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[[File:Rich texan.jpg|thumb|left|The Rich Texan]] | [[File:Rich texan.jpg|thumb|left|The Rich Texan]] | ||
| − | Although he speaks and acts like a Texan, the "Rich Texan" is actually from Connecticut.<ref>[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]</ref> [[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]] once called him "Shady Bird Johnson" <ref>[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]</ref> | + | Although he speaks and acts like a Texan, the "Rich Texan" is actually from Connecticut.<ref>[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]</ref> [[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]] once called him "Shady Bird Johnson".<ref>[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]</ref> |
| − | He is an active member of the [[Springfield Republican Party]] and speaks with a heavy Texas drawl. In Season 5's "[[$pringfield]]" (the Rich Texan's debut), Homer addresses the Rich Texan as "Senator", although this was never mentioned again <ref>[[$pringfield]]</ref> | + | He is an active member of the [[Springfield Republican Party]] and speaks with a heavy Texas drawl. In Season 5's "[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]" (the Rich Texan's debut), Homer addresses the Rich Texan as "Senator", although this was never mentioned again.<ref>[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]</ref> He once owned a logging company and once attempted to cut down [[Springfield]]'s tallest Redwood tree, until his company was destroyed by the gigantic tree after it slid down a hill.<ref>[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]</ref> One of Richard's fondest dreams is to build the world's first drive-through humidor.<ref>[[The Simpsons Beyond Forever]]</ref> |
| − | Richard always carried two revolvers, and he had a common habit of pulling them out and firing them into the air while yelling, "Yee-haw!" whenever he is happy or excited. He has been to jail at least once when one of his stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger and the police made him switch to blanks, but he noted that "They just don't feel the same" <ref>[[$pringfield]]</ref> | + | Richard always carried two revolvers, and he had a common habit of pulling them out and firing them into the air while yelling, "Yee-haw!" whenever he is happy or excited. He has been to jail at least once when one of his stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger and the police made him switch to blanks, but he noted that "They just don't feel the same".<ref>[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]</ref> He once held Homer and Moe at gunpoint, while forcing them to walk along with him after being tricked by the two. He once went over the top and lost his mind after doing something generous for Ned.<ref>[[Pray Anything]]</ref> |
| − | Richard revealed that he suffers from pogonophobia (the fear of beards and mustaches), the excuse he gives Homer for parking in a handicap spot; he then promptly shoots at least one man dressed as Santa Claus <ref>[[Midnight Towboy]]</ref> | + | Richard revealed that he suffers from pogonophobia (the fear of beards and mustaches), the excuse he gives Homer for parking in a handicap spot; he then promptly shoots at least one man dressed as Santa Claus.<ref>[[Midnight Towboy]]</ref> He is also obsessive-compulsive and counts 1-2-3-4 before firing his pistols.<ref>[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]</ref> |
| − | Richard stated that he enjoys moonlight walks on the beach. <ref>[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]</ref> | + | Richard stated that he enjoys moonlight walks on the beach.<ref>[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]</ref> |
| − | Richard's license plate reads "NO SHAME" <ref>[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]</ref> | + | Richard's license plate reads "NO SHAME".<ref>[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]</ref> |
===Family=== | ===Family=== | ||
| − | The Rich Texan has a gay grandson <ref>[[Million Dollar Abie]]</ref> and a daughter named [[Paris Texan]] (who looks and acts like Paris Hilton, and whose name is a play on Paris, Texas) <ref>[[Homerazzi]]</ref> | + | The Rich Texan has a gay grandson <ref>[[Million Dollar Abie]]</ref> and a daughter named [[Paris Texan]] (who looks and acts like Paris Hilton, and whose name is a play on Paris, Texas).<ref>[[Homerazzi]]</ref> |
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
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*{{Ep|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds}} | *{{Ep|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds}} | ||
*{{Ep|Bart Carny}} | *{{Ep|Bart Carny}} | ||
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Character Information
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The Rich Texan or Senator Shady Bird Johnson is a rich, selfish, callous, but gregarious, business owner from Springfield. He wears a tan suit with a bolo tie and a white cowboy hat (which he wore on the day Kennedy was shot), and is in his 70s.
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History
Although he speaks and acts like a Texan, the "Rich Texan" is actually from Connecticut.[1] Mr. Burns once called him "Shady Bird Johnson".[2]
He is an active member of the Springfield Republican Party and speaks with a heavy Texas drawl. In Season 5's "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" (the Rich Texan's debut), Homer addresses the Rich Texan as "Senator", although this was never mentioned again.[3] He once owned a logging company and once attempted to cut down Springfield's tallest Redwood tree, until his company was destroyed by the gigantic tree after it slid down a hill.[4] One of Richard's fondest dreams is to build the world's first drive-through humidor.[5]
Richard always carried two revolvers, and he had a common habit of pulling them out and firing them into the air while yelling, "Yee-haw!" whenever he is happy or excited. He has been to jail at least once when one of his stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger and the police made him switch to blanks, but he noted that "They just don't feel the same".[6] He once held Homer and Moe at gunpoint, while forcing them to walk along with him after being tricked by the two. He once went over the top and lost his mind after doing something generous for Ned.[7]
Richard revealed that he suffers from pogonophobia (the fear of beards and mustaches), the excuse he gives Homer for parking in a handicap spot; he then promptly shoots at least one man dressed as Santa Claus.[8] He is also obsessive-compulsive and counts 1-2-3-4 before firing his pistols.[9]
Richard stated that he enjoys moonlight walks on the beach.[10]
Richard's license plate reads "NO SHAME".[11]
Family
The Rich Texan has a gay grandson [12] and a daughter named Paris Texan (who looks and acts like Paris Hilton, and whose name is a play on Paris, Texas).[13]
Appearances
References
- ↑ Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times
- ↑ The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
- ↑ $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
- ↑ Lisa the Tree Hugger
- ↑ The Simpsons Beyond Forever
- ↑ $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
- ↑ Pray Anything
- ↑ Midnight Towboy
- ↑ The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
- ↑ Marge's Son Poisoning
- ↑ The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
- ↑ Million Dollar Abie
- ↑ Homerazzi
