ChumNet
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ChumNet
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ChumNet is a clickbait news website service.
History[edit]
ChumNet is the website that puts clickbait on many other websites, including Universal News Network. Theo, who ran The Institute, came up with a plan to get improve the reputations of Homer Simpson, Helen Lovejoy, Jed Hawk, Larry Doogan, and Kirk Van Houten, by having them break into ChumNet Island and use an Universal Eradication Code to erase their negative online content.
Headlines[edit]
Clickbait headlines seen from ChumNet include:
- The real reason you don't hear about Vince Vaughn anymore.
- Wedding fail photos you were never meant to see.
- Ten cheeses to put on your bucket list.
- Your gym teacher is all grown up and gorgeous.
- Man gives his girlfriend a sweater, what happens next is fine!
- Definitive proof that your dog is cheating on you?
- Read this before you ever use a stapler again.
- Have a mortgage? Here's three types of tea to avoid.
- Fifteen photos taken right before choking deaths.
- He heard this one sound and asked for a divorce.
- The little girl from Waterworld doesn't look like this anymore!
- 80 NFL players who live in bad houses, number six will shock you.
- One simple trick to add years to your height.
- This guy left his dog in the car. Your jaw will drop when you see what his wife looks like now!
- Which vegetable gut doctors are begging you to throw out.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
Chumnet is a reference to chumbox, a type of clickbait advertising.