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Gameplay
Wel-Scare State
Wel-Scare State Intro
After the user logs in on January 3rd:
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3...2...1...Happy New--
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Wait, we're still here?!
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Wasn't there, ah, supposed to be a New Year's “afterparty in the sky”?
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More like an after-LIFE! The apocalypse was supposed to happen, and only godless Liberals were supposed to be left on this planet!
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No, the world was supposed to end because of greedy Conservatives!
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Sounds like no one's happy. Especially me, who doesn't know what a Liberal or Conservative is.
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Task: Make Conservatives Complain [x5] (6s, Town Hall) Characters: Blue Haired Lawyer, Sideshow Bob, Mr. Burns, Count Dracula, Chalmers, Dr. Hibbert, Cookie Kwan, Helen Lovejoy, Lurleen, Lindsey Naegle, The Rich Texan, Ned, Homer, Wolfcastle Task: Make Liberals Complain [x5] (6s, Town Hall) Characters: Patty, Selma, Marge, Carl, Lenny, Lisa, Martin, Julio, Bumblebee Man, Comic Book Guy, Smithers, Grady, Apu, Professor Frink, Quimby, Mrs. Quimby
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This non-pocalypse is very upsetting. Or should I say apocal-not. No, the first one's better.
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Anyway, we promised our followers an end of the world. I'm calling an emergency meeting!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Wel-Scare State Pt. 1
After completing Wel-Scare State Intro:
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The Stonecutters are holding an event at the convention center called “Conserva-clypse Con”. Why does everything have to have a crazy name?
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That other sign they hung up is pretty straightforward: “No Homers”.
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Wait, so the Stonecutters are part of the Conservative right?!
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Duh, Lisa. How many Liberal meetings involve robes and spanking one's subordinates? Besides Hollywood casting sessions, that is.
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*chuckles* That joke works even REGARDLESS of recent events. But enough zinging — we've got an apocalypse to prep for!
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Task: Make Lisa Shame the Stonecutters (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Springfielders Prep for Conserva-clypse [x5] (3h, Town Hall) Task: Earn Executive Orders [x150] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Wel-Scare State Pt. 2
After completing Wel-Scare State Pt. 1:
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Wow, Conservative preppers work fast! The Liberals don't stand a chance.
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Now, ah, hold on a minute there. I'm fine with destroying the world for profit, but not just to wipe out an opposing party!
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Showing a tiny amount of empathy for someone else?! I've had enough of your disgusting Liberal views! We're repealing your Stonecutter membership.
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But this club is all I have in my life!
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Er, ah, I stand by what I said.
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You know, Mayor Quimby, we Liberals will celebrate literally anyone if they act even the slightest bit sane. Why don't you help with a Liberal Self-Help Convention?
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Okay, I suppose I can act slightly sane.
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Task: Build the Capital City Plaza Hotel Task: Make Lisa Run the Liberal Convention (3h, Capital City Plaza Hotel or Simpson House) Task: Earn Executive Orders [x250]
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I can't believe the apocalypse didn't happen! My worthless crystals failed at telling the future! I better buy new ones!
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The Earth is already irreversibly damaged, so I thought the Conservatives would be the final tipping point.
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Yes, let's keep talking about our feelings until everything is all talked out.
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Yes, let's talk it out...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Wel-Scare State Pt. 3
After completing Wel-Scare State Pt. 2:
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Hello again, Springfield! I heard there was an eagle-cry for freedom that cannot be ignored. And here I am, ready to star-spangle every man, woman, and child with my radio show.
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Birchibald T. Barlow! And I thought all this hot air was just from climate change. You're here to purge us, aren't you?
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That's exactly what I'm here for. All you Liberals have run our fair city into the ground and failed to be wiped away by the Rapture. We will fix that.
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Yes. We will finally rid ourselves of the puny little nerds.
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I never thought I'd say this, but endless talking about the world's problems won't fix things. We might need to start actually preparing ourselves.
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You folks need Doomsday preppin' materials? I've got just the solution for you.
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Task: Make Springfielders Buy Doomsday Kits [x5] (3h, Capital City Convention Center or Capital City Plaza Hotel) Task: Earn Executive Orders [x350] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Wel-Scare State Pt. 4
After completing Wel-Scare State Pt. 3:
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Is it just me, or is everyone at each other's throats lately...
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Stop being such a negative, existential NERD, you Liberal.
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Yeah! You Liberals just want to eradicate all our freedoms! I like freedoms!
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You guys are Conservative now? And since when do you know words like “existential” and “eradicate”?
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Eh, we just like to yell.
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That's right. Yell at those yellow-belly Liberals!
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Mayor Quimby! Barlow is stirring up trouble! Please help me show them reason!
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Sorry, I don't have time, I'm too busy, uh, prepping.
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Task: Make Lisa Avoid Republican Screamers (3h, Capital City Convention Center or Simpson House) Task: Earn Executive Orders [x250] On job start:
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Ahh, with Lisa handling all those Republicans, I can finally take a break! After campaigning for thirty years, it's nice to be out of the public eye for a bit.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Wel-Scare State Pt. 5
Wel-Scare State Pt. 6
STEM Vs. Them
STEM Vs. Them Pt. 1
After the user logs in on January 3rd:
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We're headed to the STEM conference! Somebody pinch me! NOT LITERALLY, BART.
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What does STEM stand for? Stupid, Terrible, and Extremely Meh?
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I'm just excited we're going to see the Visible Man!
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It's IN-visible man, Lisa. You don't know much about horror movies, do you?
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Task: Make Lisa Explain What STEM Stands For (4h, Simpson House) Task: Place Life-Sized Visible Man
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The anatomically correct, life-sized, inside-out man. Your giant heart is almost as big as your giant lungs, kidneys, and pancreas.
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Ugh, we better get out of here — looks like he ate a really big lunch.
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It doesn't matter — my heart fills with song… uh-oh. You're right. Let's get out of here!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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STEM Vs. Them Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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SCIENCE AND MATH, SCIENCE AND MATH…
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SMELL MY BURPS, AND FEEL MY WRATH! *burps*
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Bart!!!
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I'm a natural songbird — and so's my butt. *farts*
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I just want a boy to share my love of song, over a nice vegetarian lunch.
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I like veternian lunch! Dog food, cat food…
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I WANT A DREAMBOAT, NOT ONE OF THESE DUMMIES…
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MY MOM IS A SCOLD, AND MY DAD IS A RUMMY…
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Why you little...
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Task: Make Lisa Sing Nerdy Songs (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Tease Lisa (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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STEM Vs. Them Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Go ahead and tease me — you're really just teasing yourselves.
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Stop teasing yourself! Stop teasing yourself!
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Dude, we're supposed to be tormenting Lisa, not each other. Eyes on the prize!
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It's perfectly reasonable for me to want a boy who understands me!
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If by “a boy who understands you”, you mean one who understands your singing is terrible.
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Yeah, Lisa! Your singing sounds about as good as your face looks.
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That's more like it. I knew you had it in you.
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Nelson, I don't know why you're hanging out around me. We broke up, so you shouldn't be back in my life! Why tease me now?
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I secretly dig you. Plus, Mom's passed out on the stoop. Can't get in the house.
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Task: Make Lisa Not Be Understood by Others (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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STEM Vs. Them Pt. 4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Uh-oh… I feel a song coming on! Unless I ate some tainted tofu.
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I'LL NEVER SAY SORRY FOR LOVING MATH AND SCIENCE.
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AGAINST IGNORANCE, I WILL ALWAYS SHOW MY DEFIANCE!
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MOMMY WON'T LET ME TOUCH ANY APPLIANCE.
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Don't worry, Lis. I'll be there to pick you up after every failed relationship, probably 'til you're in high school, and I'm in juvie!
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Task: Make Lisa Sing (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Nelson Lie in Wait for Lisa (4h, Simpson House)
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Where's that piano music coming from? Is that a boy who knows the beauty of jazz? It's America's only true art form — and its least popular!
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System Message
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Will Lisa ever find true love? Or is she doomed to forever be a prime number? Find out on The Simpsons - Sunday 8/7C on FOX!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Prizes Gameplay
Info Bores
Info Bores Pt. 1
After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark:
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I can't believe my radio show was canceled just because I said we should nuke Tax-achusetts and dump the ashes in Holly-good-riddance, Cali-won't-mourn-ia.
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Those Politically Corr-wrecked Dumb-ocrats are so thin-skinned!
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Your unfiltered, tortured-wordplay-ridden ramblings are just what I'm looking for to start my radio production company!
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Whoa, there. I'm not about to bow down to some tea-bagging British sponsors.
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I'm talking about satellite radio -- no advertisers, no censorship!
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You mean I'd be able to say whatever I want? You won't sic the PC Police on me?
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No! I want your unfettered madness infecting our listeners. Nothing gets more subscribers than an extremist! How do you think Bob Ross got so popular?
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You have a deal.
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Task: Make Birch Barlow Prepare for Radio Show (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Info Bores Pt. 2
After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark:
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Good morning, freedom-likers. Birch Barlow, the fourth branch of government the fifty-first state, is back on the air.
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Today we are going to cover the proceedings on Bill HB-0101, a measure that would make False Flag burning illegal.
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But first, I know what you're thinking: “Birch, how is it that Spend-o-Crats keep spending”? And that's something that I'd like to know, too.
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We keep getting duped by a party who cannot align on which areas they are corrupt in spending? Call now, and let's talk.
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Task: Make Birch Barlow Take Callers (4h, Capital City Plaza Hotel) On job start:
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Hey, Birch, longtime listener, first time use-my-one-phone-call-er. My question for you is, how many times are these Fib-erals going to--
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“Fib-erals”?! What the hell does that mean? You're talking jibberish; you aren't making any sense.
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Sounds to me like maybe you're a guest at the Greybar Hotel because you're another one of those Liberal Lefties who packed his peace-pipe full of Wacky-Tobacky! Next caller!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Info Bores Pt. 3
After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark:
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Good morning again, freedom-lovers. Let's go ahead and jump right into it. The Capital City politicians are corrupt.
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I'm here on the inside, watching the way they work, like the little toy scuba diver in the fishbowl, surrounded by vicious clownfish. First caller!
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Uh, yeah, it sounds like there's a lot of colludin' going on behind our backs, under our noses, and in those hard-to-reach places I can never get to with floss.
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Is it safe to say that the Democrats have been lying to us this whole time? Did the moon landing not happen? Are they sulfur people from hell?
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*chuckles* My friend, you have a wild imagination...but you are absolutely right! We are dealing with SULFUR PEOPLE!
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Task: Make Birch Barlow Spin Conspiracy Theories (6h, Capital City Plaza Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Info Bores Pt. 4
After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark:
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Good morning, Americans. Today, I must announce to you that we are at war.
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The Dumb-ocrats are at it again. They think my show perpetuates “LIES” and incites “VIOLENCE”. Well, you know what I think? If it's American to LIE to get your point across, then call me Bend-the-Truth Franklin!
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They set their demo-dog Mayor Joe Quimby on me. He's attempting to organize a boycott. Well the only thing my listeners boycott...are FACTS!
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Task: Make Birch Barlow Spin Lies Against Quimby (4h, Capital City Plaza Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Info Bores Pt. 5
After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark:
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Whew. All this hateful rhetoric is really starting to take a toll on my health. *eats donuts* I don't think I can keep this up much longer, I'm running out of faux outrage.
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Birchy, baby! There's my little Republican-do. Your ratings are through the roof, and you have the most callers of any show I've ever produced.
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I want you to keep on spouting your Conserva-nonsense until you're red in the face. Well, REDDER in the face. How about signing a long-term contract?
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I get to keep manufacturing rage while you pay me top dollar?
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Mm-hmm.
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You've got yourself a deal. It's a pleasure doing business with you.
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Now get out of here, you job-stealing foreigner!
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Task: Make Birch Barlow Go Haywire (8h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Sweet Sin-Sation
After building Capital City Plaza Hotel:
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Oh no! The hotel where Mindy and I stayed is back! I don't know if I'll be able to resist temptation again!
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I know, Homer, it's going to be tough for us to stay apart--
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I wasn't talking about you! I meant the temptation of the hotel mini-bar: tiny liquors, king size chocolates, tiny chocolates filled with liquor...
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Er, ah, did someone say “hotel” “with” “expensive” “taste” “filled with” “temptation” and “vending machines”?
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How long were you standing there? And why do the words “vending machines” excite you?
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Trust me, you don't want to know!
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Task: Make Quimby Enjoy the Presidential Suite (1h, Capital City Plaza Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Convention's Convention
After building Capital City Convention Center:
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Ooh, the Capital City Convention Center! A Mensa convention would fill this place to 2% capacity, which is equal to the percentage of the population smart enough to join!
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I could book a medical convention to get free samples so I can stop using the same scalpel over and over...
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The Gummi convention could come back...
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I could book Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con! I've got a He-Man cosplay I've been wanting to wear!
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As a government official, I can't stop your right to express yourself by wearing a loin cloth in public as a grown man under the guise of liking an old children's cartoon.
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But I can do what the government does best: impede your grossness with endless red tape!
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Task: Make Springfielders Go Through Red Tape [x5] (4h, Capital City Convention Center) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Broken Record
After building Springfield Hall Of Records:
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YES! The Hall of Records is finally back in town.
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No more using Wikipedia, the Wiki-Dewey Decimal System, or Wiki-Shushing people online!
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Yes! As a fellow historian, I too have longed for the return of our beloved Hall of--
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SHHH!!!
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Man, I've missed that.
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Task: Make Lisa Shush People at Hall of Records (3h, Springfield Hall Of Records) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Premium Gameplay
The Lady of the Louse
The Lady of the Louse Pt. 1
After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark:
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Oh, my. Where have I arrived?
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Mother, you're back in Springfield! I'm so happy, too. I got kicked out of yet another club.
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Just like when they kicked you out of that Boy Scout troop!
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Exactly! Although, in their defense, it was two years ago, and I had just driven my car through their camping trip.
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Well don't worry, we'll take care of it once I get settled in. Freddy, be a dear and help the man bring my bags up.
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Certainly, Me-maw. Hey Frenchie, grab the bag!
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How could I say no to such a charming, little woman? Anything you need, just ring.
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You're both too kind.
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Task: Make Rose Quimby Pretend to Be a Sweet Old Lady (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Lady of the Louse Pt. 2
After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark:
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I came home to talk to you about becoming more than just the Mayor of this one-horse town.
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Wait just a minute! This town also has several mules.
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Whatever. Listen, Governor Bailey's daughter is single. We need to have her marry Freddy to secure our political union with them.
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Like when Donny married Marie?
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Something like that...
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You tell me which shot to sink, Me-maw, and I'll do it. BOOM!
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Task: Make Rose Quimby Plot Her End Game (8h, Capital City Capitol Building) If the user has Freddy Quimby: Task: Make Freddy Quimby Marry Into Politics (4h, Capital City Capitol Building)
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And do you, Freddy Quimby, take Missy Bailey to be your lawfully wedded wife?
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As far as the public knows!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Lady of the Louse Pt. 3
After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark:
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That was a lovely wedding, Freddy. Now start making children!
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Yes, ma'am!
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On to Phase Two. Martha, I need you to go seduce a particular congressman. Once you're in his bedroom, look for the safe with the secret funding for his latest bill.
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This information will remove him as an obstacle to Joe's climb up the ladder.
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You want me to be out of the house all night with another man?
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Out of the house all night? Sign her up, now!
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Task: Make Rose Quimby Plot Her End Game (8h, Capital City Capitol Building) If the user has Martha Quimby: Task: Make Mrs. Quimby Interrogate the Congressman (4h, Capital City Capitol Building) On job start:
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I don't need to stoop to Joe's level. I have a “sleeper” agent already in place! Now, extract that information for me!
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Happy to do so, Mrs. Mayor, ma'am!
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On job end:
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I got the info you need, Mother! Getting it was easy as pie -- meaning I don't bake, I have it delivered to me.
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Thank you, my dear. Now we can move onto Phase Three.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Lady of the Louse Pt. 4
The Lady of the Louse Pt. 5
15 Minutes of Shame
15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 1
After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:
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Darn, yet another apocalypse didn't come to pass. Us preppers just can't catch a break.
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I had so many plans for the post-apocalyptic hellscape: shaving my hair into a mohawk, wearing all leather, instituting a Beanie Baby-based currency...
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I should stop talking to myself before people start thinking the guy-who's-rooting-for-society-to-collapse is crazy!
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I'll just write my thoughts in my journal. Now, which Beanie Baby notebook should I use...
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Task: Make Lloyd Journal Apocalyptic Thoughts (4h, Preppers' Compound)
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Wow, I feel like I emptied my head of everything that was in there. Better go to Moe's to fill it back up with cheap booze.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 2
After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:
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Look at all these pages! Writing's sorta like prepping for the apocalypse, but instead of gathering canned beans and ammo, you just gather your thoughts...most of which are about ammo.
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Have you ever thought about getting a publisher and making this into a book?
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Of course I have! Half the reason I got into prepping was to make my way into the literati!
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Oh, so you don't need our advice?
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Only thing I need is to decide which publishing house I'm gonna go with: Simon & Shooter, Random Bunker, Doubledoomsday, HarperShut-ins...
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Task: Make Lloyd Choose a Publisher (4h, Preppers' Compound)
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Boy, these prepper publishers sure know how to moonshine and dine a fella!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 3
After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:
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Well, which publisher did ya go with? Lemme guess: you decided to self-publish.
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No way! I'll risk being self-sufficient when society falls, but I need professionals to get this book into as many stores as possible.
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I went with Oxford University Press. Those cutthroat psychos will get this book on more shelves than a prepper's jars during pickling season.
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So, what's next? You work with an editor to get your book in perfect shape?
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Nah, they got people to do that for me. I have to work on something far more important: my photo for the book cover!
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Task: Make Lloyd Have a Photo Shoot for the Book (6h, Preppers' Compound) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 4
After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:
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I really wanted my true self to show, so I went with this photo of me looking pensive riding a motorcycle while smoking a pipe and writing with a quill pen.
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Ah, the understated look. Wearing two monocles was a nice touch, too.
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There he is, the author of “Thus Prepped Zarathustra”!
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Lloyd! Lloyd! Sign my book!
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This book is brilliant! Where do you get your ideas?!
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Same place I get everything else: from inside my windowless bunker!
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Task: Make Lloyd Meet With Fans (4h, Preppers' Compound) Task: Make Springfielders Get Books Autographed [x5] (4h, Preppers' Compound) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 5
After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark:
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*sigh*
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What's the matter, Lloyd? Weren't PREPARED for the downside of fame?
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“Downside”?! Fame's great! Money, adulation, all the canned beans I could eat!
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But I made the classic prepper mistake: I confused my own thoughts with the plotline of Kevin Costner's post-apocalyptic masterpiece “The Postman”.
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My book has been recalled for copyright infringement and I'm being sued by Warner Bros. Their lawyers are more vicious than any band of blood-thirsty, nomadic marauders.
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They even took my monocles. Suddenly, the end of the world doesn't seem so bad. Guess I'll get back to preparing for it...
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Task: Make Lloyd Prepare for the End (8h, Preppers' Compound) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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It'll Take an Act of Congress
After building U.S. Capitol Building:
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The U.S. Capitol Building?! How is this in Springfield?
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Is it any less weird than me being here?
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I guess not. But -- no offense -- you're dead. The real Capitol is still being used.
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I needed to practice inside it before I move onto the big leagues, so I had Professor Frink create an exact replica.
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Pff, “replica”?! This is a real-time transporter! Just hit the button, and you're in a real Congressional session, with the yea-ing, and the nay-ing, and the filibustering...
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...where the congress-people go on and on and won't stop it with the talking...
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...and the unnecessary addition of all the extra words...
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...to make their lengthy monologues last even longer in order to obstruct the progress of the legislative assembly--
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Frink, you annoying genius; you've given me an idea!
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Task: Make Lisa Transport to the Real Capitol (4h, U.S. Capitol Building) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Filibuster an Anti-Environment Bill (4h, U.S. Capitol Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Tunnel Vision
After placing Stonecutter's Tunnel (Entry):
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And that concludes the construction on our secret Stonecutter tunnel!
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A tunnel that takes me away from traffic? Just thinking about it is giving me goosebumps!
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Yes, it is quite impress--
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Wait, those aren't goosebumps, that's a horrible rash! Have you been eating the leftover insulation from the super-secret construction site?!
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I thought it was super-secret cotton candy!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Scat Brat
Scat Brat Pt. 1
After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark:
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Ah, Springfield. Prepare to be amazed by me, the savior of jazz.
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This is a boy who sounds incredible and looks dreamy. How could he be any more perfect?
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Pfft. You only like him because he's talented, brilliant, and has the hair of an angel.
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Don't forget his intoxicating English accent. He's unequivocally perfect!
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Task: Make Brendan Dazzle With His Perfectness (4h, STEM Conference Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Scat Brat Pt. 2
After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark:
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Lisa, I wrote this song, kinda for you. But mostly for me. Because even I can't GET enough of my incredible jazz.
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Back off, you one-hit blunder. Lisa will never get with you. You're just a parody of that guy from the movie!
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Yeah, but that “guy” is one of Hollywood's leading superhunks.
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Haw-haw! But you don't have his voice!
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Yeah, I have the voice of one of the biggest pop stars around.
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You're right — you're a double threat!
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Now I think you know what you're up against.
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Task: Make Brendan Play Difficult Jazz on Piano (4h, STEM Conference Hotel) Task: Make Brendan Contemplate His Existence (4h, STEM Conference Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Scat Brat Pt. 3
After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark:
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MY BREAKIN' HEART…
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Haw-haw! That's a discordant arrangement!
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I CAN TAKE THE ‘B-' TRAIN…
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That's an obvious parody!
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KEEPS LISA ON MY MIND…
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Oh no, THAT'S musically effective...and ever-so-lovely.
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Task: Make Brendan Get Everyone to Love Him (4h, STEM Conference Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Scat Brat Pt. 4
After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark:
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It comes to me in my dreams. I see a life where I go to a school for cute-but-sensitive prodigies. Where I meet my family and friends at the park.
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My first piano lesson begins, and the sounds of jazz intoxicate my eardrums. I'm hooked, and my talent takes me to irritating competitions and gets me ridiculous scholarships.
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And there is Lisa, by my side. Playing traditional jazz alongside me. She supports me all the way, and doesn't bother me with any pesky dreams of her own.
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Task: Make Brendan Muse Pretentiously (4h, STEM Conference Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Scat Brat Pt. 5
After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark:
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Oh, the life I could have had, if only I weren't just a little too good for you!
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You're talented, Brendan, but you'll never love anyone more than yourself.
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Haw-haw! Lisa just identified your character flaw!
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Get with the times, jazzwad. Lisa needs someone who puts her first. She's my top priority... after bullying nerds and teasing lamewads.
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Actually, I need to put MYSELF first. And wait for someone who's better than both of you.
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Haw—huh?
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You're sweet beneath the haw-haw, Nelson. But I need someone who'll treasure my heart, not bully it.
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Task: Make Brendan and Nelson Be Amazed Lisa Rejected Them (4h, STEM Conference Hotel, Nelson) Task: Make Lisa Prepare for STEM Conference (4h, STEM Conference Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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