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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in content update

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This article is about the Tapped Out's Thanksgiving content update from 2014. For other year's Tapped Out Thanksgiving content updates, see TSTO Thanksgiving Content Updates.
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in content update was released on November 20, 2014. It was 13.7MB, and a cross between a mini-event and an episode tie-in. An update was later pushed to add Black Friday deals for premium items, where a certain amount of donuts were rebated on items.

The "Thanksgiving" menu in the store was unlocked after completing the "myPad" quest and starting the "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest. Its description stated, "Thanksgiving has landed! For a limited time, get all the Thanksgiving items here!".

The episode tie-in content was available until 8am GMT on November 25, 2014. The Thanksgiving content was available until December 2, 2014 at 8am GMT, at which point the event will end, as well as the Black Friday/Cyber Monday Deals.

Contents

Black Friday Deals[edit]

This section is on the Black Friday-Cyber Monday deals. For the gameplay involved with this mini-event, click here.

Black Friday menu from Nov. 28 2014 during the first deal, showing upcoming offers.
"Hey Redditors! The true season of shopping- er, giving will start this weekend in The Simpsons: Tapped Out with our Black Friday Promotions, running every hour, all weekend long! All the fun of Black Friday without any of the being crushed to death!"
―Quote from a sponsored link from November 26, 2014 that appeared on the Reddit sub-reddit "Tapped Out"....src

On November 27, 2014, Thanksgiving, a 13.8MB in-game update was installed, file-named "v4_11_Thanksgiving2014_Patch2_PostLaunch", adding the Black Friday deals.

The Black Friday deals launched on November 28, 2014 at 8am GMT. There will be an offer to buy the Truckasaurus for Donut Tapped Out.png225 on Cyber Monday, December 1, 2014.

Gil, upon entering your town and if there is a new rebate offer, spawned and said: "Check out our newest rebate offer!", at which point he appeared with the TO Clock Bubble.png over his head, which upon tapping lead to the Black Friday menu, and he disappeared (In Krustyland, this lead to the "Characters" menu). On Cyber Monday, Gil appeared with TO Truckasaurus Bubble.png over his head.

Note: You require the original amount of Donut Tapped Out.pngDonuts to purchase the item (the first number in the brackets), but only deducted the price in bold.
Hour (Times are GMT) Item Costs
November 28th
1 - 8am - 9:01am Kamp Krusty Donut Tapped Out.png150
(Donut Tapped Out.png200 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png50)
2 - 9am - 10:01am Lard Lad Donuts Donut Tapped Out.png80
(Donut Tapped Out.png110 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png30)
3 - 10am - 11:01am Ferris Wheel Donut Tapped Out.png85
Donut Tapped Out.png120 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
4 - 11am - 12:01pm Volcano Lair Donut Tapped Out.png150
(Donut Tapped Out.png200 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png50)
5 - 12pm - 1:01pm The Rich Texan Donut Tapped Out.png65
(Donut Tapped Out.png85 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png20)
6 - 1pm - 2:01pm Kang Topiary Donut Tapped Out.png12
(Donut Tapped Out.png15 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png3)
7 - 2pm - 3:01pm Fiddler Donut Tapped Out.png38
(Donut Tapped Out.png50 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png12)
8 - 3pm - 4:01pm Handsome Pete Donut Tapped Out.png60
(Donut Tapped Out.png80 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png20)
9 - 4pm - 5:01pm Fire Eater
10 - 5pm - 6:01pm Juggler Donut Tapped Out.png45
(Donut Tapped Out.png60 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png15)
11 - 6pm - 7:01pm Sherri & Terri Donut Tapped Out.png110
(Donut Tapped Out.png150 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png40)
12 - 7pm - 8:01pm Lugash's Gym Donut Tapped Out.png135
(Donut Tapped Out.png175 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png40)
13 - 8pm - 9:01pm Southern Cracker Fountain Donut Tapped Out.png25
(Donut Tapped Out.png30 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png5)
14 - 9:01pm - 10:01pm Apu's Apartment Donut Tapped Out.png120
(Donut Tapped Out.png160 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png40)
15 - 10pm - 11:01pm Radioactive Man Billboard Donut Tapped Out.png25
(Donut Tapped Out.png30 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png5)
16 - 11pm - 12:01am Jimbo Donut Tapped Out.png85
(Donut Tapped Out.png120 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
November 29th
17 - 12am - 1:01am Itchy & Scratchy Billboard Donut Tapped Out.png32
(Donut Tapped Out.png40 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png8)
18 - 1am - 2:01am Ferris Wheel Donut Tapped Out.png85
Donut Tapped Out.png120 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
19 - 2am - 3:01am Rocket Car
20 - 3am - 4:01am Sleep Easy Motel Donut Tapped Out.png175
Donut Tapped Out.png225 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png50)
21 - 4am - 5:01am Fireworks, Candy & Puppy Dogs Store Donut Tapped Out.png45
(Donut Tapped Out.png60 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png15)
22 - 5am - 6:01am Springfield Museum of Natural History Donut Tapped Out.png75
(Donut Tapped Out.png100 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png25)
23 - 6am - 7:01am School Bus Donut Tapped Out.png85
(Donut Tapped Out.png120 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
24 - 7am - 8:01am Frink's Lab Donut Tapped Out.png115
(Donut Tapped Out.png150 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
25 - 8am - 9:01am Springfield Pet Shop Donut Tapped Out.png65
(Donut Tapped Out.png90 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png25)
26 - 9am - 10:01am DMV Limo Donut Tapped Out.png38
(Donut Tapped Out.png50 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png12)
27 - 10am - 11:01am Lotto N Liquor Donut Tapped Out.png115
(Donut Tapped Out.png150 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
28 - 11am - 12:01pm Bowlarama Donut Tapped Out.png195
(Donut Tapped Out.png250 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png55)
29 - 12pm - 1:01pm Left Handed Roadster Donut Tapped Out.png32
(Donut Tapped Out.png40 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png8)
30 - 1pm - 2:01pm Crazy Cat House Donut Tapped Out.png140
(Donut Tapped Out.png180 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png40)
31 - 2pm - 3:01pm Little Lady Jusice Donut Tapped Out.png55
(Donut Tapped Out.png75 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png20)
32 - 3pm - 4:01pm Duff Brewery Donut Tapped Out.png150
(Donut Tapped Out.png190 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png40)
33 - 4pm - 5:01pm Film Set Donut Tapped Out.png85
(Donut Tapped Out.png120 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
34 - 5pm - 6:01pm Mount Carlmore Donut Tapped Out.png85
(Donut Tapped Out.png120 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
35 - 6pm - 7:01pm Stu's Disco Donut Tapped Out.png140
(Donut Tapped Out.png180 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png40)
36 - 7pm - 8:01pm Whale Donut Tapped Out.png220
(Donut Tapped Out.png300 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png80)
37 - 8pm - 9:01pm Kamp Krusty Donut Tapped Out.png150
(Donut Tapped Out.png200 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png50)
38 - 9pm - 10:01pm Lard Lad Donuts Donut Tapped Out.png80
(Donut Tapped Out.png110 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png30)
39 - 10pm - 11:01pm Ferris Wheel Donut Tapped Out.png85
Donut Tapped Out.png120 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
40 - 11pm - 12:01am Volcano Lair Donut Tapped Out.png150
(Donut Tapped Out.png200 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png50)
November 30th
41 - 12am - 1:01am The Rich Texan Donut Tapped Out.png65
(Donut Tapped Out.png85 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png20)
42 - 1am - 2:01pm Kang Topiary Donut Tapped Out.png12
(Donut Tapped Out.png15 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png3)
43 - 2am - 3:01am Fiddler Donut Tapped Out.png38
(Donut Tapped Out.png50 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png12)
44 - 3am - 4:01am Handsome Pete Donut Tapped Out.png60
(Donut Tapped Out.png80 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png20)
45 - 4am - 5:01am Fire Eater
46 - 5am - 6:01am Juggler Donut Tapped Out.png45
(Donut Tapped Out.png60 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png15)
47 - 6am - 7:01am Sherri & Terri Donut Tapped Out.png110
(Donut Tapped Out.png150 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png40)
48 - 7am - 8:01am Lugash's Gym Donut Tapped Out.png135
(Donut Tapped Out.png175 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png40)
49 - 8am - 9:01am Southern Cracker Fountain Donut Tapped Out.png25
(Donut Tapped Out.png30 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png5)
50 - 9am - 10:01am Apu's Apartment Donut Tapped Out.png120
(Donut Tapped Out.png160 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png40)
51 - 10am - 11:01am Radioactive Man Billboard Donut Tapped Out.png25
(Donut Tapped Out.png30 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png5)
52 - 11am - 12:01pm Jimbo Donut Tapped Out.png85
(Donut Tapped Out.png120 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
53 - 12pm - 1:01pm Itchy & Scratchy Billboard Donut Tapped Out.png32
(Donut Tapped Out.png40 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png8)
54 - 1pm - 2:01pm Ferris Wheel Donut Tapped Out.png85
Donut Tapped Out.png120 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
55 - 2pm - 3:01pm Rocket Car
56 - 3pm - 4:01pm Sleep Easy Motel Donut Tapped Out.png175
Donut Tapped Out.png225 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png50)
57 - 4pm - 5:01pm Fireworks, Candy & Puppy Dogs Store Donut Tapped Out.png45
(Donut Tapped Out.png60 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png15)
58 - 5pm - 6:01pm Springfield Museum of Natural History Donut Tapped Out.png75
(Donut Tapped Out.png100 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png25)
59 - 6pm - 7:01pm School Bus Donut Tapped Out.png85
(Donut Tapped Out.png120 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
60 - 7pm - 8:01pm Frink's Lab Donut Tapped Out.png115
(Donut Tapped Out.png150 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
61 - 8pm - 9:01pm Springfield Pet Shop Donut Tapped Out.png65
(Donut Tapped Out.png90 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png25)
62 - 9pm - 10:01pm DMV Limo Donut Tapped Out.png38
(Donut Tapped Out.png50 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png12)
63 - 10pm - 11:01pm Lotto N Liquor Donut Tapped Out.png115
(Donut Tapped Out.png150 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
64 - 11pm - 12:01am Bowlarama Donut Tapped Out.png195
(Donut Tapped Out.png250 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png55)
December 1st
65 - 12am - 1:01am Left Handed Roadster Donut Tapped Out.png32
(Donut Tapped Out.png40 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png8)
66 - 1am - 2:01am Crazy Cat House Donut Tapped Out.png140
(Donut Tapped Out.png180 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png40)
67 - 2am - 3:01am Little Lady Jusice Donut Tapped Out.png55
(Donut Tapped Out.png75 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png20)
68 - 3am - 4:01am Duff Brewery Donut Tapped Out.png150
(Donut Tapped Out.png190 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png40)
69 - 4am - 5:01am Film Set Donut Tapped Out.png85
(Donut Tapped Out.png120 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
70 - 5am - 6:01am Mount Carlmore Donut Tapped Out.png85
(Donut Tapped Out.png120 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png35)
71 - 6am - 7:01am Stu's Disco Donut Tapped Out.png140
(Donut Tapped Out.png180 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png40)
72 - 7am - 8:01am Whale Donut Tapped Out.png220
(Donut Tapped Out.png300 / Rebate Donut Tapped Out.png80)
From 8am on December 1st to 8am on December 2nd, the Truckasaurus will be offered for Donut Tapped Out.png225.
In the files, for the Black Friday update, the quests are listed as being "qst_RecommendCyberMondayHour2_" - "qst_RecommendCyberMondayHour24_". It appeared "qst_RecommendThanksgiving2014_" may have been related to the first hour, which wasn't listed at all. It appears something would have been triggered with the latter, however, with the Nov. 28th update, the quest was listed as "deprecated" and it is still unknown what the status of new quest "qst_RecommendThanksgiving2014Again_" is; presumably the latter replaced the former due to ID change.

Characters[edit]

Image Character Unlock message Notes
Jacqueline Bouvier.png Mrs. Bouvier Tapped Out Mrs. Bouvier unlock.png Is unlocked with Piggly's Super Smorg.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief.png Tribal Chief Tapped Out Unlock Tribal Chief.png Is unlocked with Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino. Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.

Costumes[edit]

Image Costume Costs Unlock message Notes
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders.png Puritan Flanders FREE Tapped Out Puritan Flanders unlock.png "From the Season 17 episode 'The Wettest Stories Ever Told'." Is placed in the inventory during "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa.png Sacagawea Lisa FREE Tapped Out Unlock Sacagawea Lisa.png Returning from Thanksgiving 2013. Is awarded to players who didn't unlock the costume last year during "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest.

Buildings[edit]

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Piggly's Super Smorg.png Piggly's Super Smorg Donut Tapped Out.png140 6s Unlocks Jacqueline Bouvier. Requires Level 5.
Tapped Out Stomach Staple Center.png Stomach Staple Center FREE 6s Bypassing Duodena Rewarded as part of "More Leftovers Pt.1"
Tapped Out Guitar Central.png Guitar Central Donut Tapped Out.png50 6s Requires Level 17 and to complete "Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2."
Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Tapped Out.png Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Donut Tapped Out.png150 6s Returning from Thanksgiving 2013. Unlocks Tribal Chief.

Decorations[edit]

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Heimlich Machine.png Heimlich Machine Donut Tapped Out.png60 Requires Level 5.
Cornucopia.png Cornucopia Donut Tapped Out.png15 Requires The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 4
Tapped Out Caged Tom Turkey.png Caged Tom Turkey Donut Tapped Out.png100 Requires Level 5.
Tapped Out Outdoor Feast Table.png Outdoor Feast Table FREE Available from November 26, 2014.
Tapped Out Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon.png Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon Cash.png5,400 Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.
Tapped Out Stampy Parade Balloon.png Stampy Parade Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out The Grumple Parade Balloon.png The Grumple Parade Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png25
Tapped Out Blinky Balloon.png Blinky Balloon Cash.png16,500 Returning from Thanksgiving 2012 and Thanksgiving 2013.
Tapped Out Snowball 2 Balloon.png Snowball 2 Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png15
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Balloon.png Santa's Little Helper Balloon Cash.png30,000
Tapped Out Pow-Wow's Casino Sign.png Pow-Wow's Casino Sign Donut Tapped Out.png40 Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.
Truckasaurus.png Truckasaurus Donut Tapped Out.png225 Available from December 1, at 8am GMT to December 2, at 8am GMT.

Gameplay[edit]

Main Thanksgiving questline[edit]

Thanksgiving Season 2014[edit]

After logging in:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Thanksgiving!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The high holiday of gorging!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uncluttered with Yule logs, Easter egg hunts, flag saluting or the yoinking out of groundhogs.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It's also a time for solemn prayer and giving thanks to Our--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stuff it, Flanders!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Like every holiday, the turkey season combines my three favorite things --
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Eating, quests and prizes.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png But do you have any idea what day comes AFTER Thanksgiving?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png LEFTOVERS DAY!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I was talking about Black Friday.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Martin Luther King Day?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You really are clueless. Looks like I'm going to have to educate you in the manner of Miles Flandish.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png One-two, buckle my shoes! Three four Pilgrim-ize some more!
This appears:
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Puritan Flanders notice.png

and then if the player does not have Sacagawea Lisa and taps "OK":
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Sacagawea Lisa notice.png

after tapping "OK", the player is taken to the Characters menu of the inventory. Sacagawea Lisa, for players who have not yet unlocked her's name is yellow.
After returning to normal game screen:
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Educate Homer (6h, with Homer, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, you need to learn the real history of Thanksgiving.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sorry but the Puritan has spoken.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Unless you've got an equal or better costume, this conversation is over.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Allow me to introduce...
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Sacagawea!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Saca-ga-what-huh?
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Don't listen to her, Homer! She's covered in the devil's totems and pagan squiggles on buckskin!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png I realize Sacagawea wasn't part of Thanksgiving, but I had this costume leftover from Halloween.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png I was going to wear it then...
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png But I switched to Elsa from “Frozen” instead, along with every other 8 year-old in the world.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png All I see is a little girl possessed by a Sacagawean demon!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Perform an Exorcism (12 hours, Brown House) and Make Sacagawea Lisa Get Exorcised (12 hours, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Lisa was just playing dress-up, Ned. Creativity should be exercised, not exorcized.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Reverend, child's play and devil's play travel the same trails.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png What trail are you on with those Pilgrim togs and half-cocked blunderbuss?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hahahaha, half-cocked blunderbuss!
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Tee-hee.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Oh, no! Those words are just north of being blasphemous! And I lightly chuckled at them!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)
After task completion:
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Homer, I want to apologize for how I judged your daughter, Sacaga-Lisa.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png I've taken the liberty of giving myself a double dose of self-weltin' flagellation.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png It whipped my warped noodle straight.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mmmm… warped noodles.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Lisa, I want to apologize for pushing my views onto you. I hope there's hard feelings, because I know I deserve them.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Deserve them badly...
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png No-no-no, put the whip down! We're OK, you and I!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Let's put everything behind us by going out and buying a feast-full of Thanksgiving food.
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png But Daddy, what about our bedtime story?
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Is it 4PM already?
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png No worries. Lisa, here's my credit card. Go Catholic crazy!
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Better make that Baptist crazy -- I'm close to my limit on that card.
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Read Revelation Passages (60 minutes, Flanders Home), Make Rod & Todd Listen to Stories (60 minutes, Flanders Home) and Make Sacagawea Lisa Shop for Thanksgiving Food (4 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)
After task completion:
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Blazin' butterballs! This credit card bill pops my turkey timer! What is all this?!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png It's an all-vegetarian meal!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png A Thanksgiving dinner where nothing has to feel pain in order for us to feel full.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Actually, fruits and vegetables feel tremendous pain.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png The human ear just can't hear their horrific screams.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png I never knew...
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png I guess I could switch from vegetables to just eating dirt.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Nghhey-hey! It's a Frink fib!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Crunch carrots and munch mangos all you want! They don't feel a thing.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png That faux fowl stuffing smells good enough to make a Puritan's head bow!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png And the pièce de résistance – a centerpiece that the whole town can enjoy!
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png That's a premium decoration! You spent my donuts without asking?
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Are you angry?
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Well, it did make my turkey skin a little crispy.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png *Sigh* Anger's a sin, ain't it?
This appears:
Tapped Out Cornucopia notice.png
the player taps "OK" and is taken to the "Decorations" menu of the inventory, where "Cornucopia" is in yellow text.
Task: Place the Cornucopia and Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
then:
System Message Come back the Monday before Thanksgiving to see how the turkey tale continues.
System Message Check in every day between Monday Nov. 24th and Sunday December 1st for limited time quests and special reward-a-roonies!

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 1[edit]

When the player logs in on November 24:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, why do you look so worried?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's coming, Marge!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's been on the radio, on TV and I've read it in the Springfield Shopper!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Black Friday is almost here!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png We go through this every year. Black Friday is nothing to be afraid of.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yes it is! Why else would people call it Black Friday?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If it was a good thing, they'd call it Happy Friday.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'd even accept Not-So-Good Friday.
Task: Make Homer Hide in the Basement (2 hours, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Thanksgiving Dinner Preparations![edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark on November 25:
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Can someone help me with side dishes while I start preparing the veggie-turkey?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Veggie-turkey?! It can't be!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Someone poke me with a fork and wake me from my meatless nightmare!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png But you said you loved the one I made last year.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I did, sweetie. But if you recall, I accidentally dropped my pieces in that disgusting butter bacon gravy...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...before it fell into that awful pot of bubbling beef lard.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mmmmghghg...
Task: Make Sacagawea Start Preparing Thanksgiving Dinner (8 hours, Simpson Home)
'Task: Make Homer Cry (10 minutes, Simpson Home)

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 2[edit]

When the player logs in on November 26:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, take these emergency supplies into the emergency basement and put them next to the emergency generator.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png What's the emergency?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The evil of Black Friday has returned and this one is being advertised as a “the biggest blow out of the year!”
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The TV said, "Everything must go!"
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We're "everything!!"
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Dad, Black Friday isn't evil... well it is in the sense that it drives rampant consumerism, but not evil in the way you're thinking.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mm-hmm. Spoken like a true Black Friday zombie.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now prove to me the zombies haven't laid eggs in your brain by getting those supplies into the basement now!
Task: Make Homer Fortify the Basement (4 hours, Simpson Home)

The Thanksgiving Meal Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark on November 26:
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png There's nothing quite like authentic Puritan Thanksgiving cooking!
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Unfortunately that's not what we're getting this year.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png The authentic ship sailed a while ago when I became Sacagawea in Squanto times.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png I suppose we'll get through this like Lewis and Clark got through their first winter in Plymouth.
Tapped Out Nativeamericanspirit Icon.png As the ghost of Squanto, I want to say I'm very confused.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Sorry. The holidays can be hectic. Take some veggie-turkey back to the spirit world with you?
Tapped Out Nativeamericanspirit Icon.png Pass.
This appears:
Tapped Out Outdoor Feast Table notice.png
then the player is taken to the Inventory, and "Outdoor Feast Table" is in yellow text.
Task: Make Sacagawea Lisa Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders (10 hours, Outdoor Feast Table, Ned)
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png You know what Lisa! That healthy fake food isn't half bad!
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Rod and Todd could use a heapin' helpin' themselves. Care to break vegan bread over at the Flanders' spread?
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png I'd love to!

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 3[edit]

When the player logs in on November 27:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, Homer. Lisa says you're getting freaky about Friday again.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Everyone in this house needs to be freaky about it.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png In that case, can I have a gun?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Guns will have no effect on these Black Friday fiends.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Instead, we'll use safe and sane road flares that burn at 1400 degrees Fahrenheit.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png When all else fails, boy, flame ‘em with flares!
Task: Make Homer Prepare for Black Friday (6 hours, Simpson Home)

The Thanksgiving Meal Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark on November 27:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm looking forward to eating a real Thanksgiving meal at your place this year, Stupid Flanders.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And not scraping another one of Lisa's vegetarian feasts into Snowball II's litter box.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png You must have missed the last bit of chit-chat I had with Lisa.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Your daughter did all my Thanksgiving food shopping this year.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png It's gonna be lean and green.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D'oh!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm eating a healthy Thanksgiving again?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And the only real turkey there will be Flanders!
Task: Make Make Simpsons and Flanders Family Eat Thanksgiving Dinner (x10) (30 minutes, Flanders Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
After this:
Message Don't forget to come back tomorrow for some leftovers!

Leftovers[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark on November 28:
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Looks like we have a lot of Thanksgiving leftovers.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Maybe we could roll the table outside and let the wild critters have at it.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png I find it hard to believe an animal would eat anything my father passed on.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png But let's give it a try.
Task: Make Sacagawea Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders (10 hours, Outdoor Feast Table, Ned)

Heimlich Machine[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Is something the matter, Mr. Flanders? Your face is red, and you're sweating profusely.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Lisa, I ate some of those delicious-looking cherry tomatoes but it feels like they jumped my GI tract.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Oh, no! Those were habanero peppers! They're 120 times hotter than jalapeños.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png UGGHH! Gotta get ‘em out! Gotta get ‘em out!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There's only two ways to get them out: pump or dump.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'd prefer “pump.” And luckily there's a Heimlich Machine to do just that.
This appears:
Tapped Out Heimlich Machine notice.png
when upon tapping "OK" the player is taken to the Premium section of The Store.

They’re Hotter Than H.E. Double Hockey Sticks![edit]

Note: this quest is only triggered if the player purchases the Heimlich Machine.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png The habaneros! They're still burning! Make it stop.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just get on the machine, stupid, spicy Flanders.
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png Human Heimlichers replaced by machines?!
Tapped Out Puritan Flanders Icon.png This Peter Piper has a pepper to pick with that!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Use the Heimlich Machine (16 hours, Heimlich Machine)

More Leftovers Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark on November 29:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I ate TOO much.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Where can a guy buy a backup stomach?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Worst belly-ballooning ever!
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png Hello, my chubby buddies! I have just the thing to help you out!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is it a cure?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Is it a crane?
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png It's a clue! It's something you can build!
This appears:
Tapped Out Stomach Staples Center notice.png
and upon pressing OK the player is taken to the "Buildings" menu in the inventory where "Stomach Staples Center" is in yellow text.
Task: Build Stomach Staples Center
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

More Leftovers Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Finally a Stomach Staples in Springfield! No more back alley rhinoplasty for me!
Task: Make Krusty Go to the Stomach Staple Center (16 hours, Stomach Staples Center)
After task begins:
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png May I take your order?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Let's see...
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I'll have the tummy-tuck combo, with a medium lypo and calf implants on the side.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Would you like french thighs with that?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Since I'm trying to watch my figure, why not!

Jacqueline Bouvier quests[edit]

Jackie-O-Lantern[edit]

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png Thanksgiving is a time for giving thanks, so thanks for bringing me out for the sleepiest, tryptophan-iest holiday of them all.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png It doesn't seem to have any effect on you, Grandma. You're wide-eyed and bushy-tailed.
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png Wide-eyed enough to see you're dressed like a sack of potatoes.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png I'm Sacagawea. The sack of potatoes look was popular in her time.
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png My granddaughter, finally out of that little lampshade red dress and into big girl clothes that show off your figure.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png You just said I looked like a sack of potatoes.
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png A shapely, attractive sack of potatoes.
Task: Make Lisa Go Shopping with Grandma (12 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Hey kids, gather 'round, I have a story to tell you about how I met your grandmother!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'll listen to your story only if it's about candy or you poke a dead animal with a stick in it.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png It's about your Grandma Bouvier.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'll listen ‘cause I'm still holding out hope that there's candy or a dead animal in this story.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png So it all started back in the 1940's...
Task: Make Grampa Tell Bart a Story (1 day, 12 hours, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png And that brings us to 15 minutes ago when that 80 year-old, tall-haired beauty walked back into my life...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Grampa, that story bored and disappointed me!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It was only about Grandma Jacqueline!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png And you're still awake?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png That's a better reaction than most of my stories get.

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png I'm cursed with being eye candy to all the guys around here.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Aha! There was candy in this story, after all!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png There's only one guy that matters around here -- me!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Whaddaya say we go out on a date, Jacqueline?
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png My last three boyfriends were named Grampa.
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png I'm not ready to date a fourth. But…
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png A gift certainly greases a girl's gears.
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png Daffodils? Diamonds? A Dodge Dakota pick-up?
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Knit (1 day, Benches)
Task: Make Grampa Find a Gift (1 day, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Still looking for a gift for Grandma Bouvier? I found this in the basement.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Hot diggity! A twisted tooter!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png She's gonna love it!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Jacqueline, I've come bearing gifts...
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png ...a tinhorn and the smell of arthritis ointment.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Now that I brought the brass, how ‘bout a piece of--
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png That saxophone belongs to Lisa, our granddaughter!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Who cares who it belongs to?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Will you go out with me?
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png Get lost Gramps!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Gramps is not my name! It's Grampa!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Come on Dad, you need to drown your sorrows.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And since we don't live near an ocean, I'm taking you to Moe's.
Task: Make Moe Serve Drinks (10 hours, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Grampa Drink At Moe's (8 hours, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Homer Drink At Moe's (8 hours, Moe's Tavern)

Too Cheap for Call Display[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You know Mom, Abe isn't such a bad guy. Maybe you should give him a chance.
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png He's old, he's wrinkled and he's lost half his mind...
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png Oh, my goodness! We're soul mates!
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png I need to go out with that man!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Match made!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Bart, call Moe's and tell your father and grandfather the great news!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Any excuse to call Moe and I'm on it!
Task: Make Bart Call Moe's Tavern (12 hours, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Moe's Tavern! Moe speaking.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'm looking for an Emma Royd.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Emma Royd?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Anyone here seen an Emma Royd?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Gotta find me an Emma Royd!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png If any of you bums got an Emma Royd on ya, point her out!
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png Your bar stools are givin' me a heapin' helpin' of Emma Royds! Yee haw!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png So I've heard through the raisin-vine that you know exactly what us elderly ladies like?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I most certainly do!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I'm taking you out to the earliest Early Bird Special in town!
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png A date at the Super Smorg! Ain't you a charmer.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Nothin' says romantic dinner more than bacon, sausage, and a side of boiled ham on a biscuit at 4PM!
Task: Make Grampa Dine at the Super Smorg (60 minutes, Pigglys Super-Smorg)
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Dine at the Super Smorg (60 minutes, Pigglys Super-Smorg)

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png That was a lot of excitement Abe. I really enjoyed myself.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Yep, best night of my life.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png So whaddaya say we go for broke and sleep together?
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png I'd love to, Abe.
Tapped Out Jacqueline Bouvier Icon.png Zzzzzz...
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Zzzzzz...
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Take a Nap (6 hours, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Grampa Take a Nap (6 hours, Benches)
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I'd say I'll see ya around, but my eyesight's terrible, and I'll probably forget who you are anyway!

Tom Turkey![edit]

Tom Turkey Presidential pardon means I'm free to go... I'm released into the wild.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Not so fast turkey. I'm challenging the pardon in the courts.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I suggest you get yourself a good turkey lawyer.
Tom Turkey This will not stand!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png YOU will not stand...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...when I'm munching on your drumsticks!
Tom Turkey My only wish is that you choke on my wishbone!!

Two Minutes of Hate [episode tie-in quests][edit]

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1[edit]

Requires Level 17.
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I'm all out of reeds.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What's a reed?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Your sax-a-ma-phone?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Then let's go to the st-or-a-ma-ore!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are you OK?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think I'm having a stro-a-ma-oke.
Task: Build King Toot's and Make Homer & Lisa Visit King Toot's (6s, reward Cash.png2, with Lisa, King Toot's)
After job start:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh no! King Toot's is closed!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The windows are all boarded up!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What happened?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender.
Task: Make Homer Visit Moe's (60 minutes, Moe's)
After job start:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot's?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little... disagreement.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can you elaborate on said disagreement?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can you elaborate more?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't.
System Message Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!"
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Then this appears:
Tapped Out Guitar Central notice.png
After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where "Guitar Central" is in yellow text.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I would never go to a big box store. For me, it's Mom and Pop or nothing.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Isn't that a line from the episode "Covercraft"?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Look, people get tired. They reuse things.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, I'm not going to this "Guitar Central."
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick.
Task: Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick (60 minutes, Simpson Home)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb.
Task: Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue (60 minutes, Simpson Home)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This place is amazing!
Task: Make Homer Go to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This place is amazing!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Walls of amazing guitars that I will never be able to play in a million years.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm leaving now.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png They sure did have a lot of guitars.
Task: Homer Go Back to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png WOW! These guitars are so cool!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And the selection is amazing. They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But I could never learn to play. So I'm leaving.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It was a premium item, after all.
Task: Make Homer Go To Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I AM BLOWN AWAY!!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And there's just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Time to leave.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Wait. There's a reason this store is so popular:
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life?
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Exactly!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now that's what I call a good business plan.
Task: Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I'll never play.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Otto was wrong. I feel like I'm wasting my money and my life.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Maybe if you found a friend to play with...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge you're a genius! A lady genius!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instrument as an adult, and then they'll feel as stupid as I do!
Task: Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Task: Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play (x5) (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ha ha suckers! Guess what! You'll never touch those instruments again!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grow old and die you chumps!
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png These instruments aren't a total waste of money.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png They're still pretty useful... as blunt instruments for beating people with.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png *MENACING CHUCKLE*
Task: Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play (x5) (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png They'll never beat me in the church!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Beat him in the church!
Task: Make Homer Run to the Church (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church (x5) (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Did you learn anything from this, Homie?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Do do do do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do do do!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What a beautiful concert... So many blinks and blonks... la la la la
Task: Make Homer Fall into a Coma (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I feel great!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You were in a coma for seven days!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well it sped by. And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Comas rule!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *SOBS*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey! A new big box store called "Guitar Central!"
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just like Guitar Center! I'll have to check it out.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *WORRIED NOISE*

Black Friday Quests[edit]

D-Day Sales Extravaganza Pt. 1[edit]

When the player logs in on November 28:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Who’s ready for Black Friday?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why are you excited about Black Friday?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It’s the worst thing since that horrible thing happened at the Super Bowl.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Are you sure you’re not thinking of the 1977 movie “Black Sunday”?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Actually I’m thinking of the 1984 Raiders victory.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It was a bleak day for everyone. L.A. should never have been allowed to have a football team.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, Black Friday has nothing to do with football, or anything else fun.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png It’s about shopping for deals in the most unpleasant way possible!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png And to celebrate we’re offering limited-time donut rebates on selected items!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That doesn’t sound bad. What’s the unpleasant part?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Rather than offer all our deals at once for the whole weekend, we’re offering them one at a time every hour for an hour.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So if I go to sleep or spend time with my family and forget to check in one hour, I could miss a deal on that special premium item I’d been wanting for months?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Exactly. Or you could check in every hour all weekend, only to discover that the item you wanted never even went on sale!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There’s a reason you’re the most hated character in this game, Gil.
Task: Make Homer Hate Gil (12 hours, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

D-Day Sales Extravaganza Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay Gil, I've saved up enough donuts to buy that green dumpster I've always wanted for some reason.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's on sale for 8 donuts instead of 10, right?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Oh, I'm sorry Homer. We're offering it with a 2 donuts rebate, not 2 donuts off.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What's the difference? It costs 8 donuts either way.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png That is true. But this way you need to give me 10 donuts, and then I'll give you back 2.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But I only have 8 donuts.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can't you just float me two donuts for the 2 seconds it would take this transaction to take place?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I'm sorry Homer. But the only way to get that discounted dumpster is to pay full price and then get back 2 donuts.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's idiotic! What exactly am I supposed to do with 2 donuts?!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I dunno. Rush a job that's about to complete itself anyway?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *grrrrr*
Task: Make Homer Hate Gil Even More (24 hours, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday Item bought[edit]

After buying an item from the deal:
System Message You just got a ... donut rebate! Not that a spender like you cares about rebates...
System Message You will find your purchase in your inventory.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Enjoy your purchase sir or madam...
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png ...or child playing on their parent's phone.

Truckasaurus[edit]

Task: Build Truckasaurus
After task completion:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png TRUCK-A-SAURUS!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Who wouldn't want a giant car-shredding robot monster?

Notifications[edit]

  • On November 22, 2014 at 12:04pm, this notification was pushed: "Rejoice! Thanksgiving is here with a special storyline, limited time items, and cranberry sauce in the shape of a can to kick off the Holidays!"

Other changes made[edit]

November 20 update ("v4_11_Thanksgiving2014_Patch1_PreLaunch")[edit]

Sourced from: TSTOTopix - "What Changed with the Thanksgiving/Covercraft update?"
  • Four new character groups were added: Regular Male, Regular Female, Premium Male, and Premium Female. These are used to send groups of characters to various tasks in the "Covercraft" episode tie-in quests.
  • The sound file "HOMER_JOB-GOOD1.caf" (the "D'oh" sound) was changed from playing when Homer gets assigned a good job to a bad job.
  • This update added the "Heimlich Machine", one frame of the animation of which, now altered, was found in the Treehouse of Horror XXV event.

November 21 update[edit]

  • The Mayflower is no longer limited-time, rectifying a change made in the original update.

November 27 update[edit]

  • The Thanksgiving Store-front image was re-added, as well as Black Friday/Cyber Monday deals. The Thanksgiving menu-section-image on the Store-Front's description has now been erroneously replaced with "Black Friday has landed! For a limited time, get all the black Friday items here!", which is the description for the Black Friday menu-section-image on the Store Front.
  • Players have encountered a glitch where the "Leftovers" quest will not trigger and Puritan Flanders' "Self Punish" task now required "(Null)*", disabling the task and rendering the task unusable. It also appears the one-time Outdoor Feast Table task "Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders" for Sacagawea Lisa had disappeared as well.
  • Reportedly fixes the years-old Springfield General Hospital glitch that leaves many players without the ability to build it due to Chester's quests involving the building when it might not be built. It is unknown whether something has been fixed for players WITHOUT Chester.

November 28 update (13.8MB update)[edit]

Tapped Out River Textured Incorrectly.png
  • Fixes "Leftovers" quest not triggering, due to in the original launch files for November 28th is labelled "Thanksgiving 2014 Deprecate Quests". It added a hidden "qst_CheckIfThanksgivingMeal02Complete_" quest in order for the "Leftovers" quest and the rest of the event questline to occur.
  • In the "Move/Build" menu, the River is textured with snow, like in the Christmas events.

December 1 update[edit]

  • Fixed glitch with Guitar Central where when you try to store it, instead of giving you the option to "Use", it displayed "*null".

Sources/References[edit]

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