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Dimitri Nigelovonovitch

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Dimitri Nigelovonovitch
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Character Information
Male ♂
Hair: Blonde
Occupation: Russian spy
Physical therapist
Kite surfer
First Appearance: "I Want You (She's So Heavy)"
Voiced by: Hank Azaria

Dimitri Nigelovonovitch, also known as Nigel, is a Russian spy. He went undercover in Springfield as a physical therapist and kite surfer from New Zealand.


Nigel was a physical therapist at Springfield Physical Therapy. When Marge and Homer got injured, Marge went to him to start physical therapy. Nigel spoke in a strong New Zealand accent which made it hard for Marge to understand him at times. Nigel asked about Homer and suggested that Nigel go to him at work, but Marge told Nigel that Homer had enough stress there. Nigel then suggested that he take Marge kite surfing, which she accepts.

Marge and Nigel go kite surfing and Marge started to enjoy it. Nigel later came to pick Marge up to go kite surfing and Marge asked Homer again if he would come with her, but he refused. Bart and Lisa then tricked Homer into going to the beach with them. After seeing Marge kite surfing, Homer ran to Nigel and asked for the biggest, fastest kite they had. He gave Homer the "Widowmaker" and Homer chased Marge down. As he was struggling, Nigel gave Homer advice on how to kite surf. Homer and Marge then reconciled.

Shortly after, Marge was taken to the Police Station where Chief Wiggum and the FBI revealed that Nigel was actually a Russian spy called Dimitri Nigelovonovitch. A sting operation then went down at the Power Plant where the FBI and Wiggum captured Dimitri.