The Ultimate Dream Pet
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The Ultimate Dream Pet
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Animal Information
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The Ultimate Dream Pet is an imaginary pet dreamed up by Bart.
Description[edit]
- Overwhelming desire to please
- Mythical appendage
- A nose that can balance beach balls and catch Frisbees
- Breathes fire
- Breath that smells like peppermint
- Long, giraffe-like neck for peeking over trees and around countries
- Long, silky coat
- Suction cups on feet for walking on ceilings
- Webbed toes for fast swimming
- Built-in shock absorbers
- Scales for protection
- Four on the floor
- Razor-sharp, fully retractable claws
- Lays golden eggs
- Powerful haunches for jumping over buildings and walking on two legs
- Chameleon-like ability to blend into surroundings
- Fully house-trained
- Waterproof fur
- Flea-repellent skin
- Can curl up into a ball one-hundredth of its original size for easy transportation
- Poisonous stinger for repelling enemies
- Big enough to ride on
- Fully functional wings
- Friendly disposition
- Brain large enough to understand everything you say
- Large, extra-sensitive ears that can hear a pin drop 250 miles away or your sister whispering on the telephone in another room
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