Jed Hawk
Jed Hawk
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Jed Hawk, also known as The Toilet Rocker, is a councilman who attended The Institute.
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Jed Hawk went to The Institute because he always forgot to turn his camera off and hit mute in video calls. This led to him accidentally broadcasting himself on the toilet whilst singing "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC.
At The Institute, Jed and the other members did community service jobs to try and get respect back for themselves from the public. However, it didn't work and they were still hated. Theo, the owner of The Institute, then told the group that he had a drastic idea that might work. Jed and the rest of the group decided against it because it was drastic. Theo then eventually talked them round to hearing his idea out.
Theo explained to the group that ChumNet, the company that put clickbait headlines on websites, could be used to erase the videos of them from the Internet, by using the Universal Eradication Code on the ChumNet servers. He told the group that they would have to break into ChumNet's headquarters and use a flash drive on the servers to upload the Eradication Code. Theo then told the group that they had already gone through the training needed, which was the public service activities they performed together. The group then reluctantly agreed to do the mission together.
During the mission, Jed saw a clickbait headline saying "The little girl from Waterworld doesn't look like this anymore!" At first, Jed wondered why anybody would fall for it. However, he then decided to click it. He and the rest of the group, except Homer, then got trapped and gassed. It is unknown what happened to him after the mission was over.
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