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For the bully, see Kearney Zzyzwicz.
Character Information
Male ♂
Hair: White
First appearance: "Four Great Women and a Manicure"
Voiced by: Nancy Cartwright

Kearney is a dwarf in a story by Lisa Simpson based on Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. The character is based on Kearney Zzyzwicz. The other dwarfs in the story are Crabby, Drunky, Hungry, Lenny, Greedy and Doctor Hibbert.


Kearney works in a Diamond Mine with the other dwarfs. When they were going to work, Kearney gave Lenny a wedgie. When he and the dwarfs returned home from work, they found Snow White in their house, asleep.

When the dwarfs were at work one day, the Wicked Queen forced Snow White to eat a poison apple, putting her into a sleep coma. Kearney was with the other dwarfs looking over her on a hill, waiting for her to wake up.