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Colonel's aide

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Colonel's aide
Colonel's aide.png
Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Alive
Hair: Light brown
Occupation: Soldier
First appearance: "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
Voiced by: Hank Azaria


The colonel's aide is the aide of the army colonel.

History[edit]

He told the army colonel that they couldn't just invade an American city. After being told that they could, he thought that they would have gotten a day off instead.

After the colonel watched his predator drone get blown up, he slammed his fist down and said "this means war". His aide then told him that he thought it was already war, to which the colonel replied that he hated him.

While driving through Springfield, the aide suggests that they just quit as the operation had cost over 15 million dollars since lunch. The colonel rejected him though.

He, along with the other soldiers, got drunk on the spiked water and surrendered.

Appearances[edit]