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Kwik-E-Mart president

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Kwik-E-Mart President
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Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Unknown
Hair: White
Occupation: Kwik-E-Mart President and CEO
First appearance: "Homer and Apu"
Voiced by: Harry Shearer


The Kwik-E-Mart President or Head of the Kwik-E-Mart is the "benevolent" Indian President and CEO of the Kwik-E-Mart franchise. He is also the head of Stop-O-Mart in Ohio. He runs the first ever Kwik-E-Mart store in the Himalayas, a location Homer points out is not very convenient. Apu travels to see him with Homer, as he is the only person with the authority to get Apu his job back at the Kwik-E-Mart. A guru who sits cross-legged drinking a Squishee, the President knows all, except the combination to the safe. He permits visitors three questions, of which Apu only needs one. Unfortunatly, Homer wastes all three questions by asking "Are you really the Head of the Kwik-E-Mart?" and following up with "Really?", twice. The response to each one is "Yes." The President hopes their visit has been informative and, much to Apu's dismay, asks them to leave (and "come again").

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