Grave and Monroe Tombstone (Level 51), Springfield YMCA and Vulcano Pizza (Level 52), Stacy Dream House, Stiletto Sculpture and Lisa Lionheart Display (Level 53), Powers House and Homer's Ballet (Level 54), Powell Motors and Powell Mansion (Level 55), Springfield Gorge and Stunt Bike (Level 56), Maison Derrière and Old Gray Mare (Level 57), Plato's Republic Casino, Platos Republic Column, Plato's Republic Fountain, Platos Republic Sign, Jockey Chalk Outline and Rigellian Chalk Outline (Level 58) and Springfield Museum and Big T Tree (Level 59) have received this feature.

Image Name Cost Store
Tapped Out Springfield Museum.png Springfield Museum Donut Tapped Out.png150 SF Museum Early Access.png

Item Origins[edit]

Item Episode
Mona Recurring
Becky It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge, Old Yeller-Belly, The Simpsons Movie, The Burns and the Bees, The Fool Monty
Mindy The Last Temptation of Homer, Another Simpsons Clip Show, King-Size Homer, Team Homer, The Twisted World of Marge Simpson, Mountain of Madness,
Sweets and Sour Marge, Dark Knight Court, The Simpsons Movie, Brick Like Me, My Fare Lady (opening sequence)
Maude (ghost) Treehouse of Horror XIII (opening sequence), Holidays of Future Passed, Them, Robot (couch gag), Moho House, Haw-Haw Land, Flanders' Ladder
Phineas Q. Butterfat's Lisa's Pony, Radio Bart, Homer Alone, The Boy Who Knew Too Much, King-Size Homer, The Homer They Fall,
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge, The Bart Wants What It Wants, Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge,
The Ziff Who Came to Dinner, You Kent Always Say What You Want, Beware My Cheating Bart, The Kid Is All Right, Haw-Haw Land
Howard's Flowers Some Enchanted Evening, Wedding for Disaster, Replaceable You (mentioned), Holidays of Future Passed, At Long Last Leave
Up, Up and Buffet! Natural Born Kissers
Madame Chao's The Last Temptation of Homer
Gypsy Fortune Teller Shop Treehouse of Horror XII - "Hex and the City"
I Choo-Choo Choose You Train I Love Lisa
Animatronic Bears Trash of the Titans
Sir Love-A-Lot
Valentine's Cooling Towers Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4
Coconut Babaloo
Der Krazy Kraut It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
She-She Lounge Fear of Flying
Starline Commander Barthood, Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4
Valentine's Tree The Simpsons: Tapped Out exclusive
Valentine's Pond
Cozy Hammock
Cherub Topiary
Rose Bush
Cherub Bird Bath
Lovely Flower Cart
Lovely Fence
Lovely Gazebo
Fountain Of Love
Valentine's Balloons
Lovely Lampost
Love Bench

Gameplay[edit]

Valentine's Forgotten Favors[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What's that you're making, sweetie? A heart-shaped card? A box of chocolates?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh no!!!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, did you forget Valentine's Day again?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid February. Why can't you be cool, like March? I never get yelled at for forgetting Purim.
Task: Make Homer "Purchase" Valentine's Gifts (6s, Simpson Home)
After tapping on Do It:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Homer, you've got four days*.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's nowhere near enough time for all the stuff I wasn't planning to do!
*: February 10: four days - February 11: three days - February 12: two days - February 13: another day - February 14–17: the two messages won't appear.
On job end:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, you stole our presents for Mom?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, this is serious. Love isn't some game – love is about scoring points to earn meaningless rewards.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Plus, you've owed me a favor for a long time for creating you. I'm finally calling it in.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Let's see what Mom has to say about it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You can't tell your mother! It would break her heart, and Valentine's Day is all about making your parents happy.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, your dad's on the phone. He says he'd love for you to visit soon.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Pfft, I'll pay attention to him when they invent a Father's Day.
VD2016 Event Guide.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Golden Age of Swingers[edit]

The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Valentine's Forgotten Favors:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Who needs a good-for-nothing son to have a good-for-something time? Jasper, remember the Coconut Babaloo?
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Sure do. Best hemorrhoid cream in all of Springfield.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png It was a nightclub.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Sure was. Best nightclub in all of Springfield.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Until they closed it down for no good reason... after all those unsolved stabbings.
Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon.png Ah, I remember it well. The wail of the jazz band, the jangle of the roulette wheel, the screams from the back alley.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png We could have that again!
Tapped Out Molloy Icon.png I'm afraid my stabbing days are behind me. Oh, you meant the nightclub.
System Message Recruit Molloy to earn double Valentine's rewards!
VD2016 Molloy Message.pngVD2016 Pt. 1.png

Task: Make Skinner Take Shelter From His Mother (3h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts [x6]
On job started:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Principal Skinner? Normally this storm drain is where I hide from YOU!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png It's Mother. She's been reminiscing about past conquests a lot lately.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Like Grampa's war stories?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Well there certainly were a lot of sailors involved.
System Message Tune into this week's Simpsons to see what Springfield gets up to for Valentine's Day! Sunday 8/7 Central on FOX!
VD2016 Tie-in.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 2[edit]

After completing The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png The Babaloo, returned to its former glory! A nightclub of this caliber deserves a fitting opening.
Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon.png I'm happy to drop my pants and croon “The Old Gray Mare.” TV Guide once called my act “9/8pm Central.”
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Not to butt in, but given the season, how about making it a Valentine's Day Grand Opening?
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png That would give me a chance to show off my senior citizen-specific candy hearts!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png “Don't Replace Me Like a Hip”, “Widow Me Not”? These seem awfully bleak.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png You should see the ones I cut.
VD2016 Pt. 2.png
Task: Make Martin Set Up the Flower Cart (3h, Coconut Babaloo)
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts [x8]
On 1st job started:
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png I couldn't help but notice you were preparing for a Valentine's shindig! Might I offer my meager assistance?
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Sure thing, little eunuch boy. You can set up this cart.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Behold these bountiful bouquets of floral favors! How did you achieve such vibrant colors?
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Crushed my pills in their water. I can't feel my feet, but it was worth it.
On 2nd job started:
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Seymour, go dry the grass! You know how I feel about dew -- it's just rain too lazy to fall.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Sometimes the way you treat me makes me want to give you a piece of my mind.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Wah wah, why don't you write down your touchy feelings.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I did. In this Valentine's card. Would you be my Valentine?
On job end:
System Message Visit the Valentine's store to romance up your Springfield!
VD2016 Visit Store Message.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 3[edit]

After completing The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png At this rate, by the time we finish the Babaloo we'll be dead. Or, even worse, older.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Why not ask for help? People love caring for, visiting, and feeding carrots to the elderly. No wait, I'm thinking of petting zoos.
Tapped Out Molloy Icon.png Pfft, the elderly being ignored is why I turned to crime in the first place.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hmm. If I agree to help, will you teach me how to steal things?
Tapped Out Molloy Icon.png Okay. But first you have to go through the long process of losing your respect for the law.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sorry, what was that? I got distracted pouring sugar into these gas tanks.
Tapped Out Molloy Icon.png You're ready.
VD2016 Pt. 3.png
Task: Make Bart Steal Candy From Occupied Adults (3h, Coconut Babaloo)
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts [x10]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 4[edit]

After completing The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png A beaut! Just as I remember it.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Minus the muggers, drunk bums, and ladies of the night.
Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon.png I don't know about the first two but I don't mind standing in for the third.
Tapped Out Molloy Icon.png Now we just need to drum up some lovely dates. Shall we do it the old fashioned way?
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png You mean tell them we're Pinkerton agents with incriminating evidence against their husbands?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Not that old fashioned! I meant having a nice ride.
VD2016 Pt. 4.png
Task: Make Grampa Steal Keys From the Valets (3h, Coconut Babaloo)
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts [x12]
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Hey, these are MY old car keys! Haven't seen the old girl in years.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Not since gambling her away. I bet it all on red.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Who knew the Commies were gonna lose the Cold War?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 5[edit]

After completing The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png The Babaloo is ready, the stars are out, and we're finally together.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Where have you been all these years, my chrome beauty?
Tapped Out Starline Commander Icon.png *honk honk*
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Hong Kong? You lucky jet-setter. Tell me everything.
VD2016 Pt. 5.png
Task: Make Grampa Rendezvous With His Car (3h, Starline Commander)
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts [x15]
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Doesn't it warm the cockles of your heart to see senior citizens dancing the night away, awash in romance?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png My cockles are ice cold, thank you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Old people's love should be reserved for grandkids and voting in local elections.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Or for lying in hospital beds wired to machines, like God intended.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, I think it's sweet. Love has no age requirements.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Just like this club. Whiskey and coke, please!
VD2016 Event Ending.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Dagnabbit! I was so busy joyriding down memory lane I missed the dance.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Now everyone's either in bed with their sweetie or their ventilator.
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
Hi, Abe.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Yikes! It's a g-g-g-g-girl I used to be married to!
Task: Make Mona Surprise Grampa (8h, Retirement Castle, Grampa)
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
I'm sorry if I scared you, Abe.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png You can't just show up without a warning after being dead for years. At least rattle some chains first, or show up in the back of a photo!
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
I left you messages in the shower steam.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I thought those were from my male nurse! I guess he's not as into me as I thought.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mona's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
Abe, is something wrong?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png There's something I've wanted to ask you for years.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Do you know where my stash of underwear magazines is? I've looked everywhere.
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
That's what you say to your wife after all these years?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Ex-wife. But that makes you not my wife... which is pretty attractive.
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
Oh, Abe. Just shut up and dance with me.
Task: Make Mona Have a Valentine's Dance (4h, Coconut Babaloo, Grampa)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
I wish this night could last forever.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Is that something you can do? I know ghosts have powers like walking through walls and turning into wolves during full moons.
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
I think you're a little confused, Abe.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Damn right I am. I'm talking to a ghost!
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
Good bye, Abe. It was nice seeing you again -- I'm sorry this is it.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png *sigh* If only I could bring her back to life.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png OR... I'll just shuffle off this mortal coil. That makes a lot more sense!
Task: Make Grampa Run His Car in the Garage (4h, Starline Commander)
Task: Make Mona Complain About the Living (4h, Brown House)
If the user has Maude: Task: Make Mona Complain About the Living (4h, Brown House, Maude)
On job start:
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
How do you deal with it, Maude? It seems like all the living want to do these days is talk to the dead.
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png Tell me about it. Is there a heaven? A hell? Which religion is right? What does the face of God look like...
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
Two heavens, three hells, Zoroastrianism, and glasses with a moustache.
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png And then you get home and it's even more questions via Ouija -- the T-9 texting of the afterlife.
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
My only respite is hanging out with Abe, although I wish we could do something other than make pottery.
System Message Pick up Maude Flanders and the Gypsy Fortune Teller's shop in the store now, to find out what Mona and Maude get up to!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Is that you, Death? With that pale, hideous face and hunched back?
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Nope, just me. You really know how to make a guy feel like a million bucks.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Dang it! Great work, Detroit. Next time I try to kill myself, I'm going with a Japanese car.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png You may have won this round, Grim Reaper, but I'll be dead soon enough! Then we'll see who the winner really is!
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Have you considered throwing yourself off a building? Clean and simple. Well, maybe just simple.
Task: Make Grampa Make an Ally of Gravity (8h, King Homer's Skyscraper or Retirement Castle)
Note: If the King Homer's Skyscraper disappears, just select it in Edit Mode and turn it. It'll reappear. It's a bug with the turned building.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Ugh, stairs. *pant* Nature's broken escalator.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Hmm, my arm's numb. Well I guess that's one less body part to worry about hurting when I jump.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png ARGHH!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Did it work? Am I in the great hereafter?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Grampa, are you OK? You had a heart attack!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png The boy's here? Hmm, heaven must be getting lax on entrance requirements.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png No Grampa, you're still alive. But you gave us quite a scare.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Sorry, I just wanted to find a way to be with my Mona.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But, Dad, you can't die!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Who would babysit the kids?
Task: Make Simpsons Convince Grampa to Carry On [x3] (8h, Springfield General Hospital or Retirement Castle
Characters: Homer, Lisa, Bart, Marge
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Mona's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
Your family's right, you know -- they still need you.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png They only visit when they want to park in a handicapped spot or when Homer wants to check in on his backup kidneys.
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
What about the kids? They love you.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png The boy steals my stuff, the girl treats me like community service, and the baby… she knows what she did.
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
Oh come on, you can't be mad at a baby.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png That baby once shot a man!
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
I'll make you a deal -- be nice to them, and I'll be nice to you.
Task: Make Mona Feed the Birds with Grampa (8h, Benches, Grampa)
On job start:
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
Abe, please. I don't want you to kill yourself.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Because you love me too much to see me die?
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
No, because I think I'd go crazy if I had to spend eternity with you.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Why can't you be more like that friendly ghost? What's his name... Jasper.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png I'm not dead! So stop taking my stuff!
On job end:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Looks like Grampa stopped trying to off himself.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yeah, he's doing great! Except for the very long conversations he has with himself.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And when he wraps his arms around himself and starts kissing them.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Valentine's Day[edit]

After the user logs in on February 14th at 8am GMT:
System Message It's not really Valentine's day until you get a rose!
Valentine's Day 2016 Message.png
Quest reward: 1 Valentine's Pond

Premium Gameplay[edit]

The Maude in the Machine[edit]

The Maude in the Machine Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Maude's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png It's nice to have another ghost around the place. Finally, I can have a conversation that doesn't end with the other person running away screaming.
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
Thanks, Maude. In life, we probably wouldn't have gotten along. But in death, well... beggars can't be choosers.
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png That's the spirit! Oh, my first ghost pun. You really bring out my naughty side.
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
Maybe you could help me out a bit? Show me the gallows ropes, so to speak.
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png Of course. This will be fun. Just like rush week at the convent!
Task: Make Maude Teach Mona About Being a Ghost (4h, Gypsy Fortune Teller Shop or Brown House, Mona)
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png The main thing to keep in mind is if you ever hear “Who you gonna call?” run for it.
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png And vacuums and dustbusters are not your friend.
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
What about Roombas?
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png They're fine, as long as they don't flip over.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Maude in the Machine Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mona's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
So Maude, do you ever regret all those Sundays you spent in church?
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png I don't know. Do you regret all those Sundays you spent sinning and trying to overthrow our good Christian government?
Tapped Out Mona Icon.png
Hey! We ended up in the same place -- you can't act all "holier than thou."
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png You're right.
Tapped Out Maude Icon.png Unless I can find a way to still be holier than thou...
Task: Make Maude Build a Church in Heaven (24h, First Church of Springfield)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Solitary Sapphoholics[edit]

She-She Lounge Placement[edit]

After buying She-She Lounge:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You'd think all those lady lumberjacks and softball players would appreciate proper fire safety!

Solitary Sapphoholics Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png Finally! A bar where I can drink without being bothered by men leering at me.
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png Because I'll be the one doing the leering.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Except you can't leer if there's no one there. There's not even a slam poet to appreciate that rhyme.
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png I'll just advertise on Springface, something tasteful. How many o's are there in bootylicious?
Task: Make Patty Advertise the She-She Lounge on Springface (8h, Spinster City Apartments)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Solitary Sapphoholics Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png Wow – it worked! I haven't seen so many women in one spot since the cat shelter made that poorly phrased flyer.
Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon.png
Sorry, miss, tonight we're only letting in lipstick lesbians, butches, femmes, stems, dykes, hasbians, LUGs, and pillow queens.
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png So when am I allowed in?
Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon.png
Beef Jerky Wednesdays. Maybe you should try Moe's instead.
Task: Make Springfielders Party at the She-She Lounge [x6] (4h, She-She Lounge)
Excluded Characters: Patty, Youngsters
Task: Make Patty Drink at Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Gil Offer[edit]

After the user logs in on February 10th and tapping on Gil's Der Krazy Kraut Tapped Out VD2016 Gil Mark.png mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I hate when the Kwik-E-Mart gets shut down for health code violations. Now where can I get my hot dog with a side of tail?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Why, I couldn't help but overhear your predicament, fella. This dumpster has excellent acoustics.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png If meat is what you're after, I have a German fast food restaurant that I'd love to get off my hands.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I mean sell or they'll cut off my hands. I owe some very vicious people a lot of money.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Stupid Gil! When will I learn -- only put up internal organs as collateral.
VD2016 Gil Deal.png

Offer declined[edit]

Tapped Out Gil Icon.png No? Oh dear, some very mean people are going to be mad at me.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png They'll probably make me work in one of their banana republics. Fingers crossed, they meant the store.

Offer accepted[edit]

Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Wow! A sale!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I only wish my dear mother was alive. So I could rub this in her face.

Far From the Madding Kraut[edit]

Far From the Madding Kraut Pt.1[edit]

After tapping on Becky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Becky Kraut Icon.png
Welcome to the Krazy Kraut, home of the Wurst Sausage! Can I take your order?
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Whoa, Becky! I can't believe it's you. Wait, maybe it isn't you. What type of mushrooms were in that panini?
Tapped Out Becky Kraut Icon.png
Otto? It's really me. I'm a fast food cashier now, but I'm working freelance. Which is business slang for no benefits.
Tapped Out Becky Kraut Icon.png
You're not here to propose then abandon me are you? Because you already did that.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png How forgetful do you think I am?... Whoa, Becky, is that you?
Task: Make Becky Work at Der Krazy Kraut (8h, Der Krazy Kraut)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Far From the Madding Kraut Pt.2[edit]

After tapping on Becky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
Hi Marge! Homer. Kids.
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
I'm back in town so I just thought I'd drop by and remind you all that I still have a key to your house.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But… you don't have a shovel, right?
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
No, my grave digging days are over. I'm into grave robbing now.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Emily Post is a little unclear on attempted murderers. So I guess I'll invite you in for tea... but not sandwiches.
Task: Make Becky Join Marge for Tea (2h, Simpson Home, Marge)
On job start:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png So, what have you been up to? Got a husband and kids of your own to freak out?
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
No husband yet. I've kinda got a kid but it turns out that legally once you sell the eggs, they aren't yours, no matter how many times you try to pick them up from soccer.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Have you considered giving Otto a second chance?
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
Maybe. My guru slash juice salesmen says I need to try more experiences, and more juices.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'll let you in on a little secret that has saved my marriage hundreds of times: forgive, forget, and forge their signature.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Far From the Madding Kraut Pt.3[edit]

After tapping on Becky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Becky Kraut Icon.png
Welcome to the Krazy Kraut! Home of the-- Otto? What do you want?
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png I thought me and you could take a break at 4:20, you know. How about it?
Tapped Out Becky Kraut Icon.png
It's 9:15 am, Otto.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png We could visit my friend MJ.
Tapped Out Becky Kraut Icon.png
Sure, but can we get high first?
Task: Make Becky Goof Off (4h, Der Krazy Kraut)
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
This is nice, Otto. I miss hanging out.
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
It's been a while since I could just be myself with someone, especially since my cat became internet famous.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Whoa! Meowly Cyrus on the Internet is THAT Meowly Cyrus?
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
Just because she pays the rent doesn't mean I should have to use the litter box!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Far From the Madding Kraut Pt.4[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Becky, our last interaction went so well, why don't you come over for dinner tonight?
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
What's the catch? You're not trying to set me up or anything, are you?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Of course not! The only strings attached at this dinner will be the ones holding the roast together.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mom, she clearly doesn't want to be set up. Are you sure this is OK?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Lisa, don't meddle in other people's meddling.
Task: Make Becky Visit the Simpsons for Dinner (8h, Simpson Home)
Task: Make the Simpsons Join Becky for Dinner [x4] (8h, Simpson Home)
Characters: Bart, Homer, Grampa, Lisa, Maggie, Marge, Mona
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Sorry I'm late – I got distracted. Did you know you can play music with the iTunes visualizer?
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
Otto, what are you doing here?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Otto's here! What a surprise! Why don't you take a seat where your place card is?
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
I see what's going on... You're still as crazy as ever, Marge.
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
I don't WANT your family! I don't WANT to kill you in an unfortunate baking accident. I don't WANT to have spent years studying Hansel and Gretel for human baking tips.
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
And I absolutely don't WANT to be manipulated into marriage just to feed your insecurities! Bye Felicia!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Far From the Madding Kraut Pt.5[edit]

After tapping on Becky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Babe, I'm sorry. You know I can't say no to free food. I live an anti-D.A.R.E lifestyle. Just say yes!
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png But I'd rather be hot and heavy for you than hot for heavy metal.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Just for the chance to listen to your voice, I'd listen to ska, country, polka... even indie rock.
Tapped Out Becky Icon.png
What about dubstep? Lately, I've been all about dropping the beat.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png I've dropped a lot of stuff over the years. I can try "the beat".
Task: Make Becky Dance with Otto (4h, Der Krazy Kraut)
If the user owns Otto: Task: Make Becky Dance with Otto (4h, Der Krazy Kraut, Otto)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Valentine's Cooling Towers Placement[edit]

After buying Valentine's Cooling Towers:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, why are people snickering at our giant hearts on the cooling towers? Can't anyone get into the spirit of Valentine's Day?
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I'm afraid it's my fault, Mr. Burns. Because of my... orientation.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png No sense of direction, eh? We'll just bring in some brawny mountain men to teach you.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png *gulp* As enticing as that sounds, I mean I'm... not quite straight.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Can't have a crooked employee on my watch! We'll get a few muscled male masseuses to straighten you out.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png *double gulp*

Dates[edit]

Stage Start End
Event February 10th at 9pm GMT February 17th at 8am GMT
Valentine's Day
Free Valentine's Pond
Bundle of Love
February 14th at 8am GMT February 15th at 8am GMT
Maude and Gypsy Fortune Teller Shop February 10th at 9pm GMT February 24th at 8am GMT

Jobs[edit]

Character Job Location Part
Freemium: VD2016 Hearts.png1 - Premium: VD2016 Hearts.png2
Skinner Take Shelter From His Mother Kwik-E-Mart 1
Bart
Milhouse
Janey
Avoid Old People Stories
Malloy Recount Tales of His Heists Retirement Castle
Simpson Home
Grampa
Old Jewish Man
Jasper
Recount Tales of His Youth
Agnes Recount Tales of Her Youth
Martin Setup the Flower Cart Coconut Babaloo 2
Molloy Find Silverware for the Tables
Grampa Check the Plumbing Works
Skinner Polish the Floor
Agnes Spread Bowls of Potpourri
Ned Fix Up the Lighting
Molloy Fix the Roulette Tables 3
Professor Frink Bring the Electrics into the 22nd Century
Snake Man the Valet Booth
Fat Tony Call In a Favor From the Rat Pack
Brockman Publicize the Valentine's Grand Opening
Luigi Prepare Canapés
Willie Clean Up After 50 Years of Squatters
Grampa Steal Keys From the Valets 4
Molloy Acquire a New Keychain
Old Jewish Man Show Off His Hollywood Keychain
Mr. Burns Show Off His Starter Crank
Moe Cut Copies of Unattended Keys
Grampa Randezvous With His Car Starline Commander 5
Molloy Steal Hearts Coconut Babaloo
Ned Swing the Night Away
Hans Moleman Try to Find the Babaloo
Martin Hand Out Roses to the Ladies
Giuseppe Set Up a Pyrotechnic Display
Agnes Get to Know Some Men
Brockman Utilize His VIP Status
Judge Snyder Hunt For the Future Mrs. Snyder

Conform-O-Meter and Krusty-O-Meter[edit]

BUILDING OR ITEM RATING POINTS BONUS
Phineas Q. Butterfat's Gluttony 10
Coconut Babaloo
Der Krazy Kraut
She-She Lounge
Madame Chao's
Up, Up and Buffet!
Howard's Flowers Consumerism
Valentine's Tree Tree-hugging
Kitsch (KrustyLand)
150
10
Rose Bush 100
10
Cherub Topiary Vanity
Kitsch (KrustyLand)
350
10
Cherub Bird Bath
Lovely Flower Cart 100
10
Lovely Fence
Lovely Gazebo
Fountain Of Love
Valentine's Balloons
Lovely Lampost
Love Bench
Sir Love-A-Lot Vanity 10
Starline Commander 20
Animatronic Bears 50 2.5%
Valentine's Pond 300 0.75%
Cozy Hammock 400 2.00%
I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train 500 2.25%

Other changes made[edit]

February 10 Update ("4_18_Valentines2016")[edit]

  • Visibility requirement for Retirement Castle was changed to level 9 instead of level 16.
  • Fixed a bug not recognising Sideshow You plays in the Daily Challenges.
  • Rose Bushes can now be produced at Cletus's Farm again.
  • Placing Cherub Bird Bath now yields XP.png10.
  • Placing Valentine's Balloons now yields XP.png5.
  • Hearts appears on the screen.
  • Placing Sir Love-A-Lot now yields XP.png20 instead of XP.png10.

February 12 Update 1 ("4_18_Valentines2016_Patch1_PostLaunch")[edit]

  • The Tuxedo Krusty quest parts All Dressed Up Pt. 3 and 4 names, mistakenly switched, were fixed.
  • Cletus' Delouse the Younguns job now requires Should Have Had A Bath to not be active.
  • Fixed a glitch with Daily Challenges' Power Walk and Delouse the Younguns not working.
  • Some Daily Challenges quests were disabled: Sugar Rush Pt. 1 and 2, Just the Basics, Wait a Sec, Dailight Robbery, Four Finger Discount, Toy May Contain Lead Pt. 1 and 2, Twice the Calories, Ten Pounds, Double Down, Clowned Table, It's Not a Library Pt. 1 and 2, Nerd Who Has Everything, Me, Myself and I, Nostalgia Used to Be Better, I See What You Did There, Beefed Up and Overcompensating.

February 12 Update 2 ("4_18_Valentines2016_Patch2_PostLaunch")[edit]

  • Fixed a glitch that allowed opening up the Daily Challenges screen by tapping friends' Big Box and obtaining the prizes twice.

Sources[edit]

  • TOUI favicon.png Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information