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| − | '''Barchie''' is a | + | '''Barchie''' is a teenager in a dream by [[Comic Book Guy]]. |
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| − | Barchie and [[Jughouse]] | + | His name was created by his dad, who burped when telling the nurse what they should write on his birth certificate. Barchie and [[Jughouse]] come to [[Apop]] to eat burgers. During the visit Barchie meets his girlfriend, {{ap|Terri|Everything's Bartchie!}}, who has a new hairdo. They decide to have a date and watch a movie on Friday. Terri walks off to the bathroom, then she meets Barchie again and she invites him again on a date to the cinema on Friday. The former Terri turns out to be her cousin [[Sherronica]], who has just moved to [[Springdale]]. When Barchie and Jughouse leave the restaurant, they discover that Apop has not paid the rent, so they plan to demolish it to build a nuclear power plant. Apop has one week before they tear the place down. Barchie sees an ad for a music competition where first prize is $5000, and he says he can win it and will let Apop get the money. Apop is overjoyed and gives Barchie [[The Bingoes]]' musical instruments that he has in storage. Barchie creates a band with Jughouse, [[Terri]] and a school bully who likes to give wedgies, and calls their band [[The Bartchies]]. |
| − | Barchie | + | Barchie has decided that the two meetings should take place at different times. He tells Jughouse, who says he never goes out on dates. Shortly afterwards, a woman who loves mustard and onions chases Jughouse so Barchie gets lonely and starts to walk down Memory Lane, imagining what it would be like if he was married to Terri and Sherri, then he sees the future when a dog becomes president. Barchie is then chased away from the road by [[Bender]], because he has looked too far ahead into the future. At the [[Springdale Battle of the Bands]], all of the contestants realize that they can lose the contest, but Barchie decides to sabotage the competition for the others so they will automatically be winners. |
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| + | The Bartchies win and give the money to Apop, but he says that they plan to demolish Apop's Chok'Lit Squishee Shoppe. Sherronica persuades them not to tear it down, but the foreman misunderstands and begins to tear it down. Barchie runs to the building to save it and destroys the stone crusher with his super strength. It turns out that his sister, [[Librina]], has studied witchcraft and turned him into a superhero. Sherri and Terri cheer for Barchie, and it turns out that they both have a date with Barchie on Friday. They start beating him up, and succeed because the superpowers were only temporary. | ||
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Barchie
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Character Information
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Barchie is a teenager in a dream by Comic Book Guy.
History[edit]
His name was created by his dad, who burped when telling the nurse what they should write on his birth certificate. Barchie and Jughouse come to Apop to eat burgers. During the visit Barchie meets his girlfriend, Terri, who has a new hairdo. They decide to have a date and watch a movie on Friday. Terri walks off to the bathroom, then she meets Barchie again and she invites him again on a date to the cinema on Friday. The former Terri turns out to be her cousin Sherronica, who has just moved to Springdale. When Barchie and Jughouse leave the restaurant, they discover that Apop has not paid the rent, so they plan to demolish it to build a nuclear power plant. Apop has one week before they tear the place down. Barchie sees an ad for a music competition where first prize is $5000, and he says he can win it and will let Apop get the money. Apop is overjoyed and gives Barchie The Bingoes' musical instruments that he has in storage. Barchie creates a band with Jughouse, Terri and a school bully who likes to give wedgies, and calls their band The Bartchies.
Barchie has decided that the two meetings should take place at different times. He tells Jughouse, who says he never goes out on dates. Shortly afterwards, a woman who loves mustard and onions chases Jughouse so Barchie gets lonely and starts to walk down Memory Lane, imagining what it would be like if he was married to Terri and Sherri, then he sees the future when a dog becomes president. Barchie is then chased away from the road by Bender, because he has looked too far ahead into the future. At the Springdale Battle of the Bands, all of the contestants realize that they can lose the contest, but Barchie decides to sabotage the competition for the others so they will automatically be winners.
The Bartchies win and give the money to Apop, but he says that they plan to demolish Apop's Chok'Lit Squishee Shoppe. Sherronica persuades them not to tear it down, but the foreman misunderstands and begins to tear it down. Barchie runs to the building to save it and destroys the stone crusher with his super strength. It turns out that his sister, Librina, has studied witchcraft and turned him into a superhero. Sherri and Terri cheer for Barchie, and it turns out that they both have a date with Barchie on Friday. They start beating him up, and succeed because the superpowers were only temporary.
Appearances[edit]
