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Khlav Kalash vendor

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"No pizza - only Khlav Kalash!"
―Khlav Kalash Vendor
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Khlav Kalash Vendor
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Character Information
Male ♂
Hair: Brown
Occupation: Vendor
First appearance: "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson"
Voiced by: Hank Azaria

The Khlav Kalash Vendor is a vendor who sells a foodstuff called "Khlav Kalash".


Homer encountered him in New York City. He also sells Crab Juice and Mountain Dew.[1]

After accidentally wandering into Springfield's Russian District, Lisa was approached by a number of street vendors attempting to sell her stuff, including the khlav kalash vendor.[2]

He was once seen selling balloons (all of which Moe bought).[3]

He is seen in Town Hall and as part of the angry mob.[4]

He was seen selling lamb kebabs at the Squidport.[5]

When the Simpson family returned to New York City, Homer heard the familiar voice of the vendor. He then made a comment about him and his cart, then turned around to see a huge building dedicated to the foodstuff. The vendor was wearing a suit and seemed to be doing well for himself.[6]



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