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Difference between revisions of "Kirk Van Houten"

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'''Kirk Van Houten''' sometimes called '''Milhouse's Dad''' is voiced by [[Hank Azaria]]. He is the father of [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]], and the remarried husband of Luann. He first appeared in [[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]].
  
'''Kirk Van Houten''' is a character on the [[animated]] [[television series]] ''[[The Simpsons]]''.  
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==Kirk After Divorce==
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Kirk has been portrayed as a [[stereotype|stereotypical]] middle-aged male loser and deadbeat dad. Much of Mr. Van Houten's character revolves around his extreme [[depression (mood)|emotional depression]] after his divorce from his wife [[Luann Van Houten|Luann]]. Luann got custody of Milhouse when they divorced, but Kirk has visiting rights and is often seen with Milhouse in later episodes. Much to his displeasure, Milhouse often addresses him as "Weekend Dad". Kirk suffers from the need to cry all the time after his divorce, even in good times.  
  
==Role in The Simpsons==
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==Careers==
He is the father of [[Milhouse]], and the ex-husband of [[Luann Van Houten|Luann]].  
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Kirk previously served in the [[U.S. Army]], and graduated from Gudger College. He initially worked at his father-in-law's cracker factory, 'Southern Cracker' (the Dryyyyy Cracker), in middle management (Milhouse often bragged about it at the time). Later in the series, when Luann leaves Kirk, he is fired from the factory. According to Luann, Kirk was not a very good provider, and she had to stoop to borrowing money from her sister or having to steal clothes from the church donation box. Kirk reveals in the episode "[[I Am Furious Yellow]]", where he visits his son's school on career day, that he was currently employed as an assistant to the guy who puts fliers under people's windshield wipers. Kirk also had a job standing on the curb holding a sign directing people to a condo development and worked as a scarecrow protecting a soy-bean crop, which resulted in his eye being gouged by a crow. Since being fired from the cracker company, Kirk seems to be unable to maintain a steady job.  
  
==Job==
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==Savings==
He initially worked at his father-in-law's cracker factory, Southern Cracker, in middle management.
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He once shouted at Luann that she had to keep up the [[alimony]] payments she owed him, and he has been seen at the Springfield unemployment office, perhaps suggesting that alimony and [[unemployment benefits]] are his only steady sources of income.  
 
 
==Divorce==
 
Later in the series, Kirk and [[Luann Van Houten|Luann]] got [[divorce]]d. When Luann leaves, Kirk gets fired from the factory (since his boss is Luann's father and he considers crackers a "family food"). Kirk moves into a depressing, rundown singles community and tries to start a new career as a [[singer-songwriter]]. His demo tape, ''Can I Borrow a Feeling?'' left Homer in hysterics.  Kirk has since been portrayed as a [[stereotype|stereotypical]] middle-aged male loser. Luann got custody of Milhouse when they divorced, but Kirk has visiting rights and is often seen with Milhouse in later episodes.  
 
  
 
==Arrest==
 
==Arrest==
Kirk was put in jail in "[[Pranksta Rap]]" for [[kidnapping]] Bart, but Kirk enjoyed his time in prison due to the numerous [[conjugal visit]]s he was getting from the desperate women of Springfield. 
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Kirk was put in jail in the episode "[[Pranksta Rap]]" for "[[kidnapping]]" Bart.
 
 
==Voice Actor==
 
He is voiced by [[Hank Azaria]].
 
 
 
==Love Life==
 
His love life is terrible after Luann, unlike hers which sees her dating the then-bachelor [[Apu]] but mainly Heavyweight Gladiator Pyro, amongst others. Kirk dated what seemed like a poorly disguised sleazy prostitute under the name of Starla. He took her to Moe's Tavern but it ended bad when she asked his keys then drove off with his car, tossing his singing mixtape out the window. She tricked him by saying she was going to change wigs. He has taken part in various dating schemes.
 
 
 
==Accidents==
 
In one episode, his hand (or half his arm even) is cut off by a wire placed between two trees by Snake to try and get his car back off of [[Homer Simpson]]. He is later seen at the unemployment place with a cast on. Bart also suggested him and Milhouse cut his leg off once to get sympathy off Luann.
 
 
 
==Relatonship with Homer==
 
Homer and Kirk's relationship seems to be quite random. At times they are seen to be having good talks together but Homer mocks him at other times:
 
Homer: Will you excuse us Melson? (to Milhouse).
 
Milhouse: Er....it's Milhouse
 
Homer: Yeah...and you're father's No-House! Now scram!
 
 
 
==Depresion==
 
Kirk also suffers from the need to cry all the time after his divorce, even at positive times.
 
 
 
==Army Job==
 
Kirk once mentioned that he served in the [[U.S. Army]]. He also has a degree from Gudger College.
 
  
==Parents reuniting==
 
In a recent episode (aired [[September 25]], [[2005]]), the Van Houtens are on the verge of re-uniting, so Bart and Milhouse try copying a stupid stunt from a parody of ''[[The O.C.]]'' to try and get them separated again.  This backfires, and results in [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] and [[Marge Simpson|Marge]] almost separating again.  The two then try another idea, attempting to push a fake Bart off the side of a [[waterfall]], which also backfires.  At the end of the episode, Milhouse jumps over the side, screaming "I don't want to live in a world without Bart!"  Marge asks if Milhouse can [[swim]], to which Bart's reply is "What do you think?"
 
  
 
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Revision as of 21:19, December 9, 2007

Kirk Van Houten
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Character Information
Gender: Male
Status:
Unknown
Age: Unknown, around 40 or older
Hair: Blue, balding
Occupation: None
Relatives: Milhouse(son), Luann(wife), and Nana (mother)
First appearance: Bart's Friend Falls in Love
Voiced by: Hank Azaria


Kirk Van Houten sometimes called Milhouse's Dad is voiced by Hank Azaria. He is the father of Milhouse, and the remarried husband of Luann. He first appeared in Bart's Friend Falls in Love.

Kirk After Divorce

Kirk has been portrayed as a stereotypical middle-aged male loser and deadbeat dad. Much of Mr. Van Houten's character revolves around his extreme emotional depression after his divorce from his wife Luann. Luann got custody of Milhouse when they divorced, but Kirk has visiting rights and is often seen with Milhouse in later episodes. Much to his displeasure, Milhouse often addresses him as "Weekend Dad". Kirk suffers from the need to cry all the time after his divorce, even in good times.

Careers

Kirk previously served in the U.S. Army, and graduated from Gudger College. He initially worked at his father-in-law's cracker factory, 'Southern Cracker' (the Dryyyyy Cracker), in middle management (Milhouse often bragged about it at the time). Later in the series, when Luann leaves Kirk, he is fired from the factory. According to Luann, Kirk was not a very good provider, and she had to stoop to borrowing money from her sister or having to steal clothes from the church donation box. Kirk reveals in the episode "I Am Furious Yellow", where he visits his son's school on career day, that he was currently employed as an assistant to the guy who puts fliers under people's windshield wipers. Kirk also had a job standing on the curb holding a sign directing people to a condo development and worked as a scarecrow protecting a soy-bean crop, which resulted in his eye being gouged by a crow. Since being fired from the cracker company, Kirk seems to be unable to maintain a steady job.

Savings

He once shouted at Luann that she had to keep up the alimony payments she owed him, and he has been seen at the Springfield unemployment office, perhaps suggesting that alimony and unemployment benefits are his only steady sources of income.

Arrest

Kirk was put in jail in the episode "Pranksta Rap" for "kidnapping" Bart.