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| − | At the Springfield Pride Awards, which were co–hosted by [[Kent Brockman]] and | + | At the Springfield Pride Awards, which were co–hosted by [[Kent Brockman]] and {{ch|Britney Spears}}, Cornelius Chapman received an award for being Springfield's oldest living resident. While accepting his award, Chapman received a kiss from Spears, which caused him to suffer a heart attack, whereupon he immediately died. |
After Chapman collapsed, Brockman unfastened the award from his frozen grip, nonchalantly shoved him offstage, and bestowed the award on Springfield's next–oldest living resident, [[Mr. Burns]]. | After Chapman collapsed, Brockman unfastened the award from his frozen grip, nonchalantly shoved him offstage, and bestowed the award on Springfield's next–oldest living resident, [[Mr. Burns]]. | ||
Revision as of 17:27, June 9, 2011
- "You're doing the right thing. Oh, oh, out you go!"
- ―Cornelius Chapman in 1929[src]
Cornelius Chapman
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Character Information
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Cornelius Chapman was Springfield's oldest living resident at 108 years old.
Contents
History
Chapman built the first log cabin in Springfield; he introduced the toothbrush to the citizens of Springfield and for years was their only pro basketball player. During the market crash of 1929, he helped people jump out of tall buildings to avoid disgrace, and he once took a bullet for Huey Long (who, unfortunately for him, was hit by several other bullets in the same volley).
Death
At the Springfield Pride Awards, which were co–hosted by Kent Brockman and Britney Spears, Cornelius Chapman received an award for being Springfield's oldest living resident. While accepting his award, Chapman received a kiss from Spears, which caused him to suffer a heart attack, whereupon he immediately died.
After Chapman collapsed, Brockman unfastened the award from his frozen grip, nonchalantly shoved him offstage, and bestowed the award on Springfield's next–oldest living resident, Mr. Burns.
Gallery
Chapman, introducing the toothbrush to Springfield.
Chapman, standing in front of the first log cabin in Springfield.
Appearances
