- "So tell your folks: Buy me "Bonestorm" or go to hell!"
- ―Bonestorm Santa
Bonestorm Santa is a version of Santa Claus used in adverts for Bonestorm.
In the advert, Bonestorm Santa crashes through the wall of a house with two bored kids in and shoots a copy of Bonestorm into their games console with a bazooka. Bonestorm Santa then told the viewers to tell their parents "buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!"
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