| The Battle of Thanksgiving
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Battle of Thanksgiving is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Thanksgiving 2014 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Dad, you need to learn the real history of Thanksgiving.
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Sorry but the Puritan has spoken.
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Unless you've got an equal or better costume, this conversation is over.
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Allow me to introduce...
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Sacagawea!
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Saca-ga-what-huh?
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Don't listen to her, Homer! She's covered in the devil's totems and pagan squiggles on buckskin!
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I realize Sacagawea wasn't part of Thanksgiving, but I had this costume leftover from Halloween.
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I was going to wear it then...
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But I switched to Elsa from "Frozen" instead, along with every other 8 year-old in the world.
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All I see is a little girl possessed by a Sacagawean demon!
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Task: "Make Puritan Flanders Perform an Exorcism". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Sacagawea Lisa Get Exorcised". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa's exclamation mark
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Lisa was just playing dress-up, Ned. Creativity should be exercised, not exorcized.
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Reverend, child's play and devil's play travel the same trails.
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What trail are you on with those Pilgrim togs and half-cocked blunderbuss?
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Hahahaha, half-cocked blunderbuss!
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Tee-hee.
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Oh, no! Those words are just north of being blasphemous! And I lightly chuckled at them!
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| Task: "Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish". The job takes 4 hours.
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Homer, I want to apologize for how I judged your daughter, Sacaga-Lisa.
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I've taken the liberty of giving myself a double dose of self-weltin' flagellation
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It whipped my warped noodle straight.
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Mmmm... warped noodles.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Puritan Flanders' exclamation mark
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Lisa, I want to apologize for pushing my views onto you. I hope there's hard feelings, because I know I deserve them.
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Deserve them badly...
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No-no-no, put the whip down! We're OK, you and I!
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Let's put everything behind us by going out and buying a feast-full of Thanksgiving food.
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But Daddy, what about our bedtime story?
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Is it 4PM already?
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No worries. Lisa, here's my credit card. Go Catholic crazy!
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Better make that Baptist crazy -- I'm close to my limit on that card.
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Task: "Make Puritan Flanders Read Revelation Passages". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 60 minutes.
If Rod and Todd are owned: Task: "Make Rod & Todd Listen to Stories". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Sacagawea Lisa Shop for Thanksgiving Food". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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Blazin' butterballs! This credit card bill pops my turkey timer! What is all this?!
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It's an all-vegetarian meal!
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A Thanksgiving dinner where nothing has to feel pain in order for us to feel full.
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Actually, fruits and vegetables feel tremendous pain.
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The human ear just can't hear their horrific screams.
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I never knew...
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I guess I could switch from vegetables to just eating dirt.
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Nghhey-hey! It's a Frink fib!
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Crunch carrots and munch mangos all you want! They don't feel a thing.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Puritan Flanders' exclamation mark
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That faux fowl stuffing smells good enough to make a Puritan's head bow!
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And the pièce de résistance – a centerpiece that the whole town can enjoy!
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That's a premium decoration! You spent my donuts without asking?
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Are you angry?
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Well, it did make my turkey skin a little crispy.
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*Sigh* Anger's a sin, ain't it?
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| Task: "Place the Cornucopia".
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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| Message
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Come back the Monday before Thanksgiving to see how the turkey tale continues.
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| Message
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Check in every day between Monday Nov. 24th and Sunday December 1st for limited time quests and special reward-a-roonies!
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