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Lyle Lanley

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Unknown Age: 38 Hair: Blond Occupation: Con Artist First appearance: Marge vs. the Monorail Voiced by: Phil Hartman v • d • e • h

Lyle Lanley is a con artist and shyster who sold faulty monorails to several towns, including Springfield.

History

Lyle spent his adulthood going to towns with a lot of money and selling them monorails. Lanley then would open a monorail school and would choose the dumbest student to conduct the monorail. Afterwards, he would put a celebrity on the monorail and turn it on and on its first run he would leave the town and go to an expensive place such as Tahiti with all the money he got from the town. In the meantime the monorails would go out of control and everybody boarding would die and the town he sold the monorail to would be destroyed.

In the end, Lanley was on a nonstop flight to Tahiti. The plane seemingly made a stop in North Haverbrook in which Lanley previously sold a Monorail. The citizens heard he was on a flight to Tahiti and proceeded to beat him up. All that was heard was Lanley screaming and the plane rocking. His ultimate fate is unknown, he's presumably killed by the residents. ^[1]

Victims

• North Haverbrook. (The town recovered from the horrible disaster some time after mauling Lyle Lanley ^[2])

• Ogdenville

• Brockway

• Springfield (The monorail was about to head towards disaster until monorail captain Homer Simpson stopped the monorail using an improvised anchor.)

Appearances

• Episode – "Marge vs. the Monorail"

Reference