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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Poochie's Dog Dayz content update/Gameplay

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Revision as of 10:48, July 18, 2018 by LetsPlayNintendoITA (talk | contribs) (Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 3)

Gameplay

Celebrate 636 Episodes

After the user logs in on July 11th:
System Message Maggie now has a special animated job to celebrate The Simpsons' 636th Episode!
Task: Make Maggie Celebrate Like It’s 1879 (4h)
Quest reward: Cash636 and XP636

Poorly Working Title

Poorly Working Title Intro

After the user logs in on July 11th:
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png Thanks for taking the time to meet with us, Krusty and Mr. Myers.
Roger Myers Jr. For my two biggest stars, Itchy & Scratchy?! Of course, anything I can do for you, just say the word.
Tapped Out Itchy Icon.png We were wondering if we could scale back on the mallet-to-the-head bits?
Roger Myers Jr. Absolutely not, you scum-sucking weasels!
Krusty Without the constant threat of permanent memory loss, your cartoons are worthless!
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png But isn't there a way to... to... what was I saying?
Tapped Out Itchy Icon.png What about bringing Poochie back to take some of the heat off us?
Roger Myers Jr. Bring Poochie back?! Kids hate him! He symbolizes when a game -- I mean SHOW -- has jumped the shark!
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png Until you bring him back, we're on strike!
Krusty I don't need you! I can carry this show all by myself!
Task: Make Krusty Have a Comedic Panic Attack on Camera (6s, Brown House or Krustylu Studios)
Task: Make Springfielders Boo Krusty [x5] (6s, Brown House or Krustylu Studios)
Krusty I can't carry a show by myself! I need breaks to sit pantsless in my dressing room!
Krusty For some reason the censors hate when I'm pantsless on the air.
Krusty You've got to get Poochie back!
Roger Myers Jr. Hey Frink, you're a huge nerd, do you know how we can revive Poochie?
Professor Frink After that, how could I refuse? We'll need to get some scripts to feed into my re-animation machine.
Krusty I'm not paying some jerk writers to sit around eating crappy Chinese food while they churn out lazy scripts.
Roger Myers Jr. Why pay professional writers when we can just hold a “Bring Poochie Back To Life” screenwriting contest for free?
Roger Myers Jr. Let's use our fans' passion against them!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Poorly Working Title Pt. 1

After completing Poorly Working Title:
Lisa Oh brother, they're having a “Bring Poochie Back To Life” script contest. Could they be any more desperate?
Homer I agree. I never think about Poochie anymore. Not Poochie's face, not Poochie's irreverent in-your-face attitude, not Poochie nothin'.
Homer Poochie.
Bart What's this file on your computer labeled “POOCHIE FAN FICTION”?
Homer It's, uh, an elaborate plan to kill your mother and collect the insurance money!
Marge It's not a plan to kill me. You talk about Poochie in your sleep.
Marge This could be your chance to bring YOUR version of Poochie to life.
Bart Don't egg him on, Mom!
Homer Yes, DO egg me on, because I will need several omelets to fuel me on as I write a Poochie script!
Task: Make Homer Submit Script to Itchy & Scratchy Studios (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Springfielders Submit Poochie Scripts [x5] (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x200]
On job start:
Sea Captain Yarr! In my version of Poochie, he's a LAKE captain, who's got TWO squinty eyes, and he's a misunderstood genius. Also, I based it on myself.
Comic Book Guy In my script, Poochie is bitten by radioactive Peter Parker and gets the ability to take competent photographs.

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This just in... my Poochie script! It even has a punny title: “Death To Poochie”!
Comic Book Guy The scripts are supposed to be about Poochie coming back to life.

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What about “Life To Poochie”?
Comic Book Guy Now your pun has lost its whole frame of reference!
On job end:
Krusty There's hundreds of these script contest entries!
Krusty I haven't seen stacks of paper this high since I made all that money licensing my name to that paper company.
Krusty Who's gonna read through these?
Roger Myers Jr. I assumed you were...
Homer Um, excuse me? Have you picked a winner yet?
Krusty We haven't even looked at--
Roger Myers Jr. As a matter of fact, we just picked the winner... and it's you!
Homer Me?!
Roger Myers Jr. Your script was so good, we're making you head writer!
Homer But the only thing I've ever written is a Grammy-winning album and a movie starring Mel Gibson!
Roger Myers Jr. Don't worry, kid, you'll do great. You can start by reading all these scripts to pick out the best parts.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Poorly Working Title Pt. 2

After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 1:
Homer *rips script* This is garbage! How can these amateur contest entrants call themselves professional writers?!
Homer Character development! Story arcs! Drama! ...are all things that are too old-fashioned!
Homer I need to tap into what KIDS like!
Homer Also, it's pretty impressive that I was able to rip an entire script in half...
Task: Make Youngsters Give Feedback [x5] (4h, Audience Research Table)
Characters: Nelson, Milhouse, Bart, Lisa, Ralph
Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x200]
On job start:
Bart Talking cartoon dogs can't skateboard... it's just not believable.
Nelson Poochie's funny “ha-ha”, not funny "Haw haw!"
Lisa Please don't make him rap again. Pleeeease don't make him rap again. And no buzzwords!
Ralph When I'm a good boy, my daddy lets me stick my head out the car window.
Milhouse Find the comedic premise, heighten it three times, and get out!
On job end:
Homer Okay, I've gone through all the scripts, listened to today's youth, included all the latest slang...
Homer ...drank six beers, and written the most perfect Poochie script there could ever be!
Roger Myers Jr. *flips to back page* Looks to be about the right length. I'm satisfied.
Homer Woo hoo!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Poorly Working Title Pt. 3

After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 2:
Roger Myers Jr. All right, Frink, are we ready to bring back Poochie now?
Professor Frink Yes, the script appears to be roughly the correct amount of pages, which is all that ever mattered...
Professor Frink The only thing left is to record some sample voice over...
Professor Frink ...which I will do myself, because people love hearing my voice for extended periods of time...
Homer Not so fast! If Poochie's known for one thing, it's his signature sunglasses. Do you know where I could get a pair?
Roger Myers Jr. Wait a minute Homer, YOU should record Poochie's voice!
Homer Yeah, I guess since I was his voice last time it only makes sense. Now are you gonna make with the sunglasses or not?!
Task: Make Homer Record New Poochie Voice-Over (4h, Network Headquarters)
If the user has Roger Myers Jr.: Task: Make Roger Myers Jr. Begrudgingly Give Homer Poochie Sunglasses (4h, Network Headquarters
Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x400]
Homer You used your Weird Science machine, Frink, so where's Poochie?
Professor Frink Oh yes, I believe he's doing what cool guys do and waiting to make a dramatic entrance... any minute now.
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Yo, yo, yolo, bruh! Poochie in da house, squad-fam! We gonna get it lit in here?!
Bart and Lisa Ahhhh! He's trying to relate to us!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Poorly Working Title Pt. 4

After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 3:
Homer Kids, put that stupid homework down and come watch this cartoon right now!
Lisa Dad, I'm happy that Itchy and Scratchy are back, but why do they have to jam Poochie down our throats again?
Bart Seriously, when they killed him off the first time, they gave us the day off from school to celebrate.
Homer Because Poochie has been retooled to be super modern...
Homer ...so you better watch or you're gonna get beaten up at school for not knowing what the dealio is.
Bart A guy who just said “what's the dealio” is lecturing me on being cool.
Homer Shhh! Poochie's about to make a slam dunk!
Task: Make Homer Laugh at All His Own Jokes (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Poochie Dunk a Basketball (4h, Bicycle Basketball Ramp)
Task: Make Youngsters Hate-Watch Poochie [x5] (4h, Brown House)
Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x300]
Homer Did you see him going up and down on that ramp? Wasn't it great?!
Bart He literally jumped a shark, Dad. My childhood is over.
Lisa It was good while it lasted...
Lisa I guess now all we'll care about are consumer reports, keeping our sneakers really clean, and which fruits are in season.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Poorly Working Title Pt. 5

After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 4:
Bart It's four o'clock, I don't know what to do with myself. Usually I'd be watching Itchy and Scratchy right now.
Lisa Stupid Poochie ruined everything, with his lame backwards hat, and his in-fashion-again leather jacket, and his jump-cut editing.
Bart He's so dumb. Hey, what if we watched his show just to goof on it!
Lisa Yeah, we can scoff at all the parts where he does stuff that's so stupid it's actually enjoyable, but we'll feel smart because we know it's lame.
Bart And we'll stay tuned for all the commercial breaks!
Lisa Yeah, in case those are stupid too!
Task: Make Youngsters Watch Poochie Ironically [x5] (4h, Brown House)
Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x500]
Bart Oh man, so dumb. I can't wait to bash it at school tomorrow.
Lisa I'm gonna break it down beat by beat and mock it as if it were literature!
Homer Ah-ha! So you do like it after all!
Bart We're watching it ironically.
Lisa We were laughing at the parts you're not supposed to laugh at.
Homer But you were still laughing and enjoying yourselves, right?
Bart Yes. Ironically.
Homer ...?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Poorly Working Title Pt. 6

After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 5:
Roger Myers Jr. Great work, Homer. The numbers are through the roof!
Krusty Today's show had the most viewers since that episode where I accidentally aided, abetted and then interviewed El Chapo.
Homer Are we sure our viewers are laughing at the right stuff though?
Roger Myers Jr. They could be crying for all I care, as long as they don't change the channel! Now what ideas do ya got for the next episode?
Homer Um, okay, what if Poochie stole a car, but it turned out to be an Uber, so he had to keep picking people up.
Krusty *laughs* That's funny.
Homer Wait, are you ACTUALLY laughing, or are you laughing at the idea that I pitched it with the intention of making you laugh?
Roger Myers Jr. Enough with the philosophy lesson, just get Poochie in the car and make with the silly taxi rides!
Task: Make Homer Fret Over What People Are Laughing at (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Poochie Pretend to Be in a Car Chase (8h, Brown House or Poochie's Car)
Task: Make Youngsters Ironically Watch Poochie [x5] (4h, Brown House)
Homer Well? What'd you kids think?
Lisa It was actually pretty funny.
Bart The parts that were supposed to make us laugh made us laugh.
Homer Phew!
Lisa Which makes it lame.
Bart No one likes a lame thing that knows it's lame. That'd be like if Tim Allen started mocking himself.
Lisa Yeah, the smugness factor for us is gone. You screwed up, Dad -- you made the show sorta okay.
Homer ...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Poorly Working Title Pt. 7

After completing Poorly Working Title Pt. 6:
Roger Myers Jr. Have you seen the numbers, Homer? It's not looking good for our old friend Poochie.
Krusty Or for you -- you're fired.
Homer Are you firing me "ironically"?
Krusty No.
Roger Myers Jr. Also, you never signed your contract, so you're not getting paid. That's sorta ironic.
Homer It is??
Roger Myers Jr. No. It's just stupid. Now get out.
Task: Make Homer Openly Weep Into a Bowl of Popcorn (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Youngsters Watch Itchy & Scratchy Sincerely [x5] (4h, Brown House)
Homer Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Homer Except all the tons of hard work I had to do and the gut-wrenching stress of wondering if people legitimately liked it.
Homer What'll happen to you, Poochie? Will they ship you back to your home planet?
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png No, I'll just stick around here. This planet's actually pretty cool... NOT!
Homer *wipes away tear* Never gets old.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Recycling to the EXTREME!

Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 1

After tapping on Poochie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Wazzzzap?! How's it hanging Itchy & Scratchy?
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png You dudemeisters wanna shred some gnarly waves?
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png That sounds...um, totally tubular, but we were just about to rehearse a scene...
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png How do you rehearse a scene where Itchy douses you in acid?
Tapped Out Itchy Icon.png We're, uh, method actors.
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Too busy to put your life on hold to admire your best bro?! I see how it is...NOT!
Task: Make Poochie Pout Like a Too Cool for School Teen (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png I guess now you want me to get off your set so you can do your "actor" thang!
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Must be nice not to be canceled. Not like I care. *barking laugh*
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png Aw. Don't give up, Poochie! I'm sure you'll be back on TV soon.
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png You're right! Once I'm back on, my new show will make yours look like it's for babies. Uncool babies!
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Poochie out! *nunchuck drop*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 2

After completing Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 1:
Homer Bart, bring me another beer.
Lisa I'll get it!
Bart Why're you so eager to enable Dad?
Lisa Because I'm making a fortune returning his empty cans to the recycling center -- five cents a pop.
Bart I can see how that could add up.
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png They give you money just to throw these cans away?
Lisa It's not just throwing them away, it's recycling. They take the cans and melt them down and make new things out of them.
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png So they take an old useless thing and mold it into something new and cool, huh? Tell me more...
Task: Make Lisa Explain Recycling to Poochie (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Poochie Daydream About His TV Comeback (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png "Poochie Saves the Planet"! Just the kind of publicity I need to reboot my image and get back on TV.
Lisa So this is all just a ploy to fulfill your own goals?
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Of course! Is that a problem?
Lisa Not at all, as long as it gets people to recycle more! I mean, why do I do it? Smug satisfaction isn't that different than wanting to be on TV.
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Do you think my catch phrase should be "Bro, do you even recycle?" or "Recycling stinks, just do it!".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 3

After tapping on Poochie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png What's shaking, kids? It's ya boy, Poochie, and I'm here to teach you about recycling!
Bart Why does he think we don't know what recycling is?
Milhouse It's really not that complicated. You put the empty can in the recycling bin. That's it!
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png I know what'll convince you Poochie is always in your COURT -- an edgy yet educational rap interlude while I dunk a basketball!
Task: Make Poochie Dunk a Basketball (4h, Bicycle Basketball Ramp)
On job start:
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png My name's Poochie D and I'm here to say…
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png That it's a good rule of thumb to start your raps this way…
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Let ‘em know who you are, and what you're gonna do…
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png That way there's no confusion when the song is through!
On job end:
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png See kids, Poochie knows how to get down. Word up!
Bart He looks like he's about to start rapping again. SCATTER!
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png P to the O to the O to the C...
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Why can't I ever get the kids to just like me?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 4

After tapping on Poochie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Give it to me straight fellas, how do you get the kids to like you so much?
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png Maybe if you try, you know...trying a little less hard the kids will come around.
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Me? Try hard?! I'm the king of not caring. I do everything I can to show how little I care.
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png Um...well, maybe do the opposite then?
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Great idea! I'll double down on recycling. Then they'll have to like me!
Task: Make Poochie Film a Recycling PSA (8h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)
Task: Make Youngsters Rebel Against Recycling [x5] (8h, Businesses or Houses)
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Booyah! Thanks for having my back bros, showing everyone how much I could care felt really good.
Tapped Out Itchy Icon.png Kids trashed the town.
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png What have I done?!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 5

After completing Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 4:
Helen Lovejoy There he is, Chief Wiggum! The bad dog that convinced all the children littering was cool!
Wiggum All right pup, come along quietly now...I find barking very jarring.
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png The fuzz! Nuh-uh man, I can't go to the pound. Time to bounce!
Homer Wait! Poochie, where are you going? You left all this trash behind that I'll have to clean up if you don't...
Homer D'oh!
Task: Make Poochie Pretend to Be in a Car Chase (8h, Brown House or Poochie's Car)
Task: Make Homer Clean up Springfield (6s, Debris)
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png I think I lost them.
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Guess I'll go back to my home planet now.
Lisa Uh, Poochie, this is your home planet.
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png You're right, little girl. In a manner of speaking, it's EVERYONE'S home planet.
Lisa No, it literally is.
Wiggum Hold it right there, Poochie! I've got a whole slew of tickets with your name on ‘em -- littering, accessory to littering, and MURDER!
Wiggum Oh wait, that last one is also littering. You have thirty days to pay these off, now sign here.
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Wait, you want my autograph?!
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png I'm back!!!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Premium Gameplay

Scratching the Seven Year Itch

Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 1

After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Happy anniversary, Scratchy. I made a special dinner, and maybe after we can get into some catnip.
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png It looks great, but I'm not really that hungry.
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png Itchy made me a pretty big lunch of carbolic acid, which is pretty filling, plus it dissolved my entire midsection...
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png It's always work, work, work with you, isn't it?!
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Well, work on this!
Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Serve Scratchy a “Dynamite” Dessert (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png I've had it with this marriage! I took our wedding vows seriously, but "till death do us part" never lasts long with you!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 2

After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Scratchy's such a jerk! First he doesn't eat my dinner, then he allows himself to be blown up!
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Well I'm not gonna sit around in a black veil waiting for him to come back to life!
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png I'm young, my whiskers aren't grey yet.
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png I'm getting on that new dating app called “Swiper”.
Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Fill Out a Dating App Profile (4h, Brown House)
On job start:
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Okay, profile pictures: the only photos I have of myself are me holding a book I never read, at a concert of a band I don't like...
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png ...and one from three years ago that looks nothing like me. They're perfect!
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Interests: Food, travel, and living my best life!
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png ...unlike Scratchy.
On job end:
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Ooh, I already got some matches on my dating app!
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Fat Tony... maybe he means Cat Tony?
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Moleman... seems like a furry creature indeed...
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png And Bumblebee Man... no mistaking what his deal is -- a Mexican actor who dresses in a bee costume.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 3

After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png I'm so nervous, I haven't been on a first date since I met Scratchy.
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png It was so romantic. He took me to the purr-fect restaurant... picked up the “tabby”... used a bunch of cat-puns...
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png *flashback harp*
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png No, don't go into a flashback! Even on our first date, Itchy was the waiter and served him coq au BLAM and blew him up! It's time for me to move on.
Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Bad Date [x3] (8h, Eatery or Bars)
On job 1st time started:
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png So, have you ever been on a date with a cartoon cat?!
Fat Tony No, but I sold cartons of RAT milk to schoolchildren. Does that count for anything?
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png ...!
On job 2nd time started:
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png This is my first time using online dating. What about you?!
Hans Moleman I've only used Swiper, Matchr, AlrightValentine, eChoir, FarmhandsExclusive, Swingin'Christian, and m-date -- an app for dating Moleman.
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png ...!
On job 3rd time started:
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png I don't know what I'm doing... I'm not cut out for the dating world. I've been a wife for too long...
Bumblebee Man ...
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Sorry to go on and on... you're such a good listener.
Bumblebee Man Que?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 4

After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Is this what I have to look forward to? Meeting that string of weirdos has really helped me put my marriage in perspective.
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png So what if I'm a widow more often than a wife? At least I love my husband!
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png And it's really not Scratchy's fault.
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png He's just trying to make an honest living, but that horrible Itchy keeps making him an honest corpse!
Tapped Out Itchy Icon.png Hi-ya, Mrs. Scratchy! Looks like Scratchy's still in cat-heaven, so I'll come back later.
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Not so fast, you murderous mouse!
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png You and I need to have a heart to heart -- if you don't lay off my husband a little, I'm going to chop you in half and make your heart TWO hearts!
Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Scratch Out Her Itchy Aggression (8h)
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Have I made myself clear?
Tapped Out Itchy Icon.png Whatever you say! You're the boss!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 5

After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Scratchy? Oh good, you're waking up.
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png Hey honey, was I out for long? What did I miss?
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Nothing, I was just packing us a nice picnic. Let's go!
Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Picnic (4h, Picnic Spot)
If the user has Scratchy: Task: Make Scratchy Go on a Picnic (4h, Picnic Spot)
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png *happy sigh* Thanks for making this such a special day, sweetheart.
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png It was wonderful! I can't remember the last time I felt so relaxed.
Tapped Out Mrs. Sdratchy Icon.png Alright, he's all yours, Itchy.
Tapped Out Itchy Icon.png Picnic much more fun with flesh-eating ants!
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png *screams*
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

For Real, Roy?

For Real, Roy? Pt. 1

After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:
Bart They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for new characters in this game. Wonder who the next nobody will be.
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png Hey, Bart-man! I'm sure the next new character they unlock will be totally far-out and hip!
Marge Roy's right, Bart. I bet they'll even have a catchphrase.
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png Pow-bazow, Mrs. S., pow-bazow. Well, until the next new character is unlocked, I guess I'll continue filming my reality show “Roy Will Be Roy”!
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png Everyone smile for the cameras!
Task: Make Roy Mug for the Cameras (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make the Simpsons Look Blankly Straight Into the Cameras [x5] (4h, Simpson House)
Characters: Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png What's gotten into you guys? You're usually so natural and effortlessly hilarious!
Homer I am acting in a perfectly normal manner, much in the way that I always do. D... oh.
Marge It's kind of hard to act normal when they keep hitting my hair with the boom mic.
Lisa In their defense, Mom, the boom guy had to stand on another guy's shoulders.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

For Real, Roy? Pt. 2

After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:
Marge I don't know, Roy, this whole “reality TV” thing seems a little out there, and, dare I say, desperate?
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png Whoa, whoa, whoa! Save it for the confessional, Mrs. S!
Task: Make Roy Tape a Confessional (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make the Simpsons Tape Confessionals [x5] (4h, Simpson House)
Characters: Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie
On job start:
Marge I don't know if my family's going to be any good at this... I've always taught them not to speak ill of others.
Homer Don't get me started on Flanders! Does he really have to rhyme all the time?!
Homer Oh no, I'm doing it too! I'm screwed!
Bart Interviews are for suckers, man. Unless you want to film me hocking loogies off the overpass... no?
Lisa I am so annoyed...
Lisa ...that everyone expects me to be anti-everything. I like reality TV! Especially the sassy ladies of “The Real Home Wives of Ogdenville”. It's great!
Unreleased text:
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png I'm really sick of Mrs. S. trying to express her feelings about people to their faces...
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png ...instead of behind their back to the camera for all the world to see. Who does that?!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

For Real, Roy? Pt. 3

After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png Thanks for trying S. family, but the show's still feeling a little flat...
Homer Sorry, Roy. I guess our family's just too perfect for reality TV.
Homer Bart, get your old man a beer, and grab one for yourself, why don'tcha?
Lisa If I've learned anything from watching Real Home Wives, it's that every good show has a great villain!
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png What do you mean?
Lisa Are you really that dumb?!
Marge Lisa! Don't talk to Roy like that!
Lisa No, Mom, I'm teaching him how to be a villain for the show! You blue-haired bozo.
Marge Was that for the show too?
Lisa Sure...
Task: Make Roy Pick an Over the Top Fight (8h)
On job start:
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png Hey man, why you looking at my lady?!
Mr. Burns Smithers, is this young hoodlum addressing me?
Smithers Don't worry, Mr. Burns. I'll defend your honor.
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png Whoa, wait man! I was just trying to fight the old guy.
On job end:
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png *groans of pain*
Mr. Burns Excellent work, Smithers. I daresay this rapscallion will think twice before issuing me any more challenges.
Homer Wow, Roy, you took quite a beating! It came out great on camera!
Homer Unfortunately, Smithers was singing LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out” as he was pummeling you and we can't clear the song, so the footage is useless.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

For Real, Roy? Pt. 4

After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png I think I have to retire from the reality TV business, I had no idea it could be so dangerous!
Homer Nonsense. There are as many types of reality TV as there are flavors of ice cream...*mmmm* ice cream.
Homer We just have to find a type of show that's a better fit for you. How about a dating show?!
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png Like one where I date a bunch of ladies who are super into me even though I don't have a job?
Homer Right! We'll tell them you're in "real estate”, and at the end you'll get married after knowing each other for two weeks!
Task: Make Roy Try to Romance the Ladies (4h)
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png I don't get it, why wouldn't any of those ladies accept a rose from me?
Homer You know, when a whole bunch of women with their own unique thoughts and opinions all don't want to date you, I say...
Homer It's them, not you! Here, have some ice cream.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

For Real, Roy? Pt. 5

After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark:
Homer So Marge, in this scene Roy is going to grab your butt, then I'll walk in and accuse you of cheating.
Marge Homer, I really wish you would stop suggesting scenarios where your friends try to grab my butt.
Marge And I don't have time for the show right now, I need to take care of the kids.
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png Plus, you should really get your hair done before you go on camera again. No offense, no offense.
Marge That's it! I've had it with you two!
Task: Make Roy Hide From Marge (8h, Businesses, Homes or Bars)
Task: Make Homer Hide From Marge (8h, Businesses, Homes or Bars
Homer Calm down, Marge. He said no offense, that means you can't get offended.
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png That was great, Mrs. S. The camera loves you, you're the show's new star!
Marge Me, a star? That makes me so happy!
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png Annnnd you ruined it. No one likes a happy, well-adjusted reality star.
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png The show's over, which means Roy's movin' out!
Bart You moving in with some sexy babes?!
Tapped Out Roy Icon.png No, with my mom and step-dad...
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

A Tough Nut to Crack

A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 1

After unlocking Disapproving Squirrel:
Marge Homer, what happened to your head?
Homer Oh, it's nothing. Maggie dropped a bowling ball on my head.
Marge What?!
Homer It was an accident -- it rolled off the shelf. I mean, Maggie had to take it out of the bag and push it, but I blame the laws of gravity.
Marge This was no accident! Bringing all these cartoon characters to life is a bad influence on the kids!
Professor Frink Don't you worry, Marge. I'm way ahead of you on this and I have the perfect solution.
Marge You're going to get rid of the cartoons you brought to life?
Professor Frink Don't be SILLY. I'm going to bring another character to life: Disapproving Squirrel!
Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Silently Judge Springfielders (1h, Homes)
Marge See? Disapproving Squirrel's not very funny, or friendly, but she proves you don't have to be violent just because you're a cartoon.
Marge And she kept everyone on their best behavior.
Professor Frink Yes, in many ways, the judgmental stare is even more cutting than an axe to the cabeza, as it were.
Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon.png ...!
Professor Frink See what I mean?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 2

After tapping on Disapproving Squirrel's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Itchy Icon.png Hey Scratchy, now that I've fed your eyeballs to that bird, you're... EAGLEY blind!
Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon.png Don't do that!
Tapped Out Itchy Icon.png But that's in the script.
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png Believe me I don't like it either, but we're professionals.
Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon.png No, no, no! No more violence!
Tapped Out Itchy Icon.png Step aside, squirrel, we've got a very important job to do. Now where's my mallet so I can play croquet with Scratchy's eyes.
Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Picket Disapprovingly (4h)
Tapped Out Itchy Icon.png You ruined the scene!
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png And you scared away the eagle. Now I'm never gonna find my eyes!
Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon.png No! No violence!
Tapped Out Itchy Icon.png Cartoons with no violence are no fun! I'm gonna go stab ketchup bottles in my trailer and pretend it's blood.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 3

After completing A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 2:
Lisa *groans* These new Itchy & Scratchy cartoons are boring! Where's Itchy?!
Marge That Disapproving Squirrel isn't that bad, is she?
Lisa She's worse than Poochie! All she does is scold Scratchy to balance his check book and clean the lint out of his dryer...
Lisa Why does a cat have a dryer?!
Bart I don't know, it is kind of funny to see her boss Scratchy around like that.
Marge See? She doesn't ruin the show.
Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Ruin the Itchy & Scratchy Show (4h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)
On job start:
Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon.png Your sock drawer is a mess, Scratchy!
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png I don't wear socks.
Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon.png Before you go out to play, I want you to iron and fold every pair, twice.
Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon.png A well-starched pair of socks is a step in the right direction.
Tapped Out Scratchy Icon.png *laughs* ...That was a cue for me to laugh at your joke, right?
Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon.png Less laughing, more starching!
On job end:
Lisa Well, that didn't take long. How many times can one show get ruined?
Bart It was funny when she made him iron his socks at least.
Marge *gasp* I was hoping a good role model would help you shape up, not turn you into a completely different person.
Marge That squirrel has got to go before you turn into *shudder* the Flanders kids!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 4

After completing A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 3:
Quimby Order! We've had a number of complaints about this "Disapproving Squirrel”. All from the same person: Marge Simpson.
Marge I don't like the way that squirrel is making my kids act!
Helen Lovejoy Really now Marge, I would have thought you'd be in favor of Disapproving Squirrel. The two of you could practically be twins.
Marge What? We have nothing in common.
Homer You do sorta have the same hair, and make the same face when you scold me.
Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon.png Don't do that!
Homer *chuckles* See? I almost kissed the squirrel thinking it was you! Do it again!
Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Imitate Marge (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)
Quimby Yes, I can, er, really see the resemblance. I don't know whose vote to solicit.
Artie Ziff Is that squirrel single??
Dr. Hibbert *holds up x-rays* Even the bone structure is the same!
Marge That squirrel and I are nothing alike! I'll prove it to you.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 5

After tapping on Disapproving Squirrel's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon.png Don't do that! Don't do that!
Marge No YOU don't do that! Don't tell me what to do!
Marge Is this really what everyone thinks I'm like when I give them sensible advice?
Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon.png Don't do that!
Marge I am NOT some ridiculous, killjoy nag. And my hair looks nothing like yours!
Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon.png Your hair is the only thing about you I don't disapprove of.
Marge That does it! I won't be mocked by some demented cartoon. Get out! GET OUT!
Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Get Chased Away by Marge (8h, Marge)
Tapped Out Disapproving Squirrel Icon.png I don't need any of you! You're all beneath me, you don't even deserve my scorn.
Selma Now there's a girl after my own heart. *smoker's cough*
Patty I agree. How would you like a job over at the DMV? Best place in town to judge all the nuts.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

The Reality Channel

After building The Reality Channel:
Homer Ooh, The Reality Channel! What better way to experience reality than by watching TV?
Tapped Out Duffman TV Icon.png Yes Guy and I have the best idea ever for a reality show!
Homer What is this crap?! A reality show about pitching reality shows?!
Task: Make Homer Try to Change the Channel (4h, The Reality Channel)
If the user has Duffman: Task: Make Duffman Pitch a Reality TV Show (4h, The Reality Channel)
On job start:
Homer Can't change channel... show... too... stupid... and... enjoyable...
Tapped Out The Yes Guy TV Icon.png Our reality show is so brilliant, you'll forget all about my freakish face and obnoxious voice!
Tapped Out Duffman TV Icon.png Watch as contestants pitch us ideas for inventions and we decide whether to say YES and invest in them!
Tapped Out The Yes Guy TV Icon.png It's "Predatory Fish Aquarium"!
On job end:
Homer Hey, that stupid show I hate isn't on! What gives?!
The Yes Guy We went broke. We were using our own money for the show's investments.
Duffman Oh yeah! And would you have guessed we wouldn't be able to say NO to any of the inventions?
The Yes Guy Yeeee-- no, I really thought we could be objective... We're ruined!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Fireworks Factory

After building Fireworks Factory:
Milhouse Bart, come quick! They just built a Fireworks Factory!
Bart Seen a lot of factories, Milhouse.
Milhouse Yeah, I guess an abandoned factory isn't that cool...
Bart Abandoned?! Why didn't you say so?
Milhouse I thought the exciting part was the fireworks.
Bart The word “abandoned” makes everything cooler: abandoned mine shafts, driving with reckless abandon... Let's check it out!
Task: Make Bart Set Off Fireworks in Fireworks Factory (4h, Fireworks Factory)
Bart Whoa! That was a ton of fireworks!
Milhouse I still don't see why I couldn't go in with you...
Bart Because if you were in there with me, it wouldn't be ABANDONED anymore. And that would take away all the fun.
Milhouse So you're saying I'm the reason it was so cool???
Bart Yeah, sure... definitely didn't have anything to do with the awesome explosions.
Milhouse Wow, I helped fulfill a criteria for Bart to be able to have fun!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10