The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Buck Stops Here and "Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in content update/Gameplay

Gameplay

Wel-Scare State

Wel-Scare State Intro

After the user logs in on January 3rd: 3...2...1...Happy New-- Wait, we're still here?! Wasn't there, ah, supposed to be a New Year's "afterparty in the sky"? More like an after-LIFE! The apocalypse was supposed to happen, and only godless Liberals were supposed to be left on this planet! No, the world was supposed to end because of greedy Conservatives! Sounds like no one's happy. Especially me, who doesn't know what a Liberal or Conservative is. Task: Make Conservatives Complain [x5] (6s, Town Hall) Characters: Blue Haired Lawyer, Sideshow Bob, Mr. Burns, Count Dracula, Chalmers, Dr. Hibbert, Cookie Kwan, Helen Lovejoy, Lurleen, Lindsey Naegle, The Rich Texan, Ned, Homer, Wolfcastle Task: Make Liberals Complain [x5] (6s, Town Hall) Characters: Patty, Selma, Marge, Carl, Lenny, Lisa, Martin, Julio, Bumblebee Man, Comic Book Guy, Smithers, Grady, Apu, Professor Frink, Quimby, Mrs. Quimby This non-pocalypse is very upsetting. Or should I say apocal-not. No, the first one's better. Anyway, we promised our followers an end of the world. I'm calling an emergency meeting! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Wel-Scare State Pt. 1

After completing Wel-Scare State Intro: The Stonecutters are holding an event at the convention center called "Conserva-clypse Con". Why does everything have to have a crazy name? That other sign they hung up is pretty straightforward: "No Homers". Wait, so the Stonecutters are part of the Conservative right?! Duh, Lisa. How many Liberal meetings involve robes and spanking one's subordinates? Besides Hollywood casting sessions, that is. *chuckles* That joke works even REGARDLESS of recent events. But enough zinging — we've got an apocalypse to prep for! Task: Make Lisa Shame the Stonecutters (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Springfielders Prep for Conserva-clypse [x5] (3h, Town Hall) Task: Earn Executive Orders [x150] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Wel-Scare State Pt. 2

After completing Wel-Scare State Pt. 1: Wow, Conservative preppers work fast! The Liberals don't stand a chance. Now, ah, hold on a minute there. I'm fine with destroying the world for profit, but not just to wipe out an opposing party! Showing a tiny amount of empathy for someone else?! I've had enough of your disgusting Liberal views! We're repealing your Stonecutter membership. But this club is all I have in my life! ... Er, ah, I stand by what I said. You know, Mayor Quimby, we Liberals will celebrate literally anyone if they act even the slightest bit sane. Why don't you help with a Liberal Self-Help Convention? Okay, I suppose I can act slightly sane. Task: Build the Capital City Plaza Hotel Task: Make Lisa Run the Liberal Convention (3h, Capital City Plaza Hotel or Simpson House) Task: Earn Executive Orders [x250] I can't believe the apocalypse didn't happen! My worthless crystals failed at telling the future! I better buy new ones! The Earth is already irreversibly damaged, so I thought the Conservatives would be the final tipping point. Yes, let's keep talking about our feelings until everything is all talked out. Yes, let's talk it out... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Wel-Scare State Pt. 3

After completing Wel-Scare State Pt. 2: Hello again, Springfield! I heard there was an eagle-cry for freedom that cannot be ignored. And here I am, ready to star-spangle every man, woman, and child with my radio show. Birchibald T. Barlow! And I thought all this hot air was just from climate change. You're here to purge us, aren't you? That's exactly what I'm here for. All you Liberals have run our fair city into the ground and failed to be wiped away by the Rapture. We will fix that. Yes. We will finally rid ourselves of the puny little nerds. I never thought I'd say this, but endless talking about the world's problems won't fix things. We might need to start actually preparing ourselves. You folks need Doomsday preppin' materials? I've got just the solution for you. Task: Make Springfielders Buy Doomsday Kits [x5] (3h, Capital City Convention Center or Capital City Plaza Hotel) Task: Earn Executive Orders [x350] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Wel-Scare State Pt. 4

After completing Wel-Scare State Pt. 3: Is it just me, or is everyone at each other's throats lately... Stop being such a negative, existential NERD, you Liberal. Yeah! You Liberals just want to eradicate all our freedoms! I like freedoms! You guys are Conservative now? And since when do you know words like "existential" and "eradicate"? Eh, we just like to yell. That's right. Yell at those yellow-belly Liberals! Mayor Quimby! Barlow is stirring up trouble! Please help me show them reason! Sorry, I don't have time, I'm too busy, uh, prepping. Task: Make Lisa Avoid Republican Screamers (3h, Capital City Convention Center or Simpson House) Task: Earn Executive Orders [x250] On job start: Ahh, with Lisa handling all those Republicans, I can finally take a break! After campaigning for thirty years, it's nice to be out of the public eye for a bit. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Wel-Scare State Pt. 5

After completing Wel-Scare State Pt. 4: Something odd is going on here... everyone is riled up for the apocalypse, yet they seem excited. It's almost like people are rooting for it to prove themselves right. They're cutting off their nose to spite their face. That's a great idea! Cutting off my nose would really show those Conservative jerks what jerks they are! I just meant let's not go down without a fight! OW! MY NOSE! Task: Make Lisa Lead Arguments (3h, Capital City Convention Center or Simpson House) Task: Make Springfielders Fight During Final Countdown [x5] (3h, Capital City Convention Center or Town Hall) Task: Earn Executive Orders [x450] On job start: BREAKING NEWS! Both Conservatives and Liberals have ended their conventions to go prepare for the apocalypse. The Doomsday Countdown Clock has been set for eight hours. We'll return after this eight-hour New York City Marathon marathon. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Wel-Scare State Pt. 6

After completing Wel-Scare State Pt. 5: And that is it, folks. It has been over eight hours and the Doomsday Countdown Clock reached its end. It looks like the apocalypse isn't happening for either side of the aisle. I'm disappointed the Conservatives didn't cause an apocalypse. It's almost as if nothing they do is that big a deal. So depressing... I am disappointed that we could not deliver the end times as promised. This is what you get for wanting the apocalypse to happen intentionally, when you should do it out of neglect! But it is the Republican way! It's also the Republican way to make money off human misery. Profits speak louder than raptures! I knew it! You two were working together to stir up controversy and keep people distracted from the real issues! This is the only cross-party thing we can agree on. Cheers for maintaining status quo! Task: Build Springfield Hall of Records Task: Make Quimby Document Failed Doomsdays (3h, Springfield Hall of Records or Town Hall) Have you disposed of all the relevant evidence? There is nothing left that this town would be able to find. As long as this town still chooses chaos, we'll continue to have a place – and profits – here. Quest reward: 200 and 20

STEM Vs. Them

STEM Vs. Them Pt. 1

After the user logs in on January 3rd: We're headed to the STEM conference! Somebody pinch me! NOT LITERALLY, BART. What does STEM stand for? Stupid, Terrible, and Extremely Meh? I'm just excited we're going to see the Visible Man! It's IN-visible man, Lisa. You don't know much about horror movies, do you? Task: Make Lisa Explain What STEM Stands For (4h, Simpson House) Task: Place Life-Sized Visible Man The anatomically correct, life-sized, inside-out man. Your giant heart is almost as big as your giant lungs, kidneys, and pancreas. Ugh, we better get out of here — looks like he ate a really big lunch. It doesn't matter — my heart fills with song... uh-oh. You're right. Let's get out of here! Quest reward: 100 and 10

STEM Vs. Them Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: SCIENCE AND MATH, SCIENCE AND MATH... SMELL MY BURPS, AND FEEL MY WRATH! *burps* Bart!!! I'm a natural songbird — and so's my butt. *farts* I just want a boy to share my love of song, over a nice vegetarian lunch. I like veternian lunch! Dog food, cat food... I WANT A DREAMBOAT, NOT ONE OF THESE DUMMIES... MY MOM IS A SCOLD, AND MY DAD IS A RUMMY... Why you little... Task: Make Lisa Sing Nerdy Songs (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Tease Lisa (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

STEM Vs. Them Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Go ahead and tease me — you're really just teasing yourselves. Stop teasing yourself! Stop teasing yourself! Dude, we're supposed to be tormenting Lisa, not each other. Eyes on the prize! It's perfectly reasonable for me to want a boy who understands me! If by "a boy who understands you", you mean one who understands your singing is terrible. Yeah, Lisa! Your singing sounds about as good as your face looks. That's more like it. I knew you had it in you. Nelson, I don't know why you're hanging out around me. We broke up, so you shouldn't be back in my life! Why tease me now? I secretly dig you. Plus, Mom's passed out on the stoop. Can't get in the house. Task: Make Lisa Not Be Understood by Others (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

STEM Vs. Them Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Uh-oh... I feel a song coming on! Unless I ate some tainted tofu. I'LL NEVER SAY SORRY FOR LOVING MATH AND SCIENCE. AGAINST IGNORANCE, I WILL ALWAYS SHOW MY DEFIANCE! MOMMY WON'T LET ME TOUCH ANY APPLIANCE. Don't worry, Lis. I'll be there to pick you up after every failed relationship, probably 'til you're in high school, and I'm in juvie! Task: Make Lisa Sing (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Nelson Lie in Wait for Lisa (4h, Simpson House) Where's that piano music coming from? Is that a boy who knows the beauty of jazz? It's America's only true art form — and its least popular! System Message Will Lisa ever find true love? Or is she doomed to forever be a prime number? Find out on The Simpsons - Sunday 8/7C on FOX! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Prizes gameplay

Info Bores

Info Bores Pt. 1

After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark: I can't believe my radio show was canceled just because I said we should nuke Tax-achusetts and dump the ashes in Holly-good-riddance, Cali-won't-mourn-ia. Those Politically Corr-wrecked Dumb-ocrats are so thin-skinned! Your unfiltered, tortured-wordplay-ridden ramblings are just what I'm looking for to start my radio production company! Whoa, there. I'm not about to bow down to some tea-bagging British sponsors. I'm talking about satellite radio -- no advertisers, no censorship! You mean I'd be able to say whatever I want? You won't sic the PC Police on me? No! I want your unfettered madness infecting our listeners. Nothing gets more subscribers than an extremist! How do you think Bob Ross got so popular? You have a deal. Task: Make Birch Barlow Prepare for Radio Show (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Info Bores Pt. 2

After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark: Good morning, freedom-likers. Birch Barlow, the fourth branch of government the fifty-first state, is back on the air. Today we are going to cover the proceedings on Bill HB-0101, a measure that would make False Flag burning illegal. But first, I know what you're thinking: "Birch, how is it that Spend-o-Crats keep spending"? And that's something that I'd like to know, too. We keep getting duped by a party who cannot align on which areas they are corrupt in spending? Call now, and let's talk. Task: Make Birch Barlow Take Callers (4h, Capital City Plaza Hotel) On job start: Hey, Birch, longtime listener, first time use-my-one-phone-call-er. My question for you is, how many times are these Fib-erals going to-- "Fib-erals"?! What the hell does that mean? You're talking jibberish; you aren't making any sense. Sounds to me like maybe you're a guest at the Greybar Hotel because you're another one of those Liberal Lefties who packed his peace-pipe full of Wacky-Tobacky! Next caller! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Info Bores Pt. 3

After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark: Good morning again, freedom-lovers. Let's go ahead and jump right into it. The Capital City politicians are corrupt. I'm here on the inside, watching the way they work, like the little toy scuba diver in the fishbowl, surrounded by vicious clownfish. First caller! Uh, yeah, it sounds like there's a lot of colludin' going on behind our backs, under our noses, and in those hard-to-reach places I can never get to with floss. Is it safe to say that the Democrats have been lying to us this whole time? Did the moon landing not happen? Are they sulfur people from hell? *chuckles* My friend, you have a wild imagination...but you are absolutely right! We are dealing with SULFUR PEOPLE! Task: Make Birch Barlow Spin Conspiracy Theories (6h, Capital City Plaza Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Info Bores Pt. 4

After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark: Good morning, Americans. Today, I must announce to you that we are at war. The Dumb-ocrats are at it again. They think my show perpetuates "LIES" and incites "VIOLENCE". Well, you know what I think? If it's American to LIE to get your point across, then call me Bend-the-Truth Franklin! They set their demo-dog Mayor Joe Quimby on me. He's attempting to organize a boycott. Well the only thing my listeners boycott...are FACTS! Task: Make Birch Barlow Spin Lies Against Quimby (4h, Capital City Plaza Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Info Bores Pt. 5

After tapping on Birch Barlow's exclamation mark: Whew. All this hateful rhetoric is really starting to take a toll on my health. *eats donuts* I don't think I can keep this up much longer, I'm running out of faux outrage. Birchy, baby! There's my little Republican-do. Your ratings are through the roof, and you have the most callers of any show I've ever produced. I want you to keep on spouting your Conserva-nonsense until you're red in the face. Well, REDDER in the face. How about signing a long-term contract? I get to keep manufacturing rage while you pay me top dollar? Mm-hmm. You've got yourself a deal. It's a pleasure doing business with you. Now get out of here, you job-stealing foreigner! Task: Make Birch Barlow Go Haywire (8h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Sweet Sin-Sation

After building Capital City Plaza Hotel: Oh no! The hotel where Mindy and I stayed is back! I don't know if I'll be able to resist temptation again! I know, Homer, it's going to be tough for us to stay apart-- I wasn't talking about you! I meant the temptation of the hotel mini-bar: tiny liquors, king size chocolates, tiny chocolates filled with liquor... Er, ah, did someone say "hotel" "with" "expensive" "taste" "filled with" "temptation" and "vending machines"? How long were you standing there? And why do the words "vending machines" excite you? Trust me, you don't want to know! Task: Make Quimby Enjoy the Presidential Suite (1h, Capital City Plaza Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Convention's Convention

After building Capital City Convention Center: Ooh, the Capital City Convention Center! A Mensa convention would fill this place to 2% capacity, which is equal to the percentage of the population smart enough to join! I could book a medical convention to get free samples so I can stop using the same scalpel over and over... The Gummi convention could come back... I could book Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con! I've got a He-Man cosplay I've been wanting to wear! ... ... ... As a government official, I can't stop your right to express yourself by wearing a loin cloth in public as a grown man under the guise of liking an old children's cartoon. But I can do what the government does best: impede your grossness with endless red tape! Task: Make Springfielders Go Through Red Tape [x5] (4h, Capital City Convention Center) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Broken Record

After building Springfield Hall Of Records: YES! The Hall of Records is finally back in town. No more using Wikipedia, the Wiki-Dewey Decimal System, or Wiki-Shushing people online! Yes! As a fellow historian, I too have longed for the return of our beloved Hall of-- SHHH!!! Man, I've missed that. Task: Make Lisa Shush People at Hall of Records (3h, Springfield Hall Of Records) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Premium gameplay

The Lady of the Louse

The Lady of the Louse Pt. 1

After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark: Oh, my. Where have I arrived? Mother, you're back in Springfield! I'm so happy, too. I got kicked out of yet another club. Just like when they kicked you out of that Boy Scout troop! Exactly! Although, in their defense, it was two years ago, and I had just driven my car through their camping trip. Well don't worry, we'll take care of it once I get settled in. Freddy, be a dear and help the man bring my bags up. Certainly, Me-maw. Hey Frenchie, grab the bag! How could I say no to such a charming, little woman? Anything you need, just ring. You're both too kind. Task: Make Rose Quimby Pretend to Be a Sweet Old Lady (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Lady of the Louse Pt. 2

After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark: I came home to talk to you about becoming more than just the Mayor of this one-horse town. Wait just a minute! This town also has several mules. Whatever. Listen, Governor Bailey's daughter is single. We need to have her marry Freddy to secure our political union with them. Like when Donny married Marie? Something like that... You tell me which shot to sink, Me-maw, and I'll do it. BOOM! Task: Make Rose Quimby Plot Her End Game (8h, Capital City Capitol Building) If the user has Freddy Quimby: Task: Make Freddy Quimby Marry Into Politics (4h, Capital City Capitol Building) And do you, Freddy Quimby, take Missy Bailey to be your lawfully wedded wife? As far as the public knows! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Lady of the Louse Pt. 3

After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark: That was a lovely wedding, Freddy. Now start making children! Yes, ma'am! On to Phase Two. Martha, I need you to go seduce a particular congressman. Once you're in his bedroom, look for the safe with the secret funding for his latest bill. This information will remove him as an obstacle to Joe's climb up the ladder. You want me to be out of the house all night with another man? Out of the house all night? Sign her up, now! Task: Make Rose Quimby Plot Her End Game (8h, Capital City Capitol Building) If the user has Martha Quimby: Task: Make Mrs. Quimby Interrogate the Congressman (4h, Capital City Capitol Building) On job start: I don't need to stoop to Joe's level. I have a "sleeper" agent already in place! Now, extract that information for me! Happy to do so, Mrs. Mayor, ma'am! On job end: I got the info you need, Mother! Getting it was easy as pie -- meaning I don't bake, I have it delivered to me. Thank you, my dear. Now we can move onto Phase Three. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Lady of the Louse Pt. 4

After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark: This just in: Congressman Waters has been flooded out of office! A whistle-blower alerted the authorities to his secret funding. And now the offers start rolling in. Mother, I just got off the phone with the Democratic Party chair. She wants me to be the interim Congressperson! If I'm good, I might get to run for the seat! Can I, Ma?! Can I?! That is exactly what I designed to have happen. You need to go to Capital City, Joseph, and solidify our family's position. Right away, Mother! I will make you proud. Don't worry about making me proud. Worry about not making a fool of yourself in the capitol. Task: Make Rose Quimby Secretly Take the Capitol (12h, Capital City Capitol Building) Task: Make Quimby Fulfill Congressman Duties (12h, Capital City Capitol Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Lady of the Louse Pt. 5

After tapping on Rose Quimby's exclamation mark: So, Mrs. Quimby, now that your family has state Congressional power, what do you intend to do next? Take a vacation! I need to go somewhere sunny for myself. No plans for the future? If my son, Joseph, wishes to go to the U.S. Congress, I will support him. Some of your critics accuse you of manipulating the Quimby family. How do you respond? Me? I'm just their mother and grandmother. I don't understand the politics of clever men. Although I seem to be outliving them all. Task: Make Rose Quimby Pretend to Be a Sweet Old Lady (12h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

15 Minutes of Shame

15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 1

After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark: Darn, yet another apocalypse didn't come to pass. Us preppers just can't catch a break. I had so many plans for the post-apocalyptic hellscape: shaving my hair into a mohawk, wearing all leather, instituting a Beanie Baby-based currency... I should stop talking to myself before people start thinking the guy-who's-rooting-for-society-to-collapse is crazy! I'll just write my thoughts in my journal. Now, which Beanie Baby notebook should I use... Task: Make Lloyd Journal Apocalyptic Thoughts (4h, Preppers' Compound) Wow, I feel like I emptied my head of everything that was in there. Better go to Moe's to fill it back up with cheap booze. Quest reward: 100 and 10

15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 2

After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark: Look at all these pages! Writing's sorta like prepping for the apocalypse, but instead of gathering canned beans and ammo, you just gather your thoughts...most of which are about ammo. Have you ever thought about getting a publisher and making this into a book? Of course I have! Half the reason I got into prepping was to make my way into the literati! Oh, so you don't need our advice? Only thing I need is to decide which publishing house I'm gonna go with: Simon & Shooter, Random Bunker, Doubledoomsday, HarperShut-ins... Task: Make Lloyd Choose a Publisher (4h, Preppers' Compound) Boy, these prepper publishers sure know how to moonshine and dine a fella! Quest reward: 100 and 10

15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 3

After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark: Well, which publisher did ya go with? Lemme guess: you decided to self-publish. No way! I'll risk being self-sufficient when society falls, but I need professionals to get this book into as many stores as possible. I went with Oxford University Press. Those cutthroat psychos will get this book on more shelves than a prepper's jars during pickling season. So, what's next? You work with an editor to get your book in perfect shape? Nah, they got people to do that for me. I have to work on something far more important: my photo for the book cover! Task: Make Lloyd Have a Photo Shoot for the Book (6h, Preppers' Compound) Quest reward: 100 and 10

15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 4

After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark: I really wanted my true self to show, so I went with this photo of me looking pensive riding a motorcycle while smoking a pipe and writing with a quill pen. Ah, the understated look. Wearing two monocles was a nice touch, too. There he is, the author of "Thus Prepped Zarathustra"! Lloyd! Lloyd! Sign my book! This book is brilliant! Where do you get your ideas?! Same place I get everything else: from inside my windowless bunker! Task: Make Lloyd Meet With Fans (4h, Preppers' Compound) Task: Make Springfielders Get Books Autographed [x5] (4h, Preppers' Compound) Quest reward: 100 and 10

15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 5

After tapping on Lloyd's exclamation mark: *sigh* What's the matter, Lloyd? Weren't PREPARED for the downside of fame? "Downside"?! Fame's great! Money, adulation, all the canned beans I could eat! But I made the classic prepper mistake: I confused my own thoughts with the plotline of Kevin Costner's post-apocalyptic masterpiece "The Postman". My book has been recalled for copyright infringement and I'm being sued by Warner Bros. Their lawyers are more vicious than any band of blood-thirsty, nomadic marauders. They even took my monocles. Suddenly, the end of the world doesn't seem so bad. Guess I'll get back to preparing for it... Task: Make Lloyd Prepare for the End (8h, Preppers' Compound) Quest reward: 200 and 20

It'll Take an Act of Congress

After building U.S. Capitol Building: The U.S. Capitol Building?! How is this in Springfield? Is it any less weird than me being here? I guess not. But -- no offense -- you're dead. The real Capitol is still being used. I needed to practice inside it before I move onto the big leagues, so I had Professor Frink create an exact replica. Pff, "replica"?! This is a real-time transporter! Just hit the button, and you're in a real Congressional session, with the yea-ing, and the nay-ing, and the filibustering... ...where the congress-people go on and on and won't stop it with the talking... ...and the unnecessary addition of all the extra words... ...to make their lengthy monologues last even longer in order to obstruct the progress of the legislative assembly-- Frink, you annoying genius; you've given me an idea! Task: Make Lisa Transport to the Real Capitol (4h, U.S. Capitol Building) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Filibuster an Anti-Environment Bill (4h, U.S. Capitol Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Tunnel Vision

After placing Stonecutter's Tunnel (Entry): And that concludes the construction on our secret Stonecutter tunnel! A tunnel that takes me away from traffic? Just thinking about it is giving me goosebumps! Yes, it is quite impress-- Wait, those aren't goosebumps, that's a horrible rash! Have you been eating the leftover insulation from the super-secret construction site?! I thought it was super-secret cotton candy! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Scat Brat

Scat Brat Pt. 1

After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark: Ah, Springfield. Prepare to be amazed by me, the savior of jazz. This is a boy who sounds incredible and looks dreamy. How could he be any more perfect? Pfft. You only like him because he's talented, brilliant, and has the hair of an angel. Don't forget his intoxicating English accent. He's unequivocally perfect! Task: Make Brendan Dazzle With His Perfectness (4h, STEM Conference Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Scat Brat Pt. 2

After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark: Lisa, I wrote this song, kinda for you. But mostly for me. Because even I can't GET enough of my incredible jazz. Back off, you one-hit blunder. Lisa will never get with you. You're just a parody of that guy from the movie! Yeah, but that "guy" is one of Hollywood's leading superhunks. Haw-haw! But you don't have his voice! Yeah, I have the voice of one of the biggest pop stars around. You're right — you're a double threat! Now I think you know what you're up against. Task: Make Brendan Play Difficult Jazz on Piano (4h, STEM Conference Hotel) Task: Make Brendan Contemplate His Existence (4h, STEM Conference Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Scat Brat Pt. 3

After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark: MY BREAKIN' HEART... Haw-haw! That's a discordant arrangement! I CAN TAKE THE 'B-' TRAIN... That's an obvious parody! KEEPS LISA ON MY MIND... Oh no, THAT'S musically effective...and ever-so-lovely. Task: Make Brendan Get Everyone to Love Him (4h, STEM Conference Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Scat Brat Pt. 4

After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark: It comes to me in my dreams. I see a life where I go to a school for cute-but-sensitive prodigies. Where I meet my family and friends at the park. My first piano lesson begins, and the sounds of jazz intoxicate my eardrums. I'm hooked, and my talent takes me to irritating competitions and gets me ridiculous scholarships. And there is Lisa, by my side. Playing traditional jazz alongside me. She supports me all the way, and doesn't bother me with any pesky dreams of her own. Task: Make Brendan Muse Pretentiously (4h, STEM Conference Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Scat Brat Pt. 5

After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark: Oh, the life I could have had, if only I weren't just a little too good for you! You're talented, Brendan, but you'll never love anyone more than yourself. Haw-haw! Lisa just identified your character flaw! Get with the times, jazzwad. Lisa needs someone who puts her first. She's my top priority... after bullying nerds and teasing lamewads. Actually, I need to put MYSELF first. And wait for someone who's better than both of you. Haw—huh? You're sweet beneath the haw-haw, Nelson. But I need someone who'll treasure my heart, not bully it. Task: Make Brendan and Nelson Be Amazed Lisa Rejected Them (4h, STEM Conference Hotel, Nelson) Task: Make Lisa Prepare for STEM Conference (4h, STEM Conference Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10