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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Heaven Won't Wait content update
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- "God is finally fed up with the human race and decides to test humanity one more time by dropping a new Garden of Eden in Springfield. But when Lisa points out a theological loophole and recruits Jesus to humanity's side, God gets exasperated and declares no one will be allowed into Heaven anymore, which prompts the locals to immediately start building their own Heaven on Earth – or at least a theme park version of it. God returns even more upset and decides to abandon humanity completely. Desperate to win back God's attention, Springfield decides to put on a show. Will this please God and save Springfield or will He get his Apocalypse on...?"
- ―Event description on app store.
Heaven Won't Wait is the two hundred and thirty-sixth content update of The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was released on April 12, 2023 and ended on May 17, 2023.
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All items with this icon on the last column of the table are also available for just 30 in the Yearbook Mystery Box!
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Characters
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Unlock image
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Notes
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Angela
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Unlocks after completing The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 5.
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Shakespeare
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150
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Unlocks with Candy Heaven.
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St. Peter
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Unlocks with Heavenly Golf Course.
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Beethoven
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Unlocks with Heavenly Deaf Jam.
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Temptation Serpent
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Unlocks with Tray of 132 Donuts.
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Returning
Character skins
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Unlock image
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Notes
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Adam
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Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 5.
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Eve
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150
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Unlocks with Garden of Eden.
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Angel Flanders
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Unlocks with Heavenly Water Slide.
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Returning
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Unlock image
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Notes
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Yearbook MB
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Krusty the Christian
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150
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Unlocks with Evil Candy Cave.
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Non-playable characters
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Unlock image
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Notes
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Gary the Unicorn
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Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 3.
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Buildings
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Build time
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Task
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Notes
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Barnacle Bay Church
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4h
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Hosting Fishy Sermons
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Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 1.
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Springfield Cathedral
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Hosting Pretentious Sermons
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Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 4.
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The Jesus Cube
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Hosting Holy Hangouts
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Unlocks after completing The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 2.
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Heavenly Pedicure Hut
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Making Toes Divinely Presentable
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Unlocks after completing "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 2.
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Regular Heaven
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Housing Boring Dead People
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Unlocks after completing "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 4.
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Heaven Reception
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Orienting the Newly Deceased
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Unlocks after completing "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 5.
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Heavenly Showroom
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Entertaining the Righteous Dead
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Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 2.
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Celebrity Heaven
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Housing Celebrity Dead People
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Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 4.
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Hindu Heaven
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Confusing Theologians
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Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 5.
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Garden of Eden
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150
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6s
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Sheltering Innocent Creatures
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Unlocks Eve.
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Returning
Building skins
Decorations
Returning
Bundles
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Notes
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Contents
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Gates of Heaven Bundle
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Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 3.
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Gates of Heaven and Heavenly Fence x14
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Heavenly Fence Bundle
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20
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Heavenly Fence x20
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Praiseland Promotion
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185
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Rachel Jordan, Praiseland Wall x15, Solomon's Temple, Rockin' Ark, Forbidden Tree, Tree x4, Shrub x8, and Flowers x2
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Temptation Serpent Bundle
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Tray of 132 Donuts
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Tray of 132 Donuts and Temptation Serpent.
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Consumables
Image
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Name
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Content
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Cost
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Notes
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Screen
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Heaven Won't Wait Mystery Box
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Mega Church w/The Patriarch, Springfield Episcopal Church w/Rumbleina, Temple Beth Springfield w/Rabbi Krustofsky, Herod's Citadel w/King Herod, Impulse Wedding Chapel, Cristo of Springfield, New God Mr. Burns Statue, The Parson, New God Mr. Burns, Cut-Glass Cathedral, Brother Faith Van w/Brother Faith, Solomon's Temple, Jesus' Carpentry Shop, Manger w/J. Rigellian Christ, Holy Forge, Angel Lisa, Seven Sisters, Burns Cult Headquarters, Shiva, Abu Simbel Temple, Gautama Buddha, Golden Buddha, Springfield Henge, Goat God Statue, Sacrifice Your Sheep to Odin, Devil Flanders, Jesus Christ Super Car, Gospel for Less
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1
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Shattered Dreams Mystery Box
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Shattered Dreams Mystery Box: World Travel
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1
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Prizes
Children of an Angry God
Image
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Name
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Unlock
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Barnacle Bay Church
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Children of an Angry God Pt. 1.
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Tree of Knowledge
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Children of an Angry God Pt. 2.
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Gary the Unicorn
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Children of an Angry God Pt. 3.
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Springfield Cathedral
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Children of an Angry God Pt. 4.
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Adam
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Children of an Angry God Pt. 5.
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The Rapture-tastic Express
Image
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Name
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Unlock
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Crushed Flanders' House
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The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 1.
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The Jesus Cube
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The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 2.
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Rapture Bus
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The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 3.
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Heavenly Playscape
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The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 4.
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Angela
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The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 5.
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"Heaven" on Earth
Image
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Name
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Unlock
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Heavenly Garage
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"Heaven" on Earth Pt. 1.
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Heavenly Pedicure Hut
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"Heaven" on Earth Pt. 2.
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St. Peter's Desk
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"Heaven" on Earth Pt. 3.
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Regular Heaven
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"Heaven" on Earth Pt. 4.
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Heaven Reception
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"Heaven" on Earth Pt. 5.
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A Heavenly Chorus Line
Image
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Name
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Unlock
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Vacant Cloud
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A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 1.
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Heavenly Showroom
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A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 2.
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Gates of Heaven Bundle
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A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 3.
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Celebrity Heaven
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A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 4.
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Hindu Heaven
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A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 5.
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Dates
Date (All times are 3pm GMT)
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Event
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4/12 - 5/17
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Event, Children of an Angry God, Garden of Eden w/Eve
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4/21 - 5/17
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The Rapture-tastic Express, Candy Heaven w/Shakespeare
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4/30 - 5/17
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"Heaven" on Earth, Heavenly Water Slide w/Angel Flanders, Heavenly Golf Course w/St. Peter
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5/9 - 5/17
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A Heavenly Chorus Line, Heavenly Deaf Jam w/Beethoven, Jewish Walk of Fame w/Yahweh
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Conform-o-meter impact
Name
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Rating
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Points
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Tree of Knowledge
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Gluttony
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5
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Barnacle Bay Church, Springfield Cathedral, Hindu Heaven, Rapture Bus, St. Peter's Desk, Heavenly Fence
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Righteousness
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10
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Regular Heaven, Haven Reception
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Socialism
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Heaven Showroom, Heavenly Playscape, Vacany Cloud
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Indolence
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Heavenly Garage, Gates of Heaven
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Vanity
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100
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The Jesus Cube, Heavenly Pedicure Hut, Celebrity Heaven
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200
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Garden of Eden
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Tree-hugging
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400
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Candy Heaven
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Gluttony Bonus $ and XP
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10 4%
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Heavenly Golf Course, Heavenly Water Slide
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Indolence Bonus $ and XP
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20 4%
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Heavenly Deaf Jam
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Righetousness Bonus $ and XP
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Sources
- Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information
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