Difference between revisions of "Dexter Colt"
(Moe: "[Colt] can learn more about a chick by digging through one garbage can than you could from years of intimacy." Carl: "He found out who was cobbling shoes for me at night." That's got to mean Colt can find out anything about anyone, right?) |
(Also, one takes it that Homer knows when he first meets Colt that he has to pay him for his services, and indeed he agrees at first ("Anything to trick my daughter into liking me"). He only changes his mind when he discovers how lavish Colt's expenses are) |
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| − | When Homer expressed a desire to know Lisa better, [[Moe]] suggested that he hire Colt, who could find out anything about anyone. Homer went to | + | When Homer expressed a desire to know Lisa better, [[Moe]] suggested that he hire Colt, who could find out anything about anyone. Homer went to Colt's office, where Colt told him that the fee for his services was $50 per day plus his expenses, to which Homer agreed. Dexter got to work on finding out what Lisa liked by bribing and blackmailing her fellow students, raiding her locker at school and getting information from her school permanent record. Eventually, he put together a report on everything Lisa liked and left it for Homer. |
When Homer went to pay Colt, he found that Colt had paid for many expensive items and services as his expenses and was charging Homer $1,000. Homer refused to pay and escaped from Colt's office. The next day, someone had trashed the [[Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center]] and stolen the animals, framing Lisa in the process. As the police went after Homer and Lisa, they escaped. At [[The Three Seasons Motel]], Homer ended up admitting to Lisa that he hired Colt to find out about her. Eventually, Homer and Lisa ended up at a traveling circus, where they found the stolen animals. Dexter Colt was also at the circus and threatened to fire [[The Flying Giuseppe]] at Homer and Lisa. Homer pushed Lisa out of the way and got hit by the human cannonball. Homer then escaped into the Hall of Mirrors, with Colt chasing after him. After Colt shot Homer, Lisa entered the Hall of Mirrors too and used the laser pointer she got from [[Bart]] to blind Colt and defeat him. He was then arrested by the police.<ref>"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"</ref> | When Homer went to pay Colt, he found that Colt had paid for many expensive items and services as his expenses and was charging Homer $1,000. Homer refused to pay and escaped from Colt's office. The next day, someone had trashed the [[Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center]] and stolen the animals, framing Lisa in the process. As the police went after Homer and Lisa, they escaped. At [[The Three Seasons Motel]], Homer ended up admitting to Lisa that he hired Colt to find out about her. Eventually, Homer and Lisa ended up at a traveling circus, where they found the stolen animals. Dexter Colt was also at the circus and threatened to fire [[The Flying Giuseppe]] at Homer and Lisa. Homer pushed Lisa out of the way and got hit by the human cannonball. Homer then escaped into the Hall of Mirrors, with Colt chasing after him. After Colt shot Homer, Lisa entered the Hall of Mirrors too and used the laser pointer she got from [[Bart]] to blind Colt and defeat him. He was then arrested by the police.<ref>"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"</ref> | ||
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Dexter Colt
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Character Information
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Dexter Colt is a private detective hired by Homer to find out about Lisa.
History
When Homer expressed a desire to know Lisa better, Moe suggested that he hire Colt, who could find out anything about anyone. Homer went to Colt's office, where Colt told him that the fee for his services was $50 per day plus his expenses, to which Homer agreed. Dexter got to work on finding out what Lisa liked by bribing and blackmailing her fellow students, raiding her locker at school and getting information from her school permanent record. Eventually, he put together a report on everything Lisa liked and left it for Homer.
When Homer went to pay Colt, he found that Colt had paid for many expensive items and services as his expenses and was charging Homer $1,000. Homer refused to pay and escaped from Colt's office. The next day, someone had trashed the Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center and stolen the animals, framing Lisa in the process. As the police went after Homer and Lisa, they escaped. At The Three Seasons Motel, Homer ended up admitting to Lisa that he hired Colt to find out about her. Eventually, Homer and Lisa ended up at a traveling circus, where they found the stolen animals. Dexter Colt was also at the circus and threatened to fire The Flying Giuseppe at Homer and Lisa. Homer pushed Lisa out of the way and got hit by the human cannonball. Homer then escaped into the Hall of Mirrors, with Colt chasing after him. After Colt shot Homer, Lisa entered the Hall of Mirrors too and used the laser pointer she got from Bart to blind Colt and defeat him. He was then arrested by the police.[1]
At some point later, Dexter Colt was hired by Mr. Burns to find information on Lyla. When Colt wanted payment, Burns hit the trap door button but his desk had been moved recently so Burns fell down the trap hole instead.[2]
Behind the Laughter
The character is modeled after detective Philip Marlowe.
Appearances
Episode – "The Dad Who Knew Too Little" 
– The Simpsons Movie - Episode – "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
Book – Simpsons World The Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20
References
