- "In exchange for your silence I'm prepared to offer your family free tickets to anywhere in the United States. Excluding Alaska and Hawaii, the freak states."
- ―head of Crazy Clown Airlines[src]
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Hawaii is one of the 50 states in the United States. Its capital city is Honolulu.
Troy McClure hosted a television special called Carnival of the Stars, which was broadcast live from the island Molokai in Hawaii.
After getting run out of Florida, the Simpson family was trying to decide on where to go for their next vacation. They were looking at a map of the US that had most of the states crossed out, which were apparently all the states that the Simpsons were no longer allowed to enter.
Bart and Homer once ended up at the Molokai Leper Colony in Hawaii after Lisa tricked them into thinking that they had contracted leprosy as a result of not cleaning up the house while Marge was in the hospital.
Krusty the Clown once sang, while accompanying himself on the ukulele, "I wanna go back to my little grass shack in Kealakekua, Hawaii" (a line of a real song).
After finding Denis Leary's cellphone Bart started prank calling bars around the world. He called a Hawaiian bar and asked for "Maya Normousbutt". When the bartender asked his patrons if they had seen Maya Normousbutt they burst out laughing and the bartender got angry.
When Sideshow Bob granted Walt Warren the decision of choosing which state Bob would shoot him in, Walt chose Hawaii.
Homer once offered to take his family to Hawaii.
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The garbage which accumulated from Hawaii was able to form a new island named Garbagio. Mr. Burns sent the Simpson family, Lenny and Carl to live there. However, it was eaten by seagulls.
- It is against the law to compete in a swim meet in swim trunks in Hawaii.
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