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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Moe's Ark content update/Premium Gameplay

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Day Old Donuts[edit]

After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Ol' Gil's got a real sweet treat for you today, Springfield.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Day Old Donuts!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mmm... donuts.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're not really planning to eat those stale donuts, are you?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, I'm going to use them to purchase Professor Frink, have him build a time machine, then travel back in time to when the donuts were still fresh. And then eat them.
On offer accepted:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Really? Well hot damn! The kids are going to eat tonight!
On offer declined:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png C'mon, Gil really needs this. They're going to take my kidney!

Have You Heard the News?[edit]

Have You Heard the News? Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Azzlan's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png Pardon me, young man, but Have You Heard the News?
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Cats don't talk, silly. They say, "bark bark".
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png I'm not a cat. And if I were, I wouldn't bark.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png My mommy says bark is for trees not for lunch.
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png That's sound advice. I just remembered I have an appointment across town.
Task: Make Azzlan Offer Solace (8h, Homes)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Have You Heard the News? Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Azzlan's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png Pardon me, kind sir, Have You Heard the News?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oh, my! Are Rod and Todd alright?
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png Fear not. I'm spreading the word of how you can be saved.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Spread away! My bread is always open to a schmear of fellowship with a feline fellow believer.
Task: Make Ned Invite Azzlan in for Bread and Wine (4h, Flanders House)
Task: Make Azzlan Fellowship With Flanders (4h, Flanders House)
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Forgive me, Lord for buckin' the bible thumpin', but I just can't take this talking Lion seriously.
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png I was for certain I found another member of the cause. You're just like all the others.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You make a great King of the jungle but a lousy King of the Jews. We're done here.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Have You Heard the News? Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Azzlan's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png Pardon me, sir! Have you heard the news of how you can be saved?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Did Marge sign me up for another Gut Gazers Diet program?!
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png No, but I'm sure if you read this pamphlet, you'll find what your heart desires.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png My heart desires cholesterol in the form of donuts and cheesecake.
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png This isn't working out. I need to try a new approach.
Task: Make Azzlan Hand Out Literature (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Have You Heard the News? Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Azzlan's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png I need your advice. I can't seem to get anyone to listen to me.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Come again? I was texting Helen to pick up large print bibles. It's senior citizen Sunday this week.
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png Never mind.
Task: Make Azzlan Eat His Feelings at Krusty Burger (24h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Have You Heard the News? Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Don't eat that! Cats can't digest Krusty Burgers! Humans barely can. And you have so much to live for.
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png No one wants to hear the news. What's the point anymore?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Why don't I help you out. I can take some of this literature off your paws and spread the word.
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png You promise you won't toss it in a dumpster on your way home?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Absolutely! I swear on this stack of pamphlets.
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png Oh, thank you, Marge! This is a sign, I can't give up now. The people need me to spread the news!
Task: Make Azzlan Restock on Pamphlets at Serfsons House (4h, Serfsons House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Peek-At-Em Park[edit]

After completing :
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Look, Dad! These animals are amazing!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can't look now, honey. Daddy's doing important texting. You're not supposed to text and parent at the same time.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But don't you want to admire the animals' beauty?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Not while I'm typing "screw you" in emojis to Flanders.
Task: Make Lisa Visit Peek-At-Em Park (4h, Peek-At-Em Park)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Coming to Springfield[edit]

Coming to Springfield Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's great to see you again Kitenge! This time I'll be your guide.
Tapped Out Kitenge Icon.png So, you'll fight off a hippo and have all your bones broken while I escape to safety?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, I thought hippos would be extinct by now!
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *suck suck*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maggie, you knew this, and you didn't tell me?!
Task: Make Kitenge Go to Moe's (12h, Moe's Tavern)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Make Homer Go to Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Coming to Springfield Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Kitenge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kitenge Icon.png I'm bored. Can we do something besides drink, Homer?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You're bored because you don't drink enough. When you drink until you can't remember, then you'll have fun.
Tapped Out Kitenge Icon.png I should have gone to the library with Lisa.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Alright, you party pooper. I'll take you and that cute bush baby somewhere way more exciting.
Task: Make Kitenge Shoo Bush Baby (8h)
Tapped Out Kitenge Icon.png Eeaagh! I hate bush babies! Every time they do their awful business right on my shoulder!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Coming to Springfield Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This is my kingdom, and this is my throne... plus the one I showed you in the restroom.
Tapped Out Kitenge Icon.png That was a real eye-opener.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Here, have a donut. They're good for taking the edge off having to show up for a job.
Tapped Out Kitenge Icon.png Enough! I don't care about your donuts. I want to do something fun.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Fine, let me just forge my time card and I'll show you one of the best places in town.
Task: Make Kitenge Eat Krusty Burgers (24h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Coming to Springfield Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Kitenge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kitenge Icon.png I must admit that Krusty Burger was pretty good. What's in it?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's best not to ask.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now finish your emu burger so we can make it home for dinner.
Tapped Out Kitenge Icon.png Dinner? I am stuffed, I can't eat again. Especially not right away.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But Krusty Burgers are pregame grease for the gears before eating Marge's cooking.
Task: Make Marge Cook a Special Dinner (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Pre-Game at Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger)
Task: Make Kitenge Go to the Simpson's House for Dinner (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Coming to Springfield Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png We're so happy you're visiting, Kitenge. I hope Homie showed you a great time.
Tapped Out Kitenge Icon.png It has been one of the greatest wastes of time in my life.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's a better review than I usually get.
Tapped Out Kitenge Icon.png I'm sorry, Homer. You taught me all the things I don't want to do.
Tapped Out Kitenge Icon.png Now to experience America the right way -- without the Simpsons!
Task: Make Kitenge Dance in a Frenzy of Joy (4h)
Task: Make Kitenge Stay in African Tree Resort (4h, African Tree Resort)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Big Bug House[edit]

After building Big Bug House:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Sometimes a man only gets one chance to become the greatest superhero ever.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Mine is now! That giant spider's bite will give me powers I desire!
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Visit Big Bug House (4h, Big Bug House)
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Alas, spider-powers have eluded me. I am left with but only decaying flesh from the spider's venom.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Worst spider bite ever.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Duff McShark Tank[edit]

After placing Duff McShark Tank:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Duff McShark is a star with his own tank! Why couldn't that be you in there, you dumb dog.
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon.png *whimper*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is that shark handing out free beer?! You never handed me anything but a chewed-up Frisbee, you dumb dog.
Task: Make Homer Visit Duff McShark Tank (4h, Duff McShark Tank)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

No Me in Talent[edit]

No Me in Talent Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Allison Taylor's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Allison Taylor Icon.png
Hey Lisa! Are you entering the Springfield Elementary Talent Show?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Nah, it sounds like a made-up event for Principal Skinner to charge people to attend.
Tapped Out Allison Taylor Icon.png
Well, that's too bad. I was looking forward to playing sax together again.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We wouldn't be playing together. We'd be competing. And we know how that would turn out.
Tapped Out Allison Taylor Icon.png
How?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Tell you what, you enter, and I'll stay out of it. Then you're sure to win.
Task: Make Allison Taylor Master Playing Saxophone (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

No Me in Talent Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Allison Taylor's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Allison Taylor Icon.png
Alright, Lisa, I've been practicing non-stop. I'm ready to play with you now.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, Allison, you don't get it. Practice can't compete with raw talent.
Tapped Out Allison Taylor Icon.png
I didn't know we were competing. I thought it was just a chance for everyone to show their skills.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It is, but some people's' skills just happen to be better than others. It's genetics, nothing to be ashamed of.
Tapped Out Allison Taylor Icon.png
I'm not ashamed. I'm a great sax player.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Sweet Allison. Believing in yourself is really important.
Task: Make Allison Taylor Give Herself a Pep Talk in the Mirror (4h, Taylor House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

No Me in Talent Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Allison Taylor's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Allison Taylor Icon.png
The talent show is tomorrow, and I'm ready! Time to decompress.
Tapped Out Allison Taylor Icon.png
I haven't worked on my diorama in a while. That always helps me relax.
Task: Make Allison Taylor Play With Diorama (1h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

No Me in Talent Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Alright students, settle down. Thank you, Lisa, for that odd take on "Baker Street."
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Can you give me another chance? This time I'll do it with less Gerry and more Rafferty.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I'm not running a charity here, except for the talent show fundraising charity. If you get a second chance, then everyone will want one.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This isn't fair. I have natural talent, I shouldn't have to practice.
Tapped Out Allison Taylor Icon.png
It's okay, Lisa, I didn't think you were that bad.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Allison, leave Lisa to wallow in her despair. You're up next.
Task: Make Allison Taylor Put on the Show of a Lifetime (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png That was absolutely beautiful.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Knock it off, Seymour! You're blabbering like a baby.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

No Me in Talent Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Allison, you really are better than me. Guess I'll give up music and become a *sniff* music teacher.
Tapped Out Allison Taylor Icon.png
That's a horrible thing to say. Don't give up, Lisa. How about from now on we play together as friends?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I would really like that.
Task: Make Allison Play Saxophone Duet With Lisa (4h, Taylor House, Lisa)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Pinkbeardy Yogurt[edit]

After building Pinkbeardy Yogurt:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Mom. I'm going to Pinkbeardy for chocolate yogurt.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Were you planning on leaving the rest of us out?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You're right. What can I get you?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Nothing. Just seeing my son feeling guilty is yogurt enough for me.
Task: Make Bart Get Yogurt Ingredients That Look Like Drugs (4h, Pinkbeardy Yogurt)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Diamond in the Bluff[edit]

Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Joan Bushwell's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png I can't believe I overslept and missed my 5:10 AM chimp observation!
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png That's what I get for sleeping in the trees to record Howler Monkey mating howls.
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png No matter, the real fun doesn't start until 5:40 AM anyway.
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png Springfield's lucky to have an expert like me who knows the difference between an Eastern chimpanzee, a Nigeria-Cameroon and a Krusty Burger Laffy Meal toy!
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon - Crazed.png If my chimps mine enough diamonds I can build an even larger refuge... all out of diamonds!
Task: Make Joan Bushwell Observe the Chimps Mining Diamonds (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Joan Bushwell's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png All this sitting and staring from trees and atop termite hills really works up an appetite.
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png Better replenish my strength with a hearty meal.
Task: Make Joan Bushwell Eat a Quick Lunch of Roots and Water (1h, Chimp Refuge)
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png I overdid eating roots today. They're growing right through me.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Joan Bushwell's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, my anniversary is coming up. Can I have one of those diamonds?
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png Aw, how sweet! I hate to stand in the way of love. Even if it is between two non-monkeys.
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png But I'm afraid I'm running low on diamonds.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can't you make the monkeys work double shifts?
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png Not since they unionized and demanded benefits.
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png You know, if you help me get more workers, I can give you diamonds.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Springfield is ripe with simple-minded workers. I'll drum up all you need!
'Task: Make Homer Trick Springfielders to Working in the Mine (4h, Chimp Refuge)
Task: Make Springfielders Work in the Mine [x10] (4h, Chimp Refuge)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png I'm sick of working in these mines, Homer. My lungs are clogged, my vision's shot, and I'm not even getting paid.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You're getting paid with the satisfaction of helping your pal get diamonds.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Wait. You get to keep the diamonds? That's it, I'm outta here!
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png Don't go! I was holding onto your diamonds until you were ready. I had your best interest in mind!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Wow, you held onto those without telling me with the mine collapse and the 43 days I spent underground? You do have my best interest in mind.
Task: Make Joan Bushwell Bribe Springfielders (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Give it up, Bushwell, we're onto your nefarious diamond operation.
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png Nefarious? You must have the wrong person. Here. Take these diamonds and forget this misunderstanding.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You're right. It is a misunderstanding. Sorry for your trouble. These diamonds should cover up, I mean clear this up.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Chief, she's trying to bribe you into letting her go.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Who are you, the police? Oh right, we are.
Task: Make Joan Bushwell Hide From the Police (4h, Chimp Refuge)
Tapped Out Joan Bushwell Icon.png That was a close one. I was worried I would have to pay off the cops. Again!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Kill Burns[edit]

Kill Burns Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That Mr. Burns is a real piece of work!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homie, don't talk ill about your boss in front of Maggie.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm sorry Maggie, but even babies should know Mr. Burns is a jerk. He needs to be taught a lesson.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Mr. Burns will get what's coming to him, but not from any of us. Right Maggie?
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Energize and Fly (12h)
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Who's there?
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *suck*
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Maggie Simpson! How'd you get in here?
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *suck*
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png And since when can you do that? Easy now. Just put the sword down.
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png No! I won't betray Mr. Burns. He'll be long gone by the time you find him.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Kill Burns Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png It's bad enough we work for that jerk. Now he owns the beer we drink.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Burns won't stop until he owns everything and everyone.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Youse guys don't know what you're talkin' about, alright. Burns ain't so bad once he's paying you.
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hey! No babies allowed after 1 PM. That's when the drunks show up.
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *suck*
Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Trash Moe's Bar (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png What have you done to my precious, dirty, leaky bar?
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Alright, I'll spill. Burns was here, he said he was gonna see Krusty next. Now lemme sweep up my booze and get it back into bottles.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Kill Burns Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What do you mean we're out of meat patties? Just use the mystery junk Burns dropped off.
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *suck*
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png It's you! Look, Burns and I help each other out. I scratch his back, he gets Smithers to scratch mine.
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Okay, calm down. Don't pop your pacifier. I do remember Burns saying something about going to the Kwik-E-Mart.
Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Investigate the Kwik-E-Mart (6s, Kwik-E-Mart)
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Baby Maggie! You cannot be near my toxic hot dogs and suspect burritos unsupervised.
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *suck*
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I am sorry, but I do not understand your adorable baby noises.
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png However, if you were asking for the whereabouts of Mr. Burns, he is at the Power Plant. You just missed him.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Kill Burns Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png What was that? Is someone there? Ah, it's you. Smithers warned me of your crusade.
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *intense suck* *enraged suck*
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Your diaper gives you great confidence. But I have more. Do your worst, baby.
Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Get Revenge on Burns (4h, Control Building)
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Please, take mercy on this withered old man.
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *remorseful suck*
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Ha, while you fell for my mercy ploy, it allowed me time to fall into my trap door.
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png See you around, you layette loser!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Kill Burns Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mr. Burns! What are you doing in my house!?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Simpson, help me stop your murderous infant or you're fired.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maggie? She's just a harmless baby.
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Where did you learn to swear like a safety inspector? Oh, wait.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png She's going to kill me, Simpson! Stop her!
Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Reach Max "I Have The Power!" Status (8h)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maggie, people say mean things about their bosses all the time. That doesn't mean we want to kill them.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It just means that we wish they were dead.
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *suck* *cries* *suck*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But I am proud you tried to take revenge on Mr. Burns in my honor. That's my girl.
Tapped Out Butterfly Maggie Icon.png *suck suck* *suck* *suck suck*
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png If you no longer try to kill me, I shall forget this misunderstanding, and be marginally nicer to your father.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Sarah Wiggum Promo[edit]

After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Not taking the bait? I'm the one on the hook, line, and sinker this time.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Ol' Gil's going to be sleeping with the fishes for real.
Sarah Wiggum Promo.png
On offer accepted:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I may have been washed up, but my aquarium critters don't have to be!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png We're all having sushi tonight!
On offer declined:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Ol' Gil's luck is turning around. Larry Kidkill is reopening the zoo. I'll betcha baboons to beluga whales I can sell him the Aquarium.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png You can't have a zoo without Ol' Gil or fish gills!

Family Fun[edit]

Family Fun Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Sarah Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Happy Christmas, mama!
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Ralph, Christmas isn't until the end of the year when Santa comes.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png I thought Santa came every night, laid on our couch and ate cheese balls.
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png That's your Daddy, sweetie.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png I already got you a present -- my long hair. I just can't get it off my head.
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Let me help you.
Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Cut Ralph's Hair (8h, Ralph)
Task: Reach Level 26 and Build the Wiggum House
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png We are supposed to go to the Aquarium for family day. Where is your father?
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png He's at the North Pole with his reindeer!
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Let's just go with that. Mommy has to pick up some things at the store. Be good, sweetie.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png 'Cause Santa will find out!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Family Fun Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Sarah Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Is this all the wine you have, Apu?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I may have more boxes of wine in the back.
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Just to be sure, I better buy it all.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Are you throwing some kind of huge party?
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Just the opposite. I'm buying up all the wine before my AA meeting tonight.
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Just knowing it's here is torture. After I buy it can you flush it down the toilet?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png That will be the first thing down my toilet for a good cause!
Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Drink Boxed Wine (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Family Fun Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Sarah Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Is that you, Marge? I barely recognized you.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Lisa and Homer got me a gift card to Jake's. They said I work too hard and deserved it. Isn't that sweet!?
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Oh, look. Clancy and Ralph just texted me saying the same thing. I work hard and deserve it too.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I didn't hear your phone ding.
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png I do work hard, I do! I do! I do!
Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace (1h, Jake's Unisex Hair Palace)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Family Fun Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Hey honey, how was your day?
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Where have you been? We were supposed to go to Family Fun day at the Aquarium!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png That's today? I thought that was one of those things we talk about but never do.
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png I can't believe you can just forget like that, Clancy.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'll make it up to you, Poppin' Fresh. We can go to the Aquarium right now!
Task: Make Wiggum Family Go to Aquarium [x3] (4h, Springfield Aquarium)
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png This has been a perfect day with my two little angels. Time for a family photo!
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Oh look, the sea cows are wrestling!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Hey, they have ice cream bars shaped like little penguins!
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Clancy? Ralph? Where did you run off to?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Family Fun Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Guh! They taste like actual penguins. Sarah?! Ralph?! Where are you? Better fire a few rounds so they can find me.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png You shot the Yum Yum fish tank! You can't have weapons in here, you're banned for life!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'm the law. You can't ban me. I can only ban myself! So... Chief Wiggum, you're banned!
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png The water pandas taught me how to slide on my tummy. They're my Mommy and Daddy now!
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png There you two are!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I knew you'd recognize the sound of my gun.
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Actually I followed the trail of dead fish to you.
Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Go Home in Shame (4h, Wiggum House)
Task: Make Wiggum Go Home With Pride (4h, Wiggum House)
Task: Make Ralph Go Home in Ignorance (4h, Wiggum House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Atlantis[edit]

After building Atlantis:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Look, Bart! It's Atlantis, the lost city!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I want to marry a mermaid. Let's go check it out!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You go ahead. I don't do fish or girls.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Fine, then you're not invited to our underwater wedding.
Task: Make Milhouse Fail to Find a Bride in Atlantis (4h, Atlantis)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword[edit]

Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Knifey Spooney' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png My first-time stateside. A lot smaller than I expected.
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png I gotta find a good spot to grab a bevvie.
Task: Make Knifey Spooney Drink at Moe's (12h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png This snake pit reminds me of my favorite bottle-o back home! America ain't so bad.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Knifey Spooney' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png The perfect bottle-o of scum and villainy. But can't spend my whole trip drinkin'. Gotta see the sights.
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Not so fast, crocodile skin. Fork over your money, or you'll be tasting my cold steel knife!
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png You call that a knife?
Task: Make Snake Confront Knifey Spooney (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Knifey Spooney Intimidate Snake With His Spoon (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Dude, that's not fair! Where'd you get a spoon that big?
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png It's not a spoon. Now this, this is a knife.
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png Now I believe one of us was about to hand over all their money.
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png I think I hear my jail cell calling me. Bye!
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png That bloke deserves a good bootin'. Good thing I don't leave home without mine.
Task: Make Knifey Spooney Patrol Springfield Wearing the Boot (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 4[edit]

After building African Tree Resort:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You're that weird guy we met in Australia. What are you doing here?
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png Oh right, you're the kid that almost started a war.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wars are easy. Homework is hard.
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png If you say so, kid. Say, you up for a game of Knifey Spooney?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png When am I not?
Task: Make Knifey Spooney Challenge Bart to a Game of Knifey Spooney (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Play a Game of Knifey Spooney (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png C'mon, you gotta give me a chance to break even. Best out of 67!
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png I think you've had enough.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Knifey Spooney' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png No one in this town can challenge me at Knifey Spooney?!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I take offense to that.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I might be able to give you a fun-run for your money.
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png This muzzy-lipped bloke is a joke, right?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You're sportin' a cookie duster from down under yourself there, whisker mister!
Task: Make Knifey Spooney Challenge Springfielders to a Game of Knifey Spooney (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Ned Dominate at a Game of Knifey Spooney (4h, Flanders House)
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png This bloke's bottling his blood's worth! I'm bodgy compared to you. You have to teach me your ways.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I've got my first disciple! Follow me on the path to Ned-leousness knowledge.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png First thing: recite the Lord's prayer backward while sortin' knives and spoons in the silverware drawer.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Three-Eyed Whale[edit]

After placing Three-Eyed Whale:
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Sir, is that whale another result of chemical spillage from the plant?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Nonsense, Smithers. I may drip but my plant nor I have any spillage issues.
If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Burns Be in Denial of Three-Eyed Whale (4h, Squidport Entrance or Control Building)
Task: Tap Three-Eyed Whale
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

3:10 to Yo Yo[edit]

3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Yo Yo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Yo Yo Icon.png Can you believe it!? We are in the human world, the Toad Spirit must have teleported us here.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh my gosh, Yo Yo! You're real!? And you speak English! Springfield English!
Tapped Out Yo Yo Icon.png Yes, we are very real but from another plane of existence. We have to catch the worm train back home.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I don't know where worm trains come from, but good luck!
Task: Make Yo Yo Give Kangee a Snack (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Yo Yo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Yo Yo Icon.png Excuse me, strange being, have you seen a worm train?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Who youse calling strange? And leave my worms outta this!
Tapped Out Yo Yo Icon.png Uh-oh, Kangee, I think we upset it. We best be going.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png And don't come back!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Unless it's family night at the bar, then bring your whole crew. It's a fun time for everyone.
Task: Make Yo Yo Bound Around to Find Worm Train (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Yo Yo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Yo Yo Icon.png Mister, have you seen the worm train?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png What the...? A flying Kangaroo! When I was in the war I flew a bunch of different animals... a jackrabbit...
Tapped Out Yo Yo Icon.png Oh, look at that, I actually think I see the worm train over there. Gotta go, bye!
Task: Make Yo Yo Avoid Grampa (4h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Brandine, you see what I'm seeing?
Tapped Out Yo Yo Icon.png Kangee is pretty isn't she?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Pretty tasty! We goin' eat good tonight.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png I'll fire up the stew pot!
Tapped Out Yo Yo Icon.png Hurry, Kangee, get us out of here!
Task: Make Yo Yo Escape Cletus (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Yo Yo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Yo Yo Icon.png Kangee, look! The worm train! We can finally go home!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yo Yo, wait! I've seen how the movie ends. You can't go back to your time. Besides, Springfield isn't so bad.
Tapped Out Yo Yo Icon.png Based on my experience, it's a pretty bad place. And I need to save Aunt Ginzee from the Toad Spirit.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You never liked her anyway. Besides, what if she's happy with the Toad Spirit?
Tapped Out Yo Yo Icon.png She does make me brush my teeth before bed and got me socks for my birthday. You're right, she's the worst!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Give Springfield another chance. We arrest people who give bad gifts!
Task: Make Yo Yo Give Springfield Another Chance (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Yo Yo Icon.png This might just be a good fit for us, Kangee. If we can avoid the people trying to kill and eat us.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Giant Lobster Scorpion[edit]

After placing Giant Lobster Scorpion:
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Look at the size of ya. You'd be a tasty treat on Willie's dinner plate. That's if Willie ate off dinner plates.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Uh, Sir, you can't eat the Lobster Scorpion.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png This crusty groundskeeper will eat any crustacean he wants. Now outta my way!
Task: Make Willie Try to Eat a Lobster Scorpion (4h, Giant Lobster Scorpion)
Task: Tap Giant Lobster Scorpion)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Tower of Babel[edit]

After building Tower of Babel:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That, boys, is one of man's greatest mistakes. They tried to build a tower to heaven.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png I want to go to heaven! Let's climb it!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png No Rod, you diddly don't. The Lord dealt out a mighty powerful punishment on the people who built this tower.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Being punished is my favorite hobby!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Then your punishment is no punishment!
Task: Make Ned Be Condescending About Tower of Babel (4h, Tower of Babel)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rosh Hashanah[edit]

Rosh Hashanah Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png God, I was thinking, we never have guests over.
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png I wouldn't be able to walk around in my robe if we had guests, Krustofsky. You know I like my alone time.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png How about just one guest? I would love to see my son.
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png Oh my Me. I can't say no to that face. Fine. But only for one day.
Task: Make Krusty Go to Jewish Heaven (4h, Jewish Heaven)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rosh Hashanah Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Rosh Hashanah Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png It's good to see you again, son! I've missed you.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hi, Dad. Hey-Hey, God. What's the kid doing here?
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png S'up?
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png Trying to get him away from video games. Jesus, put the controller down!
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Whatever.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Krusty, I'm glad you're spending New Year's Day with me. Did you bring my Shofar?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png It's right in my big clown pocket!
Task: Make Krusty Blow His Shofar (4h, Jewish Heaven)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rosh Hashanah Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Rosh Hashanah Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png It's time for you to go, Krusty.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png I hate saying goodbye.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Tell ya what, how about we eat some Krusty Burgers together before I go?
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Guess I can't get any deader. Sure.
Task: Make Krusty Share a Last Meal (4h, Jewish Heaven)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rosh Hashanah Pt 4[edit]

After completing Rosh Hashanah Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Devil Flanders Icon.png Hottily-hoodily, underground neighborino! Welcome to H-e-double bent paper clips!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What the-? How did I end up here? God said he was sending me home.
Tapped Out Devil Flanders Icon.png I'll bet he didn't specify which home. Pull up a pitchfork and get poking.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I have to get out of here!
Task: Make Krusty Try to Escape Jewish Hell (4h, Jewish Heaven)
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png This clown can't stay down. You gotta get me back up to Springfield.
Tapped Out Devil Flanders Icon.png What do I get by letting you go?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I'll give you the souls of everyone who eats a Krusty Burger.
Tapped Out Devil Flanders Icon.png They have to eat AND digest it.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Guh. That's asking a lot.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20