Gather 'round the burning oil drum, children. Ol' Gil's going to tell you a summer vacation story!
I didn't know you were a storyteller Gil!
You'd be surprised at all the things Gil can do when he smells bored children with credit card wielding parents. Anyway...
Once upon a time, there was a weak, tired, grey haired old salesman who needed some money to pay for his kids' back to school supplies.
So he cooked up a bunch of donuts, because he couldn't afford enough flour for non-holed pastries, threw them in a dumpster, and tried to sell them to gullible kids like you.
This story sounds an awful lot like a promotional sale...
Dang it, they said children were unable to tell the difference between advertising and reality until the age of 12!
Here are the buildings and decorations the player could have won from the Premium Box along with the odds of winning them. If the player already owned an item, one of two non-unique consolation prizes was awarded instead.
The "Premium Stuff" section of the build menu showed Gil's offer so the player could access the deal.
The offer had its own icon added on August 8, 2014.
