Gary Chalmers
Gary Chalmers
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Character Information
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Superintendent Gary Chalmers, voiced by Hank Azaria, is a character in The Simpsons, the superintendent of Springfield's school district. He was mistakenly called "Super Nintendo Chalmers" by Ralph Wiggum in "Lisa Gets an "A"". His first name was revealed to be Gary in "Yokel Chords".
Personality
Chalmers is a strict and largely humorless man, with a short temper and low tolerance for disorder or rule-breaking; his general manner and personality like that of a military officer. Whenever he visits Springfield Elementary, some sort of disaster strikes. He produces extreme anxiety in Principal Skinner, who offers increasingly improbable stories to explain what is happening. Chalmers is known for throwing open the doors to the room and bellowing "SKIN-NER!!!" or "SEYMOUR!!!", to which Seymour stammers "S-Superintendent Chalmers!" (in fact, as shown in the episode "Future-Drama", which takes place in the future, the superintendent is practically a vegetable, only capable of saying his trademark line). His catchphrase has caused some paranoia in Skinner (as seen in "Lisa's Date with Density"). On a few occasions he says Skinner's name this way when absolutely nothing has gone wrong, implying that he either pronounces Skinner's name this way by habit, or does it on purpose to scare him. Chalmers's own competence and dedication to his job are questionable. He let Ned Flanders allow the school to descend into anarchy when he was principal, freely admitting that he had fired Skinner for far less, explaining simply that "Skinner really bugged me." He seems disturbingly unconcerned with the school's decline, saying that "the way America's public schools are sliding, they'll all be like this in a matter of months. I say enjoy it — it's a hell of a toboggan ride!" He also promotes people based on personal bias as opposed to actual competence, promoting Principal Holloway, described by Skinner as a "drunk" and Chalmers as a "pill-popper", to assistant superintendent, overlooking the efforts made by Skinner to improve his school's standing.
Romantic Interests
In several episodes, such as "Bart the Fink", Chalmers was seen dating Agnes Skinner (much to Seymour's dismay), although in other episodes he has mentioned he is married.
Creation
In the DVD commentary to "22 Short Films About Springfield", Simpsons creators noted that Superintendent Chalmers seems to be one of the few "normal" characters on the show and is frequently alone in his awareness of the show's zaniness.
Biography
Chalmers originally hails from Utica, New York, according to "22 Short Films About Springfield", but has also said that he comes from Queens, New York and Intercourse, Pennsylvania. He attended Ball State University and is a proud owner of a red 1979 Honda Accord (and later, a Camry, which Otto Mann promptly wrecks). In "The Heartbroke Kid", it is revealed that Chalmers's sign is Sagittarius.
Episode Appearances
- Whacking Day
- Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
- The PTA Disbands
- Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)
- Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)
- Team Homer
- Bart the Fink
- 'Round Springfield
- 22 Short Films About Springfield
- Lisa's Date with Density
- Grade School Confidential
- The Principal and the Pauper
- Lisa Gets an "A"
- Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
- I'm Goin' to Praiseland
- The Heartbroke Kid
- We're on the Road to D'ohwhere
- Future-Drama
- Yokel Chords
- The Debarted
- Homer and Lisa Exchange Crosswords
- How the Test Was Won
- Waverly Hills 9021-D'oh
