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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Moe's Ark content update/Premium Gameplay
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Day Old Donuts
| After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark:
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Ol' Gil's got a real sweet treat for you today, Springfield.
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Day Old Donuts!
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Mmm... donuts.
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You're not really planning to eat those stale donuts, are you?
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No, I'm going to use them to purchase Professor Frink, have him build a time machine, then travel back in time to when the donuts were still fresh. And then eat them.
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| On offer accepted:
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Really? Well hot damn! The kids are going to eat tonight!
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| On offer declined:
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C'mon, Gil really needs this. They're going to take my kidney!
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Have You Heard the News?
Have You Heard the News? Pt. 1
| After tapping on Azzlan's exclamation mark:
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Pardon me, young man, but Have You Heard the News?
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Cats don't talk, silly. They say, "bark bark".
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I'm not a cat. And if I were, I wouldn't bark.
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My mommy says bark is for trees not for lunch.
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That’s sound advice. I just remembered I have an appointment across town.
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Task: Make Azzlan Offer Solace (8h, Homes)
Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Have You Heard the News? Pt. 2
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Pardon me, kind sir, Have You Heard the News?
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Oh, my! Are Rod and Todd alright?
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Fear not. I'm spreading the word of how you can be saved.
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Spread away! My bread is always open to a schmear of fellowship with a feline fellow believer.
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Task: Make Ned Invite Azzlan in for Bread and Wine (4h, Flanders House)
Task: Make Azzlan Fellowship With Flanders (4h, Flanders House)
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Forgive me, Lord for buckin’ the bible thumpin', but I just can't take this talking Lion seriously.
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I was for certain I found another member of the cause. You're just like all the others.
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You make a great King of the jungle but a lousy King of the Jews. We're done here.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Have You Heard the News? Pt. 3
| After tapping on Azzlan's exclamation mark:
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Pardon me, sir! Have you heard the news of how you can be saved?
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Did Marge sign me up for another Gut Gazers Diet program?!
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No, but I'm sure if you read this pamphlet, you'll find what your heart desires.
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My heart desires cholesterol in the form of donuts and cheesecake.
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This isn't working out. I need to try a new approach.
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Task: Make Azzlan Hand Out Literature (4h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Have You Heard the News? Pt. 4
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I need your advice. I can't seem to get anyone to listen to me.
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Come again? I was texting Helen to pick up large print bibles. It’s senior citizen Sunday this week.
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Never mind.
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Task: Make Azzlan Eat His Feelings at Krusty Burger (24h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Have You Heard the News? Pt. 5
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Don't eat that! Cats can't digest Krusty Burgers! Humans barely can. And you have so much to live for.
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No one wants to hear the news. What's the point anymore?
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Why don't I help you out. I can take some of this literature off your paws and spread the word.
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You promise you won't toss it in a dumpster on your way home?
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Absolutely! I swear on this stack of pamphlets.
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Oh, thank you, Marge! This is a sign, I can't give up now. The people need me to spread the news!
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Task: Make Azzlan Restock on Pamphlets at Serfsons House (4h, Serfsons House)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Peek-At-Em Park
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Look, Dad! These animals are amazing!
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Can’t look now, honey. Daddy's doing important texting. You're not supposed to text and parent at the same time.
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But don't you want to admire the animals’ beauty?
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Not while I'm typing “screw you” in emojis to Flanders.
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Task: Make Lisa Visit Peek-At-Em Park (4h, Peek-At-Em Park)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Coming to Springfield
Coming to Springfield Pt. 1
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It's great to see you again Kitenge! This time I'll be your guide.
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So, you'll fight off a hippo and have all your bones broken while I escape to safety?
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Wait, I thought hippos would be extinct by now!
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*suck suck*
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Maggie, you knew this, and you didn't tell me?!
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| Task: Make Kitenge Go to Moe's (12h, Moe's Tavern)
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Make Homer Go to Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Coming to Springfield Pt. 2
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I'm bored. Can we do something besides drink, Homer?
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You're bored because you don't drink enough. When you drink until you can't remember, then you'll have fun.
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I should have gone to the library with Lisa.
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Alright, you party pooper. I'll take you and that cute bush baby somewhere way more exciting.
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| Task: Make Kitenge Shoo Bush Baby (8h)
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Eeaagh! I hate bush babies! Every time they do their awful business right on my shoulder!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Coming to Springfield Pt. 3
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This is my kingdom, and this is my throne… plus the one I showed you in the restroom.
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That was a real eye-opener.
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Here, have a donut. They're good for taking the edge off having to show up for a job.
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Enough! I don't care about your donuts. I want to do something fun.
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Fine, let me just forge my time card and I'll show you one of the best places in town.
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Task: Make Kitenge Eat Krusty Burgers (24h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Coming to Springfield Pt. 4
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I must admit that Krusty Burger was pretty good. What’s in it?
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It’s best not to ask.
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Now finish your emu burger so we can make it home for dinner.
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Dinner? I am stuffed, I can't eat again. Especially not right away.
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But Krusty Burgers are pregame grease for the gears before eating Marge's cooking.
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Task: Make Marge Cook a Special Dinner (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Pre-Game at Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger)
Task: Make Kitenge Go to the Simpson's House for Dinner (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Coming to Springfield Pt. 5
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We're so happy you're visiting, Kitenge. I hope Homie showed you a great time.
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It has been one of the greatest wastes of time in my life.
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That’s a better review than I usually get.
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I'm sorry, Homer. You taught me all the things I don't want to do.
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Now to experience America the right way -- without the Simpsons!
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Task: Make Kitenge Dance in a Frenzy of Joy (4h)
Task: Make Kitenge Stay in African Tree Resort (4h, African Tree Resort)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Big Bug House
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Sometimes a man only gets one chance to become the greatest superhero ever.
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Mine is now! That giant spider’s bite will give me powers I desire!
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| Task: Make Comic Book Guy Visit Big Bug House (4h, Big Bug House)
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Alas, spider-powers have eluded me. I am left with but only decaying flesh from the spider's venom.
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Worst spider bite ever.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Duff McShark Tank
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Duff McShark is a star with his own tank! Why couldn't that be you in there, you dumb dog.
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*whimper*
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Is that shark handing out free beer?! You never handed me anything but a chewed-up Frisbee, you dumb dog.
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Task: Make Homer Visit Duff McShark Tank (4h, Duff McShark Tank)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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No Me in Talent
No Me in Talent Pt. 1
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Hey Lisa! Are you entering the Springfield Elementary Talent Show?
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Nah, it sounds like a made-up event for Principal Skinner to charge people to attend.
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Well, that's too bad. I was looking forward to playing sax together again.
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We wouldn't be playing together. We'd be competing. And we know how that would turn out.
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How?
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Tell you what, you enter, and I'll stay out of it. Then you're sure to win.
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Task: Make Allison Taylor Master Playing Saxophone (4h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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No Me in Talent Pt. 2
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Alright, Lisa, I've been practicing non-stop. I'm ready to play with you now.
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Oh, Allison, you don't get it. Practice can't compete with raw talent.
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I didn't know we were competing. I thought it was just a chance for everyone to show their skills.
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It is, but some people's' skills just happen to be better than others. It's genetics, nothing to be ashamed of.
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I'm not ashamed. I'm a great sax player.
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Sweet Allison. Believing in yourself is really important.
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Task: Make Allison Taylor Give Herself a Pep Talk in the Mirror (4h, Taylor House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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No Me in Talent Pt. 3
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The talent show is tomorrow, and I'm ready! Time to decompress.
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I haven't worked on my diorama in a while. That always helps me relax.
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Task: Make Allison Taylor Play With Diorama (1h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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No Me in Talent Pt. 4
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Alright students, settle down. Thank you, Lisa, for that odd take on “Baker Street.”
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Can you give me another chance? This time I'll do it with less Gerry and more Rafferty.
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I'm not running a charity here, except for the talent show fundraising charity. If you get a second chance, then everyone will want one.
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This isn't fair. I have natural talent, I shouldn't have to practice.
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It's okay, Lisa, I didn't think you were that bad.
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Allison, leave Lisa to wallow in her despair. You're up next.
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| Task: Make Allison Taylor Put on the Show of a Lifetime (4h, Springfield Elementary)
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That was absolutely beautiful.
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Knock it off, Seymour! You're blabbering like a baby.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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No Me in Talent Pt. 5
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Allison, you really are better than me. Guess I'll give up music and become a *sniff* music teacher.
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That’s a horrible thing to say. Don't give up, Lisa. How about from now on we play together as friends?
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I would really like that.
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Task: Make Allison Play Saxophone Duet With Lisa (4h, Taylor House, Lisa)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Pinkbeardy Yogurt
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Mom. I'm going to Pinkbeardy for chocolate yogurt.
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Were you planning on leaving the rest of us out?
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You're right. What can I get you?
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Nothing. Just seeing my son feeling guilty is yogurt enough for me.
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Task: Make Bart Get Yogurt Ingredients That Look Like Drugs (4h, Pinkbeardy Yogurt)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Diamond in the Bluff
Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 1
| After tapping on Joan Bushwell's exclamation mark:
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I can't believe I overslept and missed my 5:10 AM chimp observation!
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That's what I get for sleeping in the trees to record Howler Monkey mating howls.
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No matter, the real fun doesn't start until 5:40 AM anyway.
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Springfield's lucky to have an expert like me who knows the difference between an Eastern chimpanzee, a Nigeria-Cameroon and a Krusty Burger Laffy Meal toy!
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If my chimps mine enough diamonds I can build an even larger refuge… all out of diamonds!
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Task: Make Joan Bushwell Observe the Chimps Mining Diamonds (12h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 2
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All this sitting and staring from trees and atop termite hills really works up an appetite.
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Better replenish my strength with a hearty meal.
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| Task: Make Joan Bushwell Eat a Quick Lunch of Roots and Water (1h, Chimp Refuge)
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I overdid eating roots today. They're growing right through me.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 3
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Hey, my anniversary is coming up. Can I have one of those diamonds?
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Aw, how sweet! I hate to stand in the way of love. Even if it is between two non-monkeys.
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But I'm afraid I'm running low on diamonds.
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Can't you make the monkeys work double shifts?
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Not since they unionized and demanded benefits.
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You know, if you help me get more workers, I can give you diamonds.
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Springfield is ripe with simple-minded workers. I'll drum up all you need!
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'Task: Make Homer Trick Springfielders to Working in the Mine (4h, Chimp Refuge)
Task: Make Springfielders Work in the Mine [x10] (4h, Chimp Refuge)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 4
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I'm sick of working in these mines, Homer. My lungs are clogged, my vision’s shot, and I'm not even getting paid.
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You're getting paid with the satisfaction of helping your pal get diamonds.
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Wait. You get to keep the diamonds? That's it, I'm outta here!
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Don't go! I was holding onto your diamonds until you were ready. I had your best interest in mind!
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Wow, you held onto those without telling me with the mine collapse and the 43 days I spent underground? You do have my best interest in mind.
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Task: Make Joan Bushwell Bribe Springfielders (8h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 5
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Give it up, Bushwell, we're onto your nefarious diamond operation.
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Nefarious? You must have the wrong person. Here. Take these diamonds and forget this misunderstanding.
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You're right. It is a misunderstanding. Sorry for your trouble. These diamonds should cover up, I mean clear this up.
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Chief, she's trying to bribe you into letting her go.
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Who are you, the police? Oh right, we are.
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| Task: Make Joan Bushwell Hide From the Police (4h, Chimp Refuge)
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That was a close one. I was worried I would have to pay off the cops. Again!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Kill Burns
Kill Burns Pt. 1
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That Mr. Burns is a real piece of work!
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Homie, don't talk ill about your boss in front of Maggie.
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I'm sorry Maggie, but even babies should know Mr. Burns is a jerk. He needs to be taught a lesson.
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Mr. Burns will get what's coming to him, but not from any of us. Right Maggie?
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*suck* *suck*
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| Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Energize and Fly (12h)
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Who's there?
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*suck*
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Maggie Simpson! How'd you get in here?
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*suck*
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And since when can you do that? Easy now. Just put the sword down.
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*suck* *suck*
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No! I won't betray Mr. Burns. He'll be long gone by the time you find him.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Kill Burns Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark:
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It's bad enough we work for that jerk. Now he owns the beer we drink.
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Burns won't stop until he owns everything and everyone.
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Youse guys don't know what you're talkin' about, alright. Burns ain't so bad once he's paying you.
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*suck* *suck*
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Hey! No babies allowed after 1 PM. That's when the drunks show up.
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*suck*
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| Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Trash Moe's Bar (4h, Moe's Tavern)
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What have you done to my precious, dirty, leaky bar?
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*suck* *suck*
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Alright, I'll spill. Burns was here, he said he was gonna see Krusty next. Now lemme sweep up my booze and get it back into bottles.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Kill Burns Pt. 3
| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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What do you mean we're out of meat patties? Just use the mystery junk Burns dropped off.
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*suck*
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It's you! Look, Burns and I help each other out. I scratch his back, he gets Smithers to scratch mine.
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*suck* *suck*
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Okay, calm down. Don't pop your pacifier. I do remember Burns saying something about going to the Kwik-E-Mart.
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| Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Investigate the Kwik-E-Mart (6s, Kwik-E-Mart)
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Baby Maggie! You cannot be near my toxic hot dogs and suspect burritos unsupervised.
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*suck*
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I am sorry, but I do not understand your adorable baby noises.
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*suck* *suck*
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However, if you were asking for the whereabouts of Mr. Burns, he is at the Power Plant. You just missed him.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Kill Burns Pt. 4
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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What was that? Is someone there? Ah, it's you. Smithers warned me of your crusade.
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*intense suck* *enraged suck*
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Your diaper gives you great confidence. But I have more. Do your worst, baby.
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| Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Get Revenge on Burns (4h, Control Building)
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Please, take mercy on this withered old man.
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*remorseful suck*
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Ha, while you fell for my mercy ploy, it allowed me time to fall into my trap door.
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*suck* *suck*
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See you around, you layette loser!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Kill Burns Pt. 5
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Burns! What are you doing in my house!?
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Simpson, help me stop your murderous infant or you're fired.
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Maggie? She's just a harmless baby.
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*suck* *suck* *suck* *suck*
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Where did you learn to swear like a safety inspector? Oh, wait.
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She's going to kill me, Simpson! Stop her!
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| Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Reach Max "I Have The Power!" Status (8h)
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Maggie, people say mean things about their bosses all the time. That doesn't mean we want to kill them.
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It just means that we wish they were dead.
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*suck* *cries* *suck*
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But I am proud you tried to take revenge on Mr. Burns in my honor. That's my girl.
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*suck suck* *suck* *suck suck*
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If you no longer try to kill me, I shall forget this misunderstanding, and be marginally nicer to your father.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Sarah Wiggum Promo
| After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark:
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Not taking the bait? I'm the one on the hook, line, and sinker this time.
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Ol' Gil's going to be sleeping with the fishes for real.
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| On offer accepted:
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I may have been washed up, but my aquarium critters don't have to be!
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We're all having sushi tonight!
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| On offer declined:
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Ol' Gil's luck is turning around. Larry Kidkill is reopening the zoo. I'll betcha baboons to beluga whales I can sell him the Aquarium.
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You can't have a zoo without Ol' Gil or fish gills!
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Family Fun
Family Fun Pt. 1
| After tapping on Sarah Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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Happy Christmas, mama!
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Ralph, Christmas isn't until the end of the year when Santa comes.
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I thought Santa came every night, laid on our couch and ate cheese balls.
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That’s your Daddy, sweetie.
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I already got you a present -- my long hair. I just can't get it off my head.
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Let me help you.
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Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Cut Ralph's Hair (8h, Ralph)
Task: Reach Level 26 and Build the Wiggum House
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We are supposed to go to the Aquarium for family day. Where is your father?
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He’s at the North Pole with his reindeer!
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Let’s just go with that. Mommy has to pick up some things at the store. Be good, sweetie.
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‘Cause Santa will find out!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Family Fun Pt. 2
| After tapping on Sarah Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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Is this all the wine you have, Apu?
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I may have more boxes of wine in the back.
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Just to be sure, I better buy it all.
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Are you throwing some kind of huge party?
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Just the opposite. I'm buying up all the wine before my AA meeting tonight.
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Just knowing it’s here is torture. After I buy it can you flush it down the toilet?
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That will be the first thing down my toilet for a good cause!
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Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Drink Boxed Wine (12h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Family Fun Pt. 3
| After tapping on Sarah Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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Is that you, Marge? I barely recognized you.
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Lisa and Homer got me a gift card to Jake's. They said I work too hard and deserved it. Isn't that sweet!?
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Oh, look. Clancy and Ralph just texted me saying the same thing. I work hard and deserve it too.
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I didn't hear your phone ding.
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I do work hard, I do! I do! I do!
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Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace (1h, Jake's Unisex Hair Palace)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Family Fun Pt. 4
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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Hey honey, how was your day?
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Where have you been? We were supposed to go to Family Fun day at the Aquarium!
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That's today? I thought that was one of those things we talk about but never do.
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I can't believe you can just forget like that, Clancy.
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I'll make it up to you, Poppin’ Fresh. We can go to the Aquarium right now!
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| Task: Make Wiggum Family Go to Aquarium [x3] (4h, Springfield Aquarium)
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This has been a perfect day with my two little angels. Time for a family photo!
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Oh look, the sea cows are wrestling!
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Hey, they have ice cream bars shaped like little penguins!
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Clancy? Ralph? Where did you run off to?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Family Fun Pt. 5
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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Guh! They taste like actual penguins. Sarah?! Ralph?! Where are you? Better fire a few rounds so they can find me.
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You shot the Yum Yum fish tank! You can't have weapons in here, you're banned for life!
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I'm the law. You can't ban me. I can only ban myself! So… Chief Wiggum, you're banned!
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The water pandas taught me how to slide on my tummy. They're my Mommy and Daddy now!
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There you two are!
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I knew you'd recognize the sound of my gun.
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Actually I followed the trail of dead fish to you.
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Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Go Home in Shame (4h, Wiggum House)
Task: Make Wiggum Go Home With Pride (4h, Wiggum House)
Task: Make Ralph Go Home in Ignorance (4h, Wiggum House)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Atlantis
| After building Atlantis:
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Look, Bart! It's Atlantis, the lost city!
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I want to marry a mermaid. Let's go check it out!
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You go ahead. I don't do fish or girls.
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Fine, then you're not invited to our underwater wedding.
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Task: Make Milhouse Fail to Find a Bride in Atlantis (4h, Atlantis)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword
Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 1
| After tapping on Knifey Spooney' exclamation mark:
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My first-time stateside. A lot smaller than I expected.
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I gotta find a good spot to grab a bevvie.
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Task: Make Knifey Spooney Drink at Moe's (12h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
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This snake pit reminds me of my favorite bottle-o back home! America ain't so bad.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 2
| After tapping on Knifey Spooney' exclamation mark:
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The perfect bottle-o of scum and villainy. But can't spend my whole trip drinkin'. Gotta see the sights.
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Not so fast, crocodile skin. Fork over your money, or you'll be tasting my cold steel knife!
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You call that a knife?
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Task: Make Snake Confront Knifey Spooney (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Knifey Spooney Intimidate Snake With His Spoon (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 3
| After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
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Dude, that's not fair! Where’d you get a spoon that big?
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It's not a spoon. Now this, this is a knife.
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Now I believe one of us was about to hand over all their money.
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I think I hear my jail cell calling me. Bye!
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That bloke deserves a good bootin'. Good thing I don't leave home without mine.
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Task: Make Knifey Spooney Patrol Springfield Wearing the Boot (4h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 4
| After building African Tree Resort:
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You're that weird guy we met in Australia. What are you doing here?
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Oh right, you're the kid that almost started a war.
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Wars are easy. Homework is hard.
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If you say so, kid. Say, you up for a game of Knifey Spooney?
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When am I not?
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Task: Make Knifey Spooney Challenge Bart to a Game of Knifey Spooney (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Play a Game of Knifey Spooney (4h, Brown House)
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C'mon, you gotta give me a chance to break even. Best out of 67!
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I think you've had enough.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 5
| After tapping on Knifey Spooney' exclamation mark:
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No one in this town can challenge me at Knifey Spooney?!
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I take offense to that.
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I might be able to give you a fun-run for your money.
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This muzzy-lipped bloke is a joke, right?
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You're sportin’ a cookie duster from down under yourself there, whisker mister!
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Task: Make Knifey Spooney Challenge Springfielders to a Game of Knifey Spooney (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Ned Dominate at a Game of Knifey Spooney (4h, Flanders House)
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This bloke's bottling his blood's worth! I'm bodgy compared to you. You have to teach me your ways.
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I've got my first disciple! Follow me on the path to Ned-leousness knowledge.
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First thing: recite the Lord's prayer backward while sortin’ knives and spoons in the silverware drawer.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Three-Eyed Whale
| After placing Three-Eyed Whale:
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Sir, is that whale another result of chemical spillage from the plant?
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Nonsense, Smithers. I may drip but my plant nor I have any spillage issues.
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If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Burns Be in Denial of Three-Eyed Whale (4h, Squidport Entrance or Control Building)
Task: Tap Three-Eyed Whale
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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3:10 to Yo Yo
3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 1
| After tapping on Yo Yo's exclamation mark:
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Can you believe it!? We are in the human world, the Toad Spirit must have teleported us here.
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Oh my gosh, Yo Yo! You're real!? And you speak English! Springfield English!
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Yes, we are very real but from another plane of existence. We have to catch the worm train back home.
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I don't know where worm trains come from, but good luck!
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Task: Make Yo Yo Give Kangee a Snack (4h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 2
| After tapping on Yo Yo's exclamation mark:
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Excuse me, strange being, have you seen a worm train?
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Who youse calling strange? And leave my worms outta this!
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Uh-oh, Kangee, I think we upset it. We best be going.
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And don't come back!
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Unless it's family night at the bar, then bring your whole crew. It's a fun time for everyone.
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Task: Make Yo Yo Bound Around to Find Worm Train (4h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 3
| After tapping on Yo Yo's exclamation mark:
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Mister, have you seen the worm train?
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What the...? A flying Kangaroo! When I was in the war I flew a bunch of different animals... a jackrabbit...
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Oh, look at that, I actually think I see the worm train over there. Gotta go, bye!
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Task: Make Yo Yo Avoid Grampa (4h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 4
| After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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Brandine, you see what I'm seeing?
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Kangee is pretty isn't she?
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Pretty tasty! We goin' eat good tonight.
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I'll fire up the stew pot!
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Hurry, Kangee, get us out of here!
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Task: Make Yo Yo Escape Cletus (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 5
| After tapping on Yo Yo's exclamation mark:
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Kangee, look! The worm train! We can finally go home!
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Yo Yo, wait! I've seen how the movie ends. You can't go back to your time. Besides, Springfield isn't so bad.
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Based on my experience, it's a pretty bad place. And I need to save Aunt Ginzee from the Toad Spirit.
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You never liked her anyway. Besides, what if she's happy with the Toad Spirit?
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She does make me brush my teeth before bed and got me socks for my birthday. You're right, she's the worst!
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Give Springfield another chance. We arrest people who give bad gifts!
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| Task: Make Yo Yo Give Springfield Another Chance (4h, Simpson House)
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This might just be a good fit for us, Kangee. If we can avoid the people trying to kill and eat us.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Giant Lobster Scorpion
| After placing Giant Lobster Scorpion:
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Look at the size of ya. You'd be a tasty treat on Willie’s dinner plate. That’s if Willie ate off dinner plates.
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Uh, Sir, you can't eat the Lobster Scorpion.
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This crusty groundskeeper will eat any crustacean he wants. Now outta my way!
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Task: Make Willie Try to Eat a Lobster Scorpion (4h, Giant Lobster Scorpion)
Task: Tap Giant Lobster Scorpion)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Tower of Babel
| After building Tower of Babel:
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That, boys, is one of man's greatest mistakes. They tried to build a tower to heaven.
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I want to go to heaven! Let's climb it!
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No Rod, you diddly don't. The Lord dealt out a mighty powerful punishment on the people who built this tower.
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Being punished is my favorite hobby!
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Then your punishment is no punishment!
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Task: Make Ned Be Condescending About Tower of Babel (4h, Tower of Babel)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rosh Hashanah
Rosh Hashanah Pt. 1
| After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark:
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God, I was thinking, we never have guests over.
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I wouldn't be able to walk around in my robe if we had guests, Krustofsky. You know I like my alone time.
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How about just one guest? I would love to see my son.
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Oh my Me. I can't say no to that face. Fine. But only for one day.
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Task: Make Krusty Go to Jewish Heaven (4h, Jewish Heaven)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rosh Hashanah Pt. 2
| After completing Rosh Hashanah Pt. 1:
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It's good to see you again, son! I've missed you.
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Hi, Dad. Hey-Hey, God. What's the kid doing here?
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S’up?
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Trying to get him away from video games. Jesus, put the controller down!
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Whatever.
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Krusty, I'm glad you're spending New Year's Day with me. Did you bring my Shofar?
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It’s right in my big clown pocket!
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Task: Make Krusty Blow His Shofar (4h, Jewish Heaven)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rosh Hashanah Pt. 3
| After completing Rosh Hashanah Pt. 2:
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It's time for you to go, Krusty.
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I hate saying goodbye.
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Tell ya what, how about we eat some Krusty Burgers together before I go?
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Guess I can't get any deader. Sure.
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Task: Make Krusty Share a Last Meal (4h, Jewish Heaven)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rosh Hashanah Pt 4
| After completing Rosh Hashanah Pt. 3:
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Hottily-hoodily, underground neighborino! Welcome to H-e-double bent paper clips!
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What the-? How did I end up here? God said he was sending me home.
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I'll bet he didn't specify which home. Pull up a pitchfork and get poking.
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I have to get out of here!
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| Task: Make Krusty Try to Escape Jewish Hell (4h, Jewish Heaven)
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This clown can't stay down. You gotta get me back up to Springfield.
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What do I get by letting you go?
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I'll give you the souls of everyone who eats a Krusty Burger.
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They have to eat AND digest it.
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Guh. That’s asking a lot.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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