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Marriage counselor

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Marriage counselor
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Character Information
Male ♂
Hair: Black
Occupation: Marriage counselor
First Appearance: "Margical History Tour"
Voiced by: Harry Shearer

The marriage counselor was the marriage counselor for Henry VIII and Margarine of Aragon.


When Henry VIII wanted to marry Anne Boleyn in an attempt to have a son with her, Margarine of Aragon took him to see the marriage counselor. Henry VIII explained to him that he wanted to chop off Margarine's head but couldn't as her father was the king of Spain. The marriage counselor started to explain that marriage takes a lot of work, but then the guards all pointed their weapons at him. He then quickly changed his stance, telling Henry VIII to trade Margarine in for a new wife.