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The title of this article is conjectural.
Though the topic is found within The Simpsons universe, a proper name is not available.
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The sexy pirate is the protagonist of the novel Love in the Time of Scurvy.
History[edit]
When Marge read Love in the Time of Scurvy, she got so involved in it that she started fantasizing that she was the female character in the book, on the ship with the tanned, muscular pirate. In her fantasy, Marge looked at the ocean and said, "My, these seas are certainly heaving." The pirate flirtatiously replied, "Well, no more than your bountiful bosom, milady." After Marge asked him about his earring, the pirate continued flirting with Marge: "Ah, the seas have quieted. And only in the sweet embrace of quietude can two lovers truly be -" At that point in reality, Lisa started practicing her saxophone, cutting off the pirate's flirting with Marge in her fantasy.
The pirate stopped flirting and said, "Ooh, such noise! Well, I'm done for the evening", abruptly ending Marge's fantasy. Marge came back to reality, but was apparently still partly in her fantasy as she said, "Lisa, stop blowing my sex!" She then quickly corrected herself: "I mean, stop blowing your sax!"
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| Permanent Jobs
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Time
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Reward
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Requires
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Quest with the task
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Animated?
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10m
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 17,  5
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Simpsons' Skating Rink
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| Let It All Hang Out
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60m
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70, 17
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Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 4
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4h
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175, 45
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The Frying Dutchman
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| Overpay for Sex on the Beach
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4h
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260, 70
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Smooches on the Beach
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| Stay at the Swelldorado
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4h
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260, 70
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Swelldorado
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4h
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175, 45
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$ Casino
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Big $
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4h
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175, 45
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The Boiled Potato
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Pub Daycare
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4h
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260, 70
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Universal Panacea
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4h
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260, 70
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Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
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6h
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225, 55
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Springfield Medical Center
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| Try to Seduce Marge
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8h
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550, 140
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Marge
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Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 2
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8h
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420, 105
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Chez Guevara
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Señor Burns
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8h
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275, 70
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Eatery
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| Be Sexy in the Brown House
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12h
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420, 100
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Brown House
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| Set Out to Sea
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24h
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600, 150
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Squidport Entrance
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Appearances[edit]
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