Park Ranger Johnson is a park ranger at the Springfield Glacier.
History[edit]
When Lisa found that the Springfield Glacier had melted, Park Ranger Johnson told her that the government's position on global warming was that it didn't exist, so the glacier was fine. Later, at the visitor's center, Edna Krabappel asked Johnson if there was a "Mrs. Park Ranger Johnson." Johnson told her that he was married to the glacier, but it was an open marriage.
Non-canon[edit]
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| Taps Final Update
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| Wave
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Cost
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Release
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| 5
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100
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October 22, 2024
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| Permanent Tasks
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| Task
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Time
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Reward
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Requires
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Quest with the task
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Animated?
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| Go Skating
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10m
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26, 7
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Simpsons' Skating Rink
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| Prepare for an Incoming Field Trip
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60m
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105, 26
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Ranger's Office or Parks or Springfield Elementary or Brown House
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| Prove He's Not Lame
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4h
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260, 70
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The Trail Blazer, Pt. 2
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| Overpay for Sex on the Beach
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4h
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260, 70
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Smooches on the Beach
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| Stay at the Swelldorado
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4h
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260, 70
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Swelldorado
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| Try to Win at Blackjack
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4h
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260, 70
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$ Casino
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Big $
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| Drink and Babysit
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4h
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260, 70
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The Boiled Potato
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Pub Daycare
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| Attend Parenting Seminars
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4h
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260, 70
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Universal Panacea
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| Shop for Cider
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4h
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260, 70
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Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
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| Obtain Anxiety Medication
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6h
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350, 90
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Springfield Medical Center
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| Straighten Brochures
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8h
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420, 105
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Ranger's Office or Parks or Springfield Elementary or Brown House
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| Dance the Señor Burns
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8h
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420, 105
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Chez Guevara
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Señor Burns
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| Complain About Electric Buzzing
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12h
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600, 150
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The Buzzing Sign Diner
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| Enjoy a Night at the Theater
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12h
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600, 150
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Springfield Playhouse
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| Train for the Parkalympics
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12h
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600, 150
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The Trail Blazer, Pt. 4
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| Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store
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24h
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1,000, 225
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Kevin's Kindling
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| Do Some Self-Care Camping
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24h
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1,000, 225
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Camping or Parks or Brown House
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Appearances[edit]