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− | + | |[[Bart the General]] | |
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− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |February 11, 1990 |
− | | | + | |I will not instigate revolution |
− | | | + | |[[Moaning Lisa]] |
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− | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | |February 18, 1990 |
− | | | + | |I will not draw naked ladies in class |
− | | | + | |[[Call of the Simpsons]] |
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− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |February 25, 1990 |
− | | | + | |I did not see Elvis |
− | | | + | |[[The Telltale Head]] |
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− | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | |March 18, 1990 |
− | | | + | |''no gag - shortened opening due to time'' |
− | | | + | |[[Life on the Fast Lane]] |
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− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |March 25, 1990 |
− | | | + | |I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" |
− | | | + | |[[Homer's Night Out]] |
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− | | | + | |April 15, 1990 |
− | | | + | |Garlic gum is not funny |
− | | | + | |[[The Crepes of Wrath]] |
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− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |April 29, 1990 |
− | | | + | |They are laughing at me, not with me |
− | | | + | |[[Krusty Gets Busted]] |
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+ | |May 13, 1990 | ||
+ | |I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom | ||
+ | |[[Some Enchanted Evening]] | ||
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+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Episode Name | ||
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+ | |October 11, 1990 | ||
+ | |I will not encourage others to fly ''(And during the episode:'' I will not fake my way through life'')'' | ||
+ | |[[Bart Gets an F]] | ||
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− | | | + | |October 18, 1990 |
− | | | + | |Tar is not a plaything |
− | + | |[[Simpson and Delilah]] | |
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− | + | |October 25, 1990 | |
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− | | | + | |November 1, 1990 |
− | |'' | + | |I will not Xerox my butt (''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'' - "It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'") |
− | |"[[ | + | |[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]] |
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− | | | + | |November 8, 1990 |
− | |'' | + | |I will not trade pants with others |
− | |"[[ | + | |[[Dancin' Homer]] |
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+ | |19 | ||
+ | |November 15, 1990 | ||
+ | |I am not a 32 year old woman ''(though at the time, the voice of Bart, [[Nancy Cartwright]], was) '' | ||
+ | |[[Dead Putting Society]] | ||
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+ | |November 22, 1990 | ||
+ | |I will not do that thing with my tongue | ||
+ | |[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]] | ||
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− | | | + | |December 6, 1990 |
− | |' | + | |I will not drive the principal's car (similar chalkboard gag in ''The Months'', with the principal being replaced by December) |
− | + | |[[Bart the Daredevil]] | |
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− | + | |December 20, 1990 | |
− | + | |I will not pledge allegiance to Bart | |
− | + | |[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]] | |
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− | + | |January 10, 1991 | |
− | |[[Bart the | + | |I will not sell school property |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]] |
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− | |I will not | + | |January 24, 1991 |
− | |[[ | + | |I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)'' |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]] |
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− | |I will not | + | |January 31, 1991 |
− | |[[ | + | |I will not get very far with this attitude |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |[[The Way We Was]] |
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− | | | + | |February 7, 1991 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not make flatulent noises in class |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]] |
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− | | | + | |February 14, 1991 |
− | | | + | |I will not belch the national anthem |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Principal Charming]] |
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− | | | + | |February 21, 1991 |
− | | | + | |I will not sell land in Florida |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]] |
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− | | | + | |March 7, 1991 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not sell school property |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]] |
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− | | | + | |March 28, 1991 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not grease the monkey bars |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Old Money]] |
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− | | | + | |April 11, 1991 |
− | |I | + | |I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Brush with Greatness]] |
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− | | | + | |32 |
− | | | + | |April 25, 1991 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa's Substitute]] |
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− | | | + | |33 |
− | | | + | |May 2, 1991 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not do anything bad ever again |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The War of the Simpsons]] |
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− | | | + | |34 |
− | | | + | |May 9, 1991 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Three Men and a Comic Book]] |
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− | | | + | |July 11, 1991 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not sleep through my education |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Blood Feud]] |
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− | | | + | == [[The Simpsons (season 3)|Season 3]] == |
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+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Episode Name | ||
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+ | |September 19, 1991 | ||
+ | |I am not a dentist | ||
+ | |[[Stark Raving Dad]] | ||
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− | | | + | |37 |
− | | | + | |September 26, 1991 |
− | | | + | |Spitwads are not free speech |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]] |
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− | | | + | |38 |
− | | | + | |October 3, 1991 |
− | | | + | |Nobody likes sunburn slappers |
− | |[[ | + | |[[When Flanders Failed]] |
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− | | | + | |October 10, 1991 |
− | |I will not | + | |High explosives and school don't mix ''(And during the episode:'' I will not bribe Principal Skinner'')'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart the Murderer]] |
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− | | | + | |October 17, 1991 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not squeak chalk''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer Defined]] |
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− | | | + | |October 24, 1991 |
− | |I will | + | |I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)'' |
− | + | |[[Like Father, Like Clown]] | |
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− | + | |October 31, 1991 | |
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|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror II]] |
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− | | | + | |November 7, 1991 |
− | | | + | |"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa's Pony]] |
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− | | | + | |44 |
− | | | + | |November 14, 1991 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not fake rabies |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Saturdays of Thunder]] |
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− | | | + | |November 21, 1991 |
− | | | + | |Underwear should be worn on the inside |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Flaming Moe's]] |
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− | | | + | |December 5, 1991 |
− | | | + | |The Christmas Pageant does not stink |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]] |
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− | | | + | |December 26, 1991 |
− | | | + | |I will not torment the emotionally frail |
− | |[[ | + | |[[I Married Marge]] |
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− | | | + | |January 9, 1992 |
− | | | + | |I will not carve gods |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Radio Bart]] |
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− | | | + | |January 23, 1992 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa the Greek]] |
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− | | | + | |February 6, 1992 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not spank others |
− | |[[Homer | + | |[[Homer Alone]] |
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− | | | + | |February 13, 1992 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart the Lover]] |
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− | | | + | |February 20, 1992 |
− | |'' | + | |I will not aim for the head''(In this episode, a major character was hit in the head by a pitch during a baseball game.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer at the Bat]] |
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− | | | + | |February 27, 1992 |
− | | | + | |I will not barf unless I'm sick ''(And during the episode:'' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty'')'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Separate Vocations]] |
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− | | | + | |March 12, 1992 |
− | |I | + | |I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Dog of Death]] |
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− | | | + | |March 26, 1992 |
− | | | + | |I will not conduct my own fire drills |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Colonel Homer]] |
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− | | | + | |April 9, 1992 |
− | | | + | |Funny noises are not funny |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Black Widower]] |
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− | | | + | |April 23, 1992 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not spin the turtle |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Otto Show]] |
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− | | | + | |May 7, 1992 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not snap bras |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]] |
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− | | | + | |August 27, 1992 |
− | | | + | |I will not fake seizures |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]] |
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− | | | + | == [[The Simpsons (season 4)|Season 4]] == |
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+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Gag | ||
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+ | |September 24, 1992 | ||
+ | |This punishment is not boring and pointless | ||
+ | |[[Kamp Krusty]] | ||
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− | | | + | |October 01, 1992 |
− | | | + | |My name is not "Dr. Death" |
− | |[[ | + | |[[A Streetcar Named Marge]] |
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− | | | + | |October 08, 1992 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not defame New Orleans''(This was due to complaints regarding the [[A Streetcar Named Marge|previous episode]]'s song about New Orleans.)'' |
− | |[[Homer | + | |[[Homer the Heretic]] |
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− | | | + | |October 15, 1992 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not prescribe medication |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]] |
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− | | | + | |October 29, 1992 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror III]] |
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− | | | + | |November 03, 1992 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not bury the new kid ''(During the episode, Marge writes "I will try to raise a better child.")'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[:Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]] |
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− | | | + | |November 05, 1992 |
− | | | + | |I will not teach others to fly |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Marge Gets a Job]] |
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− | | | + | |November 12, 1992 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not bring sheep to class |
− | |[[ | + | |[[New Kid on the Block]] |
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− | | | + | |November 19, 1992 |
− | | | + | |A burp is not an answer |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Mr. Plow]] |
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− | | | + | |December 03, 1992 |
− | | | + | |Teacher is not a leper |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa's First Word]] |
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− | | | + | |December 17, 1992 |
− | | | + | |Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer's Triple Bypass]] |
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− | | | + | |January 14, 1993 |
− | | | + | |I will not eat things for money |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Marge vs. the Monorail]] |
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− | | | + | |January 21, 1993 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Selma's Choice]] |
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− | | | + | |February 04, 1993 |
− | | | + | |The [[Seymour Skinner|principal]]'s toupée is not a frisbee |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Brother from the Same Planet]] |
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− | | | + | |February 11, 1993 |
− | | | + | |I will not call the principal "spud head" |
− | |[[ | + | |[[I Love Lisa]] |
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− | | | + | |February 18, 1993 |
− | | | + | |Goldfish don't bounce |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Duffless]] |
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− | | | + | |March 11, 1993 |
− | | | + | |Mud is not one of the 4 food groups |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Last Exit to Springfield]] |
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− | | | + | |April 01, 1993 |
− | | | + | |No one is interested in my underpants |
− | |[[ | + | |[[:So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]] |
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− | | | + | |April 15, 1993 |
− | | | + | |I will not sell miracle cures |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Front]] |
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− | | | + | |April 29, 1993 |
− | | | + | |I will return the seeing-eye dog |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Whacking Day]] |
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF" | |-style="background-color: #E3F2FF" | ||
− | | | + | |80 |
− | | | + | |May 06, 1993 |
− | | | + | |I do not have diplomatic immunity |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Marge in Chains]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |81 |
− | | | + | |May 13,1993 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not charge admission to the bathroom |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]] |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |} |
− | | | + | |
− | | | + | == [[The Simpsons (season 5)|Season 5]] == |
− | |I will | + | |
− | |[[ | + | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" |
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Episode Name | ||
+ | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | ||
+ | |82 | ||
+ | |September 30, 1993 | ||
+ | |I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]] (''Nine Emmy awards had been won by the show and cast by show's date'') | ||
+ | |[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]] | ||
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |83 |
− | | | + | |October 07, 1993 |
− | |The | + | |The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Cape Feare]] |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
− | | | + | |84 |
− | | | + | |October 14, 1993 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer Goes to College]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |85 |
− | | | + | |October 21, 1993 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Rosebud (The Simpsons)|Rosebud]] |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
− | | | + | |86 |
− | | | + | |October 28, 1993 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror IV]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |87 |
− | | | + | |November 04, 1993 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Marge on the Lam]] |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
− | | | + | |88 |
− | | | + | |November 11, 1993 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart's Inner Child]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |89 |
− | | | + | |November 18, 1993 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]] |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
− | | | + | |90 |
− | | | + | |December 09, 1993 |
− | | | + | |All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Last Temptation of Homer]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |91 |
− | | | + | |December 16, 1993 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause |
− | + | |[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]] | |
− | | | ||
− | |||
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− | |||
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | ||
− | | | + | |92 |
− | | | + | |January 06, 1994 |
− | |I | + | |I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers |
− | |[[Homer | + | |[[Homer the Vigilante]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |93 |
− | | | + | |February 03, 1994 |
− | | | + | |My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart Gets Famous]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | ||
− | | | + | |94 |
− | | | + | |February 10, 1994 |
− | | | + | |I will not go near the kindergarten turtle |
− | |[[Homer | + | |[[Homer and Apu]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |95 |
− | | | + | |February 17, 1994 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | ||
− | | | + | |96 |
− | | | + | |February 24, 1994 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Deep Space Homer]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |97 |
− | | | + | |March 17, 1994 |
− | | | + | |I am not delightfully saucy |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer Loves Flanders]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | ||
− | | | + | |98 |
− | | | + | |March 31, 1994 |
− | | | + | |Organ transplants are best left to the professionals |
− | |[[Bart | + | |[[Bart Gets an Elephant]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |99 |
− | | | + | |April 14, 1994 |
− | | | + | |The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]" |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Burns' Heir]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | ||
− | | | + | |100 |
− | | | + | |April 28, 1994 |
− | | | + | |I will not celebrate meaningless milestones''([[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song|100th episode]])'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |101 |
− | | | + | |May 05, 1994 |
− | | | + | |There are plenty of businesses like show business |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | |-style="background-color: #FFEBD9" | ||
− | | | + | |102 |
− | | | + | |May 12, 1994 |
− | |I | + | |I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |103 |
− | | | + | |May 19, 1994 |
− | | | + | |Five days is not too long to wait for a gun |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]] |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |} |
− | | | + | |
− | | | + | == [[The Simpsons (season 6)|Season 6]] == |
− | | | + | |
− | |[[ | + | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" |
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Episode Name | ||
+ | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | ||
+ | |104 | ||
+ | |September 04, 1994 | ||
+ | |Beans are neither a fruit nor musical (This takes us back to "Whacking Day") | ||
+ | |[[Bart of Darkness]] | ||
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |105 |
− | | | + | |September 11, 1994 |
− | | | + | |No one is interested in my underpants |
− | |[[Lisa | + | |[[Lisa's Rival]] |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
− | | | + | |106 |
− | | | + | |September 25, 1994 |
− | | | + | |I will not use abbrev. |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |107 |
− | | | + | |October 02, 1994 |
− | |I am not | + | |I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]] |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
− | | | + | |108 |
− | | | + | |October 09, 1994 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |109 |
− | | | + | |October 30, 1994 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror V]] |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
− | | | + | |110 |
− | | | + | |November 06, 1994 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not send lard through the mail |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart's Girlfriend]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |111 |
− | | | + | |November 13, 1994 |
− | | | + | |I will not dissect things unless instructed |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa on Ice]] |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
− | | | + | |112 |
− | | | + | |November 27, 1994 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not whittle hall passes out of soap |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer Badman]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |113 |
− | | | + | |December 04, 1994 |
− | | | + | |My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man''(recycled from 1F11)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]] |
− | | | + | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
− | + | |114 | |
− | + | |December 18, 1994 | |
− | + | |[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough | |
− | + | |[[Fear of Flying]] | |
− | + | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |
− | + | |115 | |
− | + | |January 08, 1995 | |
− | + | |Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal | |
+ | |[[Homer the Great]] | ||
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | ||
− | | | + | |116 |
− | | | + | |January 22, 1995 |
− | | | + | |'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice |
− | |[[ | + | |[[And Maggie Makes Three]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |117 |
− | | | + | |February 05, 1995 |
− | | | + | |Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart's Comet]] |
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | ||
− | | | + | |118 |
− | | | + | |February 12, 1995 |
− | | | + | |Next time it could be me on the scaffolding |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homie the Clown]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |119 |
− | | | + | |February 19, 1995 |
− | |I | + | |I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart vs. Australia]] |
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | ||
− | | | + | |120 |
− | | | + | |February 26, 1995 |
− | | | + | |I will remember to take my medication |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer vs. Patty & Selma]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |121 |
− | | | + | |March 05, 1995 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[A Star Is Burns]] |
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | ||
− | | | + | |122 |
− | | | + | |March 19, 1995 |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not strut around like I own the place |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa's Wedding]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |123 |
− | | | + | |April 09, 1995 |
− | | | + | |The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]] |
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | ||
− | | | + | |124 |
− | | | + | |April 16, 1995 |
− | |I | + | |I do not have power of attorney over first graders |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The PTA Disbands]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |125 |
− | | | + | |April 30, 1995 |
− | | | + | |Nerve gas is not a toy |
− | |[[ | + | |[['Round Springfield]] |
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | ||
− | | | + | |126 |
− | | | + | |May 07, 1995 |
− | | | + | |I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Springfield Connection]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |127 |
− | | | + | |May 14, 1995 |
− | | | + | |The First Amendment does not cover burping |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lemon of Troy]] |
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | |-style="background-color: #EAEAEA" | ||
− | | | + | |128 |
− | | | + | |May 21, 1995 |
− | | | + | |This is not a clue... or is it? ''(part 1 of "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]")'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]] |
− | | | + | |} |
− | + | ||
− | + | == [[The Simpsons (season 7)|Season 7]] == | |
− | + | ||
− | + | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | |
− | + | !width="22" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|# | |
− | | | + | !width="117" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Airdate |
− | + | !style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Gag | |
− | + | !width="200" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Episode Name | |
− | + | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | |
− | + | |129 | |
− | | | + | |September 17, 1995 |
− | + | |I will not complain about the solution when I hear it ''(part 2 of "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]")'' | |
− | + | |[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]] | |
− | + | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |
− | + | |130 | |
− | | | + | |September 24, 1995 |
− | + | |"Bewitched" does not promote Satanism | |
− | + | |[[Radioactive Man (episode)|Radioactive Man]] | |
− | + | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |131 |
− | | | + | |October 01, 1995 |
− | | | + | |No one wants to hear from my armpits |
− | |'' | + | |[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]] |
− | |[[ | + | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |132 |
− | | | + | |October 08, 1995 |
− | | | + | |I am not a lean mean spitting machine |
− | | | + | |[[Bart Sells His Soul]] |
− | |[[ | + | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |133 |
− | | | + | |October 15, 1995 |
− | | | + | |The boys' room is not a water park |
− | | | + | |[[Lisa the Vegetarian]] |
− | |[[ | + | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |134 |
− | | | + | |October 29, 1995 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |I | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror VI]] |
− | |[[ | + | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |135 |
− | | | + | |November 05, 1995 |
− | | | + | |Indian burns are not our cultural heritage |
− | | | + | |[[King-Size Homer]] |
− | |[[ | + | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" |
− | |-style="background-color: # | + | |136 |
− | | | + | |November 19, 1995 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | | | + | |[[Mother Simpson]] |
− | |[[ | ||
− | |-style="background-color: # | ||
− | | | ||
− | | | ||
− | | | ||
− | |[[ | ||
− | |-style="background-color: # | ||
− | | | ||
− | | | ||
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− | |[[ | ||
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|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | ||
− | | | + | |137 |
− | | | + | |November 26, 1995 |
− | | | + | |Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |138 |
− | | | + | |December 03, 1995 |
− | |" | + | |I will only do this once a year ''("[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]," a clip show)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]] |
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | ||
− | | | + | |139 |
− | | | + | |December 17, 1995 |
− | | | + | |I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Marge Be Not Proud]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |140 |
− | | | + | |January 07, 1996 |
− | |I am not | + | |I am not certified to remove asbestos |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Team Homer]] |
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | ||
− | | | + | |141 |
− | | | + | |January 14, 1996 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Two Bad Neighbors]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |142 |
− | | | + | |February 04, 1996 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]] |
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | ||
− | | | + | |143 |
− | | | + | |February 11, 1996 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart the Fink]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |144 |
− | | | + | |February 18, 1996 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa the Iconoclast]] |
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | ||
− | | | + | |145 |
− | | | + | |February 25, 1996 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer the Smithers]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |146 |
− | | | + | |March 17, 1996 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[The | + | |[[The Day the Violence Died]] |
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | ||
− | | | + | |147 |
− | | | + | |March 24, 1996 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[A Fish Called Selma]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |148 |
− | | | + | |March 31, 1996 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart on the Road]] |
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | ||
− | | | + | |149 |
− | | | + | |April 14, 1996 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[22 Short Films About Springfield]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |150 |
− | | | + | |April 28, 1996 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]] |
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | ||
− | | | + | |151 |
− | | | + | |May 05, 1996 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Much Apu About Nothing]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |152 |
− | | | + | |May 19, 1996 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homerpalooza]] |
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | |-style="background-color:#F1F1F9" | ||
− | | | + | |153 |
− | | | + | |May 19, 1996 |
+ | |''no gag'' | ||
+ | |[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | == [[The Simpsons (season 8)|Season 8]] == | ||
+ | |||
+ | {|width="100%" class="wikitable" | ||
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|[[Chalkboard gag]] | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Episode Name | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | ||
+ | |154 | ||
+ | |October 27, 1996 | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror VII]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |155 |
− | | | + | |November 03, 1996 |
− | | | + | |I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten |
− | |[[ | + | |[[You Only Move Twice]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" |
− | | | + | |156 |
− | | | + | |November 10, 1996 |
− | | | + | |I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Homer They Fall]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |157 |
− | | | + | |November 17, 1996 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Burns, Baby Burns]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" |
− | | | + | |158 |
− | | | + | |November 24, 1996 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart After Dark]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |159 |
− | | | + | |December 01, 1996 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[A Milhouse Divided]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" |
− | | | + | |160 |
− | | | + | |December 15, 1996 |
− | |''no gag'' | + | |''no gag''''(But during the episode, Lisa writes "I will not be a snickerpuss.")''''' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa's Date with Density]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |161 |
− | | | + | |December 29, 1996 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Hurricane Neddy]] |
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|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | ||
− | | | + | |162 |
− | | | + | |January 05, 1997 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |163 |
− | | | + | |January 12, 1997 |
− | | | + | |The truth is not out there''("[[The Springfield Files]]," an ''X-Files'' parody episode)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Springfield Files]] |
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | ||
− | | | + | |164 |
− | | | + | |January 19, 1997 |
− | |I am not | + | |I am not licensed to do anything (referencing a James Bond movie) |
− | |[[The | + | |[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |165 |
− | | | + | |February 02, 1997 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Mountain of Madness]] |
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | ||
− | | | + | |166 |
− | | | + | |February 07, 1997 |
− | |' | + | |I will not hide the teacher's Prozac |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |167 |
− | | | + | |February 09, 1997 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]] |
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | ||
− | | | + | |168 |
− | | | + | |February 16, 1997 |
− | |''no gag | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer's Phobia]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |169 |
− | | | + | |February 23, 1997 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Brother from Another Series]] |
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | ||
− | | | + | |170 |
− | | | + | |March 02, 1997 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[My Sister, My Sitter]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |171 |
− | | | + | |March 16, 1997 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[The | + | |[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]] |
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | ||
− | | | + | |172 |
− | | | + | |April 06, 1997 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Grade School Confidential]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |173 |
− | | | + | |April 13, 1997 |
+ | |A fire drill does not demand a fire | ||
+ | |[[The Canine Mutiny]] | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | ||
+ | |174 | ||
+ | |April 20, 1997 | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Old Man and the Lisa]] |
− | |||
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− | |||
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |175 |
− | | | + | |April 27, 1997 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[In Marge We Trust]] |
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | ||
− | | | + | |176 |
− | | | + | |May 04, 1997 |
− | |''no gag'' | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[Homer's | + | |[[Homer's Enemy]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |177 |
− | | | + | |May 11, 1997 |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]] |
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | |-style="background-color:#EDF6F8" | ||
− | | | + | |178 |
− | | | + | |May 18, 1997 |
+ | |''no gag'' | ||
+ | |[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | == [[The Simpsons (season 9)|Season 9]] == | ||
+ | |||
+ | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | ||
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #E08DBE"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|Episode Name | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | ||
+ | |179 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=September_21&action=edit&redlink=1 September 21], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |180 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=September_28&action=edit&redlink=1 September 28], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Principal and the Pauper]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" |
− | | | + | |181 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=October_19&action=edit&redlink=1 October 19], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] |
− | |'' | + | |I no longer want my [http:///index.php?title=MTV&action=edit&redlink=1 MTV]''(reference to the lyrics of the [http:///index.php?title=Dire_Straits&action=edit&redlink=1 Dire Straits] song [http:///index.php?title=Money_for_Nothing_(song)&action=edit&redlink=1 Money for Nothing], and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa's Sax]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |182 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=October_26&action=edit&redlink=1 October 26], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] |
− | |||
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− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[The | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]] |
+ | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | ||
+ | |183 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=November_02&action=edit&redlink=1 November 02], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] | ||
+ | |Everyone is tired of that [http:///index.php?title=Richard_Gere&action=edit&redlink=1 Richard Gere][http:///index.php?title=Urban_legend&action=edit&redlink=1 story] | ||
+ | |[[The Cartridge Family]] | ||
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |184 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_09&action=edit&redlink=1 November 09], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] |
+ | |I did not invent [http:///index.php?title=Irish_dancing&action=edit&redlink=1 Irish dancing] | ||
+ | |[[Bart Star]] | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | ||
+ | |185 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" |
− | | | + | |186 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_23&action=edit&redlink=1 November 23], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] |
+ | |I will not tease Fatty | ||
+ | |[[Lisa the Skeptic]] | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | ||
+ | |187 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=December_07&action=edit&redlink=1 December 07], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] | ||
+ | |There was no [http:///index.php?title=Roman_mythology&action=edit&redlink=1 Roman god] named "Fartacus" | ||
+ | |[[Realty Bites]] | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
+ | |188 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=December_21&action=edit&redlink=1 December 21], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997] | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=Rudolph_the_Red-Nosed_Reindeer&action=edit&redlink=1 Rudolph]'s red nose is not alcohol-related | ||
+ | |[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]] | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | ||
+ | |189 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=January_04&action=edit&redlink=1 January 04], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[All Singing, All Dancing]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |190 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_11&action=edit&redlink=1 January 11], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart Carny]] |
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|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | ||
− | | | + | |191 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_08&action=edit&redlink=1 February 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | | | + | |Shooting [http:///index.php?title=Paintball&action=edit&redlink=1 paintballs] is not an art form |
− | |[[The | + | |[[The Joy of Sect]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |192 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_15&action=edit&redlink=1 February 15], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Das Bus]] |
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | ||
− | | | + | |193 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_22&action=edit&redlink=1 February 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | | | + | |Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted "Pain is the cleanser!" as he yanked his moustache in the episode [[Home Away from Homer]].) |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Last Temptation of Krust]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |194 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_01&action=edit&redlink=1 March 01], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=Silly_string&action=edit&redlink=1 Silly string] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Nasal_spray&action=edit&redlink=1 nasal spray] | ||
+ | |[[Dumbbell Indemnity]] | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | ||
+ | |195 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=March_08&action=edit&redlink=1 March 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa the Simpson]] |
− | |||
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− | |||
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |196 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_22&action=edit&redlink=1 March 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | |I | + | |I was told not to do this |
− | |[[ | + | |[[This Little Wiggy]] |
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | ||
− | | | + | |197 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_29&action=edit&redlink=1 March 29], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | | | + | |My butt does not deserve a [http:///index.php?title=Website&action=edit&redlink=1 website] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Simpson Tide]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |198 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_05&action=edit&redlink=1 April 05], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not demand what I'm worth ''(This is a reference to the voice cast's recent demands for higher pay.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Trouble With Trillions]] |
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | ||
− | | | + | |199 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_19&action=edit&redlink=1 April 19], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Girly Edition]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |200 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_26&action=edit&redlink=1 April 26], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | |[ | + | |I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]''(This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Trash of the Titans]] |
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | ||
− | | | + | |201 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_03&action=edit&redlink=1 May 03], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[King of the Hill (The Simpsons)|King of the Hill]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |202 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_10&action=edit&redlink=1 May 10], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | | | + | |I am not the new [http:///index.php?title=Dalai_Lama&action=edit&redlink=1 Dalai Lama] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lost Our Lisa]] |
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | |-style="background-color:#F7D6E8" | ||
− | | | + | |203 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_17&action=edit&redlink=1 May 17], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | | | + | |I was not the inspiration for "[http:///index.php?title=Cosmo_Kramer&action=edit&redlink=1 Kramer]" ''(This episode aired three days after [http:///index.php?title=The_Finale_(Seinfeld_episode)&action=edit&redlink=1 the last episode] of "[http:///index.php?title=Seinfeld&action=edit&redlink=1 Seinfeld]".)'' |
− | |[[The | + | |[[Natural Born Kissers]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |} |
− | | | + | |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |
+ | == [[The Simpsons (season 10)|Season 10]] == | ||
+ | |||
+ | {|width="100%" class="wikitable" | ||
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #bca56a"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #bca56a"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #bca56a"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #bca56a"|Episode Name | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#efe6d0" | ||
+ | |204 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=August_23&action=edit&redlink=1 August 23], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lard of the Dance]] |
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |205 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=September_20&action=edit&redlink=1 September 20], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | | | + | |I will not file [http:///index.php?title=Frivolous_litigation&action=edit&redlink=1 frivolous lawsuits] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color:#efe6d0" |
− | | | + | |206 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=September_27&action=edit&redlink=1 September 27], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart the Mother]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |207 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=October_25&action=edit&redlink=1 October 25], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | | | + | |The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror IX]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color:#efe6d0" |
− | | | + | |208 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_08&action=edit&redlink=1 November 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | | | + | |"butt.com" is not my [http:///index.php?title=E-mail_address&action=edit&redlink=1 E-mail address]''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[When You Dish upon a Star]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |209 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_15&action=edit&redlink=1 November 15], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | | | + | |No one cares what my [http:///index.php?title=Lewinsky_scandal&action=edit&redlink=1 definition of "is"] is |
− | |[[ | + | |[[D'oh-in in the Wind]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color:#efe6d0" |
− | | | + | |210 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_22&action=edit&redlink=1 November 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | | | + | |I will not scream for [http:///index.php?title=Ice_cream&action=edit&redlink=1 ice cream] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa Gets an "A"]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |211 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_06&action=edit&redlink=1 December 06], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | |I | + | |I am not a licensed [http:///index.php?title=Hairstylist&action=edit&redlink=1 hairstylist] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[:Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color:#efe6d0" |
− | | | + | |212 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_20&action=edit&redlink=1 December 20], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998] |
− | |'' | + | |"The [[Bill Clinton|President]] did it" is not an excuse ''(This aired a day after impeachment proceedings started against [[Bill Clinton]])'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Mayored to the Mob]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |213 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_10&action=edit&redlink=1 January 10], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |My mom is not dating [http:///index.php?title=Jerry_Seinfeld&action=edit&redlink=1 Jerry Seinfeld] |
− | + | |[[Viva Ned Flanders]] | |
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− | | | + | |[[Sherri and Terri|Sherri]] does not "[http:///index.php?title=Baby_Got_Back&action=edit&redlink=1 got back]" |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]] |
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− | |I will not | + | |I will not do "[http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&action=edit&redlink=1 the dirty bird]" ''(This episode aired the night of [http:///index.php?title=Super_Bowl_XXXIII&action=edit&redlink=1 Super Bowl XXXIII], in which the [http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&action=edit&redlink=1 Atlanta Falcons], for whom "The Dirty Bird" was a signature dance/celebration, played.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]] |
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− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_07&action=edit&redlink=1 February 07], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |No one cares about my [http:///index.php?title=Sciatica&action=edit&redlink=1 sciatica] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer to the Max]] |
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− | | | + | |217 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_14&action=edit&redlink=1 February 14], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=Hillbilly&action=edit&redlink=1 Hillbillies] are people too |
− | |[[ | + | |[[I'm with Cupid]] |
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− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_21&action=edit&redlink=1 February 21], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=Grammar&action=edit&redlink=1 Grammar] is not a time of waste |
− | |[[ | + | |[[:Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]] |
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− | | | + | |219 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_28&action=edit&redlink=1 February 28], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |I do not have [http:///index.php?title=Diplomatic_immunity&action=edit&redlink=1 diplomatic immunity] (Taken from 9F20) |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Make Room for Lisa]] |
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0" | |-style="background-color:#efe6d0" | ||
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− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_28&action=edit&redlink=1 March 28], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |It does not suck to be you (A reference to a [http:///index.php?title=Prozz%C3%A4k&action=edit&redlink=1 Prozzäk] song) |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Maximum Homerdrive]] |
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− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_04&action=edit&redlink=1 April 04], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | |I | + | |I cannot [http:///index.php?title=Absolution&action=edit&redlink=1 absolve] sins ''(And during Lisa's dream in the episode:'' I will not deface'' using hieroglyphics where possible)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Simpsons Bible Stories]] |
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0" | |-style="background-color:#efe6d0" | ||
− | | | + | |222 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_11&action=edit&redlink=1 April 11], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |A trained ape could not teach gym |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Mom and Pop Art]] |
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− | | | + | |223 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_25&action=edit&redlink=1 April 25], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |Loose [http:///index.php?title=Tooth&action=edit&redlink=1 teeth] don't need my help |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]] |
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− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_02&action=edit&redlink=1 May 02], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |I have neither been there nor done that |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]] |
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− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_09&action=edit&redlink=1 May 09], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |No one wants to hear from my armpits (This is from 3F01) |
− | |[[ | + | |[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]] |
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− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_16&action=edit&redlink=1 May 16], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |I'm so very tired ''(At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Thirty Minutes over Tokyo]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |} |
− | | | + | |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |
− | | | + | == [[The Simpsons (season 11)|Season 11]] == |
− | + | ||
− | + | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | |
− | + | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|# | |
− | + | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate | |
− | + | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag | |
− | |[[ | + | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name |
+ | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
+ | |227 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=September_26&action=edit&redlink=1 September 26], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] | ||
+ | |Fridays are not "[http:///index.php?title=Clothing_optional&action=edit&redlink=1 pants optional]" ''(In Australia, [http:///index.php?title=Hamish_and_Andy&action=edit&redlink=1 Hamish and Andy] (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.)'' | ||
+ | |[[Beyond Blunderdome]] | ||
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− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=October_03&action=edit&redlink=1 October 03], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=Pork&action=edit&redlink=1 Pork] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Verb&action=edit&redlink=1 verb]''(the irony is that "pork" is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning "to have sexual intercourse with")'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Brother's Little Helper]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" |
− | | | + | |229 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=October_24&action=edit&redlink=1 October 24], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |I am not [http:///index.php?title=The_Last_Don&action=edit&redlink=1 the last Don]''(Possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred [[Joe Mantegna]], voice of recurring Simpsons character [[Fat Tony]])'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]] |
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− | | | + | |230 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=October_31&action=edit&redlink=1 October 31], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror X]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" |
− | | | + | |231 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_07&action=edit&redlink=1 November 07], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |I did not win the [http:///index.php?title=Nobel_Prize&action=edit&redlink=1 Nobel Fart Prize] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]] |
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− | | | + | |232 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_14&action=edit&redlink=1 November 14], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |I won't not use no [http:///index.php?title=Double_negative&action=edit&redlink=1 double negatives]''(since three negatives are used, the sentence is true)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]] |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" |
− | | | + | |233 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_21&action=edit&redlink=1 November 21], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=School_prank&action=edit&redlink=1 Indian burns] are not our cultural heritage (This is from 3F05) |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Eight Misbehavin']] |
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− | | | + | |234 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_28&action=edit&redlink=1 November 28], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |I can't see dead people (This is a reference to [http:///index.php?title=The_Sixth_Sense&action=edit&redlink=1 The Sixth Sense]) |
− | + | |[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]] | |
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− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_19&action=edit&redlink=1 December 19], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999] |
− | | | + | |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Organ_transplant&action=edit&redlink=1 sell my kidney] on [http:///index.php?title=EBay&action=edit&redlink=1 eBay] (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs) |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Grift of the Magi]] |
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− | | | + | |236 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_9&action=edit&redlink=1 January 9], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | | | + | |I will not [http:///index.php?title=Chris_Ofili&action=edit&redlink=1 create art from dung] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Little Big Mom]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |237 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_16&action=edit&redlink=1 January 16], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | |I | + | |I will stop phoning it in |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Faith Off]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |238 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_23&action=edit&redlink=1 January 23], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | | | + | |Class clown is not a paid position |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Mansion Family]] |
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− | | | + | |239 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_06&action=edit&redlink=1 February 06], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | | | + | |Substitute teachers are not [http:///index.php?title=Strike_action&action=edit&redlink=1 scabs] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Saddlesore Galactica]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |240 |
− | |[ | + | |[[February 13]], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | | | + | |My [http:///index.php?title=Suspension_(school_punishment)&action=edit&redlink=1 suspension] was not mutual |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |241 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_20&action=edit&redlink=1 February 20], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |A [http:///index.php?title=Belch&action=edit&redlink=1 belch] is not an oral report |
− | |[[ | + | |[[:Missionary: Impossible]] |
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− | | | + | |242 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_27&action=edit&redlink=1 February 27], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=Dodgeball&action=edit&redlink=1 Dodgeball] stops at the gym door |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Pygmoelian]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |243 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_19&action=edit&redlink=1 March 19], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=Flammable&action=edit&redlink=1 Non-flammable] is not a challenge |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart to the Future]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |244 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_09&action=edit&redlink=1 April 09], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | |I | + | |I was not [http:///index.php?title=Sexual_harassment&action=edit&redlink=1 touched][http:///index.php?title=Penis&action=edit&redlink=1 "there"][http:///index.php?title=Touched_by_an_Angel&action=edit&redlink=1 by an angel] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]] |
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− | | | + | |245 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_30&action=edit&redlink=1 April 30], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | |I | + | |I am not here on a fartball [http:///index.php?title=Scholarship&action=edit&redlink=1 scholarship] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Kill the Alligator and Run]] |
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− | | | + | |246 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_07&action=edit&redlink=1 May 07], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | | | + | |I will not dance on anyone's grave |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |247 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_14&action=edit&redlink=1 May 14], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | | | + | |I cannot hire a substitute student |
− | |[[ | + | |[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |248 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_21&action=edit&redlink=1 May 21], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | + | |"I will not obey the voices in my head" | |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Behind the Laughter]] |
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | == [[The Simpsons (season 12)|Season 12]] == | ||
+ | |||
+ | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | ||
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name | ||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |249 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_01&action=edit&redlink=1 November 01], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror XI]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |250 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_05&action=edit&redlink=1 November 05], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |I will not plant sublimin<span style="color: green;">'''al'''</span> messa'''[http:///index.php?title=Al_Gore&action=edit&redlink=1 <span style="color: green;">gore</span>]'''s (aired two days before the [http:///index.php?title=United_States_presidential_election,_2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000 U.S. presidential election]) |
− | |[[ | + | |[[A Tale of Two Springfields]] |
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− | | | + | |251 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_12&action=edit&redlink=1 November 12], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |I will not surprise the [http:///index.php?title=Incontinence&action=edit&redlink=1 incontinent] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Insane Clown Poppy]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |252 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | |I | + | |I am not the [http:///index.php?title=Acting_President_of_the_United_States&action=edit&redlink=1 acting president] (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election) |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |253 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_26&action=edit&redlink=1 November 26], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | |I | + | |I was not the [http:///index.php?title=Fifth_Beatle&action=edit&redlink=1 sixth Beatle] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer vs. Dignity]] |
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− | | | + | |254 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_03&action=edit&redlink=1 December 03], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | |I will | + | |I will only provide a urine sample when asked |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |255 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_10&action=edit&redlink=1 December 10], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | | | + | |The nurse is not dealing |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Great Money Caper]] |
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− | | | + | |256 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000] |
− | | | + | |Science class should not end in [http:///index.php?title=Tragedy&action=edit&redlink=1 tragedy]''(During the episode, Skinner writes "I ain't not a dorkus")'' |
− | + | |[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]] | |
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− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_07&action=edit&redlink=1 January 07], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | | | + | |Network TV is not dead |
− | |[[ | + | |[[HOMR]] |
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− | | | + | |258 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_14&action=edit&redlink=1 January 14], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not "[http:///index.php?title=Who_Let_the_Dogs_Out&action=edit&redlink=1 let the dogs out]" ''(reference a song made popular by the [[Baha Men]])'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Pokey Mom]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |259 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_04&action=edit&redlink=1 February 04], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | |I will not | + | |I will not hide the teacher's medication |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Worst Episode Ever]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |260 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | |I | + | |I will not publish the principal's [http:///index.php?title=Credit_history&action=edit&redlink=1 credit report] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Tennis the Menace]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |261 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | | | + | |The hamster did not have a "full life" |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Day of the Jackanapes]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |262 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_25&action=edit&redlink=1 February 25], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | |I will | + | |I will not buy a [http:///index.php?title=Presidential_pardon&action=edit&redlink=1 presidential pardon]''(This refers to the [http:///index.php?title=Bill_Clinton_pardons_controversy&action=edit&redlink=1 Bill Clinton pardons controversy], involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[New Kids on the Blecch]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |263 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_04&action=edit&redlink=1 March 04], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | | | + | |"[http:///index.php?title=Temptation_Island&action=edit&redlink=1 Temptation Island]" was not a sleazy piece of crap |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |264 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_11&action=edit&redlink=1 March 11], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | | | + | |I will not scare the [http:///index.php?title=Dick_Cheney&action=edit&redlink=1 vice president]''(a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bye Bye Nerdie]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |265 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_01&action=edit&redlink=1 April 01], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | | | + | |I will not flush evidence |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Simpson Safari]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |266 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_29&action=edit&redlink=1 April 29], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | | | + | |Fire is not the cleanser |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Trilogy of Error]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |267 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_06&action=edit&redlink=1 May 06], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=Genetics&action=edit&redlink=1 Genetics] is not an excuse |
− | |[[ | + | |[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |268 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_13&action=edit&redlink=1 May 13], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | | | + | |Today is not [http:///index.php?title=Mothra&action=edit&redlink=1 Mothra]'s Day ''(This episode aired on [http:///index.php?title=Mother%27s_Day&action=edit&redlink=1 Mother's Day].)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Children of a Lesser Clod]] |
+ | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
+ | |269 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] | ||
+ | |I should not be twenty-one by now ''(Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.)'' | ||
+ | |[[Simpsons Tall Tales]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | == [[The Simpsons (season 13)|Season 13]] == | ||
+ | |||
+ | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | ||
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name | ||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |270 |
− | | | + | |November 6, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror XII]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |271 |
− | | | + | |November 11, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | | | + | |Nobody reads these anymore |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Parent Rap]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |272 |
− | | | + | |November 18, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | | | + | |A burp in a jar is not a science project |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer the Moe]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |273 |
− | | | + | |December 2, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | | | + | |Fun does not have a size |
− | |[[ | + | |[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |274 |
− | | | + | |December 9, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | |I | + | |I am not Charlie Brown on acid (''reference to how critics described "[[South Park]]"'') |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Blunder Years]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |275 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |December 16, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001] |
− | + | |I do not have a cereal named after me ''(In fact, he did: "[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson_Peanut_Butter_Chocolate_Crunch&action=edit&redlink=1 Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch]". In the UK they released "[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson%27s_No_Problem-os&action=edit&redlink=1 Bart Simpson's No Problem-os])'' | |
− | |[[ | + | |[[She of Little Faith]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |276 |
− | | | + | |January 6, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Brawl in the Family]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |277 |
− | | | + | |January 20, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Sweets and Sour Marge]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |278 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_27&action=edit&redlink=1 January 27], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Jaws Wired Shut]] |
− | | | + | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" |
− | + | |279 | |
− | + | |February 10, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | |
− | == [[ | + | |I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s''(A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.)'' |
− | + | |[[Half-Decent Proposal]] | |
− | + | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
− | + | |280 | |
− | + | |February 17, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | |
− | + | |The Giving Tree is not a chump | |
− | + | |[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]] | |
+ | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
+ | |281 | ||
+ | |February 24, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | ||
+ | |Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project | ||
+ | |[[The Lastest Gun in the West]] | ||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |282 |
− | | | + | |March 10, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Old Man and the Key]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |283 |
− | | | + | |March 17, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
− | | | + | |Vampire is not a career choice |
− | + | |[[Tales from the Public Domain]] | |
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |[[ | ||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |284 |
− | | | + | |March 31, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Blame It on Lisa]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |285 |
− | | | + | |April 7, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Weekend at Burnsie's]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |286 |
− | | | + | |April 21, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Gump Roast]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |287 |
− | | | + | |April 28, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[I Am Furious Yellow]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |288 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |May 5, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
+ | |I will never [[Matt Groening|lie about being cancelled]] again ''(a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season)'' | ||
+ | |[[The Sweetest Apu]] | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
+ | |289 | ||
+ | |May 12, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]] |
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |290 |
− | | | + | |May 19, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[The | + | |[[The Frying Game]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |291 |
− | | | + | |May 22, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[The | + | |[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]] |
− | | | + | |} |
− | | | + | |
− | + | ||
− | | | + | == [[The Simpsons (season 14)|Season 14]] == |
− | | | + | |
+ | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | ||
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name | ||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |292 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_03&action=edit&redlink=1 November 03], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |293 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_10&action=edit&redlink=1 November 10], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |294 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_17&action=edit&redlink=1 November 17], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
− | | | + | |Fish do not like [http:///index.php?title=Coffee&action=edit&redlink=1 coffee] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |295 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_24&action=edit&redlink=1 November 24], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Large Marge]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |296 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_01&action=edit&redlink=1 December 01], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
− | | | + | |[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] did not test [http:///index.php?title=Cooties&action=edit&redlink=1 cootie] positive |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Helter Shelter]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |297 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_15&action=edit&redlink=1 December 15], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Great Louse Detective]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |298 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_05&action=edit&redlink=1 January 05], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Special Edna]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |299 |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_12&action=edit&redlink=1 January 12], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | | | + | |[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]] |
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |300 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_02&action=edit&redlink=1 February 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
− | |'' | + | |This school does not need a "[http:///index.php?title=Regime_change&action=edit&redlink=1 regime change]" ''(reference to the then-upcoming [http:///index.php?title=2003_Invasion_of_Iraq&action=edit&redlink=1 War In Iraq])'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Strong Arms of the Ma]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |301 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_09&action=edit&redlink=1 February 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
− | | | + | |[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Contraceptive&action=edit&redlink=1 contraceptive] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Pray Anything]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |302 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_16&action=edit&redlink=1 February 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
− | | | + | |I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Barting Over]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |303 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_16&action=edit&redlink=1 February 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |304 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_02&action=edit&redlink=1 March 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[A Star Is Born-Again]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |305 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_09&action=edit&redlink=1 March 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |306 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_16&action=edit&redlink=1 March 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[C.E. D'oh]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |307 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_30&action=edit&redlink=1 March 30], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |308 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_13&action=edit&redlink=1 April 13], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Three Gays of the Condo]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |309 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_27&action=edit&redlink=1 April 27], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |310 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_04&action=edit&redlink=1 May 04], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
− | | | + | |My pen is not a [http:///index.php?title=Booger&action=edit&redlink=1 booger] launcher |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Old Yeller Belly]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |311 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_11&action=edit&redlink=1 May 11], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Brake My Wife, Please]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |312 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_18&action=edit&redlink=1 May 18], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=Sandwich&action=edit&redlink=1 Sandwiches] should not contain [http:///index.php?title=Sand&action=edit&redlink=1 sand] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart of War]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |313 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_18&action=edit&redlink=1 May 18], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Moe Baby Blues]] |
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | == [[The Simpsons (season 15)|Season 15]] == | ||
+ | |||
+ | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | ||
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name | ||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |314 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_02&action=edit&redlink=1 November 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |315 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_09&action=edit&redlink=1 November 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[My Mother the Carjacker]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |316 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The President Wore Pearls]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |317 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_23&action=edit&redlink=1 November 23], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Regina Monologues]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |318 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_30&action=edit&redlink=1 November 30], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Fat and the Furriest]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |319 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_07&action=edit&redlink=1 December 07], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
− | | | + | |Over forty & single is not funny |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Today I Am a Clown]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |320 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_14&action=edit&redlink=1 December 14], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |321 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_04&action=edit&redlink=1 January 04], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]] |
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |322 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_11&action=edit&redlink=1 January 11], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |323 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_25&action=edit&redlink=1 January 25], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |324 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_08&action=edit&redlink=1 February 08], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Margical History Tour]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |325 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_15&action=edit&redlink=1 February 15], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |326 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_22&action=edit&redlink=1 February 22], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Smart and Smarter]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |327 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_14&action=edit&redlink=1 March 14], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
− | | | + | |I will not speculate on how hot [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] used to be |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |328 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_21&action=edit&redlink=1 March 21], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[' | + | |[[Co-Dependent's Day]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |329 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_28&action=edit&redlink=1 March 28], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Wandering Juvie]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |330 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_18&action=edit&redlink=1 April 18], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |331 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_25&action=edit&redlink=1 April 25], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[ | + | |[http:///index.php?title=Catch_%27Em_if_You_Can&action=edit&redlink=1 Catch 'Em if You Can] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |332 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_02&action=edit&redlink=1 May 02], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Simple Simpson]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |333 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_09&action=edit&redlink=1 May 09], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Way We Weren't]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |334 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_16&action=edit&redlink=1 May 16], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart-Mangled Banner]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |335 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_23&action=edit&redlink=1 May 23], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[The | + | |[[Fraudcast News]] |
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | == [[The Simpsons (season 16)|Season 16]] == | ||
+ | |||
+ | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | ||
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name | ||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |336 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_07&action=edit&redlink=1 November 07], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror XV]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |337 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_14&action=edit&redlink=1 November 14], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[All's Fair in Oven War]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |338 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_21&action=edit&redlink=1 November 21], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Sleeping with the Enemy (The Simpsons episode)|Sleeping with the Enemy]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |339 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_05&action=edit&redlink=1 December 05], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
− | | | + | |Poking a dead [http:///index.php?title=Raccoon&action=edit&redlink=1 raccoon] is not research |
− | + | |[[She Used to Be My Girl]] | |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |340 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_12&action=edit&redlink=1 December 12], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Fat Man and Little Boy (The Simpsons)|Fat Man and Little Boy]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |341 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_16&action=edit&redlink=1 January 16], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Midnight Rx]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |342 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_30&action=edit&redlink=1 January 30], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Mommie Beerest]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |343 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_06&action=edit&redlink=1 February 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
+ | |''no gag'' | ||
+ | |[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]] | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
+ | |344 | ||
+ | |[[February 13]], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Pranksta Rap]] |
− | | | + | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" |
− | + | |345 | |
− | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_20&action=edit&redlink=1 February 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] | |
− | + | |''no gag'' | |
− | + | |[[There's Something About Marrying]] | |
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |346 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_06&action=edit&redlink=1 March 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
− | | | + | |Beer in a [http:///index.php?title=Milk_carton&action=edit&redlink=1 milk carton] is not milk |
− | |[[ | + | |[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |347 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_13&action=edit&redlink=1 March 13], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |348 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_20&action=edit&redlink=1 March 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Mobile Homer]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |349 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_03&action=edit&redlink=1 April 03], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |350 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_17&action=edit&redlink=1 April 17], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Future-Drama]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |351 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_01&action=edit&redlink=1 May 01], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Don't Fear the Roofer]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |352 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_01&action=edit&redlink=1 May 01], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Heartbroke Kid]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |353 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_08&action=edit&redlink=1 May 08], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[A Star Is Torn]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |354 |
− | |[ | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_08&action=edit&redlink=1 May 08], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Thank God It's Doomsday]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |355 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_15&action=edit&redlink=1 May 15], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
+ | |A [http:///index.php?title=Booger&action=edit&redlink=1 booger] is not a bookmark | ||
+ | |[[Home Away from Homer]] | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
+ | |356 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=May_15&action=edit&redlink=1 May 15], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star]] |
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | == [[The Simpsons (season 17)|Season 17]] == | ||
+ | |||
+ | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | ||
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name | ||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |357 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=September_11&action=edit&redlink=1 September 11], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
− | | | + | |Does any kid still do this anymore? (''refers to the diminishing frequency of the chalkboard gag, as well as the real-life punishment'') |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bonfire of the Manatees]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |358 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=September_18&action=edit&redlink=1 September 18], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |359 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=September_25&action=edit&redlink=1 September 25], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |360 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_06&action=edit&redlink=1 November 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |361 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_13&action=edit&redlink=1 November 13], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Marge's Son Poisoning]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |362 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_20&action=edit&redlink=1 November 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[See Homer Run]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |363 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_27&action=edit&redlink=1 November 27], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[The | + | |[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |364 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_11&action=edit&redlink=1 December 11], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Italian Bob]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |365 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_18&action=edit&redlink=1 December 18], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |366 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_08&action=edit&redlink=1 January 08], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
− | | | + | |I am not smarter than the [http:///index.php?title=George_W._Bush&action=edit&redlink=1 President] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer's Paternity Coot]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |367 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_29&action=edit&redlink=1 January 29], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
+ | |[[Mrs. Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual | ||
+ | |[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]] | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
+ | |368 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=February_26&action=edit&redlink=1 February 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[My Fair Laddy]] |
− | + | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |
− | + | |369 | |
− | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_12&action=edit&redlink=1 March 12], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] | |
− | + | |''no gag'' | |
− | + | |[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]] | |
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | ||
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | ||
− | | | ||
− | |[[ | ||
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |370 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_19&action=edit&redlink=1 March 19], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Bart Has Two Mommies]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |371 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_26&action=edit&redlink=1 March 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
− | |'' | + | |I will not laminate dog doo ''(The first airing of this episode included a special [http:///index.php?title=Live-action&action=edit&redlink=1 live action] opening with'' 'I will not eat things for money' ''as the gag.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |372 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_02&action=edit&redlink=1 April 02], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
− | |'' | + | |I will not flip the [http:///index.php?title=Classroom&action=edit&redlink=1 classroom] upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Million Dollar Abie]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |373 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_09&action=edit&redlink=1 April 09], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |374 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_23&action=edit&redlink=1 April 23], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |375 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_30&action=edit&redlink=1 April 30], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |376 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_07&action=edit&redlink=1 May 07], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
− | | | + | |I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]] |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Regarding Margie]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |377 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_14&action=edit&redlink=1 May 14], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
− | |'' | + | |Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak [http:///index.php?title=French_language&action=edit&redlink=1 French].") '' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[The Monkey Suit]] |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |378 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_21&action=edit&redlink=1 May 21], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
− | | | + | |Have a great summer, everyone ''(last episode of the season)'' |
− | |[[ | + | |[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]] |
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | == [[The Simpsons (season 18)|Season 18]] == | ||
+ | |||
+ | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | ||
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name | ||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |379 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=September_10&action=edit&redlink=1 September 10], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |380 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=September_17&action=edit&redlink=1 September 17], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |381 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=September_24&action=edit&redlink=1 September 24], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
− | |''no gag'' | + | |''no gag''''(But during the episode, Skinner writes "A baby beat me up" when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy)''''' |
− | |[ | + | |"[http:///index.php?title=Please_Homer,_Don%27t_Hammer_%27Em&action=edit&redlink=1 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |382 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_5&action=edit&redlink=1 November 5], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |383 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_12&action=edit&redlink=1 November 12], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
− | | | + | |We are not all naked under our clothes |
− | + | |"[[G.I. D'oh]]" | |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |384 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |[[ | + | |"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |385 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_26&action=edit&redlink=1 November 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] |
+ | |''no gag'' | ||
+ | |"[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]" | ||
+ | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
+ | |386 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=December_10&action=edit&redlink=1 December 10], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]" |
+ | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
+ | |387 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006] | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=Frankincense&action=edit&redlink=1 Frankincense] is not [http:///index.php?title=Frankenstein%27s_monster&action=edit&redlink=1 a monster] | ||
+ | |"[[:Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2|Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2]]" | ||
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |388 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_7&action=edit&redlink=1 January 7], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[The | + | |"[[The Wife Aquatic]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |389 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_28&action=edit&redlink=1 January 28], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |[[ | + | |"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |390 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
− | | | + | |''no gag''''(But during the episode, Bart writes "So long suckers")''''' |
− | + | |"[[Little Big Girl]]" | |
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |[[ | ||
− | |||
− | |||
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− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |391 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Springfield Up]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |392 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_4&action=edit&redlink=1 March 4], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Yokel Chords]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |393 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_11&action=edit&redlink=1 March 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]" |
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |394 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_25&action=edit&redlink=1 March 25], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
− | | | + | |[http:///index.php?title=Global_Warming&action=edit&redlink=1 Global Warming] did not eat my homework |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Homerazzi]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |395 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_22&action=edit&redlink=1 April 22], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Marge Gamer]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |396 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_29&action=edit&redlink=1 April 29], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |"[[The | + | |"[[The Boys of Bummer]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |397 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_6&action=edit&redlink=1 May 6], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
− | |[ | + | |I will not look up how much [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] makes |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Crook and Ladder]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |398 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_13&action=edit&redlink=1 May 13], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
− | | | + | |Pearls are not oyster barf |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |399 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
− | |''no gag'' | + | |''no gag''''(special 24-style opening)''''' |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[24 Minutes]]" |
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |400 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
− | |''no gag''''( | + | |''no gag''''(normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says "20 years ago", followed by a full showing of the [http:///index.php?title=Tracy_Ullman_Show&action=edit&redlink=1 Tracy Ullman Show] Simpsons short "Family Portrait")''''' |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]" |
− | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | |} |
− | | | + | |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |
+ | == [[The Simpsons (season 19)|Season 19]] == | ||
+ | |||
+ | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | ||
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name | ||
+ | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
+ | |401 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=September_23&action=edit&redlink=1 September 23], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] | ||
+ | |I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]] | ||
+ | |"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]" | ||
+ | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
+ | |402 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=September_30&action=edit&redlink=1 September 30], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=The_Wall_Street_Journal&action=edit&redlink=1 The Wall Street Journal] is better than ever | ||
+ | |"[[The Homer of Seville]]" | ||
+ | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
+ | |403 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=October_7&action=edit&redlink=1 October 7], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Midnight Towboy]]" |
− | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
− | | | + | |404 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=October_14&action=edit&redlink=1 October 14], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
− | | | + | |I am not a [http:///index.php?title=Federal_Deposit_Insurance_Corporation&action=edit&redlink=1 FDIC]-insured bank. |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]" |
− | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
− | | | + | |405 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_4&action=edit&redlink=1 November 4], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]" |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
− | | | + | |406 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_11&action=edit&redlink=1 November 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |There is no such thing as an [http:///index.php?title=IPod&action=edit&redlink=1 iPoddy] |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Little Orphan Millie]]" |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
− | | | + | |407 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_18&action=edit&redlink=1 November 18], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
+ | |The [http:///index.php?title=Pilgrim&action=edit&redlink=1 Pilgrims] were not [http:///index.php?title=Illegal_alien&action=edit&redlink=1 illegal aliens] | ||
+ | |"[[Husbands and Knives]]" | ||
+ | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
+ | |408 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=November_25&action=edit&redlink=1 November 25], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]" |
− | |-style="background-color:# | + | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
− | | | + | |409 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_16&action=edit&redlink=1 December 16], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007] |
+ | |The capital of [http:///index.php?title=Montana&action=edit&redlink=1 Montana] is not "[http:///index.php?title=Hannah_Montana&action=edit&redlink=1 Hannah]" | ||
+ | |"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]" | ||
+ | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
+ | |410 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=January_6&action=edit&redlink=1 January 6], [[2008]] | ||
+ | |[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo | ||
+ | |"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]" | ||
+ | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
+ | |411 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=January_27&action=edit&redlink=1 January 27], [[2008]] | ||
+ | |''no gag'' | ||
+ | |"[[That 90's Show]]" | ||
+ | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
+ | |412 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=February_17&action=edit&redlink=1 February 17], [[2008]] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]" |
− | |-style="background-color:#FFF4A7" | + | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
− | | | + | |413 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_2&action=edit&redlink=1 March 2], [[2008]] |
− | | | + | |The art teacher is fat, not pregnant |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[The Debarted]]" |
− | |-style="background-color:#FFFFFF" | + | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
− | | | + | |414 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_9&action=edit&redlink=1 March 9], [[2008]] |
− | + | |''no gag'' | |
− | + | |"[[Dial 'N' for Nerder]]" | |
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |''no gag | ||
− | |"[[ | ||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |415 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_30&action=edit&redlink=1 March 30], [[2008]] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |416 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_13&action=edit&redlink=1 April 13], [[2008]] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Papa Don't Leech]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |417 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=April_27&action=edit&redlink=1 April 27], [[2008]] |
+ | |''A persons a person, no mater how Ralph.'' | ||
+ | |"[[Apocalypse Cow]]" | ||
+ | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
+ | |418 | ||
+ | |[http:///index.php?title=May_4&action=edit&redlink=1 May 4], [[2008]] | ||
|''no gag'' | |''no gag'' | ||
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Any Given Sundance]]" |
− | |||
− | |||
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− | |||
− | |||
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |419 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=May_11&action=edit&redlink=1 May 11], [[2008]] |
− | |'' | + | |''This punishment is medivial.'' |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Mona Leaves-a]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |420 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=MAy_18&action=edit&redlink=1 MAy 18], [[2008]] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | | | + | |"[[All About Lisa]]" |
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | == [[Season 20]] == | ||
+ | |||
+ | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | ||
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name | ||
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |421 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=September_28&action=edit&redlink=1 September 28], [[2008]] |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | + | |"[http:///index.php?title=Sex,_Pies_And_Idiot_Scrapes&action=edit&redlink=1 Sex, Pies And Idiot Scrapes]" | |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |422 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=October_5&action=edit&redlink=1 October 5], [[2008]] |
− | | | + | |Teachers diet is working. |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Lost Verizon]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |423 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=October_19&action=edit&redlink=1 October 19], [[2008]] |
− | | | + | |There is no such month as Rocktober |
− | + | |"[http:///index.php?title=Double,_Double_Boy_In_Trouble&action=edit&redlink=1 Double, Double Boy In Trouble]" | |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |424 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_2&action=edit&redlink=1 November 2], [[2008]] |
− | | | + | |None |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |425 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_9&action=edit&redlink=1 November 9], [[2008]] |
− | | | + | |I did not see Teacher siphoning gas. |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Dangerous Curves]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |426 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [[2008]] |
− | |'' | + | |''No gag'' |
− | |"[ | + | |"[http:///index.php?title=Homer_and_Lisa_Exchange_Cross_Words&action=edit&redlink=1 Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |427 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=November_30&action=edit&redlink=1 November 30], [[2008]] |
− | | | + | |Prosperity is just around the corner. |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |428 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=December_7&action=edit&redlink=1 December 7], [[2008]] |
− | | | + | |[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]] |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[The Burns and the Bees]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |429 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=January_25&action=edit&redlink=1 January 25], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009] |
− | | | + | |I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard |
− | |"[ | + | |" [http:///index.php?title=Lisa_The_Drama_Queen&action=edit&redlink=1 Lisa The Drama Queen]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |430 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=Febuary_15&action=edit&redlink=1 Febuary 15], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009] |
− | | | + | | |
− | |"[[ | + | HDTV is Worth Every Cent (The episode was the first one in HD) |
+ | |"[[Take My Life, Please]]" | ||
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |431 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_1&action=edit&redlink=1 March 1], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009] |
− | | | + | |"March Madness" is Not an Excuse for Missing School |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[How the Test Was Won]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |432 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_8&action=edit&redlink=1 March 8], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009] |
− | | | + | |"I will not have fun with educational toys." |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]] |
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |433 |
− | |[http:///index.php?title= | + | |[http:///index.php?title=March_15&action=edit&redlink=1 MArch 15], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009] |
− | | | + | |No gag |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |434 |
− | | | + | | March 22, 2009 |
− | | | + | |"Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks." |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]" |
− | | | + | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
− | + | |435 | |
− | + | |March 29, 2009 | |
− | + | |"My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds." | |
− | + | |"[[Wedding for Disaster]]" | |
− | + | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |
− | + | |436 | |
− | + | | April 5, 2009 | |
− | + | |No gag | |
− | + | |"[[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]" | |
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |437 |
− | | | + | |April 19, 2009 |
− | |' | + | |"I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone." |
− | |"[ | + | |"[[The Good, the Sad and the Drugly]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |438 |
− | | | + | | April 26, 2009 |
− | | | + | |"I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy." |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Father Knows Worst]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |439 |
− | | | + | |May 3, 2009 |
− | | | + | |No gag |
− | |"[ | + | |"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]" |
− | |||
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− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |440 |
− | | | + | | May 10, 2009 |
− | | | + | |No gag |
− | |"[ | + | |"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |441 |
− | |[ | + | |May 17, 2009 |
− | | | + | |"It's 'Facebook,' not 'Assbook.'" |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Coming to Homerica]]" |
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==[[Season 21]]== | ||
+ | {|class="wikitable" width="100%" | ||
+ | !width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|# | ||
+ | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate | ||
+ | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag | ||
+ | !width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name | ||
+ | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
+ | |442 | ||
+ | |September 27, 2009 | ||
+ | |"The class hamster isn't just sleeping." | ||
+ | |"[[Homer the Whopper]]" | ||
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |443 |
− | | | + | |October 4, 2009 |
− | | | + | |"Chalkboarding is not torture." |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Bart Gets a "Z"|Bart Gets a 'Z']]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |444 |
− | | | + | |October 11, 2009 |
− | |I | + | |"I am not allergic to long division." |
− | |" [ | + | |"[[The Great Wife Hope]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |445 |
− | | | + | |October 18, 2009 |
− | | | + | |None |
− | + | |"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]" | |
− | |"[[ | ||
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |446 |
− | | | + | |November 15, 2009 |
− | |" | + | |"I do not have the hots for my mom." |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |447 |
− | | | + | |November 22, 2009 |
− | |" | + | |"Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass." |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Pranks and Greens]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |448 |
− | | | + | |November 29, 2009 |
− | | | + | |"Teachers' unions are not ruining this country." |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | ||
− | | | + | |449 |
− | | | + | |December 13, 2009 |
− | | | + | |''No gag'' |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]" |
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | ||
− | | | + | |450 |
− | | | + | |January 3, 2010 |
− | | | + | |''No gag'' |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Thursdays with Abie]]" |
− | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
− | | | + | |451 |
− | | | + | |January 10, 2010 |
− | | | + | |"The world may end in 2012, but this show won't." |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]" |
− | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | + | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
− | | | + | |452 |
− | | | + | |January 31, 2010 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]" |
− | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
− | | | + | |453 |
− | | | + | |February 14, 2010 |
− | | | + | |''no gag'' |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Boy Meets Curl]]" |
− | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | + | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
− | | | + | |454 |
− | | | + | |February 21, 2010 |
− | |No gag | + | |''No gag'' |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[The Color Yellow]]" |
− | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | + | |-style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
− | | | + | |455 |
− | | | + | |March 14, 2010 |
− | |No gag | + | |''No gag'' |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]" |
− | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" | + | |-style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
− | | | + | |456 |
− | | | + | |March 21, 2010 |
− | |" | + | |"WWII could not beat up WWI" |
− | |"[[ | + | |"[[Stealing First Base]]" |
|} | |} | ||
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− | |||
== ''The Simpsons Movie'' == | == ''The Simpsons Movie'' == | ||
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− | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate | + | !width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate |
− | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag | + | !style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag |
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Revision as of 17:04, April 2, 2010
The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
Contents
Season 1
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
1 | December 17, 1989 | no gag | Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire |
2 | January 14, 1990 | I will not waste chalk | Bart the Genius |
3 | January 21, 1990 | I will not skateboard in the halls | Homer's Odyssey |
4 | January 28, 1990 | I will not burp in class | There's No Disgrace Like Home |
5 | February 4, 1990 | no gag - shortened opening due to time | Bart the General |
6 | February 11, 1990 | I will not instigate revolution | Moaning Lisa |
7 | February 18, 1990 | I will not draw naked ladies in class | Call of the Simpsons |
8 | February 25, 1990 | I did not see Elvis | The Telltale Head |
9 | March 18, 1990 | no gag - shortened opening due to time | Life on the Fast Lane |
10 | March 25, 1990 | I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" | Homer's Night Out |
11 | April 15, 1990 | Garlic gum is not funny | The Crepes of Wrath |
12 | April 29, 1990 | They are laughing at me, not with me | Krusty Gets Busted |
13 | May 13, 1990 | I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom | Some Enchanted Evening |
Season 2
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
14 | October 11, 1990 | I will not encourage others to fly (And during the episode: I will not fake my way through life) | Bart Gets an F |
15 | October 18, 1990 | Tar is not a plaything | Simpson and Delilah |
16 | October 25, 1990 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror |
17 | November 1, 1990 | I will not Xerox my butt (Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun - "It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'") | Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish |
18 | November 8, 1990 | I will not trade pants with others | Dancin' Homer |
19 | November 15, 1990 | I am not a 32 year old woman (though at the time, the voice of Bart, Nancy Cartwright, was) | Dead Putting Society |
20 | November 22, 1990 | I will not do that thing with my tongue | Bart vs. Thanksgiving |
21 | December 6, 1990 | I will not drive the principal's car (similar chalkboard gag in The Months, with the principal being replaced by December) | Bart the Daredevil |
22 | December 20, 1990 | I will not pledge allegiance to Bart | Itchy & Scratchy & Marge |
23 | January 10, 1991 | I will not sell school property | Bart Gets Hit by a Car |
24 | January 24, 1991 | I will not cut corners (This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.) | One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish |
25 | January 31, 1991 | I will not get very far with this attitude | The Way We Was |
26 | February 7, 1991 | I will not make flatulent noises in class | Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment |
27 | February 14, 1991 | I will not belch the national anthem | Principal Charming |
28 | February 21, 1991 | I will not sell land in Florida | Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? |
29 | March 7, 1991 | I will not sell school property | Bart's Dog Gets an F |
30 | March 28, 1991 | I will not grease the monkey bars | Old Money |
31 | April 11, 1991 | I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment | Brush with Greatness |
32 | April 25, 1991 | no gag | Lisa's Substitute |
33 | May 2, 1991 | I will not do anything bad ever again | The War of the Simpsons |
34 | May 9, 1991 | I will not show off (This was written in Blackletter.) | Three Men and a Comic Book |
35 | July 11, 1991 | I will not sleep through my education | Blood Feud |
Season 3
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
36 | September 19, 1991 | I am not a dentist | Stark Raving Dad |
37 | September 26, 1991 | Spitwads are not free speech | Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington |
38 | October 3, 1991 | Nobody likes sunburn slappers | When Flanders Failed |
39 | October 10, 1991 | High explosives and school don't mix (And during the episode: I will not bribe Principal Skinner) | Bart the Murderer |
40 | October 17, 1991 | I will not squeak chalk(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.) | Homer Defined |
41 | October 24, 1991 | I will finish what I sta (written only once) | Like Father, Like Clown |
42 | October 31, 1991 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror II |
43 | November 7, 1991 | "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender | Lisa's Pony |
44 | November 14, 1991 | I will not fake rabies | Saturdays of Thunder |
45 | November 21, 1991 | Underwear should be worn on the inside | Flaming Moe's |
46 | December 5, 1991 | The Christmas Pageant does not stink | Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk |
47 | December 26, 1991 | I will not torment the emotionally frail | I Married Marge |
48 | January 9, 1992 | I will not carve gods | Radio Bart |
49 | January 23, 1992 | no gag | Lisa the Greek |
50 | February 6, 1992 | I will not spank others | Homer Alone |
51 | February 13, 1992 | no gag | Bart the Lover |
52 | February 20, 1992 | I will not aim for the head(In this episode, a major character was hit in the head by a pitch during a baseball game.) | Homer at the Bat |
53 | February 27, 1992 | I will not barf unless I'm sick (And during the episode: I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty) | Separate Vocations |
54 | March 12, 1992 | I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge | Dog of Death |
55 | March 26, 1992 | I will not conduct my own fire drills | Colonel Homer |
56 | April 9, 1992 | Funny noises are not funny | Black Widower |
57 | April 23, 1992 | I will not spin the turtle | The Otto Show |
58 | May 7, 1992 | I will not snap bras | Bart's Friend Falls in Love |
59 | August 27, 1992 | I will not fake seizures | Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? |
Season 4
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
60 | September 24, 1992 | This punishment is not boring and pointless | Kamp Krusty |
61 | October 01, 1992 | My name is not "Dr. Death" | A Streetcar Named Marge |
62 | October 08, 1992 | I will not defame New Orleans(This was due to complaints regarding the previous episode's song about New Orleans.) | Homer the Heretic |
63 | October 15, 1992 | I will not prescribe medication | Lisa the Beauty Queen |
64 | October 29, 1992 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror III |
65 | November 03, 1992 | I will not bury the new kid (During the episode, Marge writes "I will try to raise a better child.") | Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie |
66 | November 05, 1992 | I will not teach others to fly | Marge Gets a Job |
67 | November 12, 1992 | I will not bring sheep to class | New Kid on the Block |
68 | November 19, 1992 | A burp is not an answer | Mr. Plow |
69 | December 03, 1992 | Teacher is not a leper | Lisa's First Word |
70 | December 17, 1992 | Coffee is not for kids (Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.) | Homer's Triple Bypass |
71 | January 14, 1993 | I will not eat things for money | Marge vs. the Monorail |
72 | January 21, 1993 | I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call | Selma's Choice |
73 | February 04, 1993 | The principal's toupée is not a frisbee | Brother from the Same Planet |
74 | February 11, 1993 | I will not call the principal "spud head" | I Love Lisa |
75 | February 18, 1993 | Goldfish don't bounce | Duffless |
76 | March 11, 1993 | Mud is not one of the 4 food groups | Last Exit to Springfield |
77 | April 01, 1993 | No one is interested in my underpants | So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show |
78 | April 15, 1993 | I will not sell miracle cures | The Front |
79 | April 29, 1993 | I will return the seeing-eye dog | Whacking Day |
80 | May 06, 1993 | I do not have diplomatic immunity | Marge in Chains |
81 | May 13,1993 | I will not charge admission to the bathroom | Krusty Gets Kancelled |
Season 5
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
82 | September 30, 1993 | I will never win an Emmy (Nine Emmy awards had been won by the show and cast by show's date) | Homer's Barbershop Quartet |
83 | October 07, 1993 | The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy | Cape Feare |
84 | October 14, 1993 | no gag | Homer Goes to College |
85 | October 21, 1993 | no gag | Rosebud |
86 | October 28, 1993 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror IV |
87 | November 04, 1993 | no gag | Marge on the Lam |
88 | November 11, 1993 | no gag | Bart's Inner Child |
89 | November 18, 1993 | no gag | Boy-Scoutz N the Hood |
90 | December 09, 1993 | All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy | The Last Temptation of Homer |
91 | December 16, 1993 | I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause | $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) |
92 | January 06, 1994 | I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers | Homer the Vigilante |
93 | February 03, 1994 | My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man | Bart Gets Famous |
94 | February 10, 1994 | I will not go near the kindergarten turtle | Homer and Apu |
95 | February 17, 1994 | no gag | Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy |
96 | February 24, 1994 | no gag | Deep Space Homer |
97 | March 17, 1994 | I am not delightfully saucy | Homer Loves Flanders |
98 | March 31, 1994 | Organ transplants are best left to the professionals | Bart Gets an Elephant |
99 | April 14, 1994 | The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" | Burns' Heir |
100 | April 28, 1994 | I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) | Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song |
101 | May 05, 1994 | There are plenty of businesses like show business | The Boy Who Knew Too Much |
102 | May 12, 1994 | I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball | Lady Bouvier's Lover |
103 | May 19, 1994 | Five days is not too long to wait for a gun | Secrets of a Successful Marriage |
Season 6
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
104 | September 04, 1994 | Beans are neither a fruit nor musical (This takes us back to "Whacking Day") | Bart of Darkness |
105 | September 11, 1994 | No one is interested in my underpants | Lisa's Rival |
106 | September 25, 1994 | I will not use abbrev. | Another Simpsons Clip Show |
107 | October 02, 1994 | I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. | Itchy & Scratchy Land |
108 | October 09, 1994 | no gag | Sideshow Bob Roberts |
109 | October 30, 1994 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror V |
110 | November 06, 1994 | I will not send lard through the mail | Bart's Girlfriend |
111 | November 13, 1994 | I will not dissect things unless instructed | Lisa on Ice |
112 | November 27, 1994 | I will not whittle hall passes out of soap | Homer Badman |
113 | December 04, 1994 | My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man(recycled from 1F11) | Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy |
114 | December 18, 1994 | Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough | Fear of Flying |
115 | January 08, 1995 | Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal | Homer the Great |
116 | January 22, 1995 | 'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice | And Maggie Makes Three |
117 | February 05, 1995 | Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does | Bart's Comet |
118 | February 12, 1995 | Next time it could be me on the scaffolding | Homie the Clown |
119 | February 19, 1995 | I will not hang donuts on my person | Bart vs. Australia |
120 | February 26, 1995 | I will remember to take my medication | Homer vs. Patty & Selma |
121 | March 05, 1995 | no gag | A Star Is Burns |
122 | March 19, 1995 | I will not strut around like I own the place | Lisa's Wedding |
123 | April 09, 1995 | The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far | Two Dozen and One Greyhounds |
124 | April 16, 1995 | I do not have power of attorney over first graders | The PTA Disbands |
125 | April 30, 1995 | Nerve gas is not a toy | 'Round Springfield |
126 | May 07, 1995 | I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface | The Springfield Connection |
127 | May 14, 1995 | The First Amendment does not cover burping | Lemon of Troy |
128 | May 21, 1995 | This is not a clue... or is it? (part 1 of "Who Shot Mr. Burns?") | Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) |
Season 7
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
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129 | September 17, 1995 | I will not complain about the solution when I hear it (part 2 of "Who Shot Mr. Burns?") | Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two) |
130 | September 24, 1995 | "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism | Radioactive Man |
131 | October 01, 1995 | No one wants to hear from my armpits | Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily |
132 | October 08, 1995 | I am not a lean mean spitting machine | Bart Sells His Soul |
133 | October 15, 1995 | The boys' room is not a water park | Lisa the Vegetarian |
134 | October 29, 1995 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror VI |
135 | November 05, 1995 | Indian burns are not our cultural heritage | King-Size Homer |
136 | November 19, 1995 | no gag | Mother Simpson |
137 | November 26, 1995 | Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things | Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming |
138 | December 03, 1995 | I will only do this once a year ("The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular," a clip show) | The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular |
139 | December 17, 1995 | I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist | Marge Be Not Proud |
140 | January 07, 1996 | I am not certified to remove asbestos | Team Homer |
141 | January 14, 1996 | no gag | Two Bad Neighbors |
142 | February 04, 1996 | no gag | Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield |
143 | February 11, 1996 | no gag | Bart the Fink |
144 | February 18, 1996 | no gag | Lisa the Iconoclast |
145 | February 25, 1996 | no gag | Homer the Smithers |
146 | March 17, 1996 | no gag | The Day the Violence Died |
147 | March 24, 1996 | no gag | A Fish Called Selma |
148 | March 31, 1996 | no gag | Bart on the Road |
149 | April 14, 1996 | no gag | 22 Short Films About Springfield |
150 | April 28, 1996 | no gag | Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish" |
151 | May 05, 1996 | no gag | Much Apu About Nothing |
152 | May 19, 1996 | no gag | Homerpalooza |
153 | May 19, 1996 | no gag | Summer of 4 Ft. 2 |
Season 8
Chalkboard gag | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
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154 | October 27, 1996 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror VII |
155 | November 03, 1996 | I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten | You Only Move Twice |
156 | November 10, 1996 | I am not my long-lost twin | The Homer They Fall |
157 | November 17, 1996 | no gag | Burns, Baby Burns |
158 | November 24, 1996 | no gag | Bart After Dark |
159 | December 01, 1996 | no gag | A Milhouse Divided |
160 | December 15, 1996 | no gag'(But during the episode, Lisa writes "I will not be a snickerpuss.") | Lisa's Date with Density |
161 | December 29, 1996 | no gag | Hurricane Neddy |
162 | January 05, 1997 | no gag | El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer) |
163 | January 12, 1997 | The truth is not out there("The Springfield Files," an X-Files parody episode) | The Springfield Files |
164 | January 19, 1997 | I am not licensed to do anything (referencing a James Bond movie) | The Twisted World of Marge Simpson |
165 | February 02, 1997 | no gag | Mountain of Madness |
166 | February 07, 1997 | I will not hide the teacher's Prozac | Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious |
167 | February 09, 1997 | no gag | The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show |
168 | February 16, 1997 | no gag | Homer's Phobia |
169 | February 23, 1997 | no gag | Brother from Another Series |
170 | March 02, 1997 | no gag | My Sister, My Sitter |
171 | March 16, 1997 | no gag | Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment |
172 | April 06, 1997 | no gag | Grade School Confidential |
173 | April 13, 1997 | A fire drill does not demand a fire | The Canine Mutiny |
174 | April 20, 1997 | no gag | The Old Man and the Lisa |
175 | April 27, 1997 | no gag | In Marge We Trust |
176 | May 04, 1997 | no gag | Homer's Enemy |
177 | May 11, 1997 | no gag | The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase |
178 | May 18, 1997 | no gag | The Secret War of Lisa Simpson |
Season 9
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
179 | September 21, 1997 | no gag | The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson |
180 | September 28, 1997 | no gag | The Principal and the Pauper |
181 | October 19, 1997 | I no longer want my MTV(reference to the lyrics of the Dire Straits song Money for Nothing, and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming) | Lisa's Sax |
182 | October 26, 1997 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror VIII |
183 | November 02, 1997 | Everyone is tired of that Richard Gerestory | The Cartridge Family |
184 | November 09, 1997 | I did not invent Irish dancing | Bart Star |
185 | November 16, 1997 | no gag | The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons |
186 | November 23, 1997 | I will not tease Fatty | Lisa the Skeptic |
187 | December 07, 1997 | There was no Roman god named "Fartacus" | Realty Bites |
188 | December 21, 1997 | Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related | Miracle on Evergreen Terrace |
189 | January 04, 1998 | no gag | All Singing, All Dancing |
190 | January 11, 1998 | no gag | Bart Carny |
191 | February 08, 1998 | Shooting paintballs is not an art form | The Joy of Sect |
192 | February 15, 1998 | no gag | Das Bus |
193 | February 22, 1998 | Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted "Pain is the cleanser!" as he yanked his moustache in the episode Home Away from Homer.) | The Last Temptation of Krust |
194 | March 01, 1998 | Silly string is not a nasal spray | Dumbbell Indemnity |
195 | March 08, 1998 | no gag | Lisa the Simpson |
196 | March 22, 1998 | I was told not to do this | This Little Wiggy |
197 | March 29, 1998 | My butt does not deserve a website | Simpson Tide |
198 | April 05, 1998 | I will not demand what I'm worth (This is a reference to the voice cast's recent demands for higher pay.) | The Trouble With Trillions |
199 | April 19, 1998 | no gag | Girly Edition |
200 | April 26, 1998 | I will not mess with the opening credits(This was actually the couch gag for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.) | Trash of the Titans |
201 | May 03, 1998 | no gag | King of the Hill |
202 | May 10, 1998 | I am not the new Dalai Lama | Lost Our Lisa |
203 | May 17, 1998 | I was not the inspiration for "Kramer" (This episode aired three days after the last episode of "Seinfeld".) | Natural Born Kissers |
Season 10
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
204 | August 23, 1998 | no gag | Lard of the Dance |
205 | September 20, 1998 | I will not file frivolous lawsuits | The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace |
206 | September 27, 1998 | no gag | Bart the Mother |
207 | October 25, 1998 | The Simpsons Halloween Special IX (This is written in blood with a paintbrush.) | Treehouse of Horror IX |
208 | November 08, 1998 | "butt.com" is not my E-mail address(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.) | When You Dish upon a Star |
209 | November 15, 1998 | No one cares what my definition of "is" is | D'oh-in in the Wind |
210 | November 22, 1998 | I will not scream for ice cream | Lisa Gets an "A" |
211 | December 06, 1998 | I am not a licensed hairstylist | Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" |
212 | December 20, 1998 | "The President did it" is not an excuse (This aired a day after impeachment proceedings started against Bill Clinton) | Mayored to the Mob |
213 | January 10, 1999 | My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld | Viva Ned Flanders |
214 | January 17, 1999 | Sherri does not "got back" | Wild Barts Can't Be Broken |
215 | January 31, 1999 | I will not do "the dirty bird" (This episode aired the night of Super Bowl XXXIII, in which the Atlanta Falcons, for whom "The Dirty Bird" was a signature dance/celebration, played.) | Sunday, Cruddy Sunday |
216 | February 07, 1999 | No one cares about my sciatica | Homer to the Max |
217 | February 14, 1999 | Hillbillies are people too | I'm with Cupid |
218 | February 21, 1999 | Grammar is not a time of waste | Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" |
219 | February 28, 1999 | I do not have diplomatic immunity (Taken from 9F20) | Make Room for Lisa |
220 | March 28, 1999 | It does not suck to be you (A reference to a Prozzäk song) | Maximum Homerdrive |
221 | April 04, 1999 | I cannot absolve sins (And during Lisa's dream in the episode: I will not deface using hieroglyphics where possible) | Simpsons Bible Stories |
222 | April 11, 1999 | A trained ape could not teach gym | Mom and Pop Art |
223 | April 25, 1999 | Loose teeth don't need my help | The Old Man and the "C" Student |
224 | May 02, 1999 | I have neither been there nor done that | Monty Can't Buy Me Love |
225 | May 09, 1999 | No one wants to hear from my armpits (This is from 3F01) | They Saved Lisa's Brain |
226 | May 16, 1999 | I'm so very tired (At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.) | Thirty Minutes over Tokyo |
Season 11
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
227 | September 26, 1999 | Fridays are not "pants optional" (In Australia, Hamish and Andy (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.) | Beyond Blunderdome |
228 | October 03, 1999 | Pork is not a verb(the irony is that "pork" is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning "to have sexual intercourse with") | Brother's Little Helper |
229 | October 24, 1999 | I am not the last Don(Possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred Joe Mantegna, voice of recurring Simpsons character Fat Tony) | Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? |
230 | October 31, 1999 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror X |
231 | November 07, 1999 | I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize | E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) |
232 | November 14, 1999 | I won't not use no double negatives(since three negatives are used, the sentence is true) | Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder |
233 | November 21, 1999 | Indian burns are not our cultural heritage (This is from 3F05) | Eight Misbehavin' |
234 | November 28, 1999 | I can't see dead people (This is a reference to The Sixth Sense) | Take My Wife, Sleaze |
235 | December 19, 1999 | I will not sell my kidney on eBay (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs) | Grift of the Magi |
236 | January 9, 2000 | I will not create art from dung | Little Big Mom |
237 | January 16, 2000 | I will stop phoning it in | Faith Off |
238 | January 23, 2000 | Class clown is not a paid position | The Mansion Family |
239 | February 06, 2000 | Substitute teachers are not scabs | Saddlesore Galactica |
240 | February 13, 2000 | My suspension was not mutual | Alone Again, Natura-Diddily |
241 | February 20, 2000 | A belch is not an oral report | Missionary: Impossible |
242 | February 27, 2000 | Dodgeball stops at the gym door | Pygmoelian |
243 | March 19, 2000 | Non-flammable is not a challenge | Bart to the Future |
244 | April 09, 2000 | I was not touched"there"by an angel | Days of Wine and D'oh'ses |
245 | April 30, 2000 | I am not here on a fartball scholarship | Kill the Alligator and Run |
246 | May 07, 2000 | I will not dance on anyone's grave | Last Tap Dance in Springfield |
247 | May 14, 2000 | I cannot hire a substitute student | It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge |
248 | May 21, 2000 | "I will not obey the voices in my head" | Behind the Laughter |
Season 12
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
249 | November 01, 2000 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror XI |
250 | November 05, 2000 | I will not plant subliminal messagores (aired two days before the 2000 U.S. presidential election) | A Tale of Two Springfields |
251 | November 12, 2000 | I will not surprise the incontinent | Insane Clown Poppy |
252 | November 19, 2000 | I am not the acting president (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election) | Lisa the Tree Hugger |
253 | November 26, 2000 | I was not the sixth Beatle | Homer vs. Dignity |
254 | December 03, 2000 | I will only provide a urine sample when asked | The Computer Wore Menace Shoes |
255 | December 10, 2000 | The nurse is not dealing | The Great Money Caper |
256 | December 17, 2000 | Science class should not end in tragedy(During the episode, Skinner writes "I ain't not a dorkus") | Skinner's Sense of Snow |
257 | January 07, 2001 | Network TV is not dead | HOMR |
258 | January 14, 2001 | I will not "let the dogs out" (reference a song made popular by the Baha Men) | Pokey Mom |
259 | February 04, 2001 | I will not hide the teacher's medication | Worst Episode Ever |
260 | February 11, 2001 | I will not publish the principal's credit report | Tennis the Menace |
261 | February 18, 2001 | The hamster did not have a "full life" | Day of the Jackanapes |
262 | February 25, 2001 | I will not buy a presidential pardon(This refers to the Bill Clinton pardons controversy, involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.) | New Kids on the Blecch |
263 | March 04, 2001 | "Temptation Island" was not a sleazy piece of crap | Hungry, Hungry Homer |
264 | March 11, 2001 | I will not scare the vice president(a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition) | Bye Bye Nerdie |
265 | April 01, 2001 | I will not flush evidence | Simpson Safari |
266 | April 29, 2001 | Fire is not the cleanser | Trilogy of Error |
267 | May 06, 2001 | Genetics is not an excuse | I'm Goin' to Praiseland |
268 | May 13, 2001 | Today is not Mothra's Day (This episode aired on Mother's Day.) | Children of a Lesser Clod |
269 | May 20, 2001 | I should not be twenty-one by now (Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.) | Simpsons Tall Tales |
Season 13
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
270 | November 6, 2001 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror XII |
271 | November 11, 2001 | Nobody reads these anymore | The Parent Rap |
272 | November 18, 2001 | A burp in a jar is not a science project | Homer the Moe |
273 | December 2, 2001 | Fun does not have a size | A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love |
274 | December 9, 2001 | I am not Charlie Brown on acid (reference to how critics described "South Park") | The Blunder Years |
275 | December 16, 2001 | I do not have a cereal named after me (In fact, he did: "Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch". In the UK they released "Bart Simpson's No Problem-os) | She of Little Faith |
276 | January 6, 2002 | no gag | Brawl in the Family |
277 | January 20, 2002 | no gag | Sweets and Sour Marge |
278 | January 27, 2002 | no gag | Jaws Wired Shut |
279 | February 10, 2002 | I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers(A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.) | Half-Decent Proposal |
280 | February 17, 2002 | The Giving Tree is not a chump | The Bart Wants What It Wants |
281 | February 24, 2002 | Making Milhouse cry is not a science project | The Lastest Gun in the West |
282 | March 10, 2002 | no gag | The Old Man and the Key |
283 | March 17, 2002 | Vampire is not a career choice | Tales from the Public Domain |
284 | March 31, 2002 | no gag | Blame It on Lisa |
285 | April 7, 2002 | no gag | Weekend at Burnsie's |
286 | April 21, 2002 | no gag | Gump Roast |
287 | April 28, 2002 | no gag | I Am Furious Yellow |
288 | May 5, 2002 | I will never lie about being cancelled again (a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season) | The Sweetest Apu |
289 | May 12, 2002 | no gag | Little Girl in the Big Ten |
290 | May 19, 2002 | no gag | The Frying Game |
291 | May 22, 2002 | no gag | Papa's Got a Brand New Badge |
Season 14
Season 15
Season 16
Season 17
Season 18
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
379 | September 10, 2006 | no gag | "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer" |
380 | September 17, 2006 | no gag | "Jazzy and the Pussycats" |
381 | September 24, 2006 | no gag'(But during the episode, Skinner writes "A baby beat me up" when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy) | "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em" |
382 | November 5, 2006 | no gag | "Treehouse of Horror XVII" |
383 | November 12, 2006 | We are not all naked under our clothes | "G.I. D'oh" |
384 | November 19, 2006 | no gag | "Moe'N'a Lisa" |
385 | November 26, 2006 | no gag | "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)" |
386 | December 10, 2006 | no gag | "The Haw-Hawed Couple" |
387 | December 17, 2006 | Frankincense is not a monster | "Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2" |
388 | January 7, 2007 | no gag | "The Wife Aquatic" |
389 | January 28, 2007 | no gag | "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times" |
390 | February 11, 2007 | no gag'(But during the episode, Bart writes "So long suckers") | "Little Big Girl" |
391 | February 18, 2007 | no gag | "Springfield Up" |
392 | March 4, 2007 | no gag | "Yokel Chords" |
393 | March 11, 2007 | no gag | "Rome-old and Juli-eh" |
394 | March 25, 2007 | Global Warming did not eat my homework | "Homerazzi" |
395 | April 22, 2007 | no gag | "Marge Gamer" |
396 | April 29, 2007 | no gag | "The Boys of Bummer" |
397 | May 6, 2007 | I will not look up how much teacher makes | "Crook and Ladder" |
398 | May 13, 2007 | Pearls are not oyster barf | "Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot" |
399 | May 20, 2007 | no gag'(special 24-style opening) | "24 Minutes" |
400 | May 20, 2007 | no gag'(normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says "20 years ago", followed by a full showing of the Tracy Ullman Show Simpsons short "Family Portrait") | "You Kent Always Say What You Want" |
Season 19
Season 20
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
421 | September 28, 2008 | no gag | "Sex, Pies And Idiot Scrapes" |
422 | October 5, 2008 | Teachers diet is working. | "Lost Verizon" |
423 | October 19, 2008 | There is no such month as Rocktober | "Double, Double Boy In Trouble" |
424 | November 2, 2008 | None | "Treehouse of Horror XIX" |
425 | November 9, 2008 | I did not see Teacher siphoning gas. | "Dangerous Curves" |
426 | November 16, 2008 | No gag | "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words" |
427 | November 30, 2008 | Prosperity is just around the corner. | "Mypods and Boomsticks" |
428 | December 7, 2008 | Jesus is not mad His birthday is on Christmas | "The Burns and the Bees" |
429 | January 25, 2009 | I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard | " Lisa The Drama Queen" |
430 | Febuary 15, 2009 |
HDTV is Worth Every Cent (The episode was the first one in HD) |
"Take My Life, Please" |
431 | March 1, 2009 | "March Madness" is Not an Excuse for Missing School | "How the Test Was Won" |
432 | March 8, 2009 | "I will not have fun with educational toys." | "No Loan Again, Naturally |
433 | MArch 15, 2009 | No gag | "Gone Maggie Gone" |
434 | March 22, 2009 | "Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks." | "In the Name of the Grandfather" |
435 | March 29, 2009 | "My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds." | "Wedding for Disaster" |
436 | April 5, 2009 | No gag | "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe" |
437 | April 19, 2009 | "I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone." | "The Good, the Sad and the Drugly" |
438 | April 26, 2009 | "I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy." | "Father Knows Worst" |
439 | May 3, 2009 | No gag | "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh" |
440 | May 10, 2009 | No gag | "Four Great Women and a Manicure" |
441 | May 17, 2009 | "It's 'Facebook,' not 'Assbook.'" | "Coming to Homerica" |
Season 21
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
442 | September 27, 2009 | "The class hamster isn't just sleeping." | "Homer the Whopper" |
443 | October 4, 2009 | "Chalkboarding is not torture." | "Bart Gets a 'Z'" |
444 | October 11, 2009 | "I am not allergic to long division." | "The Great Wife Hope" |
445 | October 18, 2009 | None | "Treehouse of Horror XX" |
446 | November 15, 2009 | "I do not have the hots for my mom." | "The Devil Wears Nada" |
447 | November 22, 2009 | "Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass." | "Pranks and Greens" |
448 | November 29, 2009 | "Teachers' unions are not ruining this country." | "Rednecks and Broomsticks" |
449 | December 13, 2009 | No gag | "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?" |
450 | January 3, 2010 | No gag | "Thursdays with Abie" |
451 | January 10, 2010 | "The world may end in 2012, but this show won't." | "Once Upon a Time in Springfield" |
452 | January 31, 2010 | no gag | "Million Dollar Maybe" |
453 | February 14, 2010 | no gag | "Boy Meets Curl" |
454 | February 21, 2010 | No gag | "The Color Yellow" |
455 | March 14, 2010 | No gag | "Postcards from the Wedge" |
456 | March 21, 2010 | "WWII could not beat up WWI" | "Stealing First Base" |
The Simpsons Movie
# | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
---|---|---|---|
1 | July 27, 2007 | I will not illegally download this movie | The Simpsons Movie |