Colonial firefighting security guard
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Colonial firefighting security guard
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Character Information
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The Colonial firefighting security guard is a security guard at a Colonial firefighting exhibit in Philadelphia.
History[edit]
When the Historians of America's Great Inventors and Enlightened Men confronted Adrienne Gesstar, Marge, and Santa's Little Helper because they wanted the dog to help find Benjamin Franklin's hidden treasure, Adrienne had the security guard escort them out because she claimed they were stalking her. The female H.O.A.G.I.E. Man told her that they weren't lunatics, and Professor Cage tried to explain that Santa's Little Helper was sacred and would lead them to Franklin's treasure. The security guard grabbed the H.O.A.G.I.E. Men and told them to get out of the museum, also calling them "dirts."
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