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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Poochie's Dog Dayz content update/Gameplay
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Gameplay
Celebrate 636 Episodes
After the user logs in on July 11th:
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System Message
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Maggie now has a special animated job to celebrate The Simpsons' 636th Episode!
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Task: Make Maggie Celebrate Like It’s 1879 (4h) Quest reward: 636 and 636
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Poorly Working Title
Poorly Working Title Intro
After the user logs in on July 11th:
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Thanks for taking the time to meet with us, Krusty and Mr. Myers.
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For my two biggest stars, Itchy & Scratchy?! Of course, anything I can do for you, just say the word.
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We were wondering if we could scale back on the mallet-to-the-head bits?
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Absolutely not, you scum-sucking weasels!
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Without the constant threat of permanent memory loss, your cartoons are worthless!
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But isn't there a way to... to... what was I saying?
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What about bringing Poochie back to take some of the heat off us?
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Bring Poochie back?! Kids hate him! He symbolizes when a game -- I mean SHOW -- has jumped the shark!
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Until you bring him back, we're on strike!
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I don't need you! I can carry this show all by myself!
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Task: Make Krusty Have a Comedic Panic Attack on Camera (6s, Brown House or Krustylu Studios) Task: Make Springfielders Boo Krusty [x5] (6s, Brown House or Krustylu Studios)
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I can't carry a show by myself! I need breaks to sit pantsless in my dressing room!
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For some reason the censors hate when I'm pantsless on the air.
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You've got to get Poochie back!
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Hey Frink, you're a huge nerd, do you know how we can revive Poochie?
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After that, how could I refuse? We'll need to get some scripts to feed into my re-animation machine.
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I'm not paying some jerk writers to sit around eating crappy Chinese food while they churn out lazy scripts.
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Why pay professional writers when we can just hold a “Bring Poochie Back To Life” screenwriting contest for free?
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Let's use our fans' passion against them!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Poorly Working Title Pt. 1
After completing Poorly Working Title:
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Oh brother, they're having a “Bring Poochie Back To Life” script contest. Could they be any more desperate?
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I agree. I never think about Poochie anymore. Not Poochie's face, not Poochie's irreverent in-your-face attitude, not Poochie nothin'.
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Poochie.
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What's this file on your computer labeled “POOCHIE FAN FICTION”?
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It's, uh, an elaborate plan to kill your mother and collect the insurance money!
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It's not a plan to kill me. You talk about Poochie in your sleep.
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This could be your chance to bring YOUR version of Poochie to life.
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Don't egg him on, Mom!
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Yes, DO egg me on, because I will need several omelets to fuel me on as I write a Poochie script!
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Task: Make Homer Submit Script to Itchy & Scratchy Studios (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Springfielders Submit Poochie Scripts [x5] (4h, Simpson House) Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x200] On job start:
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Yarr! In my version of Poochie, he's a LAKE captain, who's got TWO squinty eyes, and he's a misunderstood genius. Also, I based it on myself.
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In my script, Poochie is bitten by radioactive Peter Parker and gets the ability to take competent photographs.
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This just in... my Poochie script! It even has a punny title: “Death To Poochie”!
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The scripts are supposed to be about Poochie coming back to life.
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What about “Life To Poochie”?
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Now your pun has lost its whole frame of reference!
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On job end:
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There's hundreds of these script contest entries!
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I haven't seen stacks of paper this high since I made all that money licensing my name to that paper company.
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Who's gonna read through these?
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I assumed you were...
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Um, excuse me? Have you picked a winner yet?
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We haven't even looked at--
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As a matter of fact, we just picked the winner... and it's you!
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Me?!
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Your script was so good, we're making you head writer!
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But the only thing I've ever written is a Grammy-winning album and a movie starring Mel Gibson!
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Don't worry, kid, you'll do great. You can start by reading all these scripts to pick out the best parts.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Poorly Working Title Pt. 2
After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 1:
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*rips script* This is garbage! How can these amateur contest entrants call themselves professional writers?!
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Character development! Story arcs! Drama! ...are all things that are too old-fashioned!
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I need to tap into what KIDS like!
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Also, it's pretty impressive that I was able to rip an entire script in half...
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Task: Make Youngsters Give Feedback [x5] (4h, Audience Research Table) Characters: Nelson, Milhouse, Bart, Lisa, Ralph Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x200] On job start:
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Talking cartoon dogs can't skateboard... it's just not believable.
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Poochie's funny “ha-ha”, not funny "Haw haw!"
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Please don't make him rap again. Pleeeease don't make him rap again. And no buzzwords!
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When I'm a good boy, my daddy lets me stick my head out the car window.
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Find the comedic premise, heighten it three times, and get out!
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On job end:
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Okay, I've gone through all the scripts, listened to today's youth, included all the latest slang...
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...drank six beers, and written the most perfect Poochie script there could ever be!
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*flips to back page* Looks to be about the right length. I'm satisfied.
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Woo hoo!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Poorly Working Title Pt. 3
After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 2:
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All right, Frink, are we ready to bring back Poochie now?
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Yes, the script appears to be roughly the correct amount of pages, which is all that ever mattered...
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The only thing left is to record some sample voice over...
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...which I will do myself, because people love hearing my voice for extended periods of time...
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Not so fast! If Poochie's known for one thing, it's his signature sunglasses. Do you know where I could get a pair?
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Wait a minute Homer, YOU should record Poochie's voice!
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Yeah, I guess since I was his voice last time it only makes sense. Now are you gonna make with the sunglasses or not?!
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Task: Make Homer Record New Poochie Voice-Over (4h, Network Headquarters) If the user has Roger Myers Jr.: Task: Make Roger Myers Jr. Begrudgingly Give Homer Poochie Sunglasses (4h, Network Headquarters Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x400]
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You used your Weird Science machine, Frink, so where's Poochie?
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Oh yes, I believe he's doing what cool guys do and waiting to make a dramatic entrance... any minute now.
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Yo, yo, yolo, bruh! Poochie in da house, squad-fam! We gonna get it lit in here?!
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Ahhhh! He's trying to relate to us!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Poorly Working Title Pt. 4
After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 3:
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Kids, put that stupid homework down and come watch this cartoon right now!
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Dad, I'm happy that Itchy and Scratchy are back, but why do they have to jam Poochie down our throats again?
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Seriously, when they killed him off the first time, they gave us the day off from school to celebrate.
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Because Poochie has been retooled to be super modern...
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...so you better watch or you're gonna get beaten up at school for not knowing what the dealio is.
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A guy who just said “what's the dealio” is lecturing me on being cool.
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Shhh! Poochie's about to make a slam dunk!
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Task: Make Homer Laugh at All His Own Jokes (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Poochie Dunk a Basketball (4h, Bicycle Basketball Ramp) Task: Make Youngsters Hate-Watch Poochie [x5] (4h, Brown House) Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x300]
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Did you see him going up and down on that ramp? Wasn't it great?!
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He literally jumped a shark, Dad. My childhood is over.
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It was good while it lasted...
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I guess now all we'll care about are consumer reports, keeping our sneakers really clean, and which fruits are in season.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Poorly Working Title Pt. 5
After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 4:
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It's four o'clock, I don't know what to do with myself. Usually I'd be watching Itchy and Scratchy right now.
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Stupid Poochie ruined everything, with his lame backwards hat, and his in-fashion-again leather jacket, and his jump-cut editing.
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He's so dumb. Hey, what if we watched his show just to goof on it!
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Yeah, we can scoff at all the parts where he does stuff that's so stupid it's actually enjoyable, but we'll feel smart because we know it's lame.
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And we'll stay tuned for all the commercial breaks!
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Yeah, in case those are stupid too!
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Task: Make Youngsters Watch Poochie Ironically [x5] (4h, Brown House) Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x500]
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Oh man, so dumb. I can't wait to bash it at school tomorrow.
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I'm gonna break it down beat by beat and mock it as if it were literature!
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Ah-ha! So you do like it after all!
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We're watching it ironically.
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We were laughing at the parts you're not supposed to laugh at.
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But you were still laughing and enjoying yourselves, right?
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Yes. Ironically.
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...?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Poorly Working Title Pt. 6
After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 5:
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Great work, Homer. The numbers are through the roof!
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Today's show had the most viewers since that episode where I accidentally aided, abetted and then interviewed El Chapo.
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Are we sure our viewers are laughing at the right stuff though?
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They could be crying for all I care, as long as they don't change the channel! Now what ideas do ya got for the next episode?
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Um, okay, what if Poochie stole a car, but it turned out to be an Uber, so he had to keep picking people up.
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*laughs* That's funny.
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Wait, are you ACTUALLY laughing, or are you laughing at the idea that I pitched it with the intention of making you laugh?
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Enough with the philosophy lesson, just get Poochie in the car and make with the silly taxi rides!
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Task: Make Homer Fret Over What People Are Laughing at (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Poochie Pretend to Be in a Car Chase (8h, Brown House or Poochie's Car) Task: Make Youngsters Ironically Watch Poochie [x5] (4h, Brown House)
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Well? What'd you kids think?
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It was actually pretty funny.
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The parts that were supposed to make us laugh made us laugh.
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Phew!
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Which makes it lame.
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No one likes a lame thing that knows it's lame. That'd be like if Tim Allen started mocking himself.
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Yeah, the smugness factor for us is gone. You screwed up, Dad -- you made the show sorta okay.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Poorly Working Title Pt. 7
After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 6:
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Have you seen the numbers, Homer? It's not looking good for our old friend Poochie.
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Or for you -- you're fired.
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Are you firing me "ironically"?
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No.
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Also, you never signed your contract, so you're not getting paid. That's sorta ironic.
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It is??
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No. It's just stupid. Now get out.
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Task: Make Homer Openly Weep Into a Bowl of Popcorn (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Youngsters Watch Itchy & Scratchy Sincerely [x5] (4h, Brown House)
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Well, it was fun while it lasted.
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Except all the tons of hard work I had to do and the gut-wrenching stress of wondering if people legitimately liked it.
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What'll happen to you, Poochie? Will they ship you back to your home planet?
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No, I'll just stick around here. This planet's actually pretty cool... NOT!
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*wipes away tear* Never gets old.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Recycling to the EXTREME!
Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 1
After tapping on Poochie's exclamation mark:
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Wazzzzap?! How's it hanging Itchy & Scratchy?
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You dudemeisters wanna shred some gnarly waves?
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That sounds...um, totally tubular, but we were just about to rehearse a scene...
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How do you rehearse a scene where Itchy douses you in acid?
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We're, uh, method actors.
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Too busy to put your life on hold to admire your best bro?! I see how it is...NOT!
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Task: Make Poochie Pout Like a Too Cool for School Teen (4h, Brown House)
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I guess now you want me to get off your set so you can do your "actor" thang!
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Must be nice not to be canceled. Not like I care. *barking laugh*
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Aw. Don't give up, Poochie! I'm sure you'll be back on TV soon.
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You're right! Once I'm back on, my new show will make yours look like it's for babies. Uncool babies!
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Poochie out! *nunchuck drop*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 2
After completing Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 1:
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Bart, bring me another beer.
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I'll get it!
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Why're you so eager to enable Dad?
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Because I'm making a fortune returning his empty cans to the recycling center -- five cents a pop.
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I can see how that could add up.
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They give you money just to throw these cans away?
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It's not just throwing them away, it's recycling. They take the cans and melt them down and make new things out of them.
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So they take an old useless thing and mold it into something new and cool, huh? Tell me more...
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Task: Make Lisa Explain Recycling to Poochie (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Poochie Daydream About His TV Comeback (4h, Simpson House)
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"Poochie Saves the Planet"! Just the kind of publicity I need to reboot my image and get back on TV.
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So this is all just a ploy to fulfill your own goals?
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Of course! Is that a problem?
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Not at all, as long as it gets people to recycle more! I mean, why do I do it? Smug satisfaction isn't that different than wanting to be on TV.
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Do you think my catch phrase should be "Bro, do you even recycle?" or "Recycling stinks, just do it!".
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 3
After tapping on Poochie's exclamation mark:
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What's shaking, kids? It's ya boy, Poochie, and I'm here to teach you about recycling!
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Why does he think we don't know what recycling is?
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It's really not that complicated. You put the empty can in the recycling bin. That's it!
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I know what'll convince you Poochie is always in your COURT -- an edgy yet educational rap interlude while I dunk a basketball!
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Task: Make Poochie Dunk a Basketball (4h, Bicycle Basketball Ramp) On job start:
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My name's Poochie D and I'm here to say…
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That it's a good rule of thumb to start your raps this way…
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Let ‘em know who you are, and what you're gonna do…
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That way there's no confusion when the song is through!
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On job end:
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See kids, Poochie knows how to get down. Word up!
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He looks like he's about to start rapping again. SCATTER!
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P to the O to the O to the C...
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Why can't I ever get the kids to just like me?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 4
After tapping on Poochie's exclamation mark:
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Give it to me straight fellas, how do you get the kids to like you so much?
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Maybe if you try, you know...trying a little less hard the kids will come around.
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Me? Try hard?! I'm the king of not caring. I do everything I can to show how little I care.
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Um...well, maybe do the opposite then?
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Great idea! I'll double down on recycling. Then they'll have to like me!
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Task: Make Poochie Film a Recycling PSA (8h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House) Task: Make Youngsters Rebel Against Recycling [x5] (8h, Businesses or Houses)
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Booyah! Thanks for having my back bros, showing everyone how much I could care felt really good.
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Kids trashed the town.
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What have I done?!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 5
After completing Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 4:
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There he is, Chief Wiggum! The bad dog that convinced all the children littering was cool!
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All right pup, come along quietly now...I find barking very jarring.
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The fuzz! Nuh-uh man, I can't go to the pound. Time to bounce!
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Wait! Poochie, where are you going? You left all this trash behind that I'll have to clean up if you don't...
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D'oh!
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Task: Make Poochie Pretend to Be in a Car Chase (8h, Brown House or Poochie's Car) Task: Make Homer Clean up Springfield (6s, Debris)
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I think I lost them.
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Guess I'll go back to my home planet now.
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Uh, Poochie, this is your home planet.
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You're right, little girl. In a manner of speaking, it's EVERYONE'S home planet.
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No, it literally is.
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Hold it right there, Poochie! I've got a whole slew of tickets with your name on ‘em -- littering, accessory to littering, and MURDER!
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Oh wait, that last one is also littering. You have thirty days to pay these off, now sign here.
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Wait, you want my autograph?!
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I'm back!!!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Premium Gameplay
Scratching the Seven Year Itch
Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 1
After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:
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Happy anniversary, Scratchy. I made a special dinner, and maybe after we can get into some catnip.
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It looks great, but I'm not really that hungry.
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Itchy made me a pretty big lunch of carbolic acid, which is pretty filling, plus it dissolved my entire midsection...
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It's always work, work, work with you, isn't it?!
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Well, work on this!
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Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Serve Scratchy a “Dynamite” Dessert (4h, Brown House)
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I've had it with this marriage! I took our wedding vows seriously, but "till death do us part" never lasts long with you!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 2
After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:
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Scratchy's such a jerk! First he doesn't eat my dinner, then he allows himself to be blown up!
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Well I'm not gonna sit around in a black veil waiting for him to come back to life!
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I'm young, my whiskers aren't grey yet.
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I'm getting on that new dating app called “Swiper”.
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Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Fill Out a Dating App Profile (4h, Brown House) On job start:
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Okay, profile pictures: the only photos I have of myself are me holding a book I never read, at a concert of a band I don't like...
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...and one from three years ago that looks nothing like me. They're perfect!
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Interests: Food, travel, and living my best life!
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...unlike Scratchy.
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On job end:
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Ooh, I already got some matches on my dating app!
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Fat Tony... maybe he means Cat Tony?
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Moleman... seems like a furry creature indeed...
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And Bumblebee Man... no mistaking what his deal is -- a Mexican actor who dresses in a bee costume.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 3
After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:
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I'm so nervous, I haven't been on a first date since I met Scratchy.
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It was so romantic. He took me to the purr-fect restaurant... picked up the “tabby”... used a bunch of cat-puns...
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*flashback harp*
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No, don't go into a flashback! Even on our first date, Itchy was the waiter and served him coq au BLAM and blew him up! It's time for me to move on.
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Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Bad Date [x3] (8h, Eatery or Bars)
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On job 1st time started:
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So, have you ever been on a date with a cartoon cat?!
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No, but I sold cartons of RAT milk to schoolchildren. Does that count for anything?
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...!
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On job 2nd time started:
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This is my first time using online dating. What about you?!
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I've only used Swiper, Matchr, AlrightValentine, eChoir, FarmhandsExclusive, Swingin'Christian, and m-date -- an app for dating Moleman.
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...!
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On job 3rd time started:
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I don't know what I'm doing... I'm not cut out for the dating world. I've been a wife for too long...
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Sorry to go on and on... you're such a good listener.
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Que?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 4
After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:
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Is this what I have to look forward to? Meeting that string of weirdos has really helped me put my marriage in perspective.
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So what if I'm a widow more often than a wife? At least I love my husband!
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And it's really not Scratchy's fault.
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He's just trying to make an honest living, but that horrible Itchy keeps making him an honest corpse!
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Hi-ya, Mrs. Scratchy! Looks like Scratchy's still in cat-heaven, so I'll come back later.
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Not so fast, you murderous mouse!
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You and I need to have a heart to heart -- if you don't lay off my husband a little, I'm going to chop you in half and make your heart TWO hearts!
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Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Scratch Out Her Itchy Aggression (8h)
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Have I made myself clear?
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Whatever you say! You're the boss!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 5
After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:
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Scratchy? Oh good, you're waking up.
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Hey honey, was I out for long? What did I miss?
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Nothing, I was just packing us a nice picnic. Let's go!
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Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Picnic (4h, Picnic Spot) If the user has Scratchy: Task: Make Scratchy Go on a Picnic (4h, Picnic Spot)
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*happy sigh* Thanks for making this such a special day, sweetheart.
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It was wonderful! I can't remember the last time I felt so relaxed.
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Alright, he's all yours, Itchy.
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Picnic much more fun with flesh-eating ants!
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*screams*
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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For Real, Roy?
For Real, Roy? Pt. 1
After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:
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They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for new characters in this game. Wonder who the next nobody will be.
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Hey, Bart-man! I'm sure the next new character they unlock will be totally far-out and hip!
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Roy's right, Bart. I bet they'll even have a catchphrase.
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Pow-bazow, Mrs. S., pow-bazow. Well, until the next new character is unlocked, I guess I'll continue filming my reality show “Roy Will Be Roy”!
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Everyone smile for the cameras!
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Task: Make Roy Mug for the Cameras (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make the Simpsons Look Blankly Straight Into the Cameras [x5] (4h, Simpson House) Characters: Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie
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What's gotten into you guys? You're usually so natural and effortlessly hilarious!
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I am acting in a perfectly normal manner, much in the way that I always do. D... oh.
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It's kind of hard to act normal when they keep hitting my hair with the boom mic.
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In their defense, Mom, the boom guy had to stand on another guy's shoulders.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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For Real, Roy? Pt. 2
After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:
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I don't know, Roy, this whole “reality TV” thing seems a little out there, and, dare I say, desperate?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Save it for the confessional, Mrs. S!
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Task: Make Roy Tape a Confessional (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make the Simpsons Tape Confessionals [x5] (4h, Simpson House) Characters: Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie On job start:
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I don't know if my family's going to be any good at this... I've always taught them not to speak ill of others.
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Don't get me started on Flanders! Does he really have to rhyme all the time?!
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Oh no, I'm doing it too! I'm screwed!
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Interviews are for suckers, man. Unless you want to film me hocking loogies off the overpass... no?
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I am so annoyed...
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...that everyone expects me to be anti-everything. I like reality TV! Especially the sassy ladies of “The Real Home Wives of Ogdenville”. It's great!
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Unreleased text:
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I'm really sick of Mrs. S. trying to express her feelings about people to their faces...
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...instead of behind their back to the camera for all the world to see. Who does that?!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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For Real, Roy? Pt. 3
After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:
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Thanks for trying S. family, but the show's still feeling a little flat...
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Sorry, Roy. I guess our family's just too perfect for reality TV.
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Bart, get your old man a beer, and grab one for yourself, why don'tcha?
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If I've learned anything from watching Real Home Wives, it's that every good show has a great villain!
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What do you mean?
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Are you really that dumb?!
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Lisa! Don't talk to Roy like that!
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No, Mom, I'm teaching him how to be a villain for the show! You blue-haired bozo.
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Was that for the show too?
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Sure...
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Task: Make Roy Pick an Over the Top Fight (8h) On job start:
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Hey man, why you looking at my lady?!
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Smithers, is this young hoodlum addressing me?
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Don't worry, Mr. Burns. I'll defend your honor.
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Whoa, wait man! I was just trying to fight the old guy.
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On job end:
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*groans of pain*
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Excellent work, Smithers. I daresay this rapscallion will think twice before issuing me any more challenges.
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Wow, Roy, you took quite a beating! It came out great on camera!
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Unfortunately, Smithers was singing LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out” as he was pummeling you and we can't clear the song, so the footage is useless.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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For Real, Roy? Pt. 4
After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:
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I think I have to retire from the reality TV business, I had no idea it could be so dangerous!
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Nonsense. There are as many types of reality TV as there are flavors of ice cream...*mmmm* ice cream.
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We just have to find a type of show that's a better fit for you. How about a dating show?!
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Like one where I date a bunch of ladies who are super into me even though I don't have a job?
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Right! We'll tell them you're in "real estate”, and at the end you'll get married after knowing each other for two weeks!
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Task: Make Roy Try to Romance the Ladies (4h)
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I don't get it, why wouldn't any of those ladies accept a rose from me?
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You know, when a whole bunch of women with their own unique thoughts and opinions all don't want to date you, I say...
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It's them, not you! Here, have some ice cream.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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For Real, Roy? Pt. 5
After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:
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So Marge, in this scene Roy is going to grab your butt, then I'll walk in and accuse you of cheating.
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Homer, I really wish you would stop suggesting scenarios where your friends try to grab my butt.
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And I don't have time for the show right now, I need to take care of the kids.
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Plus, you should really get your hair done before you go on camera again. No offense, no offense.
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That's it! I've had it with you two!
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Task: Make Roy Hide From Marge (8h, Businesses, Homes or Bars) Task: Make Homer Hide From Marge (8h, Businesses, Homes or Bars
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Calm down, Marge. He said no offense, that means you can't get offended.
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That was great, Mrs. S. The camera loves you, you're the show's new star!
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Me, a star? That makes me so happy!
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Annnnd you ruined it. No one likes a happy, well-adjusted reality star.
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The show's over, which means Roy's movin' out!
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You moving in with some sexy babes?!
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No, with my mom and step-dad...
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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A Tough Nut to Crack
A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 1
After unlocking Disapproving Squirrel:
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Homer, what happened to your head?
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Oh, it's nothing. Maggie dropped a bowling ball on my head.
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What?!
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It was an accident -- it rolled off the shelf. I mean, Maggie had to take it out of the bag and push it, but I blame the laws of gravity.
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This was no accident! Bringing all these cartoon characters to life is a bad influence on the kids!
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Don't you worry, Marge. I'm way ahead of you on this and I have the perfect solution.
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You're going to get rid of the cartoons you brought to life?
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Don't be SILLY. I'm going to bring another character to life: Disapproving Squirrel!
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Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Silently Judge Springfielders (1h, Homes)
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See? Disapproving Squirrel's not very funny, or friendly, but she proves you don't have to be violent just because you're a cartoon.
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And she kept everyone on their best behavior.
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Yes, in many ways, the judgmental stare is even more cutting than an axe to the cabeza, as it were.
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...!
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See what I mean?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 2
After tapping on Disapproving Squirrel's exclamation mark:
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Hey Scratchy, now that I've fed your eyeballs to that bird, you're... EAGLEY blind!
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Don't do that!
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But that's in the script.
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Believe me I don't like it either, but we're professionals.
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No, no, no! No more violence!
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Step aside, squirrel, we've got a very important job to do. Now where's my mallet so I can play croquet with Scratchy's eyes.
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Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Picket Disapprovingly (4h)
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You ruined the scene!
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And you scared away the eagle. Now I'm never gonna find my eyes!
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No! No violence!
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Cartoons with no violence are no fun! I'm gonna go stab ketchup bottles in my trailer and pretend it's blood.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 3
After completing A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 2:
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*groans* These new Itchy & Scratchy cartoons are boring! Where's Itchy?!
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That Disapproving Squirrel isn't that bad, is she?
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She's worse than Poochie! All she does is scold Scratchy to balance his check book and clean the lint out of his dryer...
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Why does a cat have a dryer?!
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I don't know, it is kind of funny to see her boss Scratchy around like that.
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See? She doesn't ruin the show.
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Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Ruin the Itchy & Scratchy Show (4h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House) On job start:
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Your sock drawer is a mess, Scratchy!
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I don't wear socks.
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Before you go out to play, I want you to iron and fold every pair, twice.
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A well-starched pair of socks is a step in the right direction.
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*laughs* ...That was a cue for me to laugh at your joke, right?
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Less laughing, more starching!
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On job end:
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Well, that didn't take long. How many times can one show get ruined?
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It was funny when she made him iron his socks at least.
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*gasp* I was hoping a good role model would help you shape up, not turn you into a completely different person.
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That squirrel has got to go before you turn into *shudder* the Flanders kids!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 4
After completing A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 3:
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Order! We've had a number of complaints about this "Disapproving Squirrel”. All from the same person: Marge Simpson.
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I don't like the way that squirrel is making my kids act!
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Really now Marge, I would have thought you'd be in favor of Disapproving Squirrel. The two of you could practically be twins.
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What? We have nothing in common.
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You do sorta have the same hair, and make the same face when you scold me.
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Don't do that!
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*chuckles* See? I almost kissed the squirrel thinking it was you! Do it again!
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Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Imitate Marge (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)
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Yes, I can, er, really see the resemblance. I don't know whose vote to solicit.
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Is that squirrel single??
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*holds up x-rays* Even the bone structure is the same!
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That squirrel and I are nothing alike! I'll prove it to you.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 5
After tapping on Disapproving Squirrel's exclamation mark:
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Don't do that! Don't do that!
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No YOU don't do that! Don't tell me what to do!
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Is this really what everyone thinks I'm like when I give them sensible advice?
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Don't do that!
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I am NOT some ridiculous, killjoy nag. And my hair looks nothing like yours!
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Your hair is the only thing about you I don't disapprove of.
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That does it! I won't be mocked by some demented cartoon. Get out! GET OUT!
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Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Get Chased Away by Marge (8h, Marge)
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I don't need any of you! You're all beneath me, you don't even deserve my scorn.
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Now there's a girl after my own heart. *smoker's cough*
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I agree. How would you like a job over at the DMV? Best place in town to judge all the nuts.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The Reality Channel
After building The Reality Channel:
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Ooh, The Reality Channel! What better way to experience reality than by watching TV?
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Yes Guy and I have the best idea ever for a reality show!
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What is this crap?! A reality show about pitching reality shows?!
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Task: Make Homer Try to Change the Channel (4h, The Reality Channel) If the user has Duffman: Task: Make Duffman Pitch a Reality TV Show (4h, The Reality Channel) On job start:
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Can't change channel... show... too... stupid... and... enjoyable...
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Our reality show is so brilliant, you'll forget all about my freakish face and obnoxious voice!
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Watch as contestants pitch us ideas for inventions and we decide whether to say YES and invest in them!
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It's "Predatory Fish Aquarium"!
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On job end:
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Hey, that stupid show I hate isn't on! What gives?!
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We went broke. We were using our own money for the show's investments.
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Oh yeah! And would you have guessed we wouldn't be able to say NO to any of the inventions?
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Yeeee-- no, I really thought we could be objective... We're ruined!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fireworks Factory
After building Fireworks Factory:
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Bart, come quick! They just built a Fireworks Factory!
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Seen a lot of factories, Milhouse.
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Yeah, I guess an abandoned factory isn't that cool...
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Abandoned?! Why didn't you say so?
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I thought the exciting part was the fireworks.
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The word “abandoned” makes everything cooler: abandoned mine shafts, driving with reckless abandon... Let's check it out!
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Task: Make Bart Set Off Fireworks in Fireworks Factory (4h, Fireworks Factory)
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Whoa! That was a ton of fireworks!
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I still don't see why I couldn't go in with you...
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Because if you were in there with me, it wouldn't be ABANDONED anymore. And that would take away all the fun.
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So you're saying I'm the reason it was so cool???
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Yeah, sure... definitely didn't have anything to do with the awesome explosions.
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Wow, I helped fulfill a criteria for Bart to be able to have fun!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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