Hawaii
- "This is just like Hawaii, but you don't get beaten up if you leave the hotel."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Hawaii
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Hawaii is one of the 50 states in the United States made of eight main islands in the Pacific Ocean. The capital and largest city is Honolulu.
History[edit]
When Homer was banned from Moe's, he posed as a pilot to drink at a bar exclusively for pilots. He was mistaken for a real pilot and ended up flicking a switch in the cockpit, causing the wheels to retract and the plane to smash into the runway. To keep Homer silent so Crazy Clown Airlines wouldn't become a laughingstock, the airline offered Homer and his family free tickets to "anywhere in the United States excluding Alaska and Hawaii, the freak states." When he went to tell his family, Bart immediately shouted out, "Alaska!" and then Lisa, "Hawaii!"[1]
Troy McClure hosted a television special called Carnival of the Stars, which was broadcast live from Hawaii's Molokai island.[2]
After getting run out of Florida, the Simpson family tried to decide where to go for their next vacation. They looked at a map of the US where Hawaii, along with every other state, was crossed off except for North Dakota and Arizona, which was then crossed off because Homer said Arizona smelled funny.[3]
Bart and Homer once ended up at the Molokai Leper Colony in Hawaii after Lisa tricked them into thinking they had contracted leprosy as a result of not cleaning up the house while Marge was in the hospital.
Krusty the Clown once sang, while accompanying himself on the ukulele, "I wanna go back to my little grass shack in Kealakekua, Hawaii" (a line from a real song).[4]
The Simpson family missed their plane to Hawaii when Homer decided to get revenge on the Rich Texan for cutting him off.[5]
After finding Denis Leary's cellphone, Bart started prank calling bars around the world. He called a Hawaiian bar and asked for "Maya Normousbutt." When the bartender asked his patrons if they had seen Maya Normousbutt, they burst out laughing and the bartender got angry.[6]
When Sideshow Bob granted Walt Warren the decision of choosing which state Bob would shoot him in, Walt chose Hawaii.[7]
Homer once offered to take his family to Hawaii.[8]
Non-canon[edit]
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The garbage that accumulated from Hawaii was able to form a new island named Garbagio. Mr. Burns sent the Simpson family, Lenny, and Carl to live there. However, it was eaten by seagulls.[9]
Trivia[edit]
- It is against the law to compete in a swim meet in swim trunks in Hawaii.[10]
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