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Revision as of 18:20, March 13, 2018
Contents
- 1 Gameplay
- 1.1 Pass, Puff, Puff
- 1.1.1 Pass, Puff, Puff Intro
- 1.1.2 Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 1
- 1.1.3 Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 2
- 1.1.4 Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 3
- 1.1.5 Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 4
- 1.1.6 Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 5
- 1.1.7 Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 6
- 1.1.8 Pass, Puff, Puff Pt.7
- 1.2 In It to Win It
- 1.3 St. Patrick's Day
- 2 Prizes Gameplay
- 3 Premium Gameplay
Gameplay
Pass, Puff, Puff
Pass, Puff, Puff Intro
After the user logs in on March 7th:
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Dad, today's the day, you get to participate in our country's greatest tradition!
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An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet? But I didn't line my pockets with plastic bags.
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No, it's a chance to shape the democratic path of our nation. Contribute to the great American experiment. Sew your own mark in the tapestry that is our--
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Unsubscribe!
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I'm not an email newsletter, Dad. I just want you to vote! Because, despite how many petitions I've sent to the Governor, I still legally can't.
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I'll only vote if it's something I care about, like whether monkeys can drive taxis.
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It's about booze...
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Task: Make Homer Vote on Proposition (6s, Town Hall) Task: Make Springfielders Vote on Proposition [x5] (6s, Town Hall) On job start:
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Aw, man. The last time I pressed a green yes button, a scientist gave me a bit of cheese. This time all I got was this dumb sticker.
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On job end:
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Now before I deposit this bag of green from Big Green, I, uh, hereby legalize recreational marijuana and ban all other inebriants!
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Woohoo! Drinks on me!
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You just voted a measure that bans alcohol, but legalizes marijuana.
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Haw haw! You just voted against your own interests.
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The measure also banned condescending laughter.
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Haw wha?
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Quest reward: 10 and 1
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Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 1
After completing Pass, Puff, Puff Intro:
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No alcohol? What will I live for?
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Your family?
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This isn't a time for jokes, Marge. St. Patrick's Day is right around the corner. And everyone knows, if you don't drink on St. Patrick's Day, leprechauns will stab you in your sleep.
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I don't think that's right.
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Homer, the measure doesn't kick in until midnight. There's still time to stockpile! I for one won't be stabbed by those little lucky leps.
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To the Kwik-E-Mart!
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Task: Make Homer Buyout Kwik-E-Mart Alcohol Stock (3h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Collect Drinks [x240] On job start:
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I need all your alcohol, and I need it now.
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I always knew this day would come. Ever since I heard the news this morning.
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And when I say all the alcohol, that means rubbing alcohol, ethanol, and hand sanitizer.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 2
After completing Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 1:
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This Duff Puff takes years of use before I'll have trouble remembering! I need beer to forget my life right now!
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I can't switch intoxicants – I already built a whole lifestyle around booze! I've even got a catchphrase: *buuuuuurp*
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And I don't like change. It's why I've haven't changed my shirt in thirty years.
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Homer, will you sell me a beer? I'll pay top dollar for it.
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Top dollar? I've only ever been offered bottom dollar, or middle at best. I'll do it!
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Guys. I'm standing right here. At least do something covert like, I don't know, say you're selling tickets to tour your house.
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Yeah! Let's break the law the way the Chief of Police recommends!
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Some days you really feel like you're making a difference.
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Task: Make Homer Sell Tours (3h, Simpson House) Task: Collect Drinks [x420] On job start:
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The first and last stop of my home tour – the basement! Please help yourself to some “refreshments”.
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Did you fill the washing machine with beers? I still had clothes in there.
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Free shirt with every purchase!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 3
After completing Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 2:
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Dad! Your “refreshments” are almost gone!
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Sweetie, that's the same thing you said about the ozone layer. And yet here we are, totally fine, on another beautiful sweltering March day.
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Another three tours please!
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Yeah, tours all around!
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Hmm, not to worry - we'll just follow in the proud tradition of rum-runners, frat boys, and bored hipsters…
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Home Brew!
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Task: Make Homer Brew Refreshments (3h, Simpson House) Task: Collect Drinks [x420] On job start:
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The first batch is done. It's an IPA – improvised potable ale substitute. The S is silent. Like the strangely still lab mice Lisa tested it on.
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Mmm, it's got a rich smoky flavor with herbal overtones.
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Probably because I accidentally poured in grass trimmings and then it caught on fire.
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I don't care - give me another!
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I can only make them one at a time, because each beer is crafted with love. And because I only have the one bottle.
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On job end:
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Dad, the mobs are dangerously sober and they are starting to get ideas – good ones!
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Man, I love being drunk. But I wish there was something else that wouldn't make me so nauseous.
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Now that I can't drink to forget about my glaucoma, how else will I cure it?
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I can't let these respectable town drunks become a bunch of high hippies. It's my job to bring back the high BACs.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 4
After completing Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 3:
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I need some help smuggling booze into Springfield.
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You've come to the right place. Unlike that guy.
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This is not the type of leather bar I was hoping for.
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Hell's Satans have experience smuggling items across the Canadian border. Drugs, people, maple syrup candy.
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Task: Make Homer Smuggle Alcohol From Canada (3h, Canadian Crossing) Task: Collect Drinks [x420] On job start:
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Welcome to Canada, eh? Home of the constant apology. We're sorry for having such a lame motto.
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You can make it up to me by not checking my trunk.
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Sounds fair to me!
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On job end:
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Marge! Kids! I'm back from Canada, so help me unload this illegal booze!
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*sigh* And that's only the third craziest thing he's said this week.
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Thanks to those bikers, our basement brewery is back in business!
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Fourth craziest…
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 5
After completing Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 4:
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Wow, business is so dead that it must be time for its reincarnation.
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Who knew that people only wanted to buy my overpriced greasy and sugary foods when they were intoxicated?
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What about the munchies? I was promised munchies!
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I wonder if the CEO of Duff can help me.
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Good thing I still have his phone number from that time he needed my help with a plot device.
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Task: Make Apu Call Duff CEO (1h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Collect Drinks [x420]
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How did you get this number? And can I have it too? I'm tired of handing out blank business cards!
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The Internet.
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Yes, the Internet. I've heard good things about it.
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My business is failing. It turns out booze made up 99.99% of my income.
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I know what you mean. Sales have slumped since it became illegal to sell booze.
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Even our beer koozie and novelty hats-with-straws subdivisions have taken a hit. Who would've guessed?!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 6
After completing Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 5:
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Apu, I think we've got a new marketing direction: “Now introducing Duff Puff – reinventing intoxication! Instead of drinking fermented plants in a can, you'll drink plants in a can!”
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I don't want to trade hops for hemp!
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Then why did you vote to ban all alcohol?
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I thought I was entering a raffle.
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Hmm, how to sell Duff Puff? I never needed marketing before. Probably because I was selling an addictive intoxicant, unlike this stuff.
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Task: Make Howard K. Duff Brainstorm Marketing Ideas (3h, Brown House) Task: Collect Drinks [x420] On job start:
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Wow, this is hard. I brought in a dozen Harvard interns, but their best idea was to hire a consulting firm of Harvard grads.
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Maybe a search on the Internet will increase my productivity.
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Those four hours just flew by. And I've still got nothing. You know what, I'll just use an oldie but a goodie: free stuff!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pass, Puff, Puff Pt.7
After completing Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 6:
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We'll sponsor a St. Patrick's Day parade and give out free samples of Duff Puff. Perhaps through a fountain of some sort.
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I just had the weirdest sense of déjà vu… Huh, guess this Duff Puff really works.
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Well, I've put in my two day work week! Now off to spend my twenty million quarterly bonus.
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Task: Make Howard K. Duff Give Out Samples (8h, Duff Float) On job start:
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Hey! That float is giving out free Duff Puff! This is even better than that time the gutter gave out free water!
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Whoa! I guess dreams really do come true. Except for that one where I'm being chased by a giant lobster I hope.
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On job end:
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It seems the mob has gotten so drunk they're rioting, and so high they can't remember which businesses not to loot.
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At least St. Patrick's Day has finally brought people together to discover their true shared passion: property damage.
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Can't there be one national holiday that doesn't end in rioting?
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Arbor Day? No, wait, last year there was a riot at the toothpick factory.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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In It to Win It
In It to Win It Pt. 1
After the user logs in on March 15th:
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Marge! Where's my ping pong paddle and top hat?
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Homie, the last time you tried to get gerbils to canoe in the bathtub, we all got lice.
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No, silly. I'm using the ping pong paddles to bid at Gavelby's Auction House. It's B-Y-O-P. The P stands for "Please bring your own paddles."
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Bid? Bid on what?
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I don't know, just as long as I outbid Ned Flanders. Now help me find those paddles. They say "Property of Ned Flanders" on them.
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Task: Build Gavelby's Auction House Quest reward: 100 and 10
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In It to Win It Pt. 2
After completing In It to Win It Pt. 1:
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Welcome to Gavelby's. Where every accidental twitch can lose you millions of dollars.
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Our first item up for sale is this pair of vintage soundproof headphones. Do I hear twenty dollars? No, I hear nothing at all!
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Lisa, watch your daddy outbid all these other bidders.
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Dad, you do know that if you win you have to pay for it, right?
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That's not how auctions work, sweetie. You bid, then you go over the rapids, and then you pay for the photo.
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I'm 85% sure you're describing a flume ride.
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Task: Make Homer Bid on Items (6h, Gavelby's Auction House) Task: Make Springfielders Bid on Items [x5] (6h, Gavelby's Auction House)
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Going once! Going twice! Going three times! Going four times! Oh, sorry, I forgot what I was doing.
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Sold! To the dapper young man in the front row.
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Thank you, my good man.
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How are you going to pay for that?
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I've got Dad's credit card.
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Hehe, that well-dressed small man's father is going to be awful upset.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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In It to Win It Pt. 3
After completing In It to Win It Pt. 2:
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Bart, you should keep those antiques you bought in a locked room devoid of oxygen or light. That's how items appreciate in value.
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But what's the point of owning something if you don't use it?
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I believe I can field this one. The point isn't to use it, it's to lord your ownership over your fellow man. That's the enjoyment.
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Ugh, I probably shouldn't have bid on and then eaten Marie Antoinette's cake. But why would I have it if I can't eat it too?
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Task: Make Springfielders Regret Purchases [x5] (8h, Gavelby's Auction House)
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Lisa really got me thinking about all the junk I've been holding onto.
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Oh my God, are you dropping me as a friend? Is it because I ask too many questions? Am I doing it again?
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No, I mean we can put some of my junk up for auction. And then use the money to buy cooler, newer junk online.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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In It to Win It Pt. 4
After completing In It to Win It Pt. 3:
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Today's first item up for auction is a vintage Krusty Olympics video game. Famous for its aggressively pro-USSR stance, it was pulled from shelves after tainted copies spread both Red Scare and Scarlet Fever.
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I put that up for auction! I'll miss the dreams about murdering capitalists, but the money will be worth it.
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It must be mine! One hundred dollars!
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We have an online bidder. The new bid is one hundred and one dollars.
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Foiled by a computer yet again! This is Chessbot Amateur Setting all over!
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Task: Make Springfielders Auction Items [x5] (4h, Gavelby's Auction House) Task: Make Springfielders Lose Auctions to Mystery Bidder [x5] (4h, Gavelby's Auction House)
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I wonder who this mystery online bidder is…
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Whoever it is must be loaded! They bought everything! Vintage, tech, you name it.
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Ooh, sounds like a rich nerd…
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Aww, it's never a rich juvenile delinquent.
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System Message
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Who is buying up everything on auction in Springfield? Tune in Sunday on FOX to find out!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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St. Patrick's Day
After the user logs in on March 17th:
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System Message
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Happy St. Patrick's Day! We've added a free St. Patty's Banner to your inventory, to honor the saint who introduced Ireland to alcohol.
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Quest reward: St. Patrick's Day Banner
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Prizes Gameplay
Unruly Crowd
After unlocking Unruly Crowd:
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Task: Tap Unruly Crowd [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Right Duff
The Right Duff Pt. 1
After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark:
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Well, I've done a mediocre job that resulted in massive layoffs. Time for my bonus.
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Maybe I'll see if they can add another corner to my corner office.
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Or, better yet, a day at the spa. With clean pores, who needs a clean conscience?
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Task: Make Howard K. Duff Spend the Day at the Spa (8h, Exclusive Resort, Health Spa, Rancho Relaxo or Brown House) On job start:
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Exfoliating mask… hot rocks… pedicure. What more could a beer company CEO ask for?
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Every day, I thank my Grand Pa-Pa for changing our name from Duffledump to Duff at Ellis Island.
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Since I got my job at Duff, no one knew I wasn't related to the family, so I just kept getting promoted.
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But I earned all those unearned promotions. Having a coincidental last name isn't easy, after all.
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On job end:
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Vacation was fun and all but now it's time to plug back into the old stock market.
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Our stock is down?! Why didn't anyone warn me so I could offload some stock before?
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Because your Duff is not up to snuff! Oh yeah.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Right Duff Pt. 2
After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark:
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Hold on, I need to look that up in my Duffman to English dictionary…*GASP* They discovered I'm not a real Duff.
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Who told?
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As a subcontractor for ‘Just the Messenger, LLC', it is my job to tell you – it was you.
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Your pedicurist heard you muttering to yourself and tweeted about it.
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- DuffGate is trending, Sir. The think pieces are flooding in and the Russian trolls have already co-opted it.
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Task: Make Howard K. Duff Take Crash Course in Social Media (4h, Duff Stadium, Marketing Agency or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Right Duff Pt. 3
After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark:
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This was all started by one pedicurist? How can corporations squash the competition if one person can yield so much power?
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Surely, I could use this so-called social media to my advantage…
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I need a young person, a lawyer, and a better writer to figure out a punch line for this joke!
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Task: Make Howard K. Duff Save His Job (4h) On job start:
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This is ridiculous. Don't you remember your Business School Shakespeare: a rose by any other name would cost as much.
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I refuse to resign! If you kowtow to this outrage, what's next? The workers use social media to demand a living wage? It's a slippery slope!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Right Duff Pt. 4
After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark:
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There's no way that I'm resigning. Duffledumps don't quit!
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I just need to change the narrative. Get my fans to rally around the classic underdog narrative of a CEO not getting his way.
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I think I know just the way…
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Task: Make Howard K. Duff Use Social Media to His Advantage (4h, Duff Stadium, Marketing Agency or Brown House) On job start:
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Guys! Howard Duff says he's being forced to resign because he lied about his identity for years.
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Is that really so awful? It's often more complicated than that. Let's listen to his side of the argument.
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He says if he's fired they'll send the company overseas.
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NO! I can't drink imported beer. I hated that Düff Moe sold me. It tasted like socialism.
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On job end:
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Profits are up, the board asked me to stay, and I'm now a meme apparently. Take that, Grumpy C. Catsworth – CEO of CatSip, the beer for cats.
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What a successful twenty-four hours. I think I'll go on another vacation.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Premium Gameplay
The Pen Is Mightier
The Pen Is Mightier Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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You know who I was just thinking about?
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I'm hoping the raccoon squatting in the guest bath and how to get rid of it.
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No, Meathook! Remember the man who kidnapped you?
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Yes, Homie. I think I'd remember a man who kidnapped me.
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Let's track him down and see what Meathook's up to. It will be fun. You did say you wanted more couple activities.
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I was thinking more like square dancing. But tracking down the motorcycle gang who abducted me could be fun too.
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Task: Make Meathook Enjoy Another Simpson-Free Day (8h, Circle of Death) Task: Make Homer Find Meathook (8h, Simpson House)
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Meaty, old boy. Remember me?
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Oh god. It's that voice that haunts my dreams. Those abnormally loud sweat drips. That powerful odor. Please don't let that be who I think it is.
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Hey… you. So good to see you…
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Pen Is Mightier Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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It's so crazy we found you. I was just thinking about all the wild adventures we had as fellow Hell's Satans and I wanted to say hello.
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We were never fellow Hell's Satans but, sure, rewrite history.
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What illegal hijinks are you up to? What are we smuggling? Is it Mexican Jumping Beans?!?!
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No, Homer. We're only doing the darkest, soul-wrenching activity there is.
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Task: Make Meathook Recite Poetry (4h, Circle of Death) Task: Make Homer Have His Expectations Dashed (4h, Circle of Death) Task: Make Marge Be Moved by Poetry (4h, Circle of Death) On job start:
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And I realized my true enemy-
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-was me… And the U.S. Postal Service.
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I've committed a lot of mail fraud.
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So moving! Was that a haiku?
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*snores*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Pen Is Mightier Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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I can't believe I sat through that entire thing and my children weren't even in it.
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How come they didn't do any bad stuff? Did someone at least pickpocket my wallet while I slept?
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No, actually Meathook found your wallet in the bathroom and returned it with more cash in it than before.
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We no longer express our anger physically, Homer. We get all of our aggression out in lyrical expression now.
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Task: Make Homer Insist on Illegal Activities (1h, Circle of Death) Task: Make Meathook Insist on Peaceful Activities (1h, Circle of Death) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Pen Is Mightier Pt. 4
After tapping on Meathook's exclamation mark:
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We've changed our image, Homer. We only wish you could do the same. Why after all these years, you still seem exactly the same.
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I get it. You are under surveillance and can't talk about it. Just wink if you are doing bad stuff.
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I saw a wink! I knew it!
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That wasn't a wink! You just brought back my stress twitch!
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Oh come on. Little poet can't handle a little stress?
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It took me years to get rid of this twitch! I'll kill you!
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Task: Make Meathook Duel Homer (3h, Circle of Death, Homer) On job start:
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Oh my. Two men battling for my affection.
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I'm battling out of anger.
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And I'm battling for reasons I forget... like all of my battles.
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You couldn't let me spin this one, could you guys? I ask for so little.
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On job end:
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Can't go on… poetry has made me weak.
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I…win…
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*snores*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Pen Is Mightier Pt. 5
After tapping on Meathook's exclamation mark:
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I can't believe that happened. If I were the old me, I would hit the road with my gang and light a police cruiser on fire.
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But instead, I'm going to put these emotions to paper and touch people instead of torch people.
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Come on, Homie. Let's go home and write our own poetry.
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Awww, man.
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*whispers*
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Woo Hoo!
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Task: Make Meathook Write Down His Emotions (4h, Circle of Death) Task: Make Homer Take Marge Home (4h, Simpson House, Marge) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Let the Good Times Roll
Let the Good Times Roll Pt. 1
After tapping on Ramrood's exclamation mark:
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"Closing Time" wasn't just Semisonic's hit from the nineties. It's also what's happening now.
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Hmm. That sounded cooler in my head.
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But where else can I hide out from the liberals?
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And where will I hide from the law?
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Meh, it's Springfield! No one's looking.
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If you drive me home, I'll clear you of one crime each. Your choice.
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Task: Make Ramrod Clean Up (8h, Poppa Wheelie's) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Let the Good Times Roll Pt. 2
After tapping on Ramrood's exclamation mark:
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How did my life end up this way? Sweeping up cigarettes, clearing out broken bottles, and forced to make a sacrifice to the Queen of the Sewer Rats every day in order to keep them at bay.
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It wasn't so long ago that I smoked the cigarettes, broke those bottles, and awoke the long dormant rat queen from her decade long slumber.
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Meat, my man! Want to bust some heads like old times?
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Nah, I've got to slam-
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*gasp*
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-poetry tonight down at the Circle. I'm supposed to bring the berets this week.
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*sigh* I wonder what the old gang is up to?
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Task: Make Ramrod Check Friends on Facelook (4h, Poppa Wheelie's) On job start:
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Roadrash has twins. Cutthroat is now Dr. Cutthroat.
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And Ladykiller married ChickMagnet and opened up a B&B in New Hampshire!
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My motorcycle gang is now all riding Vespas.
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On job end:
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Ugh, look at yourself, Ramrod.
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You've spent all night in front of the computer drinking an off-brand soda.
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And you feel bad doing it because Dr. Shapiro told you to watch your sugar intake!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Let the Good Times Roll Pt. 3
After tapping on Ramrood's exclamation mark:
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I can't just sit here and surf the informational highway. I need to hit the actual highway.
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There's nothing like the wind in your hair and the bugs in your mustache to remind you that you're alive!
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Task: Make Ramrod Hit the Open Road (4h) On job start:
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Fresh air, straddling a hog. This is the best feeling-
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…
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Let the Good Times Roll Pt. 4
After tapping on Ramrood's exclamation mark:
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Has the open road always been this terrible?
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If I'm not getting almost hit by a distracted driver, I'm being hunted down by a vindictive driverless car.
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They view motorcycles as their prey…
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You know what? Maybe spending time in the bar isn't so bad.
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I'll just live vicariously through the fights that break out.
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Task: Make Ramrod Return to Mundane Life (4h, Poppa Wheelie's) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Rough Crowd
After unlocking Bootsie, Sludge and Mumbles:
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Well, what do you guys want to do today?
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We might've lost our hangouts, but it WAS fun to harass the town.
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*mumbles excitedly*
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You're right! Everyone just walks around all day. It IS like the whole town is homeless.
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Let's harass 'em!
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Task: Tap Bootsie Task: Tap Mumbles Task: Tap Sludge Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hooch City
After completing :
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A Hooch City finally landed in Springfield! I can finally use all those coupons.
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I have always wanted to try the fill-your-own-box boxed wine.
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As the president of the AA, I should probably scout this place out…for research, of course. Sweet, delicious research.
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Task: Make Wine Enthusiasts Shop at Hooch City [x5] (1h, Hooch City) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Glum-Shoe
Glum-Shoe Pt. 1
After tapping on Manacek's exclamation mark:
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Ahh, another morning in Springfield.
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The combination of burning tires, nuclear waste, and obesity sweat in the air does make for a beautiful sunrise.
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Now it's time for this fox to get into a hen house.
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Wait, that sounds gross.
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Now it's time to hit on some unsuspecting women. Much better.
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Task: Make Manacek Take a Stroll (4h)
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Hey sugar lips, want to stroll back to my place?
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Uh, no?
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Don't reduce my mother's existence to a single part of her body! She deserves more than your synecdoche!
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Metonymy-oh-my, this one's got some spunk!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Glum-Shoe Pt. 2
After tapping on Manacek's exclamation mark:
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Nine AM and I haven't found a willing woman yet. What could be wrong?
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Could it be me? Could I unwittingly be a relic from a bygone era? Could my aggressive flirtation in actuality make women feel uncomfortable or even threatened?
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Nah, I probably just didn't put on enough cologne.
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Everyone knows that delight is best found in the afternoon!
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Task: Make Manacek Take a Stroll (4h) On job start:
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Hello there, darling. I was hoping you could teach me a lesson, if you catch my drift.
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Well I am in the middle of class, and I'm not quite sure how you got in here.
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But then again my union contract does allow one fling per semester…
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You again! First you hit on my mom and then my teacher. What female role model will you hit on next? Sheryl Sandberg?
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Wait til you see how far I can lean in…
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On job end:
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Stop objectifying women. They're just like you – fully two dimensional!
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I'm not objectifying them! If anything I'm subjectifying them.
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Show some class, you disgusting pig.
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Excuse me, do pigs wear a jacket and turtleneck? Well, except for that one on the news, but he's a special case.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Glum-Shoe Pt. 3
After tapping on Manacek's exclamation mark:
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Harruph. That meddlesome midget really got under my skin.
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But I know just how to clear that eight-year-old out of my head.
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With the help of another eight-year-old.
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Task: Make Manacek Clear His Head With a Whiskey Bottle (8h, Brick Townhomes)
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Ugh, rough night. I'm late for work and my mouth tastes like wool.
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Speaking of which, where are all my turtlenecks?
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My god, my neck's unturtled! I'm exposed, like a turtle without his…his… I don't know, favorite galoshes?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Glum-Shoe Pt. 4
After tapping on Manacek's exclamation mark:
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My turtlenecks were my secret weapon, my armor, my confidence.
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Without them, I'm a mess around women! Vulnerable. Open. Sometimes I even listen!
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I must track down the Jason who fleeced this Golden Ram!
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Task: Make Manacek Look in a Panic (8h) On job start:
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Whoever took them had access to my house. So that narrows it down to anyone who can look under my doormat.
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A clue! A trail of lint! It leads out of the house!
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On job end:
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The trail leads to a clothing donation center? No!!
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Farewell my precious companions. I hope the throats you warm realize how fortunate they truly are.
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Did you come back for your weird sweaters? They're still here. Even the raccoons refused to nest in them.
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So they're too good for a sweater, but will still wear gloves and a mask?
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Wait, I dropped the turtlenecks off?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Glum-Shoe Pt. 5
After tapping on Manacek's exclamation mark:
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Why would I give away my turtlenecks?
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Maybe donating your turtlenecks was a symbolic gesture of you turning over a new leaf and learning to respect women? A chance to bare your neck and bare your soul.
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Out of the mouths of babes…
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Sorry, I meant to say, that babe out there has got a sexy mouth.
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Task: Make Manacek Continue His Misogynist Behavior (8h, Homes)
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Well I got fired from work for creating a “hostile” “work” “environment” and for not knowing what “quotes” are for. I might be more of a sleaze than I thought.
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On the upside, now I have more time to cruise the streets…
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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