Kirk Van Houten
Kirk Van Houten
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Character Information
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Kirk Van Houten sometimes called Milhouse's Dad is voiced by Hank Azaria. He is the father of Milhouse, and the remarried husband of Luann. He first appeared in Bart's Friend Falls In Love.
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Kirk After Divorce
Kirk has been portrayed as a stereotypical middle-aged male loser and deadbeat dad. Much of Mr. Kirk's character revolves around his extreme emotional depression after his divorce from his wife Luann in A Milhouse Divided. He has been seen with one girlfriend since - Starla, a chainsmoking alcoholic who stole his car. She hasn't been seen since. Luann got custody of Milhouse when they divorced, but Kirk has visiting rights and is often seen with Milhouse in later episodes. Much to his displeasure, Milhouse often addresses him as "Weekend Dad". Kirk suffers from the need to cry all the time after his divorce, even in good times.In episode Large Marge Milhouse had an idea that krusty should cut his foot off so people would feel sorry for him and stop protesting; Bart replies "it didn't help your dad get your mom back"
Careers
Kirk previously served in the U.S. Army, and graduated from Gudger College. He initially worked at his father-in-law's cracker factory, 'Southern Cracker' (the Dryyyyy Cracker), in middle management (Milhouse often bragged about it at the time). Later in the series, when Luann leaves Kirk, he is fired from the factory. According to Luann, Kirk was not a very good provider, and she had to borrow money from her sister or steal clothes from the church donation box. Kirk reveals in the episode I Am Furious Yellow, where he visits his son's school on career day, that he was currently employed as an assistant to the guy who puts fliers under people's windshield wipers. Kirk also had a job standing on the curb holding a sign directing people to a condo development and worked as a scarecrow protecting a soy-bean crop, which resulted in his eye being gouged by a crow. Since being fired from the cracker company, Kirk seems to be unable to maintain a steady job. He was also was a singer who sold his tapes from the trunk of his car. His song was titled "Can I Borrow A Feeling" and the album featured a picture of Kirk on the front in a robe, which he was using in an attempt to be a smoking jacket.
Savings
He once shouted at Luann that she had to keep up the alimony payments she owed him, and he has been seen at the Springfield Unemployment office, perhaps suggesting that alimony and unemployment benefits are his only steady sources of income.
Arrest
In the episode Pranksta Rap he is arrested for kidnapping Bart after Bart goes to a concert Homer and Marge did not allow him to go to and they find out and Bart hides in his draw. He is then acussed of kidnapping and is sent to jail. He is released from prison when Skinner, Lisa, and Alcatraaz find out Bart was faking it.
