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Southern colonel's wife

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Southern Colonel's wife
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Character Information
Female ♀
Hair: Blonde
Relatives: Husband: Southern colonel
First appearance: "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
Voiced by: Pamela Hayden

The Southern Colonel's wife is the wife of the Southern colonel.


When Homer challenged the Colonel to a duel, the Colonel accepted the challenge (taking Homer completely by surprise). The next morning, the Colonel and his wife drove to the Simpson house in their RV.

Homer, terrified, was cowering inside the house and hiding from the Colonel, but when he saw the Colonel's wife get out of the RV he found her attractive and growled at the sight of her. Marge rebuked Homer, but Homer countered by saying that he wasn't dead yet. When the Colonel knocked on the door, however, Homer became terrified again and asked Marge to save him. Marge sarcastically asked, "Why don't you have the Colonel's wife save you?" but Homer told her that was all in the past and to let it go.