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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 38 content update

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 38 content update is the The forty content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out and was released on January 16, 2014. It included two characters: Judge Snyder and Blue Haired Lawyer, two buildings: Court House and Springfield Grocery Store and four decorations: Lady Justice Statue, Khlav Kalash Stand, Greenpeace Boat and Knightboat.


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Level Up Message

The level up is message is spoken by Lindsay Naegle

Level Up Message
Level38.png

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
Blue-haired lawyer.png Blue Haired Lawyer Tapped Out Unlock Blue Haired Lawyer.png
Roy Snyder.png Judge Snyder Tapped Out Unlock Judge Snyder.png

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Court House Tapped Out.png Court House 1d 12h Cash.png138,450 Sentencing People to Jury Duty Judge Snyder 38
Springfield Grocery Store Tapped Out.png Springfield Grocery Store 24h Cash.png87,000 Price-Checking Embarrassing Items 38

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Lady Justice Statue.png Lady Justice Statue Cash.png4,500 38
Tapped Out Khlav Kalash Stand.png Khlav Kalash Stand Cash.png760 21
Greenpeace Boat.png Greenpeace Boat Cash.png1,300 21
Knight Boat.png Knightboat Donut Tapped Out.png40 15

Gameplay

Blue Haired Lawyer

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh! There's a new flavor of Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mmm... Grey!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Eww Dad. This label says the main ingredient is mop water.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Finally, a Squishee I can make at home. Lisa, go tell your mother to start mopping!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I hate to be a noisy neighboreeno!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png THEN DON'T!
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Get Squishee Brain-Freeze". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png140 and XP.png20 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Owww! My brain feels like it's frozen.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's just like brain-freeze, dad.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That doesn't sound right.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Hello there! Did I hear a minor complaint about local business, ripe for a lawsuit?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Were you just hiding in the bushes?
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png No, those bushes were just blocking my stealthy crouch. I'm taking them to court!
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png And sir, frozen brain syndrome is no laughing matter. Why just last year, fewer than 7 people died of it.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png And I would be happy to help you receive the financial justice you deserve.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, let's go. Remember your New Year's resolution of not trusting people who pop out of bushes.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, Lisa. That resolution was for shrubs. Bushes are fine.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png I'm not proposing anything illegal. Just your father an injury to become undeservedly rich off of other people's head-earned cash.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That is totally illegal! Dad, he's just trying to profit from your stupidity.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why if I had a dime for every time someone took advantage of my stupidity -
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Sir, I believe I'm legally entitled to a percentage of the dime in question. As well as all future dimes.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png See, Lisa, he's what's known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So, all I have to do is get hurt in different shops around town and you'll let me have 30% of all the money we sue for?
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png That's right, 30%!
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png ...minus my expenses, my hourly rate, my retainer, and my teenage daughter's retainer.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I happily accept your less-than-generous offer!

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png As legal council. I recommend you head to you nearest unsanitary dining establishment.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Krusty Buger it is! I love those thin brown crunchy things they have.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png French fries?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, cockroaches.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3" which is to "Reach Level 7 and Build a Krusty Burger" and "Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png140 and XP.png20 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png A moment on the lips, a lifetime... struggling with life-threatening digestive problems.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I guess I'm going to have to sue this fine establishment for all the delicious pain and suffering it has caused me.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What?! I heard that!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png You can't sue me! Every burger you buy comes wrapped in an ironclad contract.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Once you bite into that burger, you have legally consented to consuming any non-food products including diseases.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Blast. Foiled by foil!

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Alright Homer. I have a task so simple that even you can't mess it up.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png People usually regret saying that to me.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png All you have to do is drink a beer, watch the game, and hang out with friends at your favorite watering hole.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png WOO HOO!!
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png ...and then choke on a pretzel as you slip off your bar stool and ban your head on the ground.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D'oh!
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Homer Choke on a Pretzel". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total Cash.png145 and XP.png45 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *thump* D'OH!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png What's-a-matter Homer? You didn't see one off those Victorian-era ghosts again, did you? 'Cause those were just albino hipsters.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No... I'm... fine... *gasp* I mean I just... chocked on one of your pretzels.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Pretzel? Where do you think you are? The Ritz? We don't have the money to stock pretzels, with their fancy curves. If it dosen't pickle, I don't serve it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe it was a pickled pretzel?
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png If I may interject, my client appears to have chocked on a food product served in your establishment.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I see how it is. The ol' slip n' fall. The din n' trip. The choke n' sue.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Well, I'm assembling my legal counsel right now - two shells for my shotgun. Any objections?
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png This won't be the last you see of us!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, I'll probably come back tomorrow.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png All I need is your John Hancock and I'll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Your autograph.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Just write your name.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can I sign with an X?
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,100 and XP.png235 in reward.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6

After tapping on Apu's sexclamation mark
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I cannont believe that Mr. Simpson is suing me! After I kindly allowed him to eat the hot dogs I dropped on the floor. At the full price.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Yeah, me too! He was only one burger away from joining the Krusty Burger VIP Club. You get to eat the same burger hind a velvet rope.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I'm sure Homer would listen to us, if we came as friends rather than foes.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I ain't Homer's friend. Not anymore! I'm sanding his butt groove out of his favorite stool.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png That's the spirit - we don't need him. There are plenty of fast slobs in this town. Homer's banned from Krusty Burgers nationwide INCLUDING GUAM.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Without grease or alcohol, Homer won't last a day.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Attend Negotiations", "Make Krusty Attend Negotiations", "Make Moe Attend Negotiations", "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Attend Negotiations", and "Make Homer Attend Negotiations". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,060 and XP.png260 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hi, friends. Isn't it nice, all of us hanging out outside of work?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Can it, Homer. I've already replaced you with a shaved bear and he makes way less of mess in the bathroom.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png My client will not be intimidated by your verbal abuse. Although he will sue for intimidation.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Mr. Simpson, surely we can settle this like we do in India - accept your fate, live with your head down and be rewarded in the afterlife.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Why are you listening to this guy, Homer. We've got your best interests at heart - booze and fried food, day in and day out.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png He told me I could get rich by doing basically nothing! You know how my two dreams in my life are to be rich and lazy.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Leave being rich for the rich. A schlub like you would probably fill his swimming pool with water.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png I'm afraid this meeting is over, and I need to itemize Mr. Simpsons's bill. Three angry men - $10,000. Table - $3,000. Oxygen we are breathing - $500.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You guys are still coming to my BBQ, right? Slam the door in my face if you are.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Door slam - $1,000.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 7

After tapping on Moe's sexclamation mark
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png That's it! Homer's gonna play hardball, then I'm going to have to brush up on my sports analogies.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png We need to get Homer alone. We can fool... I mean reason with Homer when he's by himself.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Exactly. Deep down, underneath layer after layer after layer after layer of fat, he's a good man.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I know, let's invite Homer to the Gulp'N'Blow for a meal...
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Yeah, maybe if we butter him up a little, we can convince him to drop the lawsuits. It usually works with my secretaries.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 7" which is to "Make Homer Negotiate in Secret", "Make Apu Negotiate in Secret", "Make Krusty Negotiate in Secret" and "Make Moe Negotiate in Secret". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,000 and XP.png220 in reward.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 8

After tapping on Homer's sexclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't want to *hic* sue you guys. But that lawyer, with all his technical terms like stapler and *hic* three-hole punch...
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Oh lawyers - one minute they're your best friend. The next, they're suing you for accidentally chopping off their hands.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You've got to do what millions of Americans do everyday. You've got to get drunk and hope this all magically disappears.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah! I'm going to forget this lawsuit like I did my regular suit, when I left it at the cleaners.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I am so relieved I can hardly believe it! I thought I would have to mark up all the prices in Kwik-E-Mart to pay for this law suit!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Oh, what the heck, since I am feeling so cheerful I will mark them up anyway!
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 8" which is to "Make Homer Avoid the Lawyer". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 9

After tapping on the Blue Haired Lawyer's sexclamation mark
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png While I was hiding in the bushes, I overhead those business owners convince Homer to blow me off.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png I ought to sue him for everything he's worth...
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png ...which apparently is negative $10,000.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 9" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Look Unimpressed". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 10

After tapping on the Mr. Burns's sexclamation mark
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png You there! Blue-haired man crouched behind that shrub! Your dead eyes and bitter sneer suggest you are a lawyer?
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Not to mention my humorless bench ads!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Ooh... I like your nasal accent.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png How's your conscience? I need an employee that will cater to my every whim, no matter how sick or twisted they may be.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png But Mr. Burns, what about me?!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png You should have thought about this before you told me I couldn't open my plane window because it would "kill us all."
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Personally I'd sue the airline and the plane manufacturer for the lack of personal window options on every plane.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Excellent. You're hierd.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 10" which is to "Make Mr. Burns Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,600 and XP.png410 in reward.

Level 38

Scandalous Spending Pt. 1

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You said it was an emergency, sir? I ran all the way here. At least until I passed out and an ambulance took me the rest of the way.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I, er, need you to take care of someone for me, Wiggum.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Don't you usually go to the mob when you need someone take care of?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Not that kind of taken care of! I just need you to sweep something under the rug.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Don't you usually go to the janitor when you need something swept under the rug?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No, you idiot! A copy of the town's financial records went missing and now someone is blogging about them.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Since this is time-sensitive and your skills as a detective leave ah... much to be desired, I'll let you use my copy of NSA's new 'Super Snooper' software.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Sure think Mayor, I'll get right on it!
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 1" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Procrastinate". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png This spying software is great! It's like a video game except everything is in real time and I can't use donuts to speed it up.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Do something, you boring productive members of society!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png That's it, you have three seconds to do something interesting or I'll shoot!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Three!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Two!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png *BANG*
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Oops, I fired early. Also, I shouldn't have fired at all.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Lou, is shooting a computer under warranty?
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png We don't have any warranties. You told me to use that money to buy police cut-off shorts.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And you've never looked better, Lou.
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png If you need to use a computer, why don't you head down to the Java Server. They have free Wi-Fi, as well as free refills, freeloaders, and free Tibet merchandise.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Great idea, Eddie. When Christmas bonus time comes around, expect an extra pair of cut-offs.
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 2" which is to " Make Chief Wiggum Use free Wi-Fi at the Java Server". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total Cash.png235 and XP.png45 in reward.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png All-you-can-drink pumpkin spice lattes? I should have shot my computer sooner!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Wait a minute, Super Snooper says that the blogger's been posting from this very cafe.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Time to get up and do some good old-fashioned detective work. Eh, I'll just scoot my chair over.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 3

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Finally I've found a form of activism that doesn't require participating in 5K's ‚blogging!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png And all this publishing of Springfield's shameful misuse of public funds has actually made me lose a little finger weight. I can't wait to buy new gloves!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Now time to become my sexy Guy Fawkes alter ego and tear down the government. What scandal should I scan in today?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png How about the Mayor's private jet with the name ‚ ‘Mayor Force Fun'.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Two puns in one name?! Shameless!
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 3" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Become a Slacktivist". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png140 and XP.png20 in reward.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 4

After tapping on Chief Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Freeze, fatty! You're under arrest.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png You can't arrest me if you can't catch me.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png But you didn't go anywhere,
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png You and I both know how embarrassing that chase would be.
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 4" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Bust Budget Blogger". It takes 10 hours and the player receives total Cash.png450 and XP.png100 in reward.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 5

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Alright, whistleblower. You're under arrest for theft of government property, espionage, and murder.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png But if you confess to the first two, we'll drop the murder charge.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I own all the Law and Order action figures, so I know I have the right to a fair and speedy trial with a jury of my peers.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png “Fair and speedy trial?” There's no way that's a thing. “Speedy” is a funny made-up word, not a law word.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Actually Chief, it's right here in the rulebook. We got to give him a trial.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You don't say! Huh, I've got a lot of families to apologize to.
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 5" which is to "Build Court House". It takes 1d and 12h, the player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 6

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'm here to make you a deal. Instead of going to court, you give my son your first edition Radioactive Man comic and we'll wipe this whole business under the rug.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Paper tastes better when it has super heroes on it.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I'd rather go on a hunger strike… and that means something coming from a man my size!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Speaking of hunger, it's been an hour since I last ate. Can I have a Krusty burger?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Krusty burgers are for law abiding citizens. And due to a recent sponsorship, last meal recipients.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Then take me to the courthouse! At least they have a cafeteria.
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 6" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Attend Court Hearing", "Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing", and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session". Comic Book Guy's and Chief Wiggum's task take 12 hours and Judge Snyder task takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,360 and XP.png310 in reward.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Mr. Jefferey Albertson. How do you plead to the charges put before this court?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Not guilty!
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Of course you do. Everyone does. Why do I even bother asking. I think I might be bad at my job.
After the task is complete.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Thanks to budget cuts and my waning attention span, we go straight from plea to verdict! And the court finds the defendant NOT-GUILTY.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Sorry, slip of the tongue, I mean GUILTY. Man, I really AM bad at my job.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png The mandatory punishment for this crime is SHAME! I sentence you to a week confined to a pillory in front of town hall.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png But I belittle kids for a living. Kids with free afternoons and access to overly ripe tomatoes!
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Due to your girth and wrist size, we'll have to order a new extra large pillory from, Take a Chill Pill-ory.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Unfortunately, because of our over strained budgets, and the fact that such a store has never existed in the show, we don't currently have such a store.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png So you're free to go.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png The irony. The same bureaucracy I was fighting to stop, saved me from humiliation and embarrassment. Thank you, misappropriated funds!
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png On an unrelated note, the courthouse cafeteria is closed until further notice.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Worst‚ Victory‚ Ever!

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 1

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png My ratings are in a slump, and the network is threatening to replace me with one of the members of the Blue Man Group. I'm not sure which one, but nobody is.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why don't you follow in the footsteps of Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite and uphold the highest standard of journalism?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Little girl, you've given me a great idea. I should tell my security to not let little girls into the building.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png I've got to get back to my roots - special interest pieces on the diverse and welcoming community that is Springfield.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Now time to find some nut job whose depressing tale I can peddle for profits.
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 1" which is to "Make Brockman Find a Human Interest Piece". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png It seems someone forgot to sign out of this computer. But as a professional journalist, I'm above digging through someone's dirty laundry.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Note to self: return Monty Burns' dirty laundry before he grows suspicious.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Well, one click won't hurt!... AHHH! So many exotic photos of Chief Wiggum! Eew, the apple in his mouth was a poor choice.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Wait, what's this Super Snooper thing? *Gasp* Wiggum has been spying on the whole town.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 2

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png This 'spy' story could finally make me important enough to have a Wikipedia page that I didn't write. Or better yet, it could be used to spy me up an even better story!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png That'll keep that blue man where he belongs - Vegas! And sometimes on tour!
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 2" which is to "Make Brockman Snoop on Fellow Springfielders". It takes 5 hours and the player receives total Cash.png300 and XP.png60 in reward.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 3

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png My job is saved thanks to all this government sanctioned dirt. Time for a tough choice.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Take the boring stupid high road and report on Chief Wiggum spying.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png OR take the totally awesome low road full of winners and report on gossip.
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 3" which is to "Make Brockman Broadcast Internet Gossip as News". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total Cash.png325 and XP.png65 in reward.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png I'm happy to report tonight's edition of "Eye on Springfield" won its time slot, beating out both tone bars and OFF.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png And now the actual news of the world will be scrolled on screen faster than the human eye can read.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png By the pitchforks and torch-o-reenos, I'm guessing there's an angry mob forming.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm so furios at Brockman for spilling all our secrets, I almost can't cook this ham.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh who am I kidding, I can cook a ham anywhere, anytime.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png And I feel so ashamed that everyone knows that I'm not left handed. I'm ambidextrous... with a prefence for my left! *sob*
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, I suppose mob justice is the good book's preferred form of justice. Hand me that baseball bat.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Finally! I knew I got a knife installed in this cane for a reason.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png BURN DOWN THE NEWS STATION!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png No! If we riot, think of all that extra news Brockman will get to report. We've got to handle this in a way no one will care about - a peaceful protest!
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4" which is to "Make Citizens Protest"(15x). It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png600 and XP.png150 from each character in reward.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Shame on you, Brockman. Think of the children. And all their terrible secrets you uncovered.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Now that I say it aloud, shouldn't we be alarmed that all of our children have terrible secrets?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Bot no one was watching my show. You had backed me into a wall with your lack of interest and my poor performance.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png What other choice did I have? My numbers were down! My only sponsors were Consolidated Lint and political ads for inmate elections.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png So I used Police Chief Wiggum's snooping software to find gossip.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Wiggum was spying on the town?
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png We have a police chief?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Can we please riot now?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You know what? I'm going to not say no.
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5" which is to "Make Citizens Storm Police Station"(15x). It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png600 and XP.png150 from each character in reward.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Quimby! Help! Brockman told the town about the Super Snooper. And they're trying to break down the door! Luckily it's made of reinforced steel.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No it's not. I misappropriated those funds for the "Council to Get Miss Springfield Some Jewelry" which I had to form that time I forget her birthday.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png But the whole town's out for MY blood! We're on the cusp of a revolution!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Just yours? Not mine? Well, that's okay then. Call if you have a real emergency.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 6

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Mayor Quimby, I look like a pig and I sequeal like a pig. If I go down, I'm taking you with me.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Twenty years of salary cuts and this is how you repay me?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Fine! I'll win them back just like I do every year with a confusing speech, a winning smile, and counting dead people as voters.
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 6" which is to "Make Quimby Give a Speech". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 from each character in reward.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Listen up everyone. I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for the entire sequence of events that has lead up to this point.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Oh yeah? What's that then?!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I have no idea. Which is why I'm forming a non-partisan committee to look into this.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It will be composed of cheerleaders from professional sports teams, and will meet at sea on my government-purchased yacht.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Yar, finally a government body I can stand behind.
After the task is complete.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, don't listen to him! He's just trying to divert our attention.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Oh no, a precocious little girl. Every politician's worst nightmare. Time to bail!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I er...think we can all agree that it was uh...all Wiggum's fault. Vote Quimby!

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 7

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Time to roast this pig at the stake! Any last words, Wiggum?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I had a statement prepared, but I left the note cards in my police cut-offs.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Stop! We can't stoop to his level and break the law ourselves. We should challenge Wiggum's heinous trespasses in court!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Aw, nobody will let me use my pig-roasting spit - not the building association, not the health apartment, and now not even an angry mob.
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 7" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing", "Make Citizens Attend Court Hearing" and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session". It takes 12 hours and 4 hours and the player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 from each character in reward.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Now why did you all pull me out of my chambers? I was in the middle of a very impoerant nap.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Chief Wiggum has publicly admitted to spying on the people of Springfield using a piece of dubious, government developed software.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png And...?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, it's immoral, unethical, and unconscionable.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png None of those words are illegal. I'm not here to decide what's right or wrong.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's exactly what you're supposed to do.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Man, maybe I'm notcut out for this. And maybe I should stop doubting myself aloud while in the midst of a case.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Either way, NOT GUILTY!
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Now if you excuse me, I've got some soul searching to do...

Snyder House Rules Pt. 1

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png You know, I signed up to be a judge because of the breezy uniform but who knew it would be so much work.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png I should go on one of those traveling staycations I've been hearing so much about.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Where should I go? Why, Arizona? Or Whynot, Mississippi?
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Yo, let me know when you're going. I can keep an eye on your house, maybe even watch your dog for you.
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Unless you don't have a dog which will make the robbing all the easier.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png On second thought, maybe I should take one of those at-home vacations I've been hearing so much about.
The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 1" which is to "Place a Minnow Pond" and "Make Judge Snyder Take a 24 Hour Vacation". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png150 in reward.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Ah, nature - can anything compare to your beauty? Well, maybe photographs of nature. And nature documentaries.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png This lovely pond reminds why I moved to Springfield in the first place - lax building codes.

Snyder House Rules Pt. 2

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png That vacation reminded me that I'm so much more than just a judge that passes down verdicts, I'm also a man that passes down verdicts.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Time to start living my dreams.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Starting with my long-time but never-before-mentioned dream of being an actor.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Krusty is holding auditions for Moses in a straight-to-cell-phone production of 'The Exodus'.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png I did have a short lived TV show called 'Naked Court.' At least they told me it was a TV show...
The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 2" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Try Out for a Role". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

Snyder House Rules Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey hey hey! Judge Snyder! I admit I was drunk but Mr. Teeny was behind the wheel - I swear!
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Actually I'm looking to branch out from the under-appreciated world of justice to the over-appreciated world of acting. I'm auditioning for the role of Moses.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Wonderful! But you'll never get it like that. Justice might be blind, but the public isn't. And you're a little too...
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png ...rotund?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png No, that's not the word I'm looking for. Hefty? Heavy-Set? I got it - morbidly obese!
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png I feel we could have stopped at rotund.
The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 3" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Get in Shape for a Role". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

Snyder House Rules Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Judge Snyder! This time both Mr. Teeny and I where drunk but I don't think a crop duster is considered a vehicle.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png No Krusty, I'm still here for the audition. I've lost 30 pounds. Plus I donated my robe to be turned into a 6-person tent.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png So are you ready to part the Red Sea for me?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What? Oh yeah, Moses. Well, no one is going to see the film anyway. You've got yourself a deal.
The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 4" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Act in a Local Film". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.