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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Homerpalooza content update/Premium Gameplay

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Bass Pro Flop[edit]

Bass Pro Flop Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Freddy Freeman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png After a lifetime of playing bass, I wish I could teach young people what I know.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Why don't you make some internet videos on how to play? I hear that's pretty rewarding.
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png Great idea! No more sitting around this bar day after day blowing money on beer.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I have got to stop giving advice.
Task: Make Freddy Freeman Make An Instructional Video (1h, Sungazer Tour Bus)
Task: Make Moe Regret His Decisions (3h, Moe's Tavern)
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png Okay, I've shot a video of me performing bass just like in the old days. But the hardest part still remains...
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png Getting out of my leather show pants.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bass Pro Flop Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Freddy Freeman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png I'm putting my bass lesson video online. Then, watch the money from the ads on my video channel roll in.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png That's great. Because you owe a hefty bar tab.
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png Freddy Freeman always pays his bills.
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png Unfortunately, that's only my stage name. My real name is Irving Plotznokl.
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png And Irving Plotznokl is a serious welcher.
Task: Make Freddy Freeman Teach Bass Lessons Online (1h, Sungazer Tour Bus)
Task: Make Bass Enthusiasts Watch Freddy's Stream (1h, Simpson House, Homer)
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png Wait. My online video lesson only got one view?! But I already drank a victory beer! It was free, on the house!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I have GOT to start making better decisions.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bass Pro Flop Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png Moe, I quit doing online bass lessons. Turns out my passion for teaching is only trumped by my love of doing nothing.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Yeah, well, you still owe me money.
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png Tell you what. I'll give a street performance, and any tips I make I'll give to you. Just give me some cash to start my tip jar.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Sure, here's twenty bucks.
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png Twenty bucks?! Ha ha! So long sucker!
Task: Make Freddy Freeman Walk da Bass (8h)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Make Moe Curse His Gullibility (12h, Moe's Tavern
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Chasing Imaginary Dragons[edit]

Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Shredder Stevens' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png Freddy, your money troubles are over. We are going back on the road.
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png You know what they say about your sixth farewell tour...
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png That we should stop calling them farewell tours.
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png No, that after you rent the tour bus five times, the sixth time is free.
Task: Make Shredder Stevens Work on a Set List (2h, Sungazer Tour Bus)
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png Hello, Capital City Bus Rental?
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png I've got five holes punched in my "Bus Club" card...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Shredder Stevens' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png Okay, boys, I've got our set list ready. First, our two mini-hits from the 80's...
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png Then the songs from our 90's comeback album that nobody bought...
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png Then a half-hour guitar solo so the fans have a chance to go to the bathroom.
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png Finally, "Hoping for a Dream", the only song they actually want to hear.
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png Now all I need is some masking tape to tape our set list to the floor.
Task: Make Shredder Stevens Buy Masking Tape (1h, Sungazer Tour Bus)
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png So, going on tour again, Mr. Stevens?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I'll get started on illegal knock-off tour T-shirts right away.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Shredder Stevens' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png All right, boys, the bus is ready. Peter, you're driving the first leg. No texting while driving!
Tapped Out Peter D'Abruzzio Icon.png Shredder, we don't want to go on tour. My son's in a play and I don't want to miss its opening.
Tapped Out Freddy Freeman Icon.png And I've been home-brewing a keg of beer and I don't want to miss ITS opening...
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png You're kidding, right? Our lovable mop-top kidding thing? *gasp* You're not kidding. I feel faint...
Task: Make Shredder Stevens Mainline Electrolytes (8h)
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png I am so high on electrolytes one more ion would kill me.
Tapped Out Shredder Stevens Icon.png Now to get my idiot bandmates on board with the tour.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

It Happened One Event[edit]

It Happened One Event Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bleeding Gums Murphy! I thought you were dead.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Oh, I am. But I have been sent down from Heaven to help the people of Springfield.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What took you so long?
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Musician problems. You think it's hard to kick booze down here? You should try some of the gin they distill in Heaven. Mm-mm!
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Now come on, let's get musically reacquainted. Pull out your sax!
Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Play Sax with Lisa (4h, Simpson House, Lisa)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You learned some mean licks in Heaven.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png The inventor of the saxophone is there, Adolphe Sax himself!
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Though he won't be there long if he keeps trying to teach the angel Gabriel the proper way to blow a horn.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It Happened One Event Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png So, you see Lisa, I've been sent from Heaven to help lonely and sad souls on Earth.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png I told the bosses in Heaven I could save those souls by blowing a sweet sax solo in their ears.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And the bosses bought that?
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png They're a little confused up there about the contemporary music scene.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png And I didn't try to un-confuse them.
Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Play Jazz (4h)
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Okay, Lisa, let's get some waffles. A lotta waffles. That's the one they can't get right up there.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It Happened One Event Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, look! Bleeding Gums Murphy has come back to Earth from Heaven.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh Lisa, you and your invisible friends.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png I'm not invisible. Anyone can see me. I'm standing right in front of you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Invisible friends...
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Not only am I not invisible, I can eat pork chops. And I smell some doozies cooking.
Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Invite Himself to Dinner (3h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Simpsons Fight Bleeding Gums for Pork Chops [x3] (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, do something. Your ghost is eating us out of house and home.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It Happened One Event Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Lisa, I've been neglecting my mission, to help lonely souls on Earth.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Can you think of anyone who needs my help?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, I often feel sorry for Milhouse.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Milhouse! I'm a spirit from Heaven, not a miracle worker! Let's keep pitching.
Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Think About His Mission (2h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Lisa Help Bleeding Gums Murphy [x3] (1h, Simpson House)
On job start:
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Boy, this town has so many lost souls I don't know where to start.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png I'm a bluesman. I thought I couldn't get more depressed. I was wrong!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It Happened One Event Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You know, Bleeding Gums, I'm sometimes a little lonely and sad. But hearing you play has restored my faith in the universe.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So, I think you've already completed your mission on Earth.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Lisa, that's wonderful. Plus, now I can collect my Heavenly reward.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wings?
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Wings?! What would I want with those? Nah, I'm talking Fabergé eggs. Oh, how I love 'em.
Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Hoard Fabergé Eggs (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

I'd Like to be Flaming, Please[edit]

I'd Like to be Flaming, Please Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Okay, fellas... this flashy new sign is bound to suck in all kinds of cash-splashing musicians.
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png You going to provide bottle service?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Yeah. They cause me any trouble, I'm going to smash a bottle and "service" up their pretty faces.
Task: Make Moe Clean Up the Joint (2h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

I'd Like to be Flaming, Please Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png The bar looks fine. Now, for the final step to success – get social media-ed about by a hipster.
Tapped Out Cool Homer Icon.png I got you covered: "Moe's tavern is dark, squalid, and frightening to women."
Tapped Out Cool Homer Icon.png "It's a retro experience you won't want to miss."
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Are rats retro? 'Cause I got a lot of those.
Task: Make Moe Serve Flaming Cocktails (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Musicians Drink at Flaming Moe's [x3] (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Time Trippin'[edit]

Time Trippin' Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rockin' Otto Icon.png Principal Skinner, sir? I've decided to quit being a bus driver.
Tapped Out Rockin' Otto Icon.png I want to pursue my dream of being a rock legend.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Sorry to lose you, Otto.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Not because you're in any way a good bus driver.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Because everyone else refuses to sit in that bus with those kids.
Task: Make Rockin' Otto Practice Guitar (1h, School Bus)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Time Trippin' Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Excuse me, but you have been standing outside my shop playing air guitar for quite a while now.
Tapped Out Rockin' Otto Icon.png It's the only kind of guitar I'm any good at. I want to be the world's greatest shredder but I suck.
Tapped Out Rockin' Otto Icon.png Maybe the Gods of Rock will help me, if I offer them a flaming sacrifice.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png No! Wait! Flaming sacrifices at the Kwik-E-Mart are for customers only!
Task: Make Rockin' Otto Set Fire to His Guitar (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Apu Search for Working Fire Extinguisher (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Oh, these fire extinguishers we sell at the Kwik-E-Mart are worthless!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Time Trippin' Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Otto my son, the Gods of Rock have heard your prayer, and sent me down from Heaven to help.
Tapped Out Rockin' Otto Icon.png You don't really look like a rocker.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Yeah, I'm more of a bluesman. But I once filled in for Clarence Clemons.
Tapped Out Rockin' Otto Icon.png So, you're here to help me achieve my dream of being a great rocker?
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png No, I'm one of those angels that come to Earth to convince you that your dreams are stupid.
Task: Make Rockin' Otto Get Advice From A Dead Sax Player (4h, School Bus)
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png You see, Otto, even the Rock Gods can't make someone as untalented as you into a rock legend.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png But don't feel bad that you're not cut out to get baked and play guitar.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png It's just as important to get baked and drive a school bus.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Time Trippin' Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rockin' Otto Icon.png So my dream of rock superstardom is done. Good to know your limitations, I guess.
Tapped Out Rockin' Otto Icon.png But couldn't I have one moment of glory on stage?
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Sure, why not? Eat this manna from the Rock Gods, and for one day you will be a great shredder.
Tapped Out Rockin' Otto Icon.png Manna? Looks like weed.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png No, no, no. Although it does work best if you smoke it.
Task: Make Rockin' Otto Rock Out
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Time Trippin' Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rockin' Otto Icon.png Principal Skinner, turns out I'm never going to be a guitar hero. Can I have my old job back?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png You never lost it. We assumed that stuff about you wanting to become a rock star was just some bad trip.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Good to have you back working with children!
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Huh. Maybe I hallucinated the whole thing. Including that sax man from heaven.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Maybe I can be a rock star after all.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png No, no, I'm real. I mean, a real ghost. I mean, a worldy avatar of an ethereal concept. I mean... eh, I'm gonna go smoke some manna.
Task: Make Otto Be Confused About Reality (8h, Springfield Elementary)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Get Ready to Rock And/Or Roll[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They say rock and roll never forgets.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Well, now you will neither. 'Cause that neon sign shines straight into your bedroom window.
Task: Tap the Rock Neon Sign
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Spotlight Haven[edit]

After unlocking Spotlight Dance Bot:
Ladybot Icon.png Observe! It is the dancing spotlight robot.
Tapped Out Mecha Hawk Icon.png Right on. The party has entered the dwelling's interior.
Tapped Out Spotlight Dance Bot Icon.png *happy beep*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Go on guys, dance "The Robot".
Tapped Out Mecha Hawk Icon.png Why would you assume I only know that dance? Offensive! Offensive! Offensive!
Task: Tap Spotlight Dance Bot
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit[edit]

Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 1[edit]

After building Quitters:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Marge, I have a terrific tip for our Investorettes stock-buying club.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png The Sprawlmart Corporation is going to take a huge loss -- they way-overbought Emoji Movie merchandise. Sell sell sell!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Helen, that's not investing, that's just gambling. And you're all addicted.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You should try a rehab program at Quitters.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I've been there fifteen times. I'm addicted to the place!
Task: Make Investorettes Take Rehab Classes [x3] (3h, Quitters)
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Quitters has really helped me with my addiction to stock market gambling.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I've got to put some money into a company -- it's a goldmine!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Boy, at Quitters there sure are a lot of celebrities talking about their addictions.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png It completely cured me of my addiction to stock market gambling.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Who's got time for it? I could be doing all those fun things celebrities are addicted to!
Task: Make Celebrities Spill Secrets [x5] (3h, Quitters)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Reverend Lovejoy, I think Helen is addicted again.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png She should be ashamed of her terrible weakness. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the next twelve hours obsessing over my model trains.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Sound of No Music[edit]

The Sound of No Music Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png Mm, Springfield. Take it in. All this music in the air, it just makes me want to sing about it.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Hold that tongue! Do you have a permit to sing in public?
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png I need a permit to sing?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png It's the only way this town can make money. You need to buy a permit to do anything.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Including apply for a permit.
Task: Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall
Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Apply for a Singing Permit (4h, Town Hall)
Task: Make Wiggum Puzzle Over a Permit Paradox (4h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Sound of No Music Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png I haven't faced such an intrusive situation since my cavity search days at New Bedlam Insane Asylum.
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png You know what? I think New Bedlam will be the first place I sing.
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png *singing* STRAIT, STRAIT, STRAIT JACKET FUN.
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png *singing* BUT DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH MY MEDICATIONS...
Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing to New Beldam Residents (4h, New Bedlam Rest Home)
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png Kicked me out of Bedlam Insane Hospital.
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png Just because I musically pumped up loonies.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hey, forget loonies. Come to my bar and cheer up losers.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Sound of No Music Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png I've got the perfect song for your bar, Moe.
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png *singing* THIS PLACE IS BAD, BAD, BAD, YA KNOW IT.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png *singing* OH YEAH, WE KNOW IT!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern (Note: Requires Level 5 during the event)
Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Perform a Duet With Moe (1h, Moe's Tavern, Moe)
Task: Make Barflies Drink Until They Can't Hear [x3] (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png That was great. Even the rats are looking less angry.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Now please leave. Smiling really hurts my face.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Sound of No Music Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png Chief Wiggum, can I cheer up your prison inmates with some music?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You sure? These people are the worst of the worst.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png They spend their days pumping iron and watching "Real Housewives" episodes.
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png *singing* PRISON JEANS DO NOT LOOK LOVELY.
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png *singing* THEY GOT THE STRIPES, THE STRIPES THAT SAY I AM THE MAN.
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png *singing* WHO STOLE YOUR CAMPER VAN.
Task: Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary)
Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing to Inmates (4h, Springfield Penitentiary)
Task: Make Criminals Try Harder to Escape [x3] (4h, Springfield Penitentiary)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Sound of No Music Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png This town is hard to cheer up with music.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This town is hard to do anything with. Just make yourself happy.
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png Oh, that's easy. I like singing birthday songs.
Tapped Out Leon Kompowsky Icon.png Can it be your birthday?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png For you, sure.
Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing A Birthday Song (2h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Thanks for the birthday song, Leon. Never change.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins[edit]

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png Get ready people, the apocalypse is coming.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Uh, L.T., the town already blew up. How could things get worse than that?
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png Have you seen those liberals giving speeches at the Oscars? It could get worse.
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png Now if you'll excuse me, I need to do some superliminal advertising.
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png Nothing says "Doomsday" like someone screaming it at you!
Task: Make L.T. Smash Use Superliminal Doomsday Messaging (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png This is the greatest mission of my life. To get everyone ready for the coming apocalypse.
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png Everyone that listens to me will be safe inside our compound with food and guns.
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png Everyone who ignored me will suffer the consequences.
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png From my buddies and our guns.
Task: Make L.T. Smash Produce Propaganda (8h, Classified Records)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png I don't get it. People still aren't prepping for the apocalypse.
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png Despite the obvious threat to our country from global cooling, vaccines, and every politician whose last name isn't "Paul".
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe they're just enjoying the beautiful day. The grass is green, the sky is blue...
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png That's it! I'll bombard them with terror from the sky.
Task: Make L.T. Smash Airdrop Doomsday Warnings (4h, Classified Records)
Task: Make Lisa Recycle All the Doomsday Warnings (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Are you the nutjob lookin' for people to hide in your underground bunker?
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png I'm probably going to regret this, but yes.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Sign me up. I run a bar, so I'm used to spending years in dark, cramped hellholes.
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png Hm. Let's see. Survive the apocalypse but spend the rest of time with you, or die horribly.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Tough choice, no question.
Task: Make L.T. Smash Contemplate His Options (3h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png Mr. Krusty, I'd like to order fifteen thousand Krusty Burgers.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey, hey! You're a big fan of my restaurant?
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png Not really. But thanks to the chemicals in them, your burgers last indefinitely.
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png And if you leave them out in the sun, they harden into a brick-like item that can be used to line wells.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png How'd you like to run a marketing campaign for me? What you just said is still better than what my current guys write.
Task: Make L.T. Smash Market Krusty Burgers (8h, Classified Records)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, I brought home Krusty burgers.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Bring 'em out back! I need something to line my flower beds.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Club Grub[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Bart! My parents snuck away from each other and left me alone again.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'm not singing you to sleep.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Sleep? No, man. I'm hitting the club!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'll never understand how you can be afraid of your own shadow but go clubbing.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Everyone there is eating funny vitamins that make them act even weirder then me!
Task: Make Milhouse Hit the Club (2h, Snub Club)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Praiseland Promotion[edit]

After tapping on Gil's Tapped Out Praiseland Gil Icon.pngPraiseland mark:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Hey pal, I hear you like second-tier music festivals!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Ol' Gil is selling a Christian theme park called Praiseland, complete with Christian-Rock headliner Rachel Jordan.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Now, I couldn't sell a single ticket to Praiseland, but I'm a known terrible salesman.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Can I sell it to you?
On offer accepted:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Gee thanks! I guess the big man upstairs was looking out for me after all.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png And by that I mean the tattooed fella at the shelter in the bunk above mine.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png He said I'd be getting what's coming to me today. I can't wait to head back and tell him!
On offer denied:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png That puts Ol' Gil in a really tough spot. My free first month at the storage lot is almost up.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Looks like I'm gonna have to burn Joan of Arc at the stake again for warmth tonight?

Praisin' Liaison[edit]

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Why, it's Rachel Jordan, the Christian songbird. The rapture is upon us!
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Yay!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Sorry, son, it's not really here. I've committed the sin of using a metaphor.
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png Poor Rod and Todd. They must be so disappointed the world isn't going to end and everybody but them die.
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png I know what always cheers me up when I'm sad: biblical apocrypha!
Task: Make Rachel Jordan Read the Bible at Flanders House (8h, Flanders House)
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Nothing like Maccabees 2 to put a smile on everyone's faces.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png Ned, I need some backup singers for my band, and you have a lovely voice.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I can hold a melody. Although I won't harmonize unless I get a dispensation from Rev. Lovejoy.
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png Perfect. And there's one thing you do even better than sing.
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png Help me fix my hair.
Task: Make Rachel Jordan Do Her Hair (1h)
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png I've got my hair and my tenor.
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png Now all I need is a bass backup singer.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Is that bass or base? Either way, I'm a very bass man.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png Okay, Ned and Moe, let's try a song.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Whoa, you never said nuthin' about me bluebirding with Preachy Joe here.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png And I'm not sure I can stay in tune next to a tavern keeper.
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png Looks like I need to sing an inspirational song to bring you two together.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Just FYI, threatening me with a shotgun also works, but we'll try your way.
Task: Make Rachel Jordan Sing Gospel to Moe and Ned (4h, Flanders House, Ned)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png That was so beautiful. Give me a hug, brother Ned.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'm also incredibly moved. Still not enough to hug you.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png That's fair. More than fair.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png I brought two of Springfield's most different people together.
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png I can't imagine anything more deserving of having an inspirational song written about it.
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png Except maybe a puppy licking a cat. About which I've written many songs.
Task: Make Rachel Jordan Write a Song (3h, Flanders House)
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png The song is written. Now it's time to sing it for Springfield.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You can perform it at my bar.
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png No, I'd like someone who ISN'T passed out drunk to hear it.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Really? Guess I'll never understand artists.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png Presenting a song of reconciliation and love between two utterly different people.
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png The "Ballad of Ned and Moe's Eternal Friendship".
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png That's nice. Except why does "Ned" come before "Moe"? Why not "Moe and Ned's Eternal Friendship"?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png "Ned and Moe's Eternal Friendship" is much better.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I'll kill you, you self-promoting scum!
Task: Make Rachel Jordan Sing Her Song (3h, Flanders House)
Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon.png Moe, Ned, from now on I perform solo.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Too bad. I just learned my part.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Building Walls For God[edit]

After placing Praiseland Gate:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png With Praiseland back in town, I can finally work on some expansions I've been thinking about. The Parted Sea Wave Pool, the Hall of Animatronic Judases, the Twelve Plagues Tiki Room...
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png But first I need to build some walls, to keep the faith in and the Episcopalians out.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Even Joshua won't be able to blow these walls down.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oops, that's the sin of pride. After I build the wall, I'm going to spend two hours in the Temple of Scourging.
Task: Build a Wall at Praiseland Gate
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Alcatraaaz C.F.P.[edit]

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png A lot of musicians have money problems.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png They handing out they money to everyone in their crew. Manager, agent, publicist, and oh so many baby mamas.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png But not ol' Alcatraaaz. Because I went to school and got a degree.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png I'm the only rapper who's also a Certified Financial Planner.
Task: Make Alcatraaaz Enjoy His Financial Security (8h)
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png And now I want to pass on some useful financial tips the only way I know how.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png By bustin' some rhymes!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png If you money's all been spent...
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png How you gonna fix it if your car gets a dent?
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png That's why my rule of thumb is:
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png Out of each paycheck save five to ten percent.
Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About A Rainy Day Fund (2h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion)
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png If you've listened and you've learned...
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png Then when unexpected expenses hit you won't get burned.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png *mic drop*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png I like my rings and my blings...
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png And the crib that I am livin' in.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png I paid for it with my credit card that's Obsidian.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png But when the bill comes due, pay the full amount, fool.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png Paying credit card debt is highly uncool.
Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Paying Off High-Interest Credit Cards (2h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion)
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png Paying off your credit cards is your first priority.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png Living interest-free is the only way to be.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png *mic drop*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png Today you're young and hot, and you're shakin' that fine booty.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png But when you're old and fat where you gonna find the loot-y?
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png So if your company has a 401K plan, start putting money in today.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png Your employer matches your contributions, fool.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png Man, what more do I have to say?
Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Compound Interest (4h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion)
Task: Make Homer Shake His Fine Booty (4h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I don't bother saving money for when I'm old.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'm a cop. We always get blown up by some nut job two days before retirement.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png You can opt to have the money go to your spouse.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You know, you are really helpful.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png Listen up, yo, this is for the mommas and the poppas...
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png Your kids are growing up and it ain't never gonna stoppa.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png They're headed off to college and the cost has got you cryin'.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png You shoulda used the plan that's numbered five-two-nine.
Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Deferred College Savings Plans (8h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion)
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png Doesn't matter what state you open the 529 plan in, you can use it to pay for college anywhere.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lot of great advice, Mr. Alcatraaaz. But I have a different strategy for financial security.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Have Bart steal your microphone unless you give us two million dollars.
Tapped Out Alcatraaaz Icon.png Also good.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Riding the Waves[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png What is that and why is it pointed at my bedroom?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's my new bass speaker.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It sounds best when it echoes off your house.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Nooooo!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And also when it's accompanied by your screaming.
Task: Tap Blasting Bass
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Golden Parachute[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Aww, monkey butts! It's contract renewal time again.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I better figure out a fallback in case the studio notices I'm spending all my production budget on booze.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I need a gig where I can show up wearing nothing but clown shoes and a vomit-stained T-shirt.
Task: Make Krusty Audition for Voiceover Work (4h, Gold Records on Walls Studio)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jazz It Up![edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What an honor! Jazzy Goodtime's wants us to play their brunch gig!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yeah. Because they can't afford to hire real musicians.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm playing for the love of jazz.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'm playing because they said I could finish off any half-drunk mimosas.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What, it's vitamin C?
Task: Make Lisa Play Jazz for Brunch (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's)
Task: Make Bart Play Jazz for Brunch (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's)
Task: Make Springfielders Eat Brunch With a Side of Jazz [x5] (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10