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Act 1 Gameplay

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 1

After the user logs in on August 1st: What a beautiful summer day. In the park, families are picnicking, old men are feeding birds… You know what would make it perfect? A jazz concert. You're right, honey! You should go play your saxophone for them. Great idea! You must really hate picnickers, Dad. It got her saxophone out of the house didn't it? Task: Make Lisa Play Jazz Music (6s) Wow, I was at the park eating the birdseed the old men throw, when I heard you play, Lisa. You can really honk that horn. How'd you like a job at the bar? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: A gig at your bar? Really? Did Dad put you up to this? Not at all… I just love diminished fifths and double syncopation. Define “double syncopation”. Okay, I admit it. I want to hire you because jazz music drives away the rats. Eh, a gig's a gig. Task: Make Lisa Jam at Moe's Tavern (6s, Moe's Tavern) You know what? That live music was fun. I'm almost sorry I jammed these corkscrews in my ears. We should throw a jazz festival! We could become the next live music mecca. Like New Orleans, Coachella, Austin! Yeah! Why not? Springfield is as hot, gritty, and unpleasant as any of those places. Barely. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 3

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: Woah, Lisa, you can't just start a jazz festival. Springfield isn't known for jazz. In fact, it's known for setting Dave Brubeck's bus on fire when they took the wrong exit and ended up here by mistake. Maybe we can work up to it, by putting Springfield on the musical map with a rock festival. Yeah, like that Homerpalooza festival I was the star of. It was “Hullabalooza”, and you were a creepy sideshow who shot himself with a cannon. Task: Build the Rock Stage Task: Make Homer Jam on the Rock Stage) On job start: Hello Springfield! Thanks for listening to two hours of me randomly banging a guitar I don't know how to play. Eh, we're rock fans. We can't tell the difference. Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Wow, Dad, your rock stage is working great. The town is filled with rock festival goers. Stupid festies! Walking around collecting souvenirs and taking selfies for their Facelook pages. I'll mosh ‘em to H[i][/i]ell! Stop, you braindead troll. Ticket sales are keeping this town afloat, after the ongoing monorail disaster. So tap on them and collect stubs. And if you also happen to get some cuffs, well, I might have a use for them too. Task: Tap Festival Fans [x5] Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 5

After tapping on Lawyer's exclamation mark: Template:Tapped Out Lawyer Icon Excuse me, I am a lawyer. I'm looking for Homer Simpson. Are you here because his father died and left him an unexpectedly enormous amount in his will? Template:Tapped Out Lawyer Icon No, I'm a lawyer. I never bring good news. Template:Tapped Out Lawyer Icon I am from the record label that owns the rights to the “Sungazer” song you've been playing. We demand you pay us any revenue gained. Uh, Homer Simpson is on tour in the next town over. I hear he's totally baked. Go get legal on him. Task: Drop Lawyers in Other Springfields [x3] Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Our shows are doing OK, but it doesn't feel like we've hit critical mass. You've been critical mass for a long time, tubs. If you play more shows, you'll get better. And if you get better, you'll attract a bigger audience. It sounds like you're saying, “practice makes perfect”. Which we know is evil school propaganda. Task: Make Performers Jam [x2] Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 7

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark: Merchandise! Homerpalooza T-shirts, posters, toilet seat covers! Don't take a poop without sitting on Homer's face! Merch, I say! Do a portion of the sales go toward supporting up-and-coming musicians with great potential? Well, it's helping to pay for my kids' violin lessons. So, no. Task: Build Kwik-E-Merch Task: Craft an Item at Kwik-E-Merch Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 8

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark: Amazing news! I just got a text from my old Sungazer bandmate, Nick Delacourt. He needs publicity for his new solo album. Even his ex-wife won't buy it, and she gets half the money. Wow. Delacourt is the 95th best rock drummer of all time, according to a meaningless list by Rolling Stone. That meaningless list is so ridiculous! Nick Delacourt is worse than Bart? I don't think meaninglessly so! Task: Make Homer and Apu Argue About Pointless Rankings (4h, Kwik-E-Mart, Apu) Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 9

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark: Mr. Delacourt, welcome back to Springfield! Your VIP dressing room is ready. This “dressing room” is a Kwik-E-Mart restroom. How is this VIP? You are the first customer who's ever been allowed to use it. Task: Make Nick Delacourt Jam on the Rock Stage System Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep expanding your Festival and tapping Fans, Act 2 starts soon! Quest rewards: 50 Event Currency and 20

More Rock

After completing Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 9: Task: Collect Cuffs [x5000] Quest rewards: 1/2/3

Act 2 Gameplay

Pop and Circumstance

Pop and Circumstance Pt. 1

After the user logs in on August 15th: Wow, our Rock Festival stage has really brought in the fans. Now it's time to hit them with our Jazz Festival, right? Right?! Lisa, Rome wasn't built in a day. Also, the Romans fed jazz musicians to the lions. First, we have to expand our audience beyond stoned elderly hippies, to include ignorant narcissistic teens. You mean… a pop stage! O.M.G. Yeah, I think that's one of the bands. Task: Build the Pop Stage Our ridiculously glitzy Pop Stage is built. Now, we just need some pop stars. If that's what it takes to get my Jazz festival, I do know one ex-pop star: Ralph Wiggum. Although yesterday he was crying because he lost a booger. Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Pop and Circumstance Pt. 2

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: The Party Posse is back! And scary. The beat is droppin'! Our look is heart-stoppin'! And the champagne is… do I really have to do this? Your dad signed you all to a 99-year contract. Fought him down from 100. Task: Take a Performer Jam on the Pop Stage This song's going out to a very special girl: Lisa Simpson! You know, maybe I should switch to playing blues. 'Cause I am really paying my dues here. Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Pop and Circumstance Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: You were right, Dad, expanding to pop music is bringing in the kids. Although they're looking kind of tuckered out from all the fun. Some Buzz Cola will be just the thing to over-stimulate them! Plus, it will launch one of our main revenue streams. The sales tax on sodas? The twenty-five cent fee to use the port-a-potties! Task: Craft Buzz Cola Tent We're at a music festival. Why is the Buzz Cola tent blasting out its own, different music? Otherwise you wouldn't know it was cool. Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Pop and Circumstance Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Ugh, this pop festival is nothing but overpaid, undertalented local performers. We need an overpaid, undertalented international star. Then we're going to need a pointlessly glitzy, fundamentally unpleasant place for her to hang out with other celebrities. Task: Place Pop Star Plane Whoever made this plane is definitely guilty of a crime… against good taste. If I catch him, he'll fry. That's legal, right? Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Pop and Circumstance Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Well, the plane is glitzy and pointless all right. But will it really attract celebrities? O.M.G., people! There's a ladies room in the back of this plane with no line! The secret to stardom: knowing where the empty bathrooms are. Task: Make Celebrities Take Selfies in Pop Star Plane [x3] (4h, Pop Star Plane) Pop sensation Alaska Nebraska just told fans online about Springfield! She must be interested! Just don't tell her Moe is running the limo service from the airport. We guarantee to paw through your luggage while you're not looking. System Message You have completed the Act 2 story! Keep expanding your Festival and tapping Fans, Act 3 starts soon! Quest rewards: 50 Event Currency and 20

More Pop

After completing Pop and Circumstance Pt. 5: Task: Collect Sunglasses [x10000] Quest rewards: 1/2/3

Act 3 Gameplay

Straight Outta Dumbton

Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 1

After the user logs in on August 29th: Dad, you've made Springfield a music mecca for rock and pop. It's time for the jazz festival to explode into town. Right? Explode? Sorry, Lis. We want to let the beat drop with hip to the hop. The young rapper is right. After all, it is America's only homegrown music. So is jazz! Plus blues, bluegrass, Motown… Fine, we'll do all of them before jazz too. Task: Build the Hip Hop Stage Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Okay, now that we have the Hip Hop Stage let's showcase some of our towns great rappers… Like Alcatraaaz and M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew… They're out of the biz. I heard Alcatraaaz became a certified financial planner. Then it sounds like you need a clown! If that “Nutso Clown Horde” or whatever they're called can rap, so can a Jewish heart-attack survivor! Task: Make Krusty Jam on the Hip Hop Stage Well, I can't exactly rap. But I have been to jail for trying to run someone over with my car. So, ballpark. Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: That was a disaster! And, like any entertainment manager, I sought help at the first sign of trouble. This disaster is an outrage to hip hop. You and your stage are now managed by Golden Goose Records. I better see some serious flow on this stage pronto, or I will release Goosius to incentivize you. Bart, if you don't want to see your father brutally humiliated by a goose, you'll get up there and rap. Any way I can do both? I'm open to a deal. Task: Unlock Rappin' Bart Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 4

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Can I be part of your crew, Bart? I'm totally committed to the rapper lifestyle. I even had Otto tattoo “Thug Life” on my back. Super painful but worth it. It reads “Huge Lift". Damn it! I should've known Otto was in no shape for careful work. He was just about to drive the school bus. Task: Make Bart Practice a Show (4h, Bart's Tree House) Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 5

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Alright B-Money, it's time for you to blow the sneakers off Springfield with your dope flow. Only a genius producer would think to invest all his money in a ten-year-old white kid. Oops. Yeah. Good lesson: do not make important financial decisions after trying Otto's special blend. Task: Make Bart Jam on the Hip Hop Stage Bart! Nice job, little hero. You want a golden white tiger for your bedroom? No he does not! Marge, you got swag. I like that. You want to go shopping for four diamond rings that when you put them together read “Bitch”? Well, I've got half an hour until Maggie gets out of preschool. Sure! Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 6

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Dad, we actually pulled it off. We built a music festival to rival Hullabalooza! Fans come here from all over to see great performances. Finally, it's time for Act 4: The Jazz Festival. Sorry, Lis, they cut it down to three Acts to make room for Halloween. Dammit! No kidding. Now we have to figure out what to do with all these stages. Task: Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall Task: Make Springfielders Propose Festival Ground Ideas [x5] (8h, Town Hall) No one actually proposed anything. Why did you all come here? I just came to get away from the smelly festival-goers. They've been camping out in the park and I don't think they showered the entire time! No, they took baths in Springfield Lake. Which made them smell worse. Well, if no one has any ideas, we'll treat this problem like a workplace harassment suit: ignore it until it goes away. System Message You have completed the event story! Keep tapping Fans and jamming to expand your Festival! Quest rewards: 50 Event Currency and 20

More Hip Hop

After completing Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 6: Task: Collect Blings [x15000] Quest rewards: 1/2/3

Weird Al Yankovic Gameplay

Weird Al-truism

Weird Al-truism Pt. 1

After tapping on Weird Al Yankovic's Quest mark: Ah, back in Springfield, the town that holds the record for most illegally downloaded copies of my songs. Weird Al Yankovic! You're my musical hero. I have every one of your albums. I sleep under a Weird Al blanket. You could say I’m obsessed. That's great. Now, can you take me to the Homerpalooza festival? Just follow me. Task: Make Milhouse Imprison Weird Al in His House (4h, Van Houten Home, Weird Al Yankovic) Listen, Milhouse, it's been great meeting all your stuffed animals. Big fan of Puppy Goo-Goo. But I really should be getting to the festival. What's your hurry… NORMAL AL? Compared to me, I mean. Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 2

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Help! I'm supposed to perform at Homerpalooza, but Milhouse has stolen all my concert gear for his “Shrine to Weird Al Yankovic". Can't you just take your stuff back? Lisa, I can't steal from a religious institution! Especially one devoted to me. Then we'll have to buy you all new gear… I know! We'll crowdfund it on “FriendMoocher”. And I'll be the first to donate! Task: Make Lisa Create FriendMoocher Campaign (4h, Simpson House) Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 3

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 2: Okay, Mr. Yankovic, the “FriendMoocher” bucks are pouring in. What's the first thing you need to put on a concert? Well, I write a lot of songs about food. So I need to do a lot of research into eating. I wear Hawaiian shirts to cover the food stains! Seems simple enough. How many shirts could you need? Task: Fund Hawaiian Shirts [x100] Quest rewards: 525 Event Currency and 10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 4

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 3: We've purchased a massive supply of Hawaiian shirts, Weird Al. What next? I can't perform without my trademark curly ringlets. You must buy me… hair curlers! Task: Fund Hair Curler Supply [x100] Quest rewards: 200, 25 Event Currency and 10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 5

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 4: Perfect, my curly hair is cascading in golden ripples down my huge forehead of genius. Now all I need to appear on your Rock Stage is hilarious parody lyrics. And to write those, I'm going to need a lot of rhyming dictionaries. Task: Fund Rhyming Dictionaries [x100] I'm ready to hit the Rock Stage, Lisa! This is so exciting! We actually have a respectable musician for Homerpalooza. Oh dear. If I look respectable, I'm not doing my job. System Message Weird Al Yankovic can now make you laugh in Rock Jam Sessions! Quest rewards: Weird Al Yankovic, 25 Event Currency and 10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 6

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 5: I can't wait to get on the Pop Stage! It's where I can do my best dancing. Until this town gets a Polka Dance Hall. If there's one thing I've observed about pop stars, it's that they like to glitter! So bring me your rhinestones! Task: Fund Costume Bedazzling [x200] Quest rewards: 525 Event Currency and 10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 7

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 6: The secret to acting like a pop star is to always be bubbly! I'll need plenty of sugar to keep that up, and I like my sugar in the form of red licorice. But only ones with a clockwise twist. Counter-clockwise is just unnatural! Task: Fund Clockwise Red Licorice Twists [x200] Quest rewards: 200, 25 Event Currency and 10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 8

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 7: The secret to writing great pop parodies is knowing what millennials like. They seem to like apps. In that case, I need to buy every app there is and find out what it's doing. Each new generation is so weird! Task: Fund Pop Parody App Purchases [x200] I'm hopped up on red licorice, bedazzled outfits, and strange dating apps. Time to pop! System Message Weird Al Yankovic can now perform in Pop Jam Sessions! Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 9

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 8: Time to get ready to drop some parody flow on the Hip Hop Stage. You can go two ways: heavy on the bling, or heavy on the soul. I choose the bling thing! Of course the more expensive one. Task: Fund Bling Things [x200] Quest rewards: 525 Event Currency and 10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 10

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 9: To really put on a “baller” hip hop show, I'm going to need a lot of high-top sneakers. It's the only way to get the proper pop, lock, and hip hop bounce. The good news is, we can save on shoelaces. We ain't gonna need ‘em! Task: Fund Sneakers [x200] Quest rewards: 200, 25 Event Currency and 10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 11

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 10: The final step for doing a Hip Hop show is to get some fresh beats. Oh wait, did I say beats? I meant BEETS! They power the brain! Also, I'm going to need some urban slang. Believe it or not, but a six-foot tall accordion player from Lynwood, California isn't always up on the latest lingo. Task: Fund Hip Hop Slang [x200] Yeah boy! I am in the shiz-ouse! And now you're ready to write some awesome parodies of jazz classics, right? “Food Indigo”? “Cake Five”? “Cake Five”?! Leave it to the professionals, Lisa. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to drop my parody of Drake's “Fake Love”: “Cake Love”. System Message Weird Al Yankovic can now perform in Hip Hop Jam Sessions! Quest rewards: 50 Event Currency and 20

Swine-ing High

After unlocking Pig Balloon: Hey, it's an inflatable concert pig, just like at Hullabalooza. It's a symbol of the corporate greed of the record companies. Except, now all the greedy record companies are out of business. So now it just means “Caution: a fat man may try to sing”.

Hidden Threads

After unlocking Rock Camp Thread Shed: The Thread Shed! That would be perfect for buying undercover costumes. I have reason to suspect that there may, just may be, drugs in rock and roll. Fine I'll dress up as Prince, you can dress as Meatloaf. Did you say meatloaf? The drugs can wait, I'm hungry. Task: Make Wiggum Shop for Undercover Outfits (6h, Rock Camp Thread Shed) Task: Make Lou Regret Talking (6h, Rock Camp Thread Shed) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Only Drummers Die Young

Only Drummers Die Young Pt. 1

After tapping on Nick Delacourt's exclamation mark: Forget it, Shredder. I'm not going on tour. I'm afraid of dying out there. Oh, don't worry about that. We mostly replace you with a drum machine anyway. Did not know that. But I mean really dying. You're worried about the drummer's curse, eh? How they all die young? No, I'm worried about all the fatty foods on the road. I have rock-star level cholesterol. Task: Make Nick Hide From Dietary Cholesterol (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Only Drummers Die Young Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Nick, you can't just hide out in the Brown House. That's where everyone goes to do weird things… and you're just making it weirder. If you're worried about your health, you should go see a doctor. Hm. As a flakey musician, I usually go see a crystal healing witch. But I guess I could try Western medicine. Task: Reach Level 24 and Place Hibbert Family Practice) Task: Make Nick Get a Check-Up (8h, Hibbert Family Practice) Did Hibbert give you a clean bill of health? Yes! He also scheduled me for a colonoscopy. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Only Drummers Die Young Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: How's your obsession with death coming along, Nick? The obsession is doing great. But I could do with some cheering up. The number one step in staying healthy is getting exercise. Of course! And I know the perfect exercise. Task: Make Nick Spin His Drumsticks (4h) Twirling your drumsticks is exercise? It's exhausting physically AND emotionally. What if you drop a stick just when you need to beat out a riff? That's why drummers all keep a spare drumstick down their pants. I wondered why they walked so funny. Oh, that's because they're drunk. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Only Drummers Die Young Pt. 4

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Hey, Nick. You don't seem so worried about your health anymore. Find a way to break the curse? Yep. Check out this line of vitamin supplements I'm taking. *reading* “Nick Delacourt's Hi-hat Health Supplements”. These really make you feel better? The money I make from selling them does. Task: Make Nick Package Health Pills (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Weapons of Mass Audio Production

Weapons of Mass Audio Production Pt. 1

After tapping on Peter D'Abruzzio's exclamation mark: Shredder, I can't go on stage with these speakers. They are so not loud I can barely not hear myself think. Maybe if the speakers weren't so loud and distorted, people could actually hear the notes you are playing. That's what I'm afraid of. Task: Make Peter D'Abbruzio Play a Session Quest reward: 100 and 10

Weapons of Mass Audio Production Pt. 2

After tapping on Peter D'Abruzzio's exclamation mark: I need louder speakers! Noise is what rock and roll is all about. What? What? I can't hear you. I have tinnitus from years of loud speakers. Sorry. You have to speak louder to get past my tinnitus. Task: Make Peter Struggle With Tinnitus (8h, Sungazer Studio) If I had any hearing left maybe I wouldn't be so desperate for louder speakers. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Weapons of Mass Audio Production Pt. 3

After tapping on Peter D'Abruzzio's exclamation mark: I hear you're looking for new speakers, Mr. D'Abbruzio. Well, I got just the thing. Surplus Navy loudspeakers, fresh off a battleship. Just imagine them blasting out: “General quarters! Incoming aircraft! This is not a drill!”. Thanks, but I need top end fidelity. Wait! Mine are on sale, a nickel a decibel. I'll give you the whole set for a half-eaten chicken sandwich! Task: Reach Level 17 and Build King Toot's Task: Make Peter Browse for Better Equipment (4h, King Toot's) What's the loudest amp you offer? What's an amp? You're a music store employee. Don't you know? Sorry, but for every job in town it's either me or the wise-guy dude. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Weapons of Mass Audio Production Pt. 4

After tapping on Peter D'Abruzzio's exclamation mark: *Sigh* I'm never gonna find a set of speakers that capture my inner volume. You know, there's more to being a musician than loud speakers. Of course! You're right! There's hair! Task: Make Peter Take Wigs to Eleven (8h) Okay, we've got our song list, our supplements, and our wigs. We're ready to go on tour. Is there anything we've forgotten? Anyone who will actually pay to see you? Good point. Tour canceled! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Bursting With F.U.N

After unlocking Stage Turret: Whoa! Are we finally going to war with Shelbyville? Unfortunately, no. This turret is decommissioned. It is now just a confetti cannon, firing Fractured Unprinted Newspaper. F.U.N.? Did you just say it shoots F.U.N.? The military loves its acronyms. Task: Tap the Stage Turret Quest reward: 100 and 10

Wide-Eyed Optimism

After unlocking Pop Star Plane: Okay, Dad, this glamorous plane is just what we need to attract more pop stars to Springfield. I've never seen anything uglier. Who's gonna be crazy enough to want to spend time with it. Hiya toots! I like a lady with glasses! Asked and answered. Task: Make Grampa Woo a Pop Star Plane (3h, Pop Star Plane) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday

Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 1

After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark: Alaska Nebraska! I'm so excited for your show. Not me. I'm tired of being a pop star who stars in a TV show where I pretend to be a pop star pretending to be a normal girl. I want to be a normal girl and pretend I'm not a pop star! Did you get all that? Barely. Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Perform on the Pop Stage Great show, Alaska! Who is this “Alaska”. I'm just a perfectly normal girl with a totally ordinary name. “Oregon Washington”. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 2

After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark: Dad, Mom, this is “Oregon Washington”. She's going to live with us for a while. Sure, that's a thing we do. So, how do normal people like us start our day? Half hour workout with personal trainer? Forty-five minute wait to use the bathroom. Task: Make Lisa Wait to Use the Bathroom (1h, Simpson House) Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Wait to Use the Bathroom (1h, Simpson House) Your dad has no hair. How is it possible he still clogs the drain? You really don't want to know. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 3

After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark: Lisa, let's go to your school! I want to be a totally normal little girl. Also, I'll need a wacky friend who I secretly help with her dating problems. Uh… me? Well, I like plot twists, but you dating? That's a stretch. Let me meditate on it. Task: Make Lisa Wait for Alaska at the School (1h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Meditate (1h, Trees) On job start: I don't know what I'm more scared of. That Alaska Nebraska will be my friend, or she won't be. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 4

After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark: Okay, Lisa, I'm going to help your love life by throwing a huge party at your house. Thanks. Although, I'm only eight. I don't really need a love life. I know, but this is TV. You seem to be confusing normal life and your TV show, Alaska. “Oregon”, honey. “Oregon”. Task: Make Youngsters Party [x3] (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Feel Awkward (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Pretend to be Normal (4h, Simpson House) Enjoying the party, Lisa? Not exactly. When are you supposed to get me a boyfriend? Oh, I'm not. The funny twist is, I end up dating the cutest boy at the party. That would be Nelson. Rewrite! Rewrite! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 5

After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark: I have to say, I'm not impressed with this being a normal girl thing. That's because you haven't been hanging with B-Money. Grab a skateboard and let's have some unsupervised fun. Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Hang With Bart (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Put Alaska Nebraska in Danger (4h, Simpson House) Well, back to being a pop star. I broke my wrist skateboarding, but luckily it's not my pointing-at-the-crowd-while-lip-synching wrist. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Playing It Backwards

After unlocking All Sales Vinyl: Wow, a vinyl record store. I can search for some of my favorite out-of-print jazz records. And I can look for MY favorite out-of-print record: “Dr. Nutso's Fart Noises ‘76”. Fans called it the “Bicentennial Fart Album”. Vinyl farts are amazing: mellow high notes, but totally thumping bass. *sigh* A passion is a passion. Task: Make Lisa Search for Obscure Jazz Records (4h, All Sales Vinyl) Task: Make Bart Search for Obscure Fart Records (4h, All Sales Vinyl) Quest reward: 100 and 10

One Hit Wonder-brick-wall

One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Man, my flow is totally jammed. I can't think of rhyme one. You just need something to spark your genius. Like “collaborating” with a bunch of other rappers who do all the work. Great idea, Milhouse! Anyone who heard my first rap hit single, “Deep Deep Trouble” will come running. They'll do something running. Task: Make Rappin' Bart Gather Contact Information on Rappers (8h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Took me a while to track down them phone numbers, but now to call some rappers! *rapping* YOU'VE REACHED JAY G. I AM NOT NEAR MY PHONE -- I'M RULING MY EMPIRE. SO LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE TONE! *rapping* EVERY WHINER CALLS MY DIGITS WHILE I'M BUSY HANDLING AUDITS. GIVE ALCATRAAAZ YOUR NUMBER AND I'LL CALL YOU BACK PROMPTLY. Template:Tapped Out The Rappin' Rabbis Icon *rapping* OY VEY -- WE'RE NOT IN TODAY! Who needs them! I can write a better song in my sleep. You probably can. I wrote those. That's my latest career: writing rap phone answering messages. Task: Make Bart Get Fired Up (1h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: I don't need anyone's help coming up with a dope song. Just my own genius and enough Buzz Cola that my blood is more sugar than water. I'm gonna nail that song in one try. Task: Make Bart Nail Hit Song in Twenty-Eight Tries (4h, Benches) Quest reward: 100 and 10

One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 4

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: *rapping* THEY THINK THEY CAN DISS ME, THEY SAY MY FLOW IS HISTORY. *rapping* BUT I GOT THE RHYMES THAT'LL MAKE THEM WANT TO BLING ME! I KNEW you'd write a good song if you just got angry. So you deliberately ignored me to motivate me?! Yep. Usually I hang people upside down outside windows, but hey, why not try something new? Task: Make Bart Rap Angrily Well, that song was great. But who knows where my next idea is coming from. I’ll open a window. No, I'm inspired, I promise! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all

Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 1

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark: Hey Brandine! Look what I found while I was spring cleaning! That is, cleaning up all the old car springs we have in the back yard. That's your fancy jacket from when you were MIS-managing the kids' band an' wasting all their money! That's why I buried it under the car springs. My truck keys were in the pocket! I'm getting it off its concrete blocks and taking it for a spin. Task: Make Manager Cletus Go for a Spin (1h, Cletus' Monster Truck) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 2

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark: I love wearing my fancy music manager jacket. I'm gonna take up managin' again. I just need an act better than the Spuckler Family Kids. Which means any act. Task: Make Manager Cletus Scout for Talent (8h, Shop) Hey, twins. Freaks always get attention. You two got any musical talent? We can cough out Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. But you gotta keep us in a lotta cigarettes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 3

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark: Despite my fancy jacket, I cain't seem to find a client to represent. And I have so much to give. Like possum gizzards and a kind of psoriasis found only in Appalachia. Guess I better visit my hillbilly therapist. Task: Make Manager Cletus Drink His Moonshine (6h, Cletus's Farm) Well, manager coat, I do feel better after visiting my shrink. I call moonshine my shrink because it makes my intestines shrivel up. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 4

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark: Wow, Mr. Spuckler, that coat is killer. And your moonshine is intense! How would you like to have a partner in the booze biz? I dunno. You don't seem much like a hillbilly. I own a goose. Write us up a partnership agreement and let's start marking “X”s! Task: Make Manager Cletus Sign an X (1h, Cletus's Farm) If the user has Jay G: Task: Make Jay G Climb a Rung of Ruthlessness (1h, Jay G's Mansion) Congratulations, Cletus. Your moonshine business has a new silent partner. *honk* And a not so silent one. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 5

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark: Alright, I gots a new batch of moonshine ready. You're the brand manager. Get out and find a celebrity spokesman to endorse it. I got a goat what's kinda notorious around the county. Hm. What's the next step up from a goat? Got it. A clown. Task: Make Manager Cletus Manage a Brand (4h) Excellent job, Cletus. Your moonshine will be huge. I'm taking this partnership to the next level. The roof of the hay loft!? Nope. Freezing you out of the business. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 6

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark: Brandine! Jay G done took over my moonshine business. Turns out I signed over all rights to him. And signed a non-compete clause. Did you sign a non-feudin' clause? Nope. Then grease up yer squirrel gun. Task: Make Manager Cletus Prepare a Hostile Takeover (4h) If the user has Jay G: Task: Make Jay G Move up Another Rung (4h, Jay G's Mansion) Jay G says it's illegal for me to make my own moonshine. But them dang revenooers said the same thing, and that didn't stop me. And as long as your moonshine only make me go blind temporarily, you'll always have a customer in me. It's a wonderful life. Quest reward: 200 and 20

On Rude Crowd Purchased

After crafting Rude Crowd: Task: Tap on the Rude Crowd [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10

On Cheering Crowd Purchased

After crafting Cheering Crowd: Task: Tap on the Cheering Crowd [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bass Pro Flop

Bass Pro Flop Pt. 1

After tapping on Freddy Freeman's exclamation mark: After a lifetime of playing bass, I wish I could teach young people what I know. Why don't you make some internet videos on how to play? I hear that's pretty rewarding. Great idea! No more sitting around this bar day after day blowing money on beer. I have got to stop giving advice. Task: Make Freddy Freeman Make An Instructional Video (1h, Sungazer Tour Bus) Task: Make Moe Regret His Decisions (3h, Moe's Tavern) Okay, I've shot a video of me performing bass just like in the old days. But the hardest part still remains… Getting out of my leather show pants. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bass Pro Flop Pt. 2

After tapping on Freddy Freeman's exclamation mark: I'm putting my bass lesson video online. Then, watch the money from the ads on my video channel roll in. That's great. Because you owe a hefty bar tab. Freddy Freeman always pays his bills. Unfortunately, that's only my stage name. My real name is Irving Plotznokl. And Irving Plotznokl is a serious welcher. Task: Make Freddy Freeman Teach Bass Lessons Online (1h, Sungazer Tour Bus) Task: Make Bass Enthusiasts Watch Freddy's Stream (1h, Simpson House, Homer) Wait. My online video lesson only got one view?! But I already drank a victory beer! It was free, on the house! I have GOT to start making better decisions. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bass Pro Flop Pt. 3

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Moe, I quit doing online bass lessons. Turns out my passion for teaching is only trumped by my love of doing nothing. Yeah, well, you still owe me money. Tell you what. I'll give a street performance, and any tips I make I'll give to you. Just give me some cash to start my tip jar. Sure, here's twenty bucks. Twenty bucks?! Ha ha! So long sucker! Task: Make Freddy Freeman Walk da Bass (8h) Make Moe Curse His Gullibility (12h, Moe's Tavern Quest reward: 200 and 20

Chasing Imaginary Dragons

Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 1

After tapping on Shredder Stevens' exclamation mark: Freddy, your money troubles are over. We are going back on the road. You know what they say about your sixth farewell tour… That we should stop calling them farewell tours. No, that after you rent the tour bus five times, the sixth time is free. Task: Make Shredder Stevens Work on a Set List (2h, Sungazer Tour Bus) Hello, Capital City Bus Rental? I've got five holes punched in my “Bus Club” card… Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 2

After tapping on Shredder Stevens' exclamation mark: Okay, boys, I've got our set list ready. First, our two mini-hits from the 80's… Then the songs from our 90's comeback album that nobody bought… Then a half-hour guitar solo so the fans have a chance to go to the bathroom. Finally, “Hoping for a Dream”, the only song they actually want to hear. Now all I need is some masking tape to tape our set list to the floor. Task: Make Shredder Stevens Buy Masking Tape (1h, Sungazer Tour Bus) So, going on tour again, Mr. Stevens? I'll get started on illegal knock-off tour T-shirts right away. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 3

After tapping on Shredder Stevens' exclamation mark: All right, boys, the bus is ready. Peter, you're driving the first leg. No texting while driving! Shredder, we don't want to go on tour. My son's in a play and I don't want to miss its opening. And I've been home-brewing a keg of beer and I don't want to miss ITS opening... You're kidding, right? Our lovable mop-top kidding thing? *gasp* You're not kidding. I feel faint… Task: Make Shredder Stevens Mainline Electrolytes (8h) I am so high on electrolytes one more ion would kill me. Now to get my idiot bandmates on board with the tour. Quest reward: 200 and 20

It Happened One Event

It Happened One Event Pt. 1

After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark: Bleeding Gums Murphy! I thought you were dead. Oh, I am. But I have been sent down from Heaven to help the people of Springfield. What took you so long? Musician problems. You think it's hard to kick booze down here? You should try some of the gin they distill in Heaven. Mm-mm! Now come on, let's get musically reacquainted. Pull out your sax! Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Play Sax with Lisa (4h, Simpson House, Lisa) You learned some mean licks in Heaven. The inventor of the saxophone is there, Adolphe Sax himself! Though he won't be there long if he keeps trying to teach the angel Gabriel the proper way to blow a horn. Quest reward: 100 and 10

It Happened One Event Pt. 2

After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark: So, you see Lisa, I've been sent from Heaven to help lonely and sad souls on Earth. I told the bosses in Heaven I could save those souls by blowing a sweet sax solo in their ears. And the bosses bought that? They're a little confused up there about the contemporary music scene. And I didn't try to un-confuse them. Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Play Jazz (4h) Okay, Lisa, let's get some waffles. A lotta waffles. That's the one they can't get right up there. Quest reward: 100 and 10

It Happened One Event Pt. 3

After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark: Dad, look! Bleeding Gums Murphy has come back to Earth from Heaven. Oh Lisa, you and your invisible friends. I'm not invisible. Anyone can see me. I'm standing right in front of you. Invisible friends… Not only am I not invisible, I can eat pork chops. And I smell some doozies cooking. Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Invite Himself to Dinner (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Simpsons Fight Bleeding Gums for Pork Chops [x3] (4h, Simpson House) Lisa, do something. Your ghost is eating us out of house and home. Quest reward: 100 and 10

It Happened One Event Pt. 4

After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark: Lisa, I've been neglecting my mission, to help lonely souls on Earth. Can you think of anyone who needs my help? Well, I often feel sorry for Milhouse. Milhouse! I'm a spirit from Heaven, not a miracle worker! Let's keep pitching. Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Think About His Mission (2h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Help Bleeding Gums Murphy [x3] (1h, Simpson House) On job start: Boy, this town has so many lost souls I don't know where to start. I'm a bluesman. I thought I couldn't get more depressed. I was wrong! Quest reward: 100 and 10

It Happened One Event Pt. 5

After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark: You know, Bleeding Gums, I'm sometimes a little lonely and sad. But hearing you play has restored my faith in the universe. So, I think you've already completed your mission on Earth. Lisa, that's wonderful. Plus, now I can collect my Heavenly reward. Wings? Wings?! What would I want with those? Nah, I'm talking Fabergé eggs. Oh, how I love ‘em. Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Hoard Fabergé Eggs (8h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

I'd Like to be Flaming, Please

I'd Like to be Flaming, Please Pt. 1

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Okay, fellas… this flashy new sign is bound to suck in all kinds of cash-splashing musicians. You going to provide bottle service? Yeah. They cause me any trouble, I'm going to smash a bottle and “service” up their pretty faces. Task: Make Moe Clean Up the Joint (2h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10

I'd Like to be Flaming, Please Pt. 2

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: The bar looks fine. Now, for the final step to success – get social media-ed about by a hipster. I got you covered: “Moe's tavern is dark, squalid, and frightening to women." "It's a retro experience you won't want to miss.” Are rats retro? ‘Cause I got a lot of those. Task: Make Moe Serve Flaming Cocktails (4h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Musicians Drink at Flaming Moe's [x3] (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Time Trippin'

Time Trippin' Pt. 1

After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark: Icon Principal Skinner, sir? I've decided to quit being a bus driver. Icon I want to pursue my dream of being a rock legend. Sorry to lose you, Otto. Not because you're in any way a good bus driver. Because everyone else refuses to sit in that bus with those kids. Task: Make Rockin' Otto Practice Guitar (1h, School Bus) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Time Trippin' Pt. 2

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark: Excuse me, but you have been standing outside my shop playing air guitar for quite a while now. Icon It's the only kind of guitar I'm any good at. I want to be the world's greatest shredder but I suck. Icon Maybe the Gods of Rock will help me, if I offer them a flaming sacrifice. No! Wait! Flaming sacrifices at the Kwik-E-Mart are for customers only! Task: Make Rockin' Otto Set Fire to His Guitar (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Apu Search for Working Fire Extinguisher (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Oh, these fire extinguishers we sell at the Kwik-E-Mart are worthless! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Time Trippin' Pt. 3

After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark: Otto my son, the Gods of Rock have heard your prayer, and sent me down from Heaven to help. Icon You don't really look like a rocker. Yeah, I'm more of a bluesman. But I once filled in for Clarence Clemons. Icon So, you're here to help me achieve my dream of being a great rocker? No, I'm one of those angels that come to Earth to convince you that your dreams are stupid. Task: Make Rockin' Otto Get Advice From A Dead Sax Player (4h, School Bus) You see, Otto, even the Rock Gods can't make someone as untalented as you into a rock legend. But don't feel bad that you're not cut out to get baked and play guitar. It's just as important to get baked and drive a school bus. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Time Trippin' Pt. 4

After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark: Icon So my dream of rock superstardom is done. Good to know your limitations, I guess. Icon But couldn't I have one moment of glory on stage? Sure, why not? Eat this manna from the Rock Gods, and for one day you will be a great shredder. Icon Manna? Looks like weed. No, no, no. Although it does work best if you smoke it. Task: Make Rockin' Otto Rock Out Quest reward: 100 and 10

Time Trippin' Pt. 5

After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark: Icon Principal Skinner, turns out I'm never going to be a guitar hero. Can I have my old job back? You never lost it. We assumed that stuff about you wanting to become a rock star was just some bad trip. Good to have you back working with children! Huh. Maybe I hallucinated the whole thing. Including that sax man from heaven. Maybe I can be a rock star after all. No, no, I'm real. I mean, a real ghost. I mean, a worldy avatar of an ethereal concept. I mean… eh, I'm gonna go smoke some manna. Task: Make Otto Be Confused About Reality (8h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Get Ready to Rock And/Or Roll

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: They say rock and roll never forgets. Well, now you will neither. ‘Cause that neon sign shines straight into your bedroom window. Task: Tap the Rock Neon Sign Quest reward: 100 and 10

Spotlight Haven

After unlocking Spotlight Dance Bot: Observe! It is the dancing spotlight robot. Right on. The party has entered the dwelling's interior. *happy beep* Go on guys, dance “The Robot”. Why would you assume I only know that dance? Offensive! Offensive! Offensive! Task: Tap Spotlight Dance Bot Quest reward: 100 and 10

Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit

Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 1

After building Quitters: Marge, I have a terrific tip for our Investorettes stock-buying club. The Sprawlmart Corporation is going to take a huge loss -- they way-overbought Emoji Movie merchandise. Sell sell sell! Helen, that's not investing, that's just gambling. And you're all addicted. You should try a rehab program at Quitters. I've been there fifteen times. I'm addicted to the place! Task: Make Investorettes Take Rehab Classes [x3] (3h, Quitters) Quitters has really helped me with my addiction to stock market gambling. I've got to put some money into a company -- it's a goldmine! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 2

After completing Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 1: Boy, at Quitters there sure are a lot of celebrities talking about their addictions. It completely cured me of my addiction to stock market gambling. Who's got time for it? I could be doing all those fun things celebrities are addicted to! Task: Make Celebrities Spill Secrets [x5] (3h, Quitters) Reverend Lovejoy, I think Helen is addicted again. She should be ashamed of her terrible weakness. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the next twelve hours obsessing over my model trains. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Sound of No Music

The Sound of No Music Pt. 1

After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark: Mm, Springfield. Take it in. All this music in the air, it just makes me want to sing about it. Hold that tongue! Do you have a permit to sing in public? I need a permit to sing? It's the only way this town can make money. You need to buy a permit to do anything. Including apply for a permit. Task: Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Apply for a Singing Permit (4h, Town Hall) Task: Make Wiggum Puzzle Over a Permit Paradox (4h, Town Hall) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Sound of No Music Pt. 2

After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark: I haven't faced such an intrusive situation since my cavity search days at New Bedlam Insane Asylum. You know what? I think New Bedlam will be the first place I sing. *singing* STRAIT, STRAIT, STRAIT JACKET FUN. *singing* BUT DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH MY MEDICATIONS… Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing to New Beldam Residents (4h, New Bedlam Rest Home) Kicked me out of Bedlam Insane Hospital. Just because I musically pumped up loonies. Hey, forget loonies. Come to my bar and cheer up losers. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Sound of No Music Pt. 3

After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark: I've got the perfect song for your bar, Moe. *singing* THIS PLACE IS BAD, BAD, BAD, YA KNOW IT. *singing* OH YEAH, WE KNOW IT! Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern (Note: Requires Level 5 during the event) Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Perform a Duet With Moe (1h, Moe's Tavern, Moe) Task: Make Barflies Drink Until They Can't Hear [x3] (4h, Moe's Tavern) That was great. Even the rats are looking less angry. Now please leave. Smiling really hurts my face. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Sound of No Music Pt. 4

After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark: Chief Wiggum, can I cheer up your prison inmates with some music? You sure? These people are the worst of the worst. They spend their days pumping iron and watching “Real Housewives” episodes. *singing* PRISON JEANS DO NOT LOOK LOVELY. *singing* THEY GOT THE STRIPES, THE STRIPES THAT SAY I AM THE MAN. *singing* WHO STOLE YOUR CAMPER VAN. Task: Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary) Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing to Inmates (4h, Springfield Penitentiary) Task: Make Criminals Try Harder to Escape [x3] (4h, Springfield Penitentiary) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Sound of No Music Pt. 5

After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark: This town is hard to cheer up with music. This town is hard to do anything with. Just make yourself happy. Oh, that's easy. I like singing birthday songs. Can it be your birthday? For you, sure. Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing A Birthday Song (2h, Simpson House) Thanks for the birthday song, Leon. Never change. Quest reward: 200 and 20

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 1

After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark: Get ready people, the apocalypse is coming. Uh, L.T., the town already blew up. How could things get worse than that? Have you seen those liberals giving speeches at the Oscars? It could get worse. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to do some superliminal advertising. Nothing says “Doomsday” like someone screaming it at you! Task: Make L.T. Smash Use Superliminal Doomsday Messaging (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 2

After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark: This is the greatest mission of my life. To get everyone ready for the coming apocalypse. Everyone that listens to me will be safe inside our compound with food and guns. Everyone who ignored me will suffer the consequences. From my buddies and our guns. Task: Make L.T. Smash Produce Propaganda (8h, Classified Records) Quest reward: 100 and 10

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 3

After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark: I don't get it. People still aren't prepping for the apocalypse. Despite the obvious threat to our country from global cooling, vaccines, and every politician whose last name isn't “Paul”. Maybe they're just enjoying the beautiful day. The grass is green, the sky is blue… That's it! I'll bombard them with terror from the sky. Task: Make L.T. Smash Airdrop Doomsday Warnings (4h, Classified Records) Task: Make Lisa Recycle All the Doomsday Warnings (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 4

After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark: Are you the nutjob lookin' for people to hide in your underground bunker? I'm probably going to regret this, but yes. Sign me up. I run a bar, so I'm used to spending years in dark, cramped hellholes. Hm. Let's see. Survive the apocalypse but spend the rest of time with you, or die horribly. Tough choice, no question. Task: Make L.T. Smash Contemplate His Options (3h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 5

After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark: Mr. Krusty, I'd like to order fifteen thousand Krusty Burgers. Hey, hey! You're a big fan of my restaurant? Not really. But thanks to the chemicals in them, your burgers last indefinitely. And if you leave them out in the sun, they harden into a brick-like item that can be used to line wells. How'd you like to run a marketing campaign for me? What you just said is still better than what my current guys write. Task: Make L.T. Smash Market Krusty Burgers (8h, Classified Records) Marge, I brought home Krusty burgers. Bring ‘em out back! I need something to line my flower beds. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Club Grub

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Bart! My parents snuck away from each other and left me alone again. I'm not singing you to sleep. Sleep? No, man. I'm hitting the club! I'll never understand how you can be afraid of your own shadow but go clubbing. Everyone there is eating funny vitamins that make them act even weirder then me! Task: Make Milhouse Hit the Club (2h, Snub Club) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Praiseland Promotion

After tapping on Gil's Praiseland mark: Hey pal, I hear you like second-tier music festivals! Ol' Gil is selling a Christian theme park called Praiseland, complete with Christian-Rock headliner Rachel Jordan. Now, I couldn't sell a single ticket to Praiseland, but I'm a known terrible salesman. Can I sell it to you? On offer accepted: Gee thanks! I guess the big man upstairs was looking out for me after all. And by that I mean the tattooed fella at the shelter in the bunk above mine. He said I'd be getting what's coming to me today. I can't wait to head back and tell him! On offer denied: That puts Ol' Gil in a really tough spot. My free first month at the storage lot is almost up. Looks like I'm gonna have to burn Joan of Arc at the stake again for warmth tonight?

Praisin' Liaison

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: Why, it's Rachel Jordan, the Christian songbird. The rapture is upon us! Yay! Sorry, son, it's not really here. I've committed the sin of using a metaphor. Poor Rod and Todd. They must be so disappointed the world isn't going to end and everybody but them die. I know what always cheers me up when I'm sad: biblical apocrypha! Task: Make Rachel Jordan Read the Bible at Flanders House (8h, Flanders House) Nothing like Maccabees 2 to put a smile on everyone's faces. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 2

After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark: Ned, I need some backup singers for my band, and you have a lovely voice. I can hold a melody. Although I won't harmonize unless I get a dispensation from Rev. Lovejoy. Perfect. And there's one thing you do even better than sing. Help me fix my hair. Task: Make Rachel Jordan Do Her Hair (1h) I've got my hair and my tenor. Now all I need is a bass backup singer. Is that bass or base? Either way, I'm a very bass man. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 3

After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark: Okay, Ned and Moe, let's try a song. Whoa, you never said nuthin' about me bluebirding with Preachy Joe here. And I'm not sure I can stay in tune next to a tavern keeper. Looks like I need to sing an inspirational song to bring you two together. Just FYI, threatening me with a shotgun also works, but we'll try your way. Task: Make Rachel Jordan Sing Gospel to Moe and Ned (4h, Flanders House, Ned) That was so beautiful. Give me a hug, brother Ned. I'm also incredibly moved. Still not enough to hug you. That's fair. More than fair. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 4

After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark: I brought two of Springfield's most different people together. I can't imagine anything more deserving of having an inspirational song written about it. Except maybe a puppy licking a cat. About which I've written many songs. Task: Make Rachel Jordan Write a Song (3h, Flanders House) The song is written. Now it's time to sing it for Springfield. You can perform it at my bar. No, I'd like someone who ISN'T passed out drunk to hear it. Really? Guess I'll never understand artists. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 5

After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark: Presenting a song of reconciliation and love between two utterly different people. The “Ballad of Ned and Moe's Eternal Friendship". That's nice. Except why does “Ned” come before “Moe”? Why not “Moe and Ned's Eternal Friendship”? “Ned and Moe's Eternal Friendship” is much better. I'll kill you, you self-promoting scum! Task: Make Rachel Jordan Sing Her Song (3h, Flanders House) Moe, Ned, from now on I perform solo. Too bad. I just learned my part. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Building Walls For God

After placing Praiseland Gate: With Praiseland back in town, I can finally work on some expansions I've been thinking about. The Parted Sea Wave Pool, the Hall of Animatronic Judases, the Twelve Plagues Tiki Room... But first I need to build some walls, to keep the faith in and the Episcopalians out. Even Joshua won't be able to blow these walls down. Oops, that's the sin of pride. After I build the wall, I'm going to spend two hours in the Temple of Scourging. Task: Build a Wall at Praiseland Gate Quest reward: 100 and 10

Alcatraaaz C.F.P.

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 1

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark: A lot of musicians have money problems. They handing out they money to everyone in their crew. Manager, agent, publicist, and oh so many baby mamas. But not ol' Alcatraaaz. Because I went to school and got a degree. I'm the only rapper who's also a Certified Financial Planner. Task: Make Alcatraaaz Enjoy His Financial Security (8h) And now I want to pass on some useful financial tips the only way I know how. By bustin' some rhymes! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 2

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark: If you money's all been spent… How you gonna fix it if your car gets a dent? That's why my rule of thumb is: Out of each paycheck save five to ten percent. Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About A Rainy Day Fund (2h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion) If you've listened and you've learned… Then when unexpected expenses hit you won't get burned. *mic drop* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 3

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark: I like my rings and my blings… And the crib that I am livin' in. I paid for it with my credit card that's Obsidian. But when the bill comes due, pay the full amount, fool. Paying credit card debt is highly uncool. Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Paying Off High-Interest Credit Cards (2h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion) Paying off your credit cards is your first priority. Living interest-free is the only way to be. *mic drop* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 4

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark: Today you're young and hot, and you're shakin' that fine booty. But when you're old and fat where you gonna find the loot-y? So if your company has a 401K plan, start putting money in today. Your employer matches your contributions, fool. Man, what more do I have to say? Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Compound Interest (4h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion) Task: Make Homer Shake His Fine Booty (4h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion) I don't bother saving money for when I'm old. I'm a cop. We always get blown up by some nut job two days before retirement. You can opt to have the money go to your spouse. You know, you are really helpful. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 5

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark: Listen up, yo, this is for the mommas and the poppas… Your kids are growing up and it ain't never gonna stoppa. They're headed off to college and the cost has got you cryin'. You shoulda used the plan that's numbered five-two-nine. Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Deferred College Savings Plans (8h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion) Doesn't matter what state you open the 529 plan in, you can use it to pay for college anywhere. Lot of great advice, Mr. Alcatraaaz. But I have a different strategy for financial security. Have Bart steal your microphone unless you give us two million dollars. Also good. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Riding the Waves

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: What is that and why is it pointed at my bedroom? That's my new bass speaker. It sounds best when it echoes off your house. Nooooo! And also when it's accompanied by your screaming. Task: Tap Blasting Bass Quest reward: 100 and 10

Golden Parachute

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark: Aww, monkey butts! It's contract renewal time again. I better figure out a fallback in case the studio notices I'm spending all my production budget on booze. I need a gig where I can show up wearing nothing but clown shoes and a vomit-stained T-shirt. Task: Make Krusty Audition for Voiceover Work (4h, Gold Records on Walls Studio) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Jazz It Up!

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: What an honor! Jazzy Goodtime's wants us to play their brunch gig! Yeah. Because they can't afford to hire real musicians. I'm playing for the love of jazz. I'm playing because they said I could finish off any half-drunk mimosas. What, it's vitamin C? Task: Make Lisa Play Jazz for Brunch (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's) Task: Make Bart Play Jazz for Brunch (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's) Task: Make Springfielders Eat Brunch With a Side of Jazz [x5] (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's) Quest reward: 100 and 10