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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Homerpalooza content update/Premium Gameplay
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Contents
- 1 Act 1 Gameplay
- 2 Act 2 Gameplay
- 3 Act 3 Gameplay
- 4 Weird Al Yankovic Gameplay
- 5 Swine-ing High
- 6 Hidden Threads
- 7 Only Drummers Die Young
- 8 Weapons of Mass Audio Production
- 9 Bursting With F.U.N
- 10 Wide-Eyed Optimism
- 11 Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday
- 12 Playing It Backwards
- 13 One Hit Wonder-brick-wall
- 14 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all
- 14.1 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 1
- 14.2 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 2
- 14.3 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 3
- 14.4 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 4
- 14.5 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 5
- 14.6 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 6
- 15 On Rude Crowd Purchased
- 16 On Cheering Crowd Purchased
- 17 Bass Pro Flop
- 18 Chasing Imaginary Dragons
- 19 It Happened One Event
- 20 I'd Like to be Flaming, Please
- 21 Time Trippin'
- 22 Get Ready to Rock And/Or Roll
- 23 Spotlight Haven
- 24 Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit
- 25 The Sound of No Music
- 26 L.T. Smashing Pumpkins
- 27 Club Grub
- 28 Praiseland Promotion
- 29 Praisin' Liaison
- 30 Building Walls For God
- 31 Alcatraaaz C.F.P.
- 32 Riding the Waves
- 33 Golden Parachute
- 34 Jazz It Up!
Act 1 Gameplay
Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately
Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 1
After the user logs in on August 1st:
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What a beautiful summer day. In the park, families are picnicking, old men are feeding birds…
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You know what would make it perfect? A jazz concert.
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You're right, honey! You should go play your saxophone for them.
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Great idea!
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You must really hate picnickers, Dad.
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It got her saxophone out of the house didn't it?
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Task: Make Lisa Play Jazz Music (6s)
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Wow, I was at the park eating the birdseed the old men throw, when I heard you play, Lisa.
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You can really honk that horn. How'd you like a job at the bar?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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A gig at your bar? Really? Did Dad put you up to this?
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Not at all… I just love diminished fifths and double syncopation.
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Define “double syncopation”.
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Okay, I admit it. I want to hire you because jazz music drives away the rats.
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Eh, a gig's a gig.
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Task: Make Lisa Jam at Moe's Tavern (6s, Moe's Tavern)
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You know what? That live music was fun. I'm almost sorry I jammed these corkscrews in my ears.
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We should throw a jazz festival! We could become the next live music mecca. Like New Orleans, Coachella, Austin!
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Yeah! Why not? Springfield is as hot, gritty, and unpleasant as any of those places. Barely.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 3
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Woah, Lisa, you can't just start a jazz festival. Springfield isn't known for jazz.
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In fact, it's known for setting Dave Brubeck's bus on fire when they took the wrong exit and ended up here by mistake.
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Maybe we can work up to it, by putting Springfield on the musical map with a rock festival.
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Yeah, like that Homerpalooza festival I was the star of.
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It was “Hullabalooza”, and you were a creepy sideshow who shot himself with a cannon.
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Task: Build the Rock Stage Task: Make Homer Jam on the Rock Stage) On job start:
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Hello Springfield! Thanks for listening to two hours of me randomly banging a guitar I don't know how to play.
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Eh, we're rock fans. We can't tell the difference.
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Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Wow, Dad, your rock stage is working great. The town is filled with rock festival goers.
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Stupid festies! Walking around collecting souvenirs and taking selfies for their Facelook pages. I'll mosh ‘em to H[i][/i]ell!
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Stop, you braindead troll. Ticket sales are keeping this town afloat, after the ongoing monorail disaster.
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So tap on them and collect stubs.
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And if you also happen to get some cuffs, well, I might have a use for them too.
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Task: Tap Festival Fans [x5] Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 5
After tapping on Lawyer's exclamation mark:
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Excuse me, I am a lawyer. I'm looking for Homer Simpson.
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Are you here because his father died and left him an unexpectedly enormous amount in his will?
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No, I'm a lawyer. I never bring good news.
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I am from the record label that owns the rights to the “Sungazer” song you've been playing. We demand you pay us any revenue gained.
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Uh, Homer Simpson is on tour in the next town over. I hear he's totally baked. Go get legal on him.
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Task: Drop Lawyers in Other Springfields [x3] Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 6
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Our shows are doing OK, but it doesn't feel like we've hit critical mass.
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You've been critical mass for a long time, tubs.
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If you play more shows, you'll get better. And if you get better, you'll attract a bigger audience.
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It sounds like you're saying, “practice makes perfect”. Which we know is evil school propaganda.
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Task: Make Performers Jam [x2] Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 7
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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Merchandise!
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Homerpalooza T-shirts, posters, toilet seat covers! Don't take a poop without sitting on Homer's face! Merch, I say!
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Do a portion of the sales go toward supporting up-and-coming musicians with great potential?
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Well, it's helping to pay for my kids' violin lessons.
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So, no.
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Task: Build Kwik-E-Merch Task: Craft an Item at Kwik-E-Merch Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 8
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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Amazing news! I just got a text from my old Sungazer bandmate, Nick Delacourt.
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He needs publicity for his new solo album. Even his ex-wife won't buy it, and she gets half the money.
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Wow. Delacourt is the 95th best rock drummer of all time, according to a meaningless list by Rolling Stone.
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That meaningless list is so ridiculous! Nick Delacourt is worse than Bart? I don't think meaninglessly so!
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Task: Make Homer and Apu Argue About Pointless Rankings (4h, Kwik-E-Mart, Apu) Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 9
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Delacourt, welcome back to Springfield! Your VIP dressing room is ready.
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This “dressing room” is a Kwik-E-Mart restroom. How is this VIP?
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You are the first customer who's ever been allowed to use it.
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Task: Make Nick Delacourt Jam on the Rock Stage
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System Message
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You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep expanding your Festival and tapping Fans, Act 2 starts soon!
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Quest rewards: 50 Event Currency and 20
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More Rock
After completing Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 9:
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Task: Collect Cuffs [x5000] Quest rewards: 1/2/3
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Act 2 Gameplay
Pop and Circumstance
Pop and Circumstance Pt. 1
After the user logs in on August 15th:
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Wow, our Rock Festival stage has really brought in the fans. Now it's time to hit them with our Jazz Festival, right?
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Right?!
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Lisa, Rome wasn't built in a day.
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Also, the Romans fed jazz musicians to the lions.
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First, we have to expand our audience beyond stoned elderly hippies, to include ignorant narcissistic teens.
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You mean… a pop stage! O.M.G.
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Yeah, I think that's one of the bands.
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Task: Build the Pop Stage
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Our ridiculously glitzy Pop Stage is built. Now, we just need some pop stars.
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If that's what it takes to get my Jazz festival, I do know one ex-pop star: Ralph Wiggum.
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Although yesterday he was crying because he lost a booger.
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Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Pop and Circumstance Pt. 2
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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The Party Posse is back! And scary.
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The beat is droppin'!
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Our look is heart-stoppin'!
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And the champagne is… do I really have to do this?
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Your dad signed you all to a 99-year contract.
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Fought him down from 100.
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Task: Take a Performer Jam on the Pop Stage
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This song's going out to a very special girl: Lisa Simpson!
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You know, maybe I should switch to playing blues. 'Cause I am really paying my dues here.
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Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Pop and Circumstance Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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You were right, Dad, expanding to pop music is bringing in the kids. Although they're looking kind of tuckered out from all the fun.
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Some Buzz Cola will be just the thing to over-stimulate them!
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Plus, it will launch one of our main revenue streams.
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The sales tax on sodas?
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The twenty-five cent fee to use the port-a-potties!
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Task: Craft Buzz Cola Tent
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We're at a music festival. Why is the Buzz Cola tent blasting out its own, different music?
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Otherwise you wouldn't know it was cool.
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Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Pop and Circumstance Pt. 4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Ugh, this pop festival is nothing but overpaid, undertalented local performers.
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We need an overpaid, undertalented international star.
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Then we're going to need a pointlessly glitzy, fundamentally unpleasant place for her to hang out with other celebrities.
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Task: Place Pop Star Plane
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Whoever made this plane is definitely guilty of a crime… against good taste.
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If I catch him, he'll fry. That's legal, right?
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Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Pop and Circumstance Pt. 5
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Well, the plane is glitzy and pointless all right. But will it really attract celebrities?
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O.M.G., people! There's a ladies room in the back of this plane with no line!
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The secret to stardom: knowing where the empty bathrooms are.
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Task: Make Celebrities Take Selfies in Pop Star Plane [x3] (4h, Pop Star Plane)
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Pop sensation Alaska Nebraska just told fans online about Springfield! She must be interested!
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Just don't tell her Moe is running the limo service from the airport.
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We guarantee to paw through your luggage while you're not looking.
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System Message
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You have completed the Act 2 story! Keep expanding your Festival and tapping Fans, Act 3 starts soon!
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Quest rewards: 50 Event Currency and 20
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More Pop
After completing Pop and Circumstance Pt. 5:
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Task: Collect Sunglasses [x10000] Quest rewards: 1/2/3
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Act 3 Gameplay
Straight Outta Dumbton
Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 1
After the user logs in on August 29th:
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Dad, you've made Springfield a music mecca for rock and pop. It's time for the jazz festival to explode into town.
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Right? Explode?
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Sorry, Lis. We want to let the beat drop with hip to the hop.
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The young rapper is right. After all, it is America's only homegrown music.
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So is jazz! Plus blues, bluegrass, Motown…
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Fine, we'll do all of them before jazz too.
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Task: Build the Hip Hop Stage Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Okay, now that we have the Hip Hop Stage let's showcase some of our towns great rappers…
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Like Alcatraaaz and M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew…
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They're out of the biz. I heard Alcatraaaz became a certified financial planner.
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Then it sounds like you need a clown!
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If that “Nutso Clown Horde” or whatever they're called can rap, so can a Jewish heart-attack survivor!
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Task: Make Krusty Jam on the Hip Hop Stage
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Well, I can't exactly rap.
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But I have been to jail for trying to run someone over with my car. So, ballpark.
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Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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That was a disaster! And, like any entertainment manager, I sought help at the first sign of trouble.
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This disaster is an outrage to hip hop. You and your stage are now managed by Golden Goose Records.
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I better see some serious flow on this stage pronto, or I will release Goosius to incentivize you.
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Bart, if you don't want to see your father brutally humiliated by a goose, you'll get up there and rap.
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Any way I can do both?
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I'm open to a deal.
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Task: Unlock Rappin' Bart Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 4
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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Can I be part of your crew, Bart? I'm totally committed to the rapper lifestyle.
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I even had Otto tattoo “Thug Life” on my back. Super painful but worth it.
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It reads “Huge Lift".
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Damn it! I should've known Otto was in no shape for careful work.
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He was just about to drive the school bus.
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Task: Make Bart Practice a Show (4h, Bart's Tree House) Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 5
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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Alright B-Money, it's time for you to blow the sneakers off Springfield with your dope flow.
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Only a genius producer would think to invest all his money in a ten-year-old white kid.
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Oops. Yeah. Good lesson: do not make important financial decisions after trying Otto's special blend.
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Task: Make Bart Jam on the Hip Hop Stage
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Bart! Nice job, little hero. You want a golden white tiger for your bedroom?
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No he does not!
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Marge, you got swag. I like that. You want to go shopping for four diamond rings that when you put them together read “Bitch”?
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Well, I've got half an hour until Maggie gets out of preschool. Sure!
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Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 6
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Dad, we actually pulled it off. We built a music festival to rival Hullabalooza!
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Fans come here from all over to see great performances. Finally, it's time for Act 4: The Jazz Festival.
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Sorry, Lis, they cut it down to three Acts to make room for Halloween.
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Dammit!
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No kidding. Now we have to figure out what to do with all these stages.
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Task: Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall Task: Make Springfielders Propose Festival Ground Ideas [x5] (8h, Town Hall)
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No one actually proposed anything. Why did you all come here?
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I just came to get away from the smelly festival-goers. They've been camping out in the park and I don't think they showered the entire time!
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No, they took baths in Springfield Lake. Which made them smell worse.
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Well, if no one has any ideas, we'll treat this problem like a workplace harassment suit: ignore it until it goes away.
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System Message
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You have completed the event story! Keep tapping Fans and jamming to expand your Festival!
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Quest rewards: 50 Event Currency and 20
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More Hip Hop
After completing Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 6:
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Task: Collect Blings [x15000] Quest rewards: 1/2/3
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Weird Al Yankovic Gameplay
Weird Al-truism
Weird Al-truism Pt. 1
After tapping on Weird Al Yankovic's Quest mark:
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Ah, back in Springfield, the town that holds the record for most illegally downloaded copies of my songs.
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Weird Al Yankovic! You're my musical hero.
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I have every one of your albums. I sleep under a Weird Al blanket. You could say I’m obsessed.
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That's great. Now, can you take me to the Homerpalooza festival?
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Just follow me.
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Task: Make Milhouse Imprison Weird Al in His House (4h, Van Houten Home, Weird Al Yankovic)
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Listen, Milhouse, it's been great meeting all your stuffed animals. Big fan of Puppy Goo-Goo.
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But I really should be getting to the festival.
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What's your hurry… NORMAL AL? Compared to me, I mean.
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Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Weird Al-truism Pt. 2
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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Help! I'm supposed to perform at Homerpalooza, but Milhouse has stolen all my concert gear for his “Shrine to Weird Al Yankovic".
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Can't you just take your stuff back?
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Lisa, I can't steal from a religious institution! Especially one devoted to me.
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Then we'll have to buy you all new gear… I know! We'll crowdfund it on “FriendMoocher”.
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And I'll be the first to donate!
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Task: Make Lisa Create FriendMoocher Campaign (4h, Simpson House) Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Weird Al-truism Pt. 3
After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 2:
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Okay, Mr. Yankovic, the “FriendMoocher” bucks are pouring in. What's the first thing you need to put on a concert?
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Well, I write a lot of songs about food. So I need to do a lot of research into eating.
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I wear Hawaiian shirts to cover the food stains!
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Seems simple enough. How many shirts could you need?
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Task: Fund Hawaiian Shirts [x100] Quest rewards: 525 Event Currency and 10
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Weird Al-truism Pt. 4
After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 3:
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We've purchased a massive supply of Hawaiian shirts, Weird Al. What next?
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I can't perform without my trademark curly ringlets.
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You must buy me… hair curlers!
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Task: Fund Hair Curler Supply [x100] Quest rewards: 200, 25 Event Currency and 10
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Weird Al-truism Pt. 5
After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 4:
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Perfect, my curly hair is cascading in golden ripples down my huge forehead of genius.
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Now all I need to appear on your Rock Stage is hilarious parody lyrics.
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And to write those, I'm going to need a lot of rhyming dictionaries.
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Task: Fund Rhyming Dictionaries [x100]
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I'm ready to hit the Rock Stage, Lisa!
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This is so exciting! We actually have a respectable musician for Homerpalooza.
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Oh dear. If I look respectable, I'm not doing my job.
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System Message
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Weird Al Yankovic can now make you laugh in Rock Jam Sessions!
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Quest rewards: Weird Al Yankovic, 25 Event Currency and 10
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Weird Al-truism Pt. 6
After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 5:
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I can't wait to get on the Pop Stage! It's where I can do my best dancing.
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Until this town gets a Polka Dance Hall.
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If there's one thing I've observed about pop stars, it's that they like to glitter!
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So bring me your rhinestones!
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Task: Fund Costume Bedazzling [x200] Quest rewards: 525 Event Currency and 10
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Weird Al-truism Pt. 7
After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 6:
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The secret to acting like a pop star is to always be bubbly!
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I'll need plenty of sugar to keep that up, and I like my sugar in the form of red licorice.
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But only ones with a clockwise twist. Counter-clockwise is just unnatural!
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Task: Fund Clockwise Red Licorice Twists [x200] Quest rewards: 200, 25 Event Currency and 10
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Weird Al-truism Pt. 8
After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 7:
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The secret to writing great pop parodies is knowing what millennials like.
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They seem to like apps.
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In that case, I need to buy every app there is and find out what it's doing.
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Each new generation is so weird!
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Task: Fund Pop Parody App Purchases [x200]
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I'm hopped up on red licorice, bedazzled outfits, and strange dating apps. Time to pop!
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System Message
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Weird Al Yankovic can now perform in Pop Jam Sessions!
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Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Weird Al-truism Pt. 9
After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 8:
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Time to get ready to drop some parody flow on the Hip Hop Stage.
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You can go two ways: heavy on the bling, or heavy on the soul.
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I choose the bling thing!
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Of course the more expensive one.
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Task: Fund Bling Things [x200] Quest rewards: 525 Event Currency and 10
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Weird Al-truism Pt. 10
After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 9:
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To really put on a “baller” hip hop show, I'm going to need a lot of high-top sneakers.
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It's the only way to get the proper pop, lock, and hip hop bounce.
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The good news is, we can save on shoelaces. We ain't gonna need ‘em!
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Task: Fund Sneakers [x200] Quest rewards: 200, 25 Event Currency and 10
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Weird Al-truism Pt. 11
After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 10:
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The final step for doing a Hip Hop show is to get some fresh beats.
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Oh wait, did I say beats? I meant BEETS! They power the brain!
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Also, I'm going to need some urban slang.
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Believe it or not, but a six-foot tall accordion player from Lynwood, California isn't always up on the latest lingo.
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Task: Fund Hip Hop Slang [x200]
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Yeah boy! I am in the shiz-ouse!
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And now you're ready to write some awesome parodies of jazz classics, right?
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“Food Indigo”? “Cake Five”?
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“Cake Five”?! Leave it to the professionals, Lisa.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to drop my parody of Drake's “Fake Love”: “Cake Love”.
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System Message
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Weird Al Yankovic can now perform in Hip Hop Jam Sessions!
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Quest rewards: 50 Event Currency and 20
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Swine-ing High
After unlocking Pig Balloon:
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Hey, it's an inflatable concert pig, just like at Hullabalooza.
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It's a symbol of the corporate greed of the record companies.
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Except, now all the greedy record companies are out of business.
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So now it just means “Caution: a fat man may try to sing”.
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Hidden Threads
After unlocking Rock Camp Thread Shed:
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The Thread Shed! That would be perfect for buying undercover costumes.
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I have reason to suspect that there may, just may be, drugs in rock and roll.
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Fine I'll dress up as Prince, you can dress as Meatloaf.
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Did you say meatloaf? The drugs can wait, I'm hungry.
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Task: Make Wiggum Shop for Undercover Outfits (6h, Rock Camp Thread Shed) Task: Make Lou Regret Talking (6h, Rock Camp Thread Shed) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Only Drummers Die Young
Only Drummers Die Young Pt. 1
After tapping on Nick Delacourt's exclamation mark:
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Forget it, Shredder. I'm not going on tour. I'm afraid of dying out there.
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Oh, don't worry about that. We mostly replace you with a drum machine anyway.
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Did not know that. But I mean really dying.
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You're worried about the drummer's curse, eh? How they all die young?
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No, I'm worried about all the fatty foods on the road. I have rock-star level cholesterol.
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Task: Make Nick Hide From Dietary Cholesterol (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Only Drummers Die Young Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Nick, you can't just hide out in the Brown House. That's where everyone goes to do weird things… and you're just making it weirder.
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If you're worried about your health, you should go see a doctor.
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Hm. As a flakey musician, I usually go see a crystal healing witch. But I guess I could try Western medicine.
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Task: Reach Level 24 and Place Hibbert Family Practice) Task: Make Nick Get a Check-Up (8h, Hibbert Family Practice)
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Did Hibbert give you a clean bill of health?
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Yes!
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He also scheduled me for a colonoscopy.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Only Drummers Die Young Pt. 3
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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How's your obsession with death coming along, Nick?
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The obsession is doing great. But I could do with some cheering up.
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The number one step in staying healthy is getting exercise.
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Of course! And I know the perfect exercise.
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Task: Make Nick Spin His Drumsticks (4h)
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Twirling your drumsticks is exercise?
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It's exhausting physically AND emotionally. What if you drop a stick just when you need to beat out a riff?
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That's why drummers all keep a spare drumstick down their pants.
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I wondered why they walked so funny.
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Oh, that's because they're drunk.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Only Drummers Die Young Pt. 4
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Hey, Nick. You don't seem so worried about your health anymore. Find a way to break the curse?
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Yep. Check out this line of vitamin supplements I'm taking.
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*reading* “Nick Delacourt's Hi-hat Health Supplements”.
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These really make you feel better?
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The money I make from selling them does.
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Task: Make Nick Package Health Pills (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Weapons of Mass Audio Production
Weapons of Mass Audio Production Pt. 1
After tapping on Peter D'Abruzzio's exclamation mark:
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Shredder, I can't go on stage with these speakers.
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They are so not loud I can barely not hear myself think.
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Maybe if the speakers weren't so loud and distorted, people could actually hear the notes you are playing.
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That's what I'm afraid of.
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Task: Make Peter D'Abbruzio Play a Session Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Weapons of Mass Audio Production Pt. 2
After tapping on Peter D'Abruzzio's exclamation mark:
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I need louder speakers! Noise is what rock and roll is all about.
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What?
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What?
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I can't hear you. I have tinnitus from years of loud speakers.
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Sorry. You have to speak louder to get past my tinnitus.
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Task: Make Peter Struggle With Tinnitus (8h, Sungazer Studio)
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If I had any hearing left maybe I wouldn't be so desperate for louder speakers.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Weapons of Mass Audio Production Pt. 3
After tapping on Peter D'Abruzzio's exclamation mark:
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I hear you're looking for new speakers, Mr. D'Abbruzio. Well, I got just the thing.
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Surplus Navy loudspeakers, fresh off a battleship.
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Just imagine them blasting out: “General quarters! Incoming aircraft! This is not a drill!”.
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Thanks, but I need top end fidelity.
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Wait! Mine are on sale, a nickel a decibel. I'll give you the whole set for a half-eaten chicken sandwich!
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Task: Reach Level 17 and Build King Toot's Task: Make Peter Browse for Better Equipment (4h, King Toot's)
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What's the loudest amp you offer?
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What's an amp?
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You're a music store employee. Don't you know?
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Sorry, but for every job in town it's either me or the wise-guy dude.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Weapons of Mass Audio Production Pt. 4
After tapping on Peter D'Abruzzio's exclamation mark:
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*Sigh* I'm never gonna find a set of speakers that capture my inner volume.
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You know, there's more to being a musician than loud speakers.
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Of course! You're right! There's hair!
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Task: Make Peter Take Wigs to Eleven (8h)
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Okay, we've got our song list, our supplements, and our wigs. We're ready to go on tour.
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Is there anything we've forgotten?
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Anyone who will actually pay to see you?
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Good point. Tour canceled!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Bursting With F.U.N
After unlocking Stage Turret:
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Whoa! Are we finally going to war with Shelbyville?
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Unfortunately, no. This turret is decommissioned.
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It is now just a confetti cannon, firing Fractured Unprinted Newspaper.
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F.U.N.? Did you just say it shoots F.U.N.?
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The military loves its acronyms.
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Task: Tap the Stage Turret Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Wide-Eyed Optimism
After unlocking Pop Star Plane:
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Okay, Dad, this glamorous plane is just what we need to attract more pop stars to Springfield.
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I've never seen anything uglier. Who's gonna be crazy enough to want to spend time with it.
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Hiya toots! I like a lady with glasses!
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Asked and answered.
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Task: Make Grampa Woo a Pop Star Plane (3h, Pop Star Plane) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday
Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 1
After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark:
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Alaska Nebraska! I'm so excited for your show.
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Not me. I'm tired of being a pop star who stars in a TV show where I pretend to be a pop star pretending to be a normal girl.
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I want to be a normal girl and pretend I'm not a pop star!
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Did you get all that?
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Barely.
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Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Perform on the Pop Stage
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Great show, Alaska!
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Who is this “Alaska”. I'm just a perfectly normal girl with a totally ordinary name.
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“Oregon Washington”.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 2
After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark:
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Dad, Mom, this is “Oregon Washington”. She's going to live with us for a while.
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Sure, that's a thing we do.
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So, how do normal people like us start our day? Half hour workout with personal trainer?
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Forty-five minute wait to use the bathroom.
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Task: Make Lisa Wait to Use the Bathroom (1h, Simpson House) Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Wait to Use the Bathroom (1h, Simpson House)
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Your dad has no hair. How is it possible he still clogs the drain?
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You really don't want to know.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 3
After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark:
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Lisa, let's go to your school! I want to be a totally normal little girl.
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Also, I'll need a wacky friend who I secretly help with her dating problems.
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Uh… me?
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Well, I like plot twists, but you dating? That's a stretch.
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Let me meditate on it.
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Task: Make Lisa Wait for Alaska at the School (1h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Meditate (1h, Trees) On job start:
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I don't know what I'm more scared of.
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That Alaska Nebraska will be my friend, or she won't be.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 4
After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark:
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Okay, Lisa, I'm going to help your love life by throwing a huge party at your house.
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Thanks. Although, I'm only eight. I don't really need a love life.
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I know, but this is TV.
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You seem to be confusing normal life and your TV show, Alaska.
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“Oregon”, honey. “Oregon”.
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Task: Make Youngsters Party [x3] (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Feel Awkward (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Pretend to be Normal (4h, Simpson House)
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Enjoying the party, Lisa?
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Not exactly. When are you supposed to get me a boyfriend?
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Oh, I'm not. The funny twist is, I end up dating the cutest boy at the party.
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That would be Nelson.
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Rewrite! Rewrite!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 5
After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark:
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I have to say, I'm not impressed with this being a normal girl thing.
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That's because you haven't been hanging with B-Money.
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Grab a skateboard and let's have some unsupervised fun.
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Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Hang With Bart (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Put Alaska Nebraska in Danger (4h, Simpson House)
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Well, back to being a pop star.
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I broke my wrist skateboarding, but luckily it's not my pointing-at-the-crowd-while-lip-synching wrist.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Playing It Backwards
After unlocking All Sales Vinyl:
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Wow, a vinyl record store. I can search for some of my favorite out-of-print jazz records.
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And I can look for MY favorite out-of-print record: “Dr. Nutso's Fart Noises ‘76”.
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Fans called it the “Bicentennial Fart Album”.
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Vinyl farts are amazing: mellow high notes, but totally thumping bass.
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*sigh* A passion is a passion.
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Task: Make Lisa Search for Obscure Jazz Records (4h, All Sales Vinyl) Task: Make Bart Search for Obscure Fart Records (4h, All Sales Vinyl) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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One Hit Wonder-brick-wall
One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 1
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Man, my flow is totally jammed. I can't think of rhyme one.
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You just need something to spark your genius. Like “collaborating” with a bunch of other rappers who do all the work.
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Great idea, Milhouse! Anyone who heard my first rap hit single, “Deep Deep Trouble” will come running.
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They'll do something running.
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Task: Make Rappin' Bart Gather Contact Information on Rappers (8h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 2
One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 3
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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I don't need anyone's help coming up with a dope song.
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Just my own genius and enough Buzz Cola that my blood is more sugar than water.
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I'm gonna nail that song in one try.
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Task: Make Bart Nail Hit Song in Twenty-Eight Tries (4h, Benches) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 4
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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*rapping* THEY THINK THEY CAN DISS ME, THEY SAY MY FLOW IS HISTORY.
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*rapping* BUT I GOT THE RHYMES THAT'LL MAKE THEM WANT TO BLING ME!
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I KNEW you'd write a good song if you just got angry.
|
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So you deliberately ignored me to motivate me?!
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Yep. Usually I hang people upside down outside windows, but hey, why not try something new?
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Task: Make Bart Rap Angrily
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Well, that song was great. But who knows where my next idea is coming from.
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I’ll open a window.
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No, I'm inspired, I promise!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all
Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 1
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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Hey Brandine! Look what I found while I was spring cleaning! That is, cleaning up all the old car springs we have in the back yard.
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That's your fancy jacket from when you were MIS-managing the kids' band an' wasting all their money!
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That's why I buried it under the car springs.
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My truck keys were in the pocket! I'm getting it off its concrete blocks and taking it for a spin.
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Task: Make Manager Cletus Go for a Spin (1h, Cletus' Monster Truck) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 2
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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I love wearing my fancy music manager jacket. I'm gonna take up managin' again.
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I just need an act better than the Spuckler Family Kids.
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Which means any act.
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Task: Make Manager Cletus Scout for Talent (8h, Shop)
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Hey, twins. Freaks always get attention. You two got any musical talent?
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We can cough out Beethoven's Fifth Symphony.
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But you gotta keep us in a lotta cigarettes.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 3
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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Despite my fancy jacket, I cain't seem to find a client to represent.
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And I have so much to give. Like possum gizzards and a kind of psoriasis found only in Appalachia.
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Guess I better visit my hillbilly therapist.
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Task: Make Manager Cletus Drink His Moonshine (6h, Cletus's Farm)
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Well, manager coat, I do feel better after visiting my shrink.
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I call moonshine my shrink because it makes my intestines shrivel up.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 4
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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Wow, Mr. Spuckler, that coat is killer.
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And your moonshine is intense! How would you like to have a partner in the booze biz?
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I dunno. You don't seem much like a hillbilly.
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I own a goose.
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Write us up a partnership agreement and let's start marking “X”s!
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Task: Make Manager Cletus Sign an X (1h, Cletus's Farm) If the user has Jay G: Task: Make Jay G Climb a Rung of Ruthlessness (1h, Jay G's Mansion)
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Congratulations, Cletus. Your moonshine business has a new silent partner.
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*honk*
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And a not so silent one.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 5
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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Alright, I gots a new batch of moonshine ready.
|
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You're the brand manager. Get out and find a celebrity spokesman to endorse it.
|
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I got a goat what's kinda notorious around the county.
|
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Hm. What's the next step up from a goat?
|
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Got it. A clown.
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Task: Make Manager Cletus Manage a Brand (4h)
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Excellent job, Cletus. Your moonshine will be huge. I'm taking this partnership to the next level.
|
|
The roof of the hay loft!?
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|
Nope. Freezing you out of the business.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 6
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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|
Brandine! Jay G done took over my moonshine business.
|
|
Turns out I signed over all rights to him. And signed a non-compete clause.
|
|
Did you sign a non-feudin' clause?
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Nope.
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Then grease up yer squirrel gun.
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Task: Make Manager Cletus Prepare a Hostile Takeover (4h) If the user has Jay G: Task: Make Jay G Move up Another Rung (4h, Jay G's Mansion)
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|
Jay G says it's illegal for me to make my own moonshine.
|
|
But them dang revenooers said the same thing, and that didn't stop me.
|
|
And as long as your moonshine only make me go blind temporarily, you'll always have a customer in me.
|
|
It's a wonderful life.
|
Quest reward: 200 and 20
|
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On Rude Crowd Purchased
After crafting Rude Crowd:
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Task: Tap on the Rude Crowd [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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On Cheering Crowd Purchased
After crafting Cheering Crowd:
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Task: Tap on the Cheering Crowd [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10
|
|
Bass Pro Flop
Bass Pro Flop Pt. 1
After tapping on Freddy Freeman's exclamation mark:
|
|
After a lifetime of playing bass, I wish I could teach young people what I know.
|
|
Why don't you make some internet videos on how to play? I hear that's pretty rewarding.
|
|
Great idea! No more sitting around this bar day after day blowing money on beer.
|
|
I have got to stop giving advice.
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Task: Make Freddy Freeman Make An Instructional Video (1h, Sungazer Tour Bus) Task: Make Moe Regret His Decisions (3h, Moe's Tavern)
|
|
Okay, I've shot a video of me performing bass just like in the old days. But the hardest part still remains…
|
|
Getting out of my leather show pants.
|
Quest reward: 100 and 10
|
|
Bass Pro Flop Pt. 2
After tapping on Freddy Freeman's exclamation mark:
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|
I'm putting my bass lesson video online. Then, watch the money from the ads on my video channel roll in.
|
|
That's great. Because you owe a hefty bar tab.
|
|
Freddy Freeman always pays his bills.
|
|
Unfortunately, that's only my stage name. My real name is Irving Plotznokl.
|
|
And Irving Plotznokl is a serious welcher.
|
Task: Make Freddy Freeman Teach Bass Lessons Online (1h, Sungazer Tour Bus) Task: Make Bass Enthusiasts Watch Freddy's Stream (1h, Simpson House, Homer)
|
|
Wait. My online video lesson only got one view?! But I already drank a victory beer! It was free, on the house!
|
|
I have GOT to start making better decisions.
|
Quest reward: 100 and 10
|
|
Bass Pro Flop Pt. 3
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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|
Moe, I quit doing online bass lessons. Turns out my passion for teaching is only trumped by my love of doing nothing.
|
|
Yeah, well, you still owe me money.
|
|
Tell you what. I'll give a street performance, and any tips I make I'll give to you. Just give me some cash to start my tip jar.
|
|
Sure, here's twenty bucks.
|
|
Twenty bucks?! Ha ha! So long sucker!
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Task: Make Freddy Freeman Walk da Bass (8h)
|
|
Make Moe Curse His Gullibility (12h, Moe's Tavern
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
|
|
Chasing Imaginary Dragons
Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 1
After tapping on Shredder Stevens' exclamation mark:
|
|
Freddy, your money troubles are over. We are going back on the road.
|
|
You know what they say about your sixth farewell tour…
|
|
That we should stop calling them farewell tours.
|
|
No, that after you rent the tour bus five times, the sixth time is free.
|
Task: Make Shredder Stevens Work on a Set List (2h, Sungazer Tour Bus)
|
|
Hello, Capital City Bus Rental?
|
|
I've got five holes punched in my “Bus Club” card…
|
Quest reward: 100 and 10
|
|
Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 2
After tapping on Shredder Stevens' exclamation mark:
|
|
Okay, boys, I've got our set list ready. First, our two mini-hits from the 80's…
|
|
Then the songs from our 90's comeback album that nobody bought…
|
|
Then a half-hour guitar solo so the fans have a chance to go to the bathroom.
|
|
Finally, “Hoping for a Dream”, the only song they actually want to hear.
|
|
Now all I need is some masking tape to tape our set list to the floor.
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Task: Make Shredder Stevens Buy Masking Tape (1h, Sungazer Tour Bus)
|
|
So, going on tour again, Mr. Stevens?
|
|
I'll get started on illegal knock-off tour T-shirts right away.
|
Quest reward: 100 and 10
|
|
Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 3
After tapping on Shredder Stevens' exclamation mark:
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All right, boys, the bus is ready. Peter, you're driving the first leg. No texting while driving!
|
|
Shredder, we don't want to go on tour. My son's in a play and I don't want to miss its opening.
|
|
And I've been home-brewing a keg of beer and I don't want to miss ITS opening...
|
|
You're kidding, right? Our lovable mop-top kidding thing? *gasp* You're not kidding. I feel faint…
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Task: Make Shredder Stevens Mainline Electrolytes (8h)
|
|
I am so high on electrolytes one more ion would kill me.
|
|
Now to get my idiot bandmates on board with the tour.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
|
|
It Happened One Event
It Happened One Event Pt. 1
After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
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Bleeding Gums Murphy! I thought you were dead.
|
|
Oh, I am. But I have been sent down from Heaven to help the people of Springfield.
|
|
What took you so long?
|
|
Musician problems. You think it's hard to kick booze down here? You should try some of the gin they distill in Heaven. Mm-mm!
|
|
Now come on, let's get musically reacquainted. Pull out your sax!
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Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Play Sax with Lisa (4h, Simpson House, Lisa)
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|
You learned some mean licks in Heaven.
|
|
The inventor of the saxophone is there, Adolphe Sax himself!
|
|
Though he won't be there long if he keeps trying to teach the angel Gabriel the proper way to blow a horn.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
|
|
It Happened One Event Pt. 2
After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
|
|
So, you see Lisa, I've been sent from Heaven to help lonely and sad souls on Earth.
|
|
I told the bosses in Heaven I could save those souls by blowing a sweet sax solo in their ears.
|
|
And the bosses bought that?
|
|
They're a little confused up there about the contemporary music scene.
|
|
And I didn't try to un-confuse them.
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Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Play Jazz (4h)
|
|
Okay, Lisa, let's get some waffles. A lotta waffles. That's the one they can't get right up there.
|
Quest reward: 100 and 10
|
|
It Happened One Event Pt. 3
After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
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Dad, look! Bleeding Gums Murphy has come back to Earth from Heaven.
|
|
Oh Lisa, you and your invisible friends.
|
|
I'm not invisible. Anyone can see me. I'm standing right in front of you.
|
|
Invisible friends…
|
|
Not only am I not invisible, I can eat pork chops. And I smell some doozies cooking.
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Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Invite Himself to Dinner (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Simpsons Fight Bleeding Gums for Pork Chops [x3] (4h, Simpson House)
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|
Lisa, do something. Your ghost is eating us out of house and home.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
|
|
It Happened One Event Pt. 4
After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
|
|
Lisa, I've been neglecting my mission, to help lonely souls on Earth.
|
|
Can you think of anyone who needs my help?
|
|
Well, I often feel sorry for Milhouse.
|
|
Milhouse! I'm a spirit from Heaven, not a miracle worker! Let's keep pitching.
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Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Think About His Mission (2h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Help Bleeding Gums Murphy [x3] (1h, Simpson House) On job start:
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Boy, this town has so many lost souls I don't know where to start.
|
|
I'm a bluesman. I thought I couldn't get more depressed. I was wrong!
|
Quest reward: 100 and 10
|
|
It Happened One Event Pt. 5
After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
|
|
You know, Bleeding Gums, I'm sometimes a little lonely and sad. But hearing you play has restored my faith in the universe.
|
|
So, I think you've already completed your mission on Earth.
|
|
Lisa, that's wonderful. Plus, now I can collect my Heavenly reward.
|
|
Wings?
|
|
Wings?! What would I want with those? Nah, I'm talking Fabergé eggs. Oh, how I love ‘em.
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Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Hoard Fabergé Eggs (8h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
|
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I'd Like to be Flaming, Please
I'd Like to be Flaming, Please Pt. 1
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
|
|
Okay, fellas… this flashy new sign is bound to suck in all kinds of cash-splashing musicians.
|
|
You going to provide bottle service?
|
|
Yeah. They cause me any trouble, I'm going to smash a bottle and “service” up their pretty faces.
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Task: Make Moe Clean Up the Joint (2h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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I'd Like to be Flaming, Please Pt. 2
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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The bar looks fine. Now, for the final step to success – get social media-ed about by a hipster.
|
|
I got you covered: “Moe's tavern is dark, squalid, and frightening to women."
|
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"It's a retro experience you won't want to miss.”
|
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Are rats retro? ‘Cause I got a lot of those.
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Task: Make Moe Serve Flaming Cocktails (4h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Musicians Drink at Flaming Moe's [x3] (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Time Trippin'
Time Trippin' Pt. 1
After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
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Icon
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Principal Skinner, sir? I've decided to quit being a bus driver.
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I want to pursue my dream of being a rock legend.
|
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Sorry to lose you, Otto.
|
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Not because you're in any way a good bus driver.
|
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Because everyone else refuses to sit in that bus with those kids.
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Task: Make Rockin' Otto Practice Guitar (1h, School Bus) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Time Trippin' Pt. 2
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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Excuse me, but you have been standing outside my shop playing air guitar for quite a while now.
|
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Icon
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It's the only kind of guitar I'm any good at. I want to be the world's greatest shredder but I suck.
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Icon
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Maybe the Gods of Rock will help me, if I offer them a flaming sacrifice.
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No! Wait! Flaming sacrifices at the Kwik-E-Mart are for customers only!
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Task: Make Rockin' Otto Set Fire to His Guitar (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Apu Search for Working Fire Extinguisher (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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Oh, these fire extinguishers we sell at the Kwik-E-Mart are worthless!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Time Trippin' Pt. 3
After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
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Otto my son, the Gods of Rock have heard your prayer, and sent me down from Heaven to help.
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You don't really look like a rocker.
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Yeah, I'm more of a bluesman. But I once filled in for Clarence Clemons.
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So, you're here to help me achieve my dream of being a great rocker?
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No, I'm one of those angels that come to Earth to convince you that your dreams are stupid.
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Task: Make Rockin' Otto Get Advice From A Dead Sax Player (4h, School Bus)
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You see, Otto, even the Rock Gods can't make someone as untalented as you into a rock legend.
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But don't feel bad that you're not cut out to get baked and play guitar.
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It's just as important to get baked and drive a school bus.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Time Trippin' Pt. 4
After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
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So my dream of rock superstardom is done. Good to know your limitations, I guess.
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But couldn't I have one moment of glory on stage?
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Sure, why not? Eat this manna from the Rock Gods, and for one day you will be a great shredder.
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Manna? Looks like weed.
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No, no, no. Although it does work best if you smoke it.
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Task: Make Rockin' Otto Rock Out Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Time Trippin' Pt. 5
After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
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Principal Skinner, turns out I'm never going to be a guitar hero. Can I have my old job back?
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You never lost it. We assumed that stuff about you wanting to become a rock star was just some bad trip.
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Good to have you back working with children!
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Huh. Maybe I hallucinated the whole thing. Including that sax man from heaven.
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Maybe I can be a rock star after all.
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No, no, I'm real. I mean, a real ghost. I mean, a worldy avatar of an ethereal concept. I mean… eh, I'm gonna go smoke some manna.
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Task: Make Otto Be Confused About Reality (8h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Get Ready to Rock And/Or Roll
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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They say rock and roll never forgets.
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Well, now you will neither. ‘Cause that neon sign shines straight into your bedroom window.
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Task: Tap the Rock Neon Sign Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Spotlight Haven
After unlocking Spotlight Dance Bot:
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Observe! It is the dancing spotlight robot.
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Right on. The party has entered the dwelling's interior.
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*happy beep*
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Go on guys, dance “The Robot”.
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Why would you assume I only know that dance? Offensive! Offensive! Offensive!
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Task: Tap Spotlight Dance Bot Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit
Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 1
After building Quitters:
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Marge, I have a terrific tip for our Investorettes stock-buying club.
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The Sprawlmart Corporation is going to take a huge loss -- they way-overbought Emoji Movie merchandise. Sell sell sell!
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Helen, that's not investing, that's just gambling. And you're all addicted.
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You should try a rehab program at Quitters.
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I've been there fifteen times. I'm addicted to the place!
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Task: Make Investorettes Take Rehab Classes [x3] (3h, Quitters)
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Quitters has really helped me with my addiction to stock market gambling.
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I've got to put some money into a company -- it's a goldmine!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 2
After completing Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 1:
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Boy, at Quitters there sure are a lot of celebrities talking about their addictions.
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It completely cured me of my addiction to stock market gambling.
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Who's got time for it? I could be doing all those fun things celebrities are addicted to!
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Task: Make Celebrities Spill Secrets [x5] (3h, Quitters)
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Reverend Lovejoy, I think Helen is addicted again.
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She should be ashamed of her terrible weakness. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the next twelve hours obsessing over my model trains.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of No Music
The Sound of No Music Pt. 1
After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
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Mm, Springfield. Take it in. All this music in the air, it just makes me want to sing about it.
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Hold that tongue! Do you have a permit to sing in public?
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I need a permit to sing?
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It's the only way this town can make money. You need to buy a permit to do anything.
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Including apply for a permit.
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Task: Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Apply for a Singing Permit (4h, Town Hall) Task: Make Wiggum Puzzle Over a Permit Paradox (4h, Town Hall) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of No Music Pt. 2
After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
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I haven't faced such an intrusive situation since my cavity search days at New Bedlam Insane Asylum.
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You know what? I think New Bedlam will be the first place I sing.
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*singing* STRAIT, STRAIT, STRAIT JACKET FUN.
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*singing* BUT DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH MY MEDICATIONS…
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Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing to New Beldam Residents (4h, New Bedlam Rest Home)
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Kicked me out of Bedlam Insane Hospital.
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Just because I musically pumped up loonies.
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Hey, forget loonies. Come to my bar and cheer up losers.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of No Music Pt. 3
After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
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I've got the perfect song for your bar, Moe.
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*singing* THIS PLACE IS BAD, BAD, BAD, YA KNOW IT.
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*singing* OH YEAH, WE KNOW IT!
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Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern (Note: Requires Level 5 during the event) Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Perform a Duet With Moe (1h, Moe's Tavern, Moe) Task: Make Barflies Drink Until They Can't Hear [x3] (4h, Moe's Tavern)
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That was great. Even the rats are looking less angry.
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Now please leave. Smiling really hurts my face.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of No Music Pt. 4
After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
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Chief Wiggum, can I cheer up your prison inmates with some music?
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You sure? These people are the worst of the worst.
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They spend their days pumping iron and watching “Real Housewives” episodes.
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*singing* PRISON JEANS DO NOT LOOK LOVELY.
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*singing* THEY GOT THE STRIPES, THE STRIPES THAT SAY I AM THE MAN.
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*singing* WHO STOLE YOUR CAMPER VAN.
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Task: Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary) Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing to Inmates (4h, Springfield Penitentiary) Task: Make Criminals Try Harder to Escape [x3] (4h, Springfield Penitentiary) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of No Music Pt. 5
After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
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This town is hard to cheer up with music.
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This town is hard to do anything with. Just make yourself happy.
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Oh, that's easy. I like singing birthday songs.
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Can it be your birthday?
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For you, sure.
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Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing A Birthday Song (2h, Simpson House)
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Thanks for the birthday song, Leon. Never change.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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L.T. Smashing Pumpkins
L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 1
After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
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Get ready people, the apocalypse is coming.
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Uh, L.T., the town already blew up. How could things get worse than that?
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Have you seen those liberals giving speeches at the Oscars? It could get worse.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to do some superliminal advertising.
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Nothing says “Doomsday” like someone screaming it at you!
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Task: Make L.T. Smash Use Superliminal Doomsday Messaging (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 2
After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
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This is the greatest mission of my life. To get everyone ready for the coming apocalypse.
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Everyone that listens to me will be safe inside our compound with food and guns.
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Everyone who ignored me will suffer the consequences.
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From my buddies and our guns.
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Task: Make L.T. Smash Produce Propaganda (8h, Classified Records) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 3
After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
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I don't get it. People still aren't prepping for the apocalypse.
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Despite the obvious threat to our country from global cooling, vaccines, and every politician whose last name isn't “Paul”.
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Maybe they're just enjoying the beautiful day. The grass is green, the sky is blue…
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That's it! I'll bombard them with terror from the sky.
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Task: Make L.T. Smash Airdrop Doomsday Warnings (4h, Classified Records) Task: Make Lisa Recycle All the Doomsday Warnings (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 4
After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
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Are you the nutjob lookin' for people to hide in your underground bunker?
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I'm probably going to regret this, but yes.
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Sign me up. I run a bar, so I'm used to spending years in dark, cramped hellholes.
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Hm. Let's see. Survive the apocalypse but spend the rest of time with you, or die horribly.
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Tough choice, no question.
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Task: Make L.T. Smash Contemplate His Options (3h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 5
After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Krusty, I'd like to order fifteen thousand Krusty Burgers.
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Hey, hey! You're a big fan of my restaurant?
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Not really. But thanks to the chemicals in them, your burgers last indefinitely.
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And if you leave them out in the sun, they harden into a brick-like item that can be used to line wells.
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How'd you like to run a marketing campaign for me? What you just said is still better than what my current guys write.
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Task: Make L.T. Smash Market Krusty Burgers (8h, Classified Records)
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Marge, I brought home Krusty burgers.
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Bring ‘em out back! I need something to line my flower beds.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Club Grub
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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Bart! My parents snuck away from each other and left me alone again.
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I'm not singing you to sleep.
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Sleep? No, man. I'm hitting the club!
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I'll never understand how you can be afraid of your own shadow but go clubbing.
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Everyone there is eating funny vitamins that make them act even weirder then me!
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Task: Make Milhouse Hit the Club (2h, Snub Club) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Praiseland Promotion
After tapping on Gil's Praiseland mark:
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Hey pal, I hear you like second-tier music festivals!
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Ol' Gil is selling a Christian theme park called Praiseland, complete with Christian-Rock headliner Rachel Jordan.
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Now, I couldn't sell a single ticket to Praiseland, but I'm a known terrible salesman.
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Can I sell it to you?
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On offer accepted:
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Gee thanks! I guess the big man upstairs was looking out for me after all.
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And by that I mean the tattooed fella at the shelter in the bunk above mine.
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He said I'd be getting what's coming to me today. I can't wait to head back and tell him!
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On offer denied:
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That puts Ol' Gil in a really tough spot. My free first month at the storage lot is almost up.
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Looks like I'm gonna have to burn Joan of Arc at the stake again for warmth tonight?
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Praisin' Liaison
Praisin' Liaison Pt. 1
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Why, it's Rachel Jordan, the Christian songbird. The rapture is upon us!
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Yay!
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Sorry, son, it's not really here. I've committed the sin of using a metaphor.
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Poor Rod and Todd. They must be so disappointed the world isn't going to end and everybody but them die.
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I know what always cheers me up when I'm sad: biblical apocrypha!
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Task: Make Rachel Jordan Read the Bible at Flanders House (8h, Flanders House)
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Nothing like Maccabees 2 to put a smile on everyone's faces.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Praisin' Liaison Pt. 2
After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark:
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Ned, I need some backup singers for my band, and you have a lovely voice.
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I can hold a melody. Although I won't harmonize unless I get a dispensation from Rev. Lovejoy.
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Perfect. And there's one thing you do even better than sing.
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Help me fix my hair.
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Task: Make Rachel Jordan Do Her Hair (1h)
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I've got my hair and my tenor.
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Now all I need is a bass backup singer.
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Is that bass or base? Either way, I'm a very bass man.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Praisin' Liaison Pt. 3
After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark:
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Okay, Ned and Moe, let's try a song.
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Whoa, you never said nuthin' about me bluebirding with Preachy Joe here.
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And I'm not sure I can stay in tune next to a tavern keeper.
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Looks like I need to sing an inspirational song to bring you two together.
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Just FYI, threatening me with a shotgun also works, but we'll try your way.
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Task: Make Rachel Jordan Sing Gospel to Moe and Ned (4h, Flanders House, Ned)
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That was so beautiful. Give me a hug, brother Ned.
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I'm also incredibly moved. Still not enough to hug you.
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That's fair. More than fair.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Praisin' Liaison Pt. 4
After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark:
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I brought two of Springfield's most different people together.
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I can't imagine anything more deserving of having an inspirational song written about it.
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Except maybe a puppy licking a cat. About which I've written many songs.
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Task: Make Rachel Jordan Write a Song (3h, Flanders House)
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The song is written. Now it's time to sing it for Springfield.
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You can perform it at my bar.
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No, I'd like someone who ISN'T passed out drunk to hear it.
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Really? Guess I'll never understand artists.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Praisin' Liaison Pt. 5
After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark:
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Presenting a song of reconciliation and love between two utterly different people.
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The “Ballad of Ned and Moe's Eternal Friendship".
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That's nice. Except why does “Ned” come before “Moe”? Why not “Moe and Ned's Eternal Friendship”?
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“Ned and Moe's Eternal Friendship” is much better.
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I'll kill you, you self-promoting scum!
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Task: Make Rachel Jordan Sing Her Song (3h, Flanders House)
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Moe, Ned, from now on I perform solo.
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Too bad. I just learned my part.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Building Walls For God
After placing Praiseland Gate:
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With Praiseland back in town, I can finally work on some expansions I've been thinking about. The Parted Sea Wave Pool, the Hall of Animatronic Judases, the Twelve Plagues Tiki Room...
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But first I need to build some walls, to keep the faith in and the Episcopalians out.
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Even Joshua won't be able to blow these walls down.
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Oops, that's the sin of pride. After I build the wall, I'm going to spend two hours in the Temple of Scourging.
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Task: Build a Wall at Praiseland Gate Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Alcatraaaz C.F.P.
Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 1
After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
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A lot of musicians have money problems.
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They handing out they money to everyone in their crew. Manager, agent, publicist, and oh so many baby mamas.
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But not ol' Alcatraaaz. Because I went to school and got a degree.
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I'm the only rapper who's also a Certified Financial Planner.
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Task: Make Alcatraaaz Enjoy His Financial Security (8h)
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And now I want to pass on some useful financial tips the only way I know how.
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By bustin' some rhymes!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 2
After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
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If you money's all been spent…
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How you gonna fix it if your car gets a dent?
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That's why my rule of thumb is:
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Out of each paycheck save five to ten percent.
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Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About A Rainy Day Fund (2h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion)
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If you've listened and you've learned…
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Then when unexpected expenses hit you won't get burned.
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*mic drop*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 3
After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
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I like my rings and my blings…
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And the crib that I am livin' in.
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I paid for it with my credit card that's Obsidian.
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But when the bill comes due, pay the full amount, fool.
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Paying credit card debt is highly uncool.
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Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Paying Off High-Interest Credit Cards (2h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion)
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Paying off your credit cards is your first priority.
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Living interest-free is the only way to be.
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*mic drop*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 4
After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
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Today you're young and hot, and you're shakin' that fine booty.
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But when you're old and fat where you gonna find the loot-y?
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So if your company has a 401K plan, start putting money in today.
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Your employer matches your contributions, fool.
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Man, what more do I have to say?
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Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Compound Interest (4h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion) Task: Make Homer Shake His Fine Booty (4h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion)
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I don't bother saving money for when I'm old.
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I'm a cop. We always get blown up by some nut job two days before retirement.
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You can opt to have the money go to your spouse.
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You know, you are really helpful.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 5
After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
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Listen up, yo, this is for the mommas and the poppas…
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Your kids are growing up and it ain't never gonna stoppa.
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They're headed off to college and the cost has got you cryin'.
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You shoulda used the plan that's numbered five-two-nine.
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Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Deferred College Savings Plans (8h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion)
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Doesn't matter what state you open the 529 plan in, you can use it to pay for college anywhere.
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Lot of great advice, Mr. Alcatraaaz. But I have a different strategy for financial security.
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Have Bart steal your microphone unless you give us two million dollars.
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Also good.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Riding the Waves
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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What is that and why is it pointed at my bedroom?
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That's my new bass speaker.
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It sounds best when it echoes off your house.
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Nooooo!
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And also when it's accompanied by your screaming.
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Task: Tap Blasting Bass Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Golden Parachute
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Aww, monkey butts! It's contract renewal time again.
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I better figure out a fallback in case the studio notices I'm spending all my production budget on booze.
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I need a gig where I can show up wearing nothing but clown shoes and a vomit-stained T-shirt.
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Task: Make Krusty Audition for Voiceover Work (4h, Gold Records on Walls Studio) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Jazz It Up!
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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What an honor! Jazzy Goodtime's wants us to play their brunch gig!
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Yeah. Because they can't afford to hire real musicians.
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I'm playing for the love of jazz.
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I'm playing because they said I could finish off any half-drunk mimosas.
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What, it's vitamin C?
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Task: Make Lisa Play Jazz for Brunch (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's) Task: Make Bart Play Jazz for Brunch (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's) Task: Make Springfielders Eat Brunch With a Side of Jazz [x5] (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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